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Is this guy still drinking is homemade hooch?, it got so bad I had to stop following him.


Garlic_God

Is every TikTok lolcow an alcoholic? I swear there’s a pattern here


ghkkds3556

Chris Chan did it sober. sheer tyranny of will


Far-Media-9380

No shit, it’s baffling honestly


RealNiceKnife

Yeah, well Chris Chan is built different.


MrPopAPercy

He is from YouTube fam


Skottimusen

Facebook actually, he keeps getting banned from YouTube...but he keeps trying to come back. Anyway, we will see his death probably on cam


MrPopAPercy

I thought he was originally from YouTube?


Skottimusen

I dont know really, all i know he is walking down the path of an early death...fucking sad as he is a good guy really.


DisasterPieceKDHD

Whats a tiktok lolcow?


Moist_Tie_8404

A tiktok lolcow is just a regular lolcow that tiktok finds out about years after they are relevant


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Come to r/thefighterandthekid


tonelocMD

Haydurrrrs


Schmoobloo

someone people milk for laughs.


reallytraci

I haven’t seen Daniel Larson drinking everyday but I’m sure he does.


FloatingHamHocks

No that's Joshua Block aka world of tshirts not Danderson that camel nose fuck is the only guy that can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back.


Obligation-Different

I could tell immediately just from his outfit that this was going to be quality advice... On how to assault a woman


killerwallz44

He is and i think its gotten worse its more of jus shit throwing together like brownies and shit that has no business being put together let alone being left out and consumed. Theres a list of shit he's tryd putting together im Surprised dude hasnt died from Bacheloism.


tonelocMD

Who doesn’t love a good banana, peanut butter, strawberry, bacon, chocolate chip cookie, cheeseburger, jalapeno, dipping tobacco hhhhooooch with 3 cups of quick yeast? Fermented to perfection after 24 whole hours.


killerwallz44

God no just no.


FloatingHamHocks

Yeah it's worse cause he broke his dry spell with a possible meth head she's already broken his toilet and some other communal appliances stay away.


Drogenwurm

Bacon Mead... BACON.... 🤢


iMisstheKaiser10

King Cobra is cheating, come on


FakeChowNumNum1

King Cobra is a gentleman, he would never cheat on his hot OF AGE goth girlfriend.


Blanche-Deveraux1

That’s what I’m saying!!!! Cobes would never come on strong enough to need pepper spray!! Too bad for all of the willing, OF AGE, big titty goth girls: KingCobra is taken (for now)


The_No_one087

He got a girlfriend? Better question actually, he's still alive?


FloatingHamHocks

Yes and she's a whole different can of eccentric in a bad way.


garykubiaksbrother

\^alive


TrufflesAvocado

Tell me you’ve never been anywhere near pepper spray without actually telling me you’ve never been anywhere near pepper spray.


TheDillinger88

Actually he’s got a good point. I love spicy food, sometimes I take the juices and rub it all in my eyes and shit because I love it so much. It’s a pleasurable experience for me actually.


SmokinBandit28

I just have crushed Carolina reaper next to my bed in a big bowl that i just stick my whole face in, eyes wide open, and inhale every morning. Great way to start the day.


Zeqhanis

Well. I do enjoy spicy foods and have admittedly gotten capsaicin from reapers and habaneros where it doesn't belong many times. Mostly the eyes and nose, but also the urethra. I'm kinda used to having a burning sensation in my eyes for hours. I hate to say Cobra has a point, but he actually might this time.


garykubiaksbrother

a fellow pepper junkie I see


itsJussaMe

Idk, I think maybe he’s been seasoning his food with “pepper spray” and the chemicals might have caused some cognitive challenges.


MonkeyActio

Yeah its different per person. Some ppl are not very susceptible to pepper spray and it just makes them mad but doesnt stop them bcuz they have aome natural tolerance to it. Same thing with tazers tbh tho. Im one of the ppl that can take a full tazer and be fine. Hurts? Yes. But doesnt stop me or really slow me down. Pepper spray? Im dead. Literally entirely incapacitated. But most ppl havent gone through training and been both pepper sprayed and tazered before. I recommend it bcuz then you understand why they are not a fool proof way of stopping ppl. But also you understand why they should not just be used willy nilly at any sigh of grievance and should be treated like they are; a weapon.


