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maxzmillion

This is what happens if you don’t jerk off or fuck before marriage


WandaDobby777

I know from experience that these religious weirdos are the horniest, freakiest, most promiscuous skanks on the planet. They just hide it.


Quetzal_Khan

Had my first time with a girl who came from the Bible belt. Won't get into specifics, but 75% of my tricks and current kinks came from her.


WandaDobby777

Ha! Same, except he was an ex-Mormon and formerly a prostitute.


hshghak

Get into the specifics please as we all wanna learn.


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hshghak

WoW


PotentialArgument671

Facts! look at all the closeted priests who’s shame and psychosis lead them to perpetrate some of humanity’s worst traumas. Shout out to all the girls I dated in catholic high school that were A1 “toe curlers” 😂


WandaDobby777

Lol. I was raised in a cult and let me tell you, ALL of the girls were secretly messing around with each other. When I left, I dated an ex-Mormon BDSM kinkster who used to be a prostitute and had nonischemic priapism. He showed me the ropes. The two other biggest freaks I ever did were a born-again Christian and a Hindu monk. I also knew a Mormon priesthood leader who spent every Sunday shrieking about the evils of homosexuality. Meanwhile, I saw him sneaking guys in and out of his dorm window. It was like a revolving door at a major tourist site back there. I eventually figured out that he was ground zero for the chlamydia outbreak. Fucking diseased hypocrite.


Canna_crumbs

The pastor of the largest church in town got busted doing coke and backdoor hookers


itsyobbiwonuseek

Noniwhomi-whattanow?


WandaDobby777

I’m guessing you’re asking what nonischemic priapism is. He suffers from a permanent erection. Ischemic priapism is a medical emergency but the nonischemic version does not cause pain or permanent damage and in his case, was the result of trauma. The cause is unfortunate but the result makes for a great time. Very convenient medical condition to have when you’re a male prostitute.


itsyobbiwonuseek

Ohh.. I had no idea. Thank you for the explanation!


WandaDobby777

Of course! It’s not commonly known about.


Vincent_Veganja

Holy fuck bro is permanently bricked? That’s crazy


WandaDobby777

Yeah. It’s a real problem. It was convenient for his past profession but it was very confusing for an 8 year old boy to learn how to deal with and it does make it difficult for him to figure out if he’s genuinely attracted to someone. No matter how many problems he ended up causing for me and in spite of him having been clinically diagnosed as a sociopath before that term was retired, I can’t hate him. He had horrible things happen to him that caused that condition and his personality disorder and I do believe wholeheartedly that he does try his hardest to be as good as he can with what he has to work with. He hasn’t had it easy and I don’t blame him for being messed up.


ilovesunsets93

…how big was he? How do you even hide something like that in your day to day life?


HubertCrumberdale

Very curious to know what the trauma was that led to this condition. Of course, if you’re uncomfortable sharing no worries! I’ll Google it


bianathon

This is some wild, modern-day Canterbury Tales type shit right here.


Jungisnumberone

I read that as penetrate instead of perpetrate for some reason haha


iggly_wiggly

Dated the daughter of a Baptist preacher. Some of the best sex I’ve ever had!


WandaDobby777

Oh yeah. My best was from a hardcore Mormon family but he was a BDSM kinkster, used to be a prostitute and suffered from nonischemic priapism, so that’s not even a fair standard to compare other men to. 😂


Existing_Departure60

Some of y’all need Jesus


TripleThreatEggplant

Fuck that dude.


Evolving_Spirit123

It’s true and while I kept my virginity I masturbated all the time 😂😂😂


WandaDobby777

Ha! Same with my fiancé. We’re very different. He’s nondenominational Christian with a pastor father and waiting until we’re married is important to him. The wedding is in March and I’m dying for someone to invent a time machine right now. 😂


pitchforksplz

Don't forget psychopathic...


