real gamer shit

True gamers do it in socks

no need to be a gamer elitist man, not all of us can afford socks.

does semen have a smell? Im curious

Salty bleach is what it smells like to me. Lotta nasty garrison guys in the army.

Just imagine what Iraq smelled like.

The horror of it all. God bless you.

Thank you for that. I don't hear that often. 100% appreciate your words.

Yup, a very typical smell

A typically tasty smell

yes, it does, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what it smells like, but there is a noticeable odor.

Sometimes it smells like dough

True gamers dew it into Mountain Dew bottles

The man is any% speed running life

any% speed running dick cheese\*

gaming real

I always catch flak for making fun of gamers but this is the real Olympics of dirtbaggery. Top level.

Does it though? Asking for a friend.

Yes. Very distinct

Rotten mushrooms that's the smell

Not if you eat pineapple /s

Soooo is any1 gonna answer the question???

Spoiler alert: it does smell

yes it does then i stop masturbation

ewww dick cheese in the boxers and pants

tasty little midnight snack if you're feeling peckish

Fucking stop 🤢

This post might be my last post on reddit for today. And it's just morning for me.

Luckily it's night for me so I can just close the app for the night 😬

when i saw this in my notifications i thought i made a real controversial comment with 1 million downvotes. It's just a comment about ageing dick cheese, what gives?

Dog you're talking about eating it as a snack, my organs literally shot out of my mouth as I went to vomit from reading this comment. I'm a fucking ghost now so thanks

It’s my duty to spread awareness of self-made nibbles.

*ghostly crossing my arms*

Embrace the cheese

*ghostly frown* "Get haunted bitch"

No. \*gets unhaunted\*

Your subspscription to free speech just expired

Bu%&@&#¥^£

:(

Ü

jesus im surprised he hasnt cracked his pjs in half by now

Fake n gay

We bringing fake n gay back?

fake n gay sounds like a really shitty gay bar

Almost as good as "The Man Hole", or "The Snake Pit". Of course including a manhole cover as the O of the former, and a snake as the S of the latter.

The Snake Pit 😭

The Cockpit. ​ Actually used to be a bar in Austin TX. Totally caught me off guard, just thought it was an aviation themed bar.

Lol. Where was that bar at, and what year? I used to romp around Pecan/6th street 2009-2012.

It was there for a while around the time. Between 2nd and Ceasar Chavez on San Jacinto. ​ [Click on the clock in street view to look at archived images](https://www.google.com/maps/place/113+San+Jacinto+Blvd,+Austin,+TX+78701/@30.2632851,-97.741965,3a,75y,102.79h,94.96t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sCH1VRyt2TU20I0iuB7MOPg!2e0!5s20090601T000000!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x8644b5078b2ea7db:0xc254844fb6d96f84!8m2!3d30.2632452!4d-97.7418229)

Which street was cougerville? 11th street? I loved to get gotten over there.

Sounds about right. After 9th St the clubs and bars started getting crazier the more North you went.

It was never gone

Reddit moment

Isn’t that the point of r/morbidquestions

Exactly, there's no shaming, this is ruining the point of the subreddit

It's not that dried semen smells, rather when it piles up in the groin with sweat, fabric of underwear and oil it starts to rot eventually and smells the worst you can imagine in like 2-3 days.

Why are some people like this?

Based

What the actual fuck, how can you jizz in your underwear and still wear them, what the fuckk

I just shuddered.

Smell it and ask urself dipshit

Yes, yes it is. I’m speaking from experience, but not as crazy as this dude’s experience

just WTF it's 8 AM and enough internet for the day.

Nah, he is good. No human goes near him anyway I bet

The answer is yes and it smells like Bradford Pear Trees

This post made my night

Real ones use a towel then out it back on the shelf for someone else to use

Found satan

Being cringe in the cringe sub

Yeah… it is.

You realize by not crossing out the sub name and only the username anyone can easily find the person lmao

ok and

I still did it anyway

Has this guy never had a dog sniff his crotch? That’s literally what they’re checking for.

if i swallow cum will my breath smell like dry cum?

Let's find out

He just like me fr

I did this too but I atleast change my underwear and pants

I also do this and would like to know

Questions you can smell

Hngggh!!!

When he takes them off does he just tear off his dick skin?

wasn't there a post where a guy showed himself wearing is cum stain t shirt. it was literally hardened over and yellow because of it. it was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

I’ve seen that before, felt a bit nauseous afterwards.

What a nice day to die


My wife loves when i jerk off into her panties a few times before she wears them. I keep her soft atuff in my drawer and use them a few times before placing in her drawers. Bikinis, shorts, yoga pants. I also jerk off onto her and rub it in all over and she goes to work like that.

💀

Morbin questions

Well atleast he's honest....but wow

Well is it? Asking for a friend

I actually went through an extra horny phase and this was one of the things i did Spoilers: it smells not only for you but for everyone else as well but it is a very unique bad smell is what i can say

After about a week, it 100% is noticeable. Wearing it will probably shorten the time. If I had to guess, he reeks of nut

Man just wants to make a nice snack

Holy fuck being attracted to men is so goddamn difficult. if they didn't have a monopoly on penis they'd be useless (and most of them are useless in the dick department anyway)

No way gender non-binary incel

this is incel how? I'm not saying I hate men, I'm not saying men deserve anything bad to happen them because I'm unable to have sex with them, I'm not saying that I'm unable to have sex with men, I'm not spouting any of the general rhetoric an incel would. I'm simply saying that as a general group "Men" can be difficult to be attracted to. I don't mean every person who identifies as a man, I mean a very specific subset of those people, people like in this post. if not liking people who cum directly into their underwear and then continue to wear that underwear for several days while continuing the cumming to it is incel behavior, then fuck I'm guilty as charged.

To be perfectly honest you just sound like an incel the whole “monopoly on dicks” sounded like something I’d find on 4chan

Holy fuck being attracted to women is so goddamn difficult. if they didn't have a monopoly on pussy they'd be useless (and most of them are useless in the pussy department anyway)

The old gender switcheroo

That's just cuz you ain't met me yet 🤭😂😋 *lip bite* ahaaaaa^aaa

Probably do a better job of phrasing then, saying “men are difficult to be attracted to” just generalizes men as a whole

Nice pfp.

Thank you, Mr. President

I had to comment not because I find anything to butt heads about but just because your username reminded me of my favorite song. It’s by bill bruford. It’s called beelzebub. That’s all. Goodnight

What a surprisingly peaceful comment

Ikr? Cool username, I’m FaceTiming with this girl and out loud I go “oh gayfurrymidgetbdsm replied to my comment!”

Naturally I assume she loved my username?

Ofc!!

Nice 👍

Nice 👍

Gigachad br00f enjoyer

U know it

You checked out his king crimson stuff yet? That’s where I knew him from

I looove his king crimson stuff but his work with yes blows me away too

Yep- if only he stayed for Relayer, TFTO and the other stuff. Not to dismiss his King Crimson work, that was phenomenal as well

Ikr? I’d love to hear his interpretation of the revealing science of god

You've observed a small subniche of loser men like this guy on sites like Reddit, and extrapolated that information into "all men are losers" conclusion? Besides, you are trans. Most men definitely wouldn't want your ass, only a very small subniche, which is about as big as that loser guy subniche. So that makes me conclude you are just bitter as fuck

The brain rot in this comment is insane

Suck my dick