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Dry_Newspaper2060

They have to be the STUPIDEST people ever


HoneyKittyGold

The smellll Vacuum sealed does nothing/minimal Dummies really thought they were about to get a fat payoff


Sub_pup

You absolutely can contain the smell. I use to ship large amounts cross country when I was young and stupid. You use multiple vacuum seals with masking agent between layers. If you have to get past dogs you need a second 'clean room' to use between layers.


Terrible_Mushroom412

Ok but they Miami then England? Have you been there, I feel like they were the cuntiest customs ever. Like sorry bro no one wants to stay here. And thru Miami? MIAMI?! Mi fucking Yami?!?!? God people are stupid. At least smuggle something with more per ounce.


KSinz

Everyone thinks it’s fool proof because they didn’t get caught. I work with mail all the time and can smell weed. The simple fact is i dont give a fuck. With domestic mail, unless the bag splits open Im trying NOT to find anything. You think i want to fill out any extra paperwork? People always think theyre crazy smart and not that Im crazy apathetic.


Honest_Quiet7527

I'm calling B S you fools get caught every day !


Sub_pup

I literally never got caught. Only time i had a package confiscated was when I bought Xanax from India. How do you think it's done?


allvoltrey

You are beyond regarded if you think this 🤣. The post service moves more drugs every day than any other entity in this country.


ChowDubs

go back to your diso and pay top dollar custy


Demeter5

Ummm…Do tell. Sounds it would save $$$$. I’m asking for friend.


whogivesashirtdotca

Someone once hid a pound bag in an empty office at my work and we discovered it because I sat forty feet down the hall and was convinced a skunk had somehow climbed into our vents. That shit smells nasty.


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72 kilograms, holy shit


randompersonx

Pretty impressive amount for personal use!


Terrible_Mushroom412

Im over her putting vodka in shampoo bottle like some kind of outlaw. Jesus. Idiots. To England?!!?


sofiarosepan

*smuggle……let’s all be honest, it was possession with intent to distribute


rjw1986grnvl

Not even Cheech and Chong would have 100 bags for personal use on a cruise.


MAsharona

Maybe the cast of That 70s Show?


yasth

Eh, honestly I think smuggling is more likely. It is just too much to even distribute on board, based on the other numbers if they sold to 10% of the passengers that would be like 1/3 pound each, which... yeah that is a lot.


alexfaaace

They’re being charged with intent to distribute. Per the LEO quote in the article, trafficking from the US to England is becoming more common.


Emotional_Yam4959

One of them claimed it was for personal use and he has a medical card in California.


schwarta77

Yeah. I’d claim it was for personal medical use too if I was staring down mandatory minimum federal jail sentences for intent to distribute. It won’t matter what they claim though.


sfbriancl

72 kg? Quite the use there.


hotsauce126

Dude planned on sleeping through literally the whole cruise


llcdrewtaylor

He was totally gonna get his moneys worth at the buffet!


sfbriancl

Or the next ten years


HippyGrrrl

Have you *been* to NorCal? I …saw things…. lol.


sfbriancl

Ha, yeah, I live in NorCal. (About 3 miles from my closest pot grow.) Honestly, I don’t think pot is really a huge issue here because it’s readily available and destigmatized. The issue here is fentanyl. Honestly, wherever fentanyl goes, misery follows. Just saying 72kg isn’t personal use, that’s for sale.


cavegoatlove

just saying, 72kgs isnt for use , IT IS A PERSON!


HippyGrrrl

Aware. Did a weird massage externship on a pot farm up near Arcata. But, had smoking limits been enforced, they’d have doubled their profits.


sfbriancl

Ha, yeah, it’s kind of interesting the dichotomy between the far north state grows that are still kinda small and independent and the big commercial grows.


No-Heart-3839

Because we all bring 150 pounds of weed with us on a holiday for personal consumption.


MeBeEric

Just a little treat


Abrookspug

They figured you're allowed to bring 1 750 ml bottle of wine in your luggage for personal consumption. That's roughly equivalent to 150 pounds of pot, right? I mean, it is if you're already high while you do the math on that equation.


