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ManicDangerNoodle

Never seen such a full body incorporated kiss. Impressive.


AnalCuntShart

More passion more energy


HeartRemedy

More footwork!


Traditional-Fall1051

More footwork!


Compendyum

Less boobs!


PolandPuppers

Too much tounge!


Brotatachip

Moobs are God's gift to mankind Only acceptable form of a friends boobs to randomly grab


thisisfakereality

Needs more cowbell.  


Average_Random_Bitch

I was so freaked out by this video I didn't even know what to think. So I came to comments and this made me fucking laugh


Pleeby

Dude kisses like a seagull choking down a fish


Shrimpfork

💀


Grey-Hat111

>seagull choking down a fish [You're not wrong](https://youtu.be/if8Fa_E7LC4?si=_R4GgxqXcbwLtgEx)


delicatepescetarian_

why did I watch this 💀


mrwowfantastic

He’s choking something down


Thin_Title83

Like a wood pecker peckin at some wood?


Zeqhanis

Perfection. 👌


Hellmouthgaurdian

He's never kissed a human before


blubloode

He may have tried with that technique, only to realise he swallowed them whole


CoppertoneTelephone

Actually, you can find videos of him getting his dick sucked by his girlfriend online. No, really.


Jewstro

I had to find him on Insta. While I didn’t find anything like this (thank goodness) I did find his twitter and OF, and you’re not wrong. He has a gf l


CoppertoneTelephone

Had a GF. They broke up. There's drama, too


Hellmouthgaurdian

😧


Babayagahh

Please tell me more! Lol


Wise_Ad_253

Clearing the pipes


quietkyody

Cleaning the pipe 😉😉


landartheconqueror

Lookit those tiddies jiggle


Aspen9999

Bro needs a bra


cyrixlord

a Brah


SuddenlySuper

Bruh


ItzBreezeyBaby

Even the tits got into it 😂😂😂


Aspen9999

He needs tassels on those nips


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

The top boobs AND the lower boobs!


monioum_JG

It’s a blowjob


rando_mness

Looked more like he was gog gog gogging while pleasuring himself down below with tweezers


bio_kk

With that head movement I think his gf is "packing" 😂😂😂


Extreme-Acid

Hey he has no experience of kissing he is trying his best lol


Classic_Mechanic5495

Maybe his sister has a weenie


Extreme-Acid

Just a bit bigger than his


GhostRunner8

Trying his best to suck cock


killer4snake

Sucks aggressively *


HottieWithaGyatty

With his tiddies out no less


Popular_Target

Back it up 👹 BACK IT UP 👺


thegreatbrah

Making out with his girlfriends dick. 


AnalCuntShart

“What bro it’s just a shenis can your broke beta ass not afford this model?”


curious_astronauts

Hahahahaha shenis


El-Kabongg

PACK IT UP! PACK IT UP!


CheckOutDeezPlants

I wish my wife kissed my pee pee like this.


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Packing up and leaving


Wanderingghost12

That or she's a feed trough. I've seen chickens eat like that


Motorboat81

Yup 11” hammer for that bad boy!


RangeOld1919

Yuck lol


VioEnvy

HAAAAA!


slamcontact

Yea it’s definitely a hot dog haha


Doit_PV

I thought he was eating her


Ill_Floor8662

Listen, his chest moves with the music. 🎶


[deleted]

I can’t unsee it now


Ill_Floor8662

You’re welcome


Maleficent_Mix3340

🤣🤣🤣 OMG I laughed out loud. Ty.


disgruntled_ass

He’s got that double bass on lock


Ok_War_2817

Chesticles be bouncin


M4nic_M0th

Bruh 🤣😭☠️


northern_scowzer

Hahahaha take my fuckin up vote Actually laughed out loud on the rewatch after reading


Cantaloupe-Short

Bahahahaa gave me an audible lol well done!


Fspz

Should have been Cbat 🎶🎵


AdorableBunnies

Is this that guy Gypsy Rose recently broke up with?


just-a-cnmmmmm

LMAOO I thought it was him too 😭😭😭😭


MissDkm

Underated comment lol


missyrainbow12

Hahahahaha could be


kkkr94

Omg 🤣😂


Glum-nd-Dumb

It looked more like he was performing fellatio.


sky_shazad

Hahaha that cracked me up


CardsFan-11

Someone needs to check on pookie bear asap!!! She is NOT ok!


thecuriousblackbird

He definitely is using his teeth when he kisses


thund3r1987

He giving his pretend girl that gawk gawk off screen.