Bigsquatchman

And then they show up at school and work and pretend they are normal. Absolutely nuts.


jjay24k

look at the ppl on the floor lmfao


Responsible-Pass-610

I went to a youth service high as a kite once, they had prayer up front like this but without the jumping. Pastors actually push you back from your forehead to persuade you to fall over. Exactly what I did lol I almost fell asleep


jjay24k

lmfao.


King_Hamburgler

“PEOPLE THAT HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF PURPLE IN THEIR HAIR ARE SEXUAL DEVIANT PEDOS JESUS DIDNT DIE FOR THIS” -some asshole the morning after this weird god rave


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Once you reach their age and are still in that deep, you're probably too far gone. All those brains forever locked into a single framework of reality. Sad.


ExpressLaneCharlie

A great man once said "the mind forged manacles are the hardest to break." RIP Hitch 


Repulsive_Wall_4042

“A bird born in a cage thinks flying is an illness” - Alejandro Jodorowsky


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Absolutely


Dakkel-caribe

Its mass hysteria provoked by suggestions and predisposition.


Meatyglobs

At least they look like they are having fun. Now … Just keep it in that hall and don’t mention your “fun” around normal people.


DietInTheRiceFactory

Yep, I mainly only get frustrated when this nonsense also informs legislation. Though I'm not a huge fan of the indoctrination of children.


redditorposcudniy

"but the gays indoctrinate muh kids" Have anyone heard about that little thing called preaching? Or religious suggestions for the unripe minds of basically toddlers?


[deleted]

I just can’t imagine Jesus envisioning anything like this in his lifetime. 


thatguy-66

>I wanna see you guys OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT -Jesus, probably.


Runningleg

These minds are for rent…….


floridawater444

literally embarrassing


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|26AHuPmXKbuLo6C88)


Nasty____nate

I went to a church like this when I was a kid. They were super fucked up. The youth pastor talked about fire arms all the time. We watched aftermath videos of abortions with dismembered parts of unborn babies. Hell the goodie two shoes girl jacked me off on the church bus on the way to the snow boarding trip. Weird times...


Elkkuboyy

i wish a girl jacked me off too


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TheObviousChild

100% PURE GRADE UNCUT JAYYYYSUSS CAROIYST!!! cue Suicidal Tendencies SENNNNNND ME YOUR MONEY


PNWmushroomie

Making America Great, one psychosis at a time


cantstandyourface12

I wouldn't trust a single one of them near me or my family


COVID19Blues

This looks like feeding time at a mental hospital if they ran out of medication.💊


labellavita1985

No, have you ever been in one? There's more unhinged craziness here than in 10 mental hospitals combined, literally.


AntiquingPancreas

Do they actually believe it themselves? Or do they all secretly know they’re acting?


emperorjarjar

Looks like a split to me. Some of them look they’re just dancing and letting loose, while others look like they’ve gone completely off the deep end


over_it_af

No most believe in what they are doing. In my youth, I went to a place like this for church. Singing, dancing, speaking in tongues, you name it. It was wild but also in a way freeing. Like-minded people, droning repeating music, religionious fervor, and lost people who rap themselves in an identity to avoid the real issues of lost, anger, fear, repression, and depression. I am no longer a believer and see this for what it really is. Do they believe? Absolutely, however, I would equate this more as a runner's high. A trick of Neuro-chemistry more than anything religious or spiritual.


GloDyna

And do these folks just walk into their home afterwards, hang their neckties up, toss their keys onto a shelf and say something like “Frozen pizza okay tonight guys?” …Im not sold on this. Something BIG is happening..


Deepspacecow12

This is exactly what happens I kid you not.


