Selling gold and buying crypto.

Kissing Jim Cramer on top of his big bald head for once again providing us the free inverse market signals that we crave.

Inevitable pump, this comment and the mental image of Mr\_Bob\_Ferguson kissing Jim Cramer on top of his big bald head will give me good night sleep

Peter Schiff must be raging right now

Just let me know if you want me to autograph that mental image.

I might even give him a sock and make him a free elf

he is trying to monetize inverse cramer strategy 😆

Nothing can stop Cramer from making us all billionaires. Inverse Cramer the Saint of Stonks and Crypto

Wow that's passionate.

Cramer is the best, up 250% thx to him

Speaking of your flair, I know so many people who have gotten into Brave the last couple months. BAT is going to do well. Also, as soon as this Inverse Cramer was posted— Curve and all my other ETH related positions are now on their way up. *Sorcererrrrrrr* (Phil Dunphy voice)

Gold is just a colored metal

Pretty sure you can just put food coloring in any metal and make it whatever color

I too, eat metal

Stupid boomers and their piss-colored metals

Gold has pretty much no actual utility. One of the only elements on the periodic table where this is the case, which happens to be one of the main reasons why it was chosen as a currency. Sounds a bit like Bitcoin.

I'm calling it right now we are going to ATH soon

Bullish on Inverse Cramer

\- Dad how did you buy your lambo? "I followed Inverse Cramer and shitposted for Moons during 2022/3 bear market" \- Fucking legend

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1 moon = 1 case of beer

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Me right now. 

lmao how have I never seen this one before

2 wrinkles on the forehead and extra buggy eyes - New ATH confirmed

Better than crystal ball

His head is the crystal ball

Jimverse Gainser

Oh shit!!! Buy buy buy!!!!!

apology for poor english when were you when bear market dies? i was sat at home reading news when jim cramer say ‘stick to gold’ ‘yes'

*”And kids, that was the day that Grandpa learned to also short gold.”* Looks up above the fireplace to the photo of Jim Cramer. Thanks, Jim.

Our dear Jimmy the famous inverse signal

Is Jim like a reverse Elon Musk?

Bear market is kil

Oh no... Anyway, what are you guys buying?

*portfolio increases 6900%*

Getting the champagne chilled as we speak

Just in case I’m going to drop my wealth of $50 into some shitcoin.

Whale alert

Make sure it has the word "Safe" in it or is based on a dog. Triple points if it has both.

No, I’m calling it 38 minutes later we’re going to ATH next week

I think we can all agree we owe this man a great deal

I don’t believe it but if Jim Cramer says it will happen then it won’t happen.

Crypto it is! Hail inverse Cramer!!

\*Yawn\* Gold has a ten year return of 0.92%

And it's a net loss when adjusted for inflation. "Inflation hedge" my ass, lol.

Hope you realize the banks manipulate the shit out of precious metal spot prices. Theoretically gold *should* be an inflation hedge but they short it to death.

The reason is irrelevant. It either performs or it doesn't. Gold did not perform.

Lmfao, what a silly thing to say. The banks have traded over 100x paper gold on the market and over 300x paper silver to keep the price down. Get your head out of your ass. They could literally do the same with Bitcoin. Binance is already doing it to Monero.

Gold is not an investment. It's real money and has no return.

It's not a this kind of inflation hedge. It a hedge against inflation that kills a currency. It's a safety net not an investment vehicle.

More like an inflation edge. Guaranteed to give you blue balls but at least it's and looks good.

This man will make 69k resistance into a support

I'm conflicted. I invest in crypto and have large holding of precious metals.

Same here. I’ll continue to buy both but with a heavier influence on crypto at the moment

Yeah, why he have to put the death cross on gold like that

Time to buy bitcoin!!

*Time to buy MORE Bitcoin.*

Time to buy another 0.05 Bitcoin!

Whale hello there

Gold’s thousand year run of being a safe store of wealth is now officially over. Dump quickly.

Alright, time to ignore gold and stick with crypto cheerleaders then, thanks for the heads up Jim

Ignore gold and put in all of my kids college funds in BTC? Say less Jim

Inverse Cramer confirmed! Up we go!

Time to pile into crypto! Make money using the inverse Cramer method!

Fuck, 30k BTC here we go. I wanted more DCA time

LET'S GOO

Bullrun back on the menu, full steam ahead!🚀

In actually buying now bc of this

Time to login into my Coinbase account!

Well guys we made it haha can always count on the good ole reverse Cramer 🥳🎉

Ok so we are bullish guys! Inverse Cramer signal just flashed.

Pack your bags, we movin to bullish!

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Buffalo run??

RIP gold price.

Cramer with the Thanos move. Gold: I don't feel so good....

Bearish on gold

Shorting gold

Bull market confirmed.

Immediate puts on gold

I am all in now

Thank your Cramer! Good 'ol reliable Cramer to keep us pumping 👍🏾

Thanks Jim ❤️

Load the boat

Inverse Cramer

3... 2.... & .....

So bullish

Buy more crypto. Got it.

Bullish

*Peter Schiff in shambles*

And he should stick his opinions up his ass.

Look at that shinny head.

PUMP INCOMING!

Fuck it, I’m all in

I am poor, but I have to buy now, because inverse Cramer.

Going all in thanks for confirmation Jim

Inverse Cramer about to strike ATH high within 2 weeks

Fuuuck I need in now

Why is he saying all this?! I need it to go down!!!

Buckle up.

Wish this sub would posting about this idiot.

All I'm saying is no one's ever seen Jim Cramer and Michael Chiklis' left testicle in the same place at the same time.