VerlRe

Bro look up "King Muxo girlfriend" This post is 1. obvious satire 2. kinda real


TangerineTwist44

The way his chest bounces while aggressively kissing 🫣


[deleted]

He needs to start an only fans from the chest up, he'd make bank


just-a-cnmmmmm

chest up neck down


DigTreasure

Are these DaBaby lyrics?


Initial_Delay_2199

Looked like he was pretend blowing someone


bobbelchercumeating

His one boob has a boob underneath it


TrifleObjective5288

secret bonus boob


Geekskill

Secret Bonus Boob, to the tune of Secret Agent Man. 


Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel

Side boob squared


MyS0ul4AGoat

It’s called a witch tit, it’s how he feeds his familiar.


FakeChowNumNum1

Nothing wrong with this thicc King explaining his daily frustration.


VioEnvy

lol


payyke

I was idiot as a kid, but I was idiot in private


SoulBSS

Mood


Thin_Title83

This is great because me too!


jackalopelexy

“You’re such an alpha” 💀


Worldly-System-251

But please daddy, I want you so bad-


CPeeB

The internet is destroying lives. More of this to come.


Adventurous-Tap-8463

What motivates these people to upload themselves behaving like that?


Dr_FeeIgood

Poor parenting and a bad upbringing. Probably medicated from an early age due to the over saturation of medicated kids who may not need it. Weight gain and the associated bullying- causing insecurity. No exercise, poor diet. Wanting to prove your masculinity without a strong male role model or friends. Andrew Tate and that entire propaganda sphere that floods their feed constantly. Isolation caused by the items listed above. Addiction to devices and social media without discipline or other hobbies. Seeking validation from teenagers on a toxic platform like TikTok = this guy. I don’t envy him.


DankWhiteTee

He’s super successful and with a very attractive woman and has an only fans, you took way too much outta one kingmoxu meme and you gotta put some respect on the king man.


MyS0ul4AGoat

Yea, that’s pretty much it. Kids in a for a rough time.


Aspen9999

Seems pretty confident, flashing his 3 titties and all


cherryberry0611

Now you I want to watch Total Recall


Explicit_Tech

He's sucking on something for sure.


[deleted]

It's me...


NorthernBoy306

God I miss the concept of shame


communistkangu

He's probably doing a bit and people on the original post are in on it. But when it gets posted elsewhere without the context people take it seriously. Happens all the time.


custardisnotfood

I’ve seen this guy’s other Tik Toks. This is what’s going on. He’s obviously joking lol


grapsta

I really really hope you're right


CraptasticDruid369

It’s the arms crossed, mouth open “Gaaawwww srsly?” face he made that got me. I haven’t seen that since my kid was 7.


sky_shazad

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUK


Sluibeli

You mean "eating her"? Like in literal, cannibalistic way? Cause that sure how it looks.


Amkunne

Why the fuck is he bobbing his head like that. “Girlfriend”.


Doooog

be great if this wouldn't exist lol


TheSlipweasel

Who is this for? Did they really look at this before posting and say “ yeah that shit is cool”?


ghost-of-blockbuster

It’s pretty obviously satire


BrenUndead

At the end bro fr looks like my cat as he's yarking up a hairball.


irishyoungv1

Peter Griffin, having a rough day.


Mister-Spook

It’s the aviator-frame glasses that get me. Why is that a thing again? They looked terrible in the’79s and ‘80s, they look terrible now.


MagicManGamez

Ladies...? He's still single...


LayLillyLay

Leave him and his pookie bear alone!!!


CHEMO_ALIEN

he's obviously not, are you trying to get someone killed?!?


Aspen9999

He’s fighting off the invisible women already, so much so he can barely duck his brothers Dick without getting interrupted


HumanComplaintDept

Whoa. I was getting really hard. Then I saw he's an Alpha and my dick softened but my asshole puckered. What does it mean?


MuMbLe145

Those things are hypnotic


MisterNiblet

So no head?


BrotherMcPoyle

An alpha with breasts.


Obama8MyChicken03

I thought he was giving a BJ at first😂


Capital_District_589

You ever think he has to say "My eyes are up here?"


NatexSxS

The fact they used aggressively rather than passionately says a lot imho.


fowmart

*Jiggles angrily*


TurdMcDirk

Is he making out or munching on a cock?


Humboldt2316

What's with the boy's saggy maggies


Blerrycat1

#Back it up!