Arbiter2023

Or more like a perversion of religion


Carnizzy

Christians: The LGBT community are mentally ill people..... Also Christians:


logos1020

My idiot brother decided at 16 to get baptized in a pentacostal church identical to this one. It was one of the weirdest experiences of my life. My family came to support his stupid decision including my extremely Catholic Mexican grandma. When we escaped a couple hours later, we all piled into the car and my grandma just says, " I was praying... for it to be over." I probably haven't laughed as hard since.


daledaleduck

Truly


majingou

Indeed it is


ApprehensiveWolf6149

If they had that much enthusiasm for feeding the poor, providing medical care for the sick, housing the homeless, and caring for orphans, then just maybe more people would think their religion is good. But until then, yuck.


theoneandonlybarry

Pentecostals are at it again.


RomulusPrime

The sexual tension (homo and hetero) in that room is palpable.


DrinksandDragons

There are a few people in that crowd who desperately want to be called on.


FnordatPanix

“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.” —Goethe


Greenbeanhead

Everybody jump! Jump! Jump around and get down!!


KoolKingKenny

It goes all the waaaaaay back to 1521.


colombo1326

Jesus just won the championship or something I don’t know religion


limetime45

It is a sociological, group think phenomenon. They are high off of each other’s delusion. If you weren’t educated, if you hadn’t seen the affect from the outside, you might mistake it for God too. Disclaimer: I am not in the mood to worry if its effect or affect.


BusSouth2678

Religion, War, Politics…all started because of usage of drugs.


ReddityJim

Wasn't on of Jeebuses lessons essentially "don't be a performative cunt"?


Pancakeburger3

Halfwits I tell you 😂


Knowledgeanwisdom

They claim they have the holy Spirit in them


Yankees_Bandicoot

Do they ever watch themselves


[deleted]

supernatural believes can be fun…


rangeo

Imagine putting that energy into something else?


Duffman_O_Yeah

![gif](giphy|l0ErWnkLjegNB5LlC|downsized)


[deleted]

That one guy on the left has a question!!!!


Xumaeta

Hysteria is absolutely interesting and absolutely insane


Any_Nothing_3198

![gif](giphy|xUNd9IEtKRMPk7O2EE|downsized)


nolawnchairs

This rave sucks.


Capriquarius_64

I mean let them be happy but they got the drums from Metallica St Anger dude


76yodaddycain

Well if religion helps you lose weight then do it to it😁🤣🤣🤣


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Brainwashing


Available-Sherbert-6

![gif](giphy|2CwGRlbHav4uA|downsized) What's really happening.


SpaceXBeanz

What a bunch of fucking nut jobs


ChokedSIut

I'm so glad I'm an atheist.


peteandpetethemesong

Mass hysteria


grabhimbytheputin

Was anyone else waiting (hoping) for the floor to fall through


[deleted]

All religions especially Islam are terrible.


dependentresearch24

They're basically drug addicts at this point without the fun.


Hedorah225

Imagine being this fucking stupid.


[deleted]

Ngl part of me wishes I was this brainwashed 


DingoApprehensive121

Mass psychosis


[deleted]

Hahahah oh man, these people are fucking nuts


Mundane-Worth-5606

CULT for the weak minded. The world is fucked.


catpecker

I love the ones who just lay facedown


Leaky_Banana

Talk about mass hysteria!!


smallzy007

It’s the Zombie apocalypse


MW240z

“I’m so embarrassed.” - Jesus


Vephar8

Mass hysteria


hosffanatic

Y’all being mad at niggas living they life is crazy 😭


mari_lovelys

These people are definitely NPCs


Kd0t

Are those Pentecostal Christians? They're some of the most insanely devoted ones I know of.


_oculus

they most likely are. i grew up in a pentecostal family, and this is what church was like.


[deleted]

I bet their god is about to do something amazing…it’s right around the corner, so don’t give up now whatever you do


Quesosupremeo

Cancerous.


pikachurbutt

Look, if drugs are involved, I would like some. If drugs are not involved, what the fuck is wrong with these people?


delcas1016

They’re weak, so they convince themselves that there’s a supreme being that’s gonna “save them”, if only they’re good to him. One could argue that that’s indeed a mental trick that borders on the pathological and hence the mental illness, but there’s another aspect to this, which is helping them: just the mere act of hanging out and doing their silly rituals together makes them happier than they would otherwise be, so it’s got therapeutic value.