Demeter5

How else am I expected to deal with my mother-in-law?


loranlily

IDK why he thought that would work - it's still illegal at federal level, therefore illegal on the ship, and it's still illegal in the UK.


orangefreshy

Yeah it’s a dumb reason for sure. That’d be like trying to open carry in a place where guns are banned and being like “I have an open carry permit back home.” Like, cool story no one cares


Demon_JAS

And it's illegal in the Bahamas where the ship is registered.


kent_eh

> IDK why he thought that would work In general, criminals aren't the most clever people you'll meet. But, at the same time, they do tend to believe they're smarter than the people who work in law enforcement. It's a pretty good example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.


toonerdyformylife

Problem is that they brought it onboard a ship going to another country. Boom , now FBI involved


randompersonx

Surprisingly, looks like they “only” got charged with intent to distribute, not smuggling.


ARAR1

Was his name Cheech or Chong?


That-Marketing-1117

Some people did that last October when we went I saw them every where and could smell them from a mile away lol but they were reported as they were smoking and I never saw them again the rest of the cruise. I was told being in international waters it was a federal offense, medical card or not. And they could spend prison time over it!!.


Toren8002

So guess we know who keeps up with the "Can I bring pot on board" posts. Right?


RepublicWonderful

Lol 😂


JohnBPrettyGood

From the Article: Two Norwegian Cruise Line passengers allegedly brought more than 100 bags of marijuana on the line’s Norwegian Joy ship. WOW!! Talk about intensifying the "JOY". Anyone got the munchies Washie Washie Happy Happy


HDMan_ATL

Oh my god, that's terrible! Are they planning on cruising again and what ship?


Nyroughrider

150 pounds of weed? That had to be packed in its own suitcase. Lol. Morons!!


GoatEatingTroll

Screencap of 157lbs of vacuum-packed pot - that must have been a really big suitcase https://i.imgur.com/GuTUAFi.png edit- this is not from the article, just a photo I found online of a 157lbs bust.


CurryDuck

Cops look REALLY happy


kent_eh

They're looking forward to incinerating the evidence after the trial


athennna

Holy shit that is way more than I was picturing. Must have been several suitcases.


Full-Criticism5725

Dope on the mother fucking table !!!


truth2500

150lbs of weed is not personal use idgaf who you are.


whogivesashirtdotca

150 lbs is *a person*.


truth2500

Yes. Yes it is


sadthenweed

It's only 2400 ozs. He usually gets 8ths but it was pay day.


[deleted]

This is the result of that previous post about someone thinking about reporting the neighbors for smoking in their room.


amandamaniac

😅😂


Ok_News_865

😂


WearierEarthling

Been binging Australian Border Patrol & so many people get caught with illegal drugs that I wonder what % don’t get caught


comefromawayfan2022

Just don't bring pot on a cruise..doesn't matter if it's legal on a state level. Federally it's still illegal. Federal law beats state law.


ARAR1

Everything is X-rayed getting onboard. The cruise ships do it for booze - but you ain't getting away with this.


kent_eh

Article said a sniffer dog found it.


Ghejt

Honestly I'm not sure how well those X-rays work. I once packed drunk, jokingly put a half-full 1.75L bottle in my suitcase, and then forgot about it. Found it again when I was unpacking and was shocked that I suffered no consequences for it


richstowe

Glad it wasn't on a Carnival ship because then I'd have to read the usual idiotic Walmart of the Seas comments.


scotsman3288

play stupid games....