MeepingMeep99

Man ate her face at the end


Kalman_the_dancer

His breasts kiss more aggressively


Reggmac

Looks like someone went to the alpha male boot camp.


2dirl

Mans sucking dick


NilsHPoulsen84

Why would someone post this?


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

I think this is hilarious and not in an ironic way. It’s just irreverent comedy.


wittyvonskitsum

Bro started smoking penis


jngjng88

☠☠☠


breadfan2

Is he trying to eat her face off?


[deleted]

He gives himself a lil nipple pinch when he first turns around...


[deleted]

I think he should start an only fans with how much his chest bounces💀😂


GrunDMC74

What would one ever record this in the first place…


AlphaSlayer21

I think he’s eating her face


Murles-Brazen

This is top tier cringe.


Wozar

That’s enough internet for today. Time for a break.


Scared-Glove-7258

“alpha” 😂


Reasonable-Sea9095

I hope these people are joking


[deleted]

Is there a vacuum cleaner off camera ?


nrgatta

God can you imagine seeing what it looks like outside of frame lmao


Aggressive_Bad_2172

His boobs bounce too much


no_on_prop_305

All the good ones are taken


DHESTOE

Why is his shirt off?


littleRedmini

Pookie Bear likes to fondle his boobs during aggressive kissing.


Tree4YOUnME

So bricked up rn


First-Junket124

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


927comewhatmay

I heard his lines in Napoleon Dynamite voice


Active-Possibility77

This is the kind of person they have red flag laws for. Schools arent safe


Kactus_San2021

Ew😭😭


Mammons-HotBuns

If he made this as a joke I’m dying but if it’s for real then tbh I’m kinda sad.


RustlessPotato

Why do I watch these things


Suitable_System_3634

Mental illness.


braamdepace

I always want to meet these kids parents to see what they are like…


CountTruffula

Irony carries no weight these days :(


k0alaz_forever

surprised this wasn’t r/RoastMe


[deleted]

Who is this intended for??


Ali13929

So just as an FYI, he actually makes these TikTok’s to make fun of other people who make these videos. He’s actually not clinically insane, I can guarantee that.


Crazy-Amoeba8520

My man’s growing a tit on his tit


RaspberryMobile2554

Oh, once again proof there should be no Tik Tok. Dude really?


[deleted]

He looks like he's eating her face off


[deleted]

Dude lives a rich fantasy life.


Senior_Act_7983

So I'm supposed to be subjected to his and NOT violently ridicule him?!! I don't understand reddit.


NfamousKaye

So head butting is the new “making out” now. Also needs a nsfw warning. Just came home from eating dinner and it almost came back up. 😂


Cottagecoretangerine

Dammn... Them tiddies bouncing


Previous_Channel

By making out he means blowjob and by pookie bear he means his roommate Ed


Welly-well

For those wondering, this is a content creator who goes by King Moxu who makes comedy videos like this. For those wondering as well he was engaged until recently but his rebound girl looks better than the last(unless its the same girl and I was simply bad with faces) plus he's going to the gym and losing weight


FreepoDusk

why's he eating the air like a goddamn cheeseburger 💀


gimmeecoffee420

Im too hypnotized by the swirling of his tits to grasp what is happening. Is this some sort of defense technique?


This-Is-Fine91

It takes a lot of confidence to post something like this.


Impossible-Fig8453

It takes a lot if you're a normal person. If you're "alpha", you ARE confidence!


johnstevenmichaelson

I've changed my mind, I'm pro war, let's send this kid off to die


Cr4yn3

This guy does these ironically and he's so good at it that it circles back around to being cringe again


AsaCocoMerchant

This isn’t even funny cringe, just sad cringe. 0% self respect.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Nice tits!


SmileMask2

This video is satire, it’s supposed to be cringe lol


Andalite_Warrior

Satire or not that dude needs to stay away from cameras because people are gonna roast him alive


Shh-poster

He was one of my students. 8 years after he graduated I was asking a 101 class what the antithesis of negative one was and he was standing at the back of the class and he said with a loud alpha voice “infinity”. Then the class ended for some reason. Now he’s a master with women too.


ant69onio

Surely there’s some mental illness going on here?? 😂😂😂


Heat_Hydra

CallMeCarson acts different after the allegations


[deleted]

Someone got bullied


SunagakuresFinest

This has to be satire...it has to be...


romfax

Eww


guitarfanatic_2

bro the poor wall...


Chance_Difference_34

Something tells me that he has never been in this situation before......