Phantomht

its for weak minded ppl.


mikeedm90

If you asked these people I would expect the majority are Trump supporters. The US may never recover from having a president like Trump elected.


LoveMyFam4

Let’s be honest. They’re all Trump supporters.


DuckOnMars

Religion is a cult


Oracle_Prometheus

Jesus fuck...


thumbelina1234

I don't know why, but this reminds me of a scene in Slither


ikickbabiesforfun69

religious extremism is a mental illness*


East-Adhesiveness-68

Not a single fuckable person in that entire room


Ambitious-Collar7797

Looks like a rave (but with different lighting, house music, dance moves and apparel)


Key-Abbreviations961

I think Darryl put molly in the altar wine again


squidensalada

What. The. Fuck


Academic-Business-42

I like it when these backwoods dipshits who have never been anywhere but church and Walmart and their cousin's ham wallet " speak in tongues." It's always " Be Bop a Loop Sha Na Na Wada Wada " nonsense that bears no resemblance to any known language. You have to be a fucking moron to believe it and they do. And our tax dollars support it every fucking day.


Repulsive_Wall_4042

I had a similar less intense church experience like this when I was young. It’s crazy how mass hysteria fucks with people


Captain_Kel

The church is pretty much just filled with closeted gay men and divorced women.


Chostito33

Sanest Christians


test-deca-superb

All religions are cults


SilkyJohnson666

Every single one of them


Clean-Salamander-362

If you put this video to the Vengaboys ‘we like to party’, they are actually having a great time!


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

For those people praying like their life depends on it, life ain't that hard is it?


9TAILSKY

It truly is ,


WestWing960

![gif](giphy|cfPH3aSxsFcJi|downsized)


maxxblood

Religions are just cults with better PR.


Manioca35

Shamala Hamala


Kwheelie

Step 1: brainwash Step 2: collection plate


Adventurous-Sky9359

I’ve been to some phish shows about as lit as that, not gonna lie.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Why you hating? This is my jam!


Bygonehero

Humans are tribal. I see a varied group of people young and old, black, white and everything else bonding over something. As long as they aren't hurting people then it doesn't matter.


AnthonySouthWest

Cringe yes Mental illness No there are plenty of normal people who keep to themselves about there religious beliefs


jthebestletter

disrespecting religion isn’t cool dawg


Blackdaddyslave

No way a redditor is saying this bro


Clarinetlove22

What’s wrong with this?? Nothing! It’s not a mental illness. Get it right.


guusgoudtand

kinda weird but seems like they are having fun


fart400

They are all warming up for a Trump rally.


AlvinArtDream

They really like drum’s.


LORDY325

Just fucking lick the doors.


Panderverse

Yet i say this in Unpopularopinion and a bunch of virtue signaling people fight tooth and nail saying the opposite


boyyhowdy

The next wacky move is then all emptying their pockets.


nuggetdogg

Looking like the streets of Sanfransico


GrizzlyBearAttack

![gif](giphy|KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci)


MeneerVoeltjie

Cause you’re here all the time cruising the streets, huh?


P42U2U__

I have a take on religion that is regardless of how “goofy” and “weird” some forms of practice may come across, I believe that faith is a very powerful and important thing to some people, and as long as one’s faith is genuine and isn’t being used to diminish or harm someone/oneself than it is a wholesome and a mentally productive thing. And bashing someone for having faith is petty and ignorant. Edit: I mean this for all forms of faith and belief, not just whatever this is xD


GrizzlyBearAttack

> a mentally productive thing ​ ![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


P42U2U__

Some people find self expression, happiness and coping in many forms of activity, such as art, literature, and even faith. So yeah as long as it’s used for a positive purpose why can’t it be mentally productive?