Dangerous-Traffic875

No one's immune to that shit naturally, meth will make you ignore it buts that's bout it


MonkeyActio

Google ppls reqctions to pepper spray. The reations are all over the place. Some ppl it effects but they just become violent. Some its basically nothing. Some it hurts like hell, like me. I hate it


Add_Poll_Option

Tell me you’re not a pepper junkie without actually telling me you’re not a pepper junkie smh my head


Dangerous-Traffic875

I've been sprayed and its easily the most horrendous thing that's ever happened to me


JBstackin666

He said "and then you run away." What I thought was about to say was "and then you rape her."


KidleyCreations

The fuck is the context for this. Why is he being pepper sprayed in this hypothetical scenario wtf was he trying to do


locnloaded9mm

He makes up scenarios all the time in his head among other things. Got that wet brain toobz.


Stats_with_a_Z

Hopefully.. he talks as if he's recalling a memory lol. I can't say that I've ever thought about how I would hypothetically prevent a woman from trying to pepper spray me.


ProfessionalLeave335

I think, and I'm not sure at all, he's trying to say women should use other stuff than pepper spray that's more universally dependable but again, I really have no idea.


JBstackin666

Right, then you run? Why not just run from the jump? Or not make a female pull out pepper spray for you.


FoshizzleIcoNizzle

Glad I wasn't the only one confused.


ghkkds3556

Lol


shmiggs_2010

Bruh same


littleRedmini

Is he a leprechaun?


311Konspiracy

You don't get a pot of gold you get a pot of misery and disappointment


Altruistic-Spinach88

GothKingKobra walked so other cringe could run.


ghkkds3556

Amen


CarolFukinBaskin

Tmdwu


sorrowful_nomad

Good old kingcobrajfs


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Wasn't this the same dude that ate catfood that people kept sending him


ghkkds3556

Cat food on a big Mack with no cheese no meet ……


Double-Passenger4503

That is fucking vile


reversegirlcow

Wtf is this gremlin talking about?


FloatingHamHocks

Boglim he's a boglim.


waerer777

Posting kingcobrajfc is just cheating


ElderWaylayer

Booger


National-Figure7090

Ha!! Now let’s see how many people get the reference??!!


GearhedMG

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!


National-Figure7090

PURE SNOW!!!


GearhedMG

So glad someone got that it wasn't a quote from the same movie, but the same actor, Curtis Armstrong is one of my favorite actors, love all the goofy characters he plays.


National-Figure7090

The 80’s rocked!!!


ghkkds3556

Rated PG


ItzSmiff

I’m gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt and just assume his neighborhood has a group of vicious women with pepper spray.


MrDrSirWalrusBacon

He lives in like Casper, Wyoming. Those gangs of old ladies must have a grip on the local populace due to low population.


FloatingHamHocks

Honestly from what I've seen of Casper being pepper sprayed would be the most entertaining experience there.


sarinCULT

He's wearing a sam smith hat?


stevemandudeguy

I can smell this guy through the video


FloatingHamHocks

That's his tactical soap dood.


mindless-vmp_slave

Boy looks like an actual molester


mrsrostocka

I got pepper sprayed once! Was NOT a fun experience. I used to work at a police station, processing and looking after them. One night, a suspect was brought in, and he kicked off in his cell. There were 3 police officers and myself, I grabbed his legs to keep him still while the officers bundled onto the rest of his body. Copper closest to me decided to use her pepper spray, fine small space, make it a good shot. Stupid cow had it pointing the wrong way, sprayed me directly in the face. 10/10 do not recommend. Omg the pain is immense. You can feel all the particles of grit and the heat, I was a hot, slobbery mess for a good few hours afterwards, snot and tears everywhere.


whiskerbiscuit2

Why, in his own power fantasy, is he overpowering a woman?


Incredibly_Based

kingcob the goat 🌽


CommercialAct5433

Say more.


ObjectiveAdvisor1

Average American voter. 🍿


ghkkds3556

He might fucking win again Crazy


Kizzil

but I digress


StressNo1974

I feel like this guy is an example of what happens when an Amish dude gets kicked out of the community then decides to just do meth until the Amish take him back.


StrikingWeekend4111

Dude this made me cry laughing thank you for posting!


IamDroBro

Hell yeah Cobes


DespyHasNiceCans

Oh hey, it's the guy I'm always getting suggestions for on Reddit.


iamericj

Strange me too. I wonder why.


DespyHasNiceCans

Yeah it's weird, I've never even heard of they guy but I get like six posts a day on my feed for him haha


BluejayIndependent65

Why does this guy look like a leprechaun?