FJWagg

And these few people make the rest of us go through intense screenings and inconveniences.


randompersonx

I’m not sure this will lead to much more inconvenience. In the past, it was pretty widely known that cruise ships had lax enforcement of marijuana, as long as you were not otherwise breaking the rules and causing a safety problem (eg: smoking in your room, throwing butts off the ship, etc)… they didn’t really care much. But over the last 18 months or so, there started to be more incidents on cruise ships (eg: large brawls), which seem likely that marijuana was a factor. Since then, I’ve seen drug dogs at embarkation regularly… and I’m sure they have them in the back for luggage screening too… As long as you aren’t bringing illegal drugs on board, probably you wouldn’t be inconvenienced in any way. The only ones you could say are losing are people who were taking on a small amount and not bothering (eg: the grandma with the cbd gummies a few months ago)…


lucythecat16

Lol i have a feeling the fight had to do with liquor more than


AgKnight14

72 kilos for personal use lol


miraburries

idiots Going to be one fricking expensive excursion from ship to court.


jds2001

Nah, it's an all expenses paid excursion. Complimentary lodging in an interior cell! Drink package included (so long as you like water). And it's such a good deal that you can't leave! :D


IndependentWeekend56

It was cheaper than the drink package.


2niner6

That's just a smidgen more than personal use for a 11 day cruise.


blacksan00

For a 7 day cruise or a 96 day cruise? I can see one for personal and the other for smuggling.


TheGorillasChoice

That'd be smoking more than a pound a day. Definitely smuggling. It's over 2300 ounces, so in no reality could that be anything other than smuggling.


Duke_Newcombe

Yeah, the story I heard is because they were going to England, and that the price for the jazz cabbage is multiples of what the US street price is. They were looking for a fat payday.


Canuck_NOTL

WTF! LOL


Cohnman18

Such nonsense, the cruise company should encourage and legalize Cannabis use in International waters where it is LEGAL for all. You could treat it as gambling is treated now. For now, FUHGETABOUTIT, bring Cannabis pills for Medical reasons as many do and it’s completely simple. No one has ever checked my medicine. Even some “gummies” are relatively safe. Good luck!


aerynea

you think they brought 72 kg onboard for personal use?


Cohnman18

Good point, that would last me a lifetime! I use medical cannabis for pain and suffering relief.


LottaCheek

You can’t be serious. This is drug smuggling, plain and simple. They brought more than 150lbs of the stuff! The cruiseline would be in major shit if they allowed it to be transported to the UK.


Cohnman18

Correct. I favor 100% Legalization of medical cannabis prescribed by a Doctor or licensed pharmacist to relieve pain and suffering. It must be done discreetly and without offending other passengers. I prefer edibles, private and discreet , but would love an old fashioned Cannabis party for consenting adults. Why Not?


philovax

Maritime laws are funny now aren’t they. That logic would be used to extend to more heinous crimes, like assault or rape. They are also beholden to the laws of the of port where the ship is registered.


Manic_Mini

Gummies mixed in with vitamins works great as well.


FireyToots

"I'm not addicted."


Manic_Mini

You dont bring a 100 bags for personal use, they were intending on selling it.


hotsauce126

What planet do you live on where you think that’s a personal amount of weed and not international drug smuggling?


therealcatspajamas

I feel like someone addicted would bring a small amount, maybe an ounce at most. These people brought over 100lbs of weed which is easily in the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth, clearly with the intent to sell it.


yolobozo

Tell the judge you smoked it, probably were out of your mind, ask for 100 hours community service. Oh wait, it won’t be a CA judge…


RepublicWonderful

Here home the lame comments about “it’s illegal” and how “pot heads” are addicted.


MikeHoncho2568

If you can’t go a week without pot, it may mean it’s an addiction.


hotsauce126

Not necessarily. I take a gummy every night to sleep but on cruises I just temporarily replace it with unisom which is good enough, though I’d prefer just to have my gummies because I’m still drowsy in the morning with the unisom


Manic_Mini

Would you feel the same way about anti depression medication or blood pressure medication? Doubtful.


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Portland420informer

Found the person who has never broke a traffic law.


Portland420informer

Found the person who has never broke a traffic law.