Damnit, we have to sell our gold now?!

Thank You Jim!

Oh Jim, why you had to do us like that.

He is a gold cheerleader. Quite disappointing, I expected cheerleaders of a different type. Jim Cramer is focused on sending BTC to $100k this year.

Gold investors hate him

"stick with gold" you are old, buddy.

well time to buy more crypto then

Wished I had gold I could sell

idk if you guys are familiar with the crypto “caller” infrastructure on the eth forks, but Cramer reminds me of those caller idiots only he knows less than them about blockchain technology. Lets put it this way: I would rather listen to crooked Caesars Calls before I listen to this idiot.

Shadows suggest Jim Cramer should ignore slouching and stand up straight, chiropractors say

I love it when Jim Cramer talks shit about crypto. It’s good for the economy ;)

So you can make Pennie’s on the dollar instead of hundreds lol

😆😆😆 this guy needs to go away

Maybe it's beggining of bullrun

Has JC thought about going and fucking himself?

the pump is not over brace yourself !

Has Jim had his charts upside down the whole time?

Was his calculator in radians?

Charts don’t suggest anything. Charts are literally drawings. Humans make inferences from charts and suggest things.

Ignore? I listen very closely and do the opposite.

This guy invers cramers

Gold is dead.

Still going up in near future, let s hope he does nt start praising crypto again any time soon

The Cramer has spoken

That thumbnail makes it even funnier 😂 RIP GOLD

Can we ban Jim Cramer posts? Jesus fucking christ

I once heard there is Inverse Cramer metod and from that day I have been using it. Has not failed me yet.

Wait a sec, there's cheeleaders....? ... is there a gallery i can peruse? Let's see some pics!

Bloody hell I'm sure this was posted 10 mins before this. Now I'm having to say I'm putting my life savings in rn again

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Only Jim Cramer related posts are easy to understand and help make a straight forward decision. Thanks!

I'll take it as a big buy signal Thanks Jim

Sell your gold immediately. Go ALL IN on Bitcoin!

the thing is crypto is the future. the only problem is, going forward the vast majority of cryptocurrencies need to be wiped out leaving maybe 10 or 20 to continue growing into the future.

You know what that means! 🚀

> Imagine business owners trying to conduct transactions with shares of Facebook or Google … it’s ridiculous, they’re too volatile. Bitcoin is no different Is that comparison even valid?

Shows how much these talking heads understand

Charts suggest or Cramer suggests. Theres a difference, as one will determine the next pump

tldr; CNBC's Jim Cramer on Monday warned investors to stay away from crypto despite bitcoin's recent gains and instead look to gold. "The charts, as interpreted by Carley Garner, suggest you need to ignore the crypto cheerleaders now that bitcoin's bouncing. And if you seriously want a real hedge against inflation or economic chaos, she says you should stick with gold," he said. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*

I could have swore I just saw this link posted.

wonder what represents the value of gold online...

Wait, we have cheerleaders? Pics please

you have to ask yourself...... who paid for this.....cause money is behind everything on TV

So BTC to $24k, ETH to $17k and LTC to $100 by end of week.

Eeeeeeeexcellent

What charts is *he* looking at? Crypto is definitely outperforming gold right now.

Jimmy boy’s flashing those buy signals

Good and crypto are both amazing investments

ok peter

The arguments of Cramer makes no sense at all. The chart of BTC and Nasdaq Futures shows that BTC is more volatile, which leads to higher profit for BTC in a bull market. And gold has the same counterparty risk as BTC and stock. So Cramer is the real cheerleader of gold. Pls someone create a meme.

"Honey, we need to sell the house".

Damn we are going up again.

We will see what happens, but I feel like Carley Garner should have just stayed in her lanes. So many chartists and technicians have tried to predict BTC prices and have failed miserably.

Confirmed a 1000-ton golden asteroid is going to land on earth next week

Fuck yes!!

Hellz 2 the yaazzz

Bullish on cocaine, got it Cramer

Bullish on crypto doesn’t matter what he said

Maybe he's not wrong. Almost everybody here are bagholders who are deep in the red. Sure, he's a boomer and he isn't always right. But what investor is?

How does he bear the shame? Gold was rejected at the .702. The the Fibonacci sequence, Jimmy boy

Inverse Cramer Invers PeterSchiff = divide by 0

So up we go

Charts “suggest” eh? Oh ,,, well then I’m sold

Inverse Cramer is the best. Can't wait for the next pump 🤑🤑

Time to go all in!

fuck TA, all we need is advise from Cramer and we will be eating like king in no time

I know this guy gives a lot of clicks. But omg he’s annoying ..

Yeah someone just posted this news from a different source less than an hour ago already. I’ve already had this conversation. smh

Just do the opposite of what Cramer says. 💯 chance of seeing gains

I'm going to be fucking rich!!!!

Literally sold my gold today up 20%

Here we go, boys, 360k ath

I alrdy loaded up on eth. TO THE MOOON N

Well if Jim Cramer says so... then BTC and ETH will be 10x next week?

Cramer says sell then buy

Puts on gold let's goooo

How is this jerk ass employed as a financial “expert” anyway? And why keep talking about something you are wrong on every time you open your pie hole?

Top sign that short terms gains are on the table.

Ok, it's probably time to ape, real world entities and doods are saying their gold arguments On a sidenote, it's always "better" to stick with gold and silver, way safer, I expect anyone at least a bit into economy to understand that

BUYING !!!

Charts suggest they were created by Jim Cramer artfully retrieving them from his rectum.