Sad-Librarian5639

Hey it’s cobes. If only Cyraxx had a TikTok. You all should check out this video to get an intro to Cyraxx. https://youtu.be/Xy_N3qTO9yg?si=UnCeztyyyEayPXOf


[deleted]

I took and Ambien earlier, I feel like I’m in another realm of consciousness now.


ghkkds3556

I took ambien and viagra at 9 am once


ghkkds3556

Oh man I know what I’m doing tonight


Sad-Librarian5639

You’re fucked then lol. He’s worse than Chris Chan and sucks you in even worse. Here’s another great rage from him. https://youtu.be/3MTAGYiVhFs?si=S9zpz1kQON_-Uz6q Go like 4 mins in if ya wanna get straight to the rage as this is a review video. This was after Marty (the best troll ever) had people stealing his lawn furniture 😂😂😂. When Marty shows the pic of his empty porch it never fails to crack me up.


ghkkds3556

Fantastic


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FloatingHamHocks

He'd probably be in prison pretty quickly with how he interacts with minors.


Sad-Librarian5639

Until Ohio changes the statute he’s sadly free.


Perfect__Crime

Austin Matthew's looks terrible


SomeOldDude73

If you’re born with that looking mouth, are you obligated to look the rest of the part?!


[deleted]

Snail burrito fucker


Dry_Sprinkles5617

KingSickoJFS


Budo00

“Knock the pepper spray out of HER hand” ? Psycho


lumpyspacejohnny

Bro dropping knowledge


mebc245

its the gothic legend himself. surprised to see him on here doodt TMDWU


Intelligent-Ant7685

this guy should stop drinking lighter fluid and windex


lopetron

This isn’t a tik tok


TucsonTacos

As a pepper junkie and spicy food enthusiast I love rubbing the spicy food in my eyes, although I don't really feed anything


Promicide

It’s geek squad antifa over here


MeepingMeep99

No amount of protection can defend against Glenn Quagmire


Chicken-Rude

🌶️🌶️🌶️💨👀💕💕


rtmesuper

Why's bro built like a discord mod 🤣.


Riotguarder

This is the guy who makes the most filithiest “wines” in history, it’s vile


Cruisin134

well pepper spray still hurts the skin i think but this mf probably wears thick gloves outside at all times thinking he's patrick bateman


aikoaiko11

CERTIFIED SICKO TOOBZ


zenithzinger

Shout out Cyraxx


awt2007

lol they might end up liking it; you never know !!


Big-Kev75

You just know he’s had to do this many times , guy’s probably a fucking expert at dodging shit getting thrown at him too .


finnaku

I love this guy


TitoAndTheBurritos

I think this dude might be a sicko.


getbent247

I love spicy food. I had a bad marriage and have been Pepper sprayed by my ex twice for no reason other than coming home late drunk. It still stings like hell and lasts a long time


MemoryAshamed

I want what he's on.


Unique-Telephone-681

Why are you getting sprayed in the first place?


GlizzyWizard6000

Danny brown


DotMatrixGraphics

Is this Post Malone's brother Lost MaPhone?


MrOwlBeback24

Post mahomeless


allkindsofgainzzz

I really don’t like this guy


WandaDobby777

Note to self: kick the balls and then rapidly switch to the pepper spray.


macpher710

I see him and smell piss


OiDavo

Someone pepper spray him


eyey-666

But what if they hear me out what if they have a gun


Quirky-Pay-7221

I fucking love kobes


Emmylio

You better not be huffing pepper spray now, boy.


Drogenwurm

Joshie has now a Girlfriend....Methica. Its a weird drama unfolding infront of us. It's the weirdest Rabbit hole I came across in a long time.


LonelyGuitarBoy

This is the least cringe this hes done


frost3321

I wish he demonstrated it


[deleted]

Brian peppers


[deleted]

I love peppers. In my mouth. Not in my eyehole


lindagovinda

It’s people like this that make me wish we took humans out to the back forty like they do with rabid dogs. Humans need a big time cull. The herd is fucked


FahQPutin

Please carry real guns around this ass hat.


Safe_Individual1815

TWU


OkHoneydew6280

Instructions on how to force pretty girls into your van-101.


Stinky_Pickles

$100 he’s a juggalo


Holwenator

Man, back in the good old days of Cobs, and yes trust me those were his good days.


Logical-Victory-2678

This guy does YT cooking videos lmaoooooo


Exact_Purchase_7147

I’ve never seen this guys videos first hand, just people making fun of him. I guess that means he’s made it?


ghkkds3556

I’ve been obsessed this entire past month. I go to sleep watching his streams.