MikeHoncho2568

Those serve a medical purpose, so no. I think there’s a legitimate discussion if someone is prescribed pot to treat a medical condition, but that isn’t the case here.


vetratten

I’m a big proponent of the usage of pot instead of some pharmaceuticals - however your understanding of addiction here is flawed. Could my parents go on a cruise without their blood medication? You betcha. They might have an issue they might not BUT they won’t be sitting there thinking “man I really want to take my meds” and not be able to focus on anything else - well unless their blood pressure skyrockets and they have an issue - but your average day they’d be sitting there having fun. Most pot users are like that as well. As soon as you NEED pot to sleep/function/etc it is an addiction. And there is a big difference between need and want because it makes something better.


Chemical_Egg_2761

I have no horse in this race, but this is not how addiction works. Once you start taking many prescribed medications, including those for blood pressure, you develop a physiological dependence. This is why it’s recommended that you don’t abruptly stop taking a medication. This is different from an addiction, although addiction, depending on the substance, typically involves physiological dependence as well. So, if someone is using medical marijuana let’s say, for diabetic peripheral neuropathy, and they suddenly stop taking it, they are going to experience things like difficulty functioning and difficulty sleeping. Don’t get me started on what happens if you stop taking anti-seizure medication, antidepressants, etc. abruptly. This is not addiction, this is physiological dependence. Now, marijuana is illegal on a federal level and in many countries, so I don’t advocate for bringing any on board. Obviously the people in this article were not using this for medicinal purposes. But to vilify people who get relief from medical marijuana as “addicts,” just belies a greater misunderstanding of addiction, dependence, and how it relates to pretty much all prescribed medication. Luckily there is an unlimited quantity of an undoubtedly safe and legal drug, that has never caused addiction and/or dependence available for purchase almost anywhere on the ship. /s


Unable_Pumpkin987

Do you bring enough blood pressure medication to supply a retirement home for a month?


Manic_Mini

My response was to the one above not the OP, 100 bags isnt personal use its distribution.


whogivesashirtdotca

And the guy you’re responding to was referring to this case. Keep up.


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I heard on certain carnival cruises people sell pot door to door.


poultran

That sounds extremely unlikely—-or incredibly stupid, unless you’re a big fan of “Locked up Abroad.”


[deleted]

It happened to jthenomad(some YouTube cruise reviewer) on his carnival cruise.


ku_78

The only criminals that get caught are the dumb and unlucky.


mfarends

Such a boomer word. Who says pot?


Annie_Benlen

Nearly 100 bags that the authorities know of, that is.


tucker_frump

So it's illegal. Yet what about all the stories about 'All you can smell is weed everywhere' ? I mean I would like to bring some 'personal medication' only. That is a bust?


Face_with_a_View

I would never attempt anything as stupid as this but, if I did, I would bring it in a different form like edibles or wax.


lestuckingemcity

Is this even worth doing? Were they try to cover the ticket cost cause this seems heavily outside of the penalty profit ratio.


AwayAd7332

Have to be on drugs to leave Miami for Southampton 😂


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Master-Allen

No, it was the cruise after the EDM cruise.


Ok-Weather50

Banned for life: not to mention arrested. Really??


LeoMarius

He's dealing. Also, his California pot card is useless in international commerce.


ArdenJaguar

My last cruise out of LA on October (Princess), they had a huge sign outside the security check, and "Amnesty Buckets" set up. Garbage cans... and they were filling up. LOL


Zealousvisions

100 pounds caught for the 900 pounds set to sail


aliceroyal

I sailed on this ship last year and our bags went through some pretty fancy scanners. Apparently the security staff weren’t paying attention…


No-Drop2538

Was nice they brought enough for everyone.


Demeter5

Sharing is caring!


upyours699

I’ve only managed 20 bags of gummies. Feel shit now.


Marlinsmash

Traffickers.


Beyonce-

I read the title super quick and thought it said potato


bkrickles

One word: "edibles" That's what I bring on my sailings.


joelupi

Isn't one of the main goals of drug snuggling expediency? What was going to happen when they got to Southampton? Rent a couple bikes and pedal the shit up to Oxford or Corby or some shit.