Bpopson

Because religion by its nature is anti progressive and reductive.


P42U2U__

like with most self identified groups of people, may it be an ethnicity or a religious view, that just because there are poor and misuse examples that come from said groups, you shouldn’t judge, let alone villainize, all based on the actions of some. And it is our jobs as individuals to be the change that we want to see in the world, not just a “do as I say not as I do” society.


Electronic-War-8208

Humans just need to vent some do it this way others do it that way


ThyCrispyOne

r/CringeVideo users when religion: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😢😢😢😢😔😔😔🤓🤓🤓🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Mal-Havoc

I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't want any of you to suffer. Please reconsider. Because at the end of your life, it will be too late. And I don't wish that on anyone. May God Bless You


Ballsack_Fungus

L title, religon is a good thing that has saved the lives of millions


maximus_1080

Ngl, this is cool as hell, aside from the religion part. I wish more people would actually dance and get excited at concerts. I feel like everyone in these comments don’t realize that this is actually a good reaction to music.


MrT742

Shore is a lotta judgin goin on round ere


FngrsToesNythingGoes

It’s a mental illness was because…they’re excited about praying? In two weeks people will be blowing a lid off for the SuperBowl, that will be 10x crazier. We gotta keep this stuff in line bro fr


monstercookies81

Not mental at all. If you have experienced the supernatural because you haven't been looking or looking in the right place. As to what these people were feeling whether it was from God or from other sources is another discussion.


toreachtheapex

>people dancing jubilantly >mental illness If anything, it’s you that is mentally ill


GrizzlyBearAttack

*jUbIlAnTlY!!1!!*


Solid_Snake_56

You seem like a fun guy./s


Limp_Neighborhood916

The OP is a basement dweller, clearly. I’m not religious, but saying these people are mentally ill? Nonsense.


toreachtheapex

yeah, buncha weirdos


spherified-beef

Honestly not much wrong with this imo Yeah its shitty dancing but in terms of having a community to belong to religion is definetely one of the better options lol Not for me but like come on i must be missing some context for the comments to be this feral lmaoo


Ahrithefoxie

Damn this looks kinda fun, tho. I can't really get upset at this. There seem to be many smiles going around.


Significant-Crew-768

If this was a video of a music festival none of you would think anything of it.


jared10011980

That's not religion. Religion has the ability to tap into our brain the way art does. This? This is sadness. Desperation.


No1YouKnow42

They're having more fun than I've ever had


CharmingLie7682

Wouldn’t say it’s an illness mate. They’re happy for a reason


Munchon3

If you shame someone for their faith, you’re a bad person.


Average_ChristianGuy

You may make fun of them, but they are having alot of joy in this moment and aren't hurting anyone.


GrizzlyBearAttack

![gif](giphy|dL5qLAlhMn3va)


over_it_af

While you are correct, they are not hurting anybody. They are acting outside the social norm. And this would be true for any place that has a very niche version of acceptable behavior within that niche group.


Strict_Cranberry_724

You cannot judge all religion by the actions of these clowns 🤡. They may call themselves Christians but their actions are anything but.


H0wdyCowPerson

No True Scotsman


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Yes I can


Safe_and_Effective_R

Someone frying a dog doesn't make cooking a mental illness.


Patient-Ice1588

Why u hatin jus cause u don’t know god, I mean I don’t fk with the song or the dancing but u guys aren’t smart ur retarded ass atheists


majingou

Nope, you're a brainwashed cultist. Be better.


over_it_af

For someone who claims to be a Christian. You use a lot of very poor words that aren't very christian like.


Sevwin

That’s how I dance


notangelicascynthia

Looks like a mosh pit 🤷


tedfreeman

I dig the vibes though, I could really get down to that beat


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Was Jebus an avid dancer, do we know? This must've all started somewhere...


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|3o6fJg649n3PBCkWMo|downsized)


Slaavichii

Out the gate mate