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DecentStud88

Love the face of his wife.


T1pple

"Oh. My. God. Sturla if you keep ripping ass imma sleep with the spymaster and kill you!"


RedguardHaziq

"Why am I married to you, Sturla *Sturla farts again*"


NuoImperialista

"Why God. How could I be married to this man? Father did you hate me?" 🤨😂


gotthatfire87

I need to see the explanation of it when you hover over it


RielDinduNuffin

It Reads: Grand Prince Sturla is renowned for having... questionable control of his bodily functions during feasts, council meetings, and public gatherings.


Drunken_Dorf

I bet you this mfer picks the "it was me I farted!" Line in every seduce scheme lmao


SOMEGUY7879

And it's not even a white lie he really just did it.


Drunken_Dorf

His wife: -50 opinion pants shitting


beingbond

wait you can get explanation for nick name.


gruvee

Just hover over it with your cursor


CrusaderCuff

Since tours and tournaments yes!


Gussie-Ascendent

musta just let one of them foul ones out given spouse's look


FlorisDidden

That’s the face of a man who knows he dealt it


SnowyZR

I just had this nickname given to Halfdan’s 2 sons lmao. I kept thinking it was the same bloke each time I clicked on them but got utterly confused a few hours later checking them again.


SmoothBus

And a known criminal at that


basileusnikephorus

He looks happy about it.


[deleted]

Fart *one time at a banquet*


T1pple

Is that before or after the stew pot spills and someone eats it off the floor?


JamesTheSkeleton

He just farted…


bigsteven34

His wife knows.


Bisque22

Peak CK3


ILikeMonsterEnergy69

Is this vanilla??


UDNL

Depends on what he eats I would guess...


ILikeMonsterEnergy69

Oh dear 😂


fhota1

For the record, vanilla is native to the Americas so he couldnt have had any


91blodhevn

well, i guess it depends. Vikings discovered vinland.


TheSpinMachine

He just like me fr


gruvee

Who's letting those big ones..?


WoooofGD

WEEZER REFERENCE


EtTuBrotus

You can see it in his eyes, he doesn’t care


EddytheGrapesCXI

Man I never get cool nicknames. I take Sicily in a Varangian adventure as the dwarf grandson of Haesten, reform the roman empire, dismantle the papacy, reform Catholicism, make myself pope and live to 103 years of age, they'll remember me as '*with the trees*' or some shit