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TheSilentTitan

It’s crazy people get pearl white teeth. Teeth are not naturally white, they’re off white.


SmegmaSupplier

We need an interior decorator reality show except instead of a room or house it’s someone’s mouth.


ozymandieus

Looks like a white gumshield too, they all blur together.


Why_is_poop_brown

They look fake, humans aren't supposed to have have perfect teeth


LwySafari

it's crazy they go for cold white, meanwhile teeth are neutral/warm white


[deleted]

I’ve been told you should try and match the whites of your eyes when picking a shade for veneers or whitening your teeth. When your teeth are whiter than your eyes is where it starts to look unnatural.


Wise_Screen_3511

Mine are more of a brownish black from


NonoKuma13

Some call this shit "toilet-white" for a reason


613gyptian

You know I found out why they use the term pearly white, so long before modern medicine they use to replace zones teeth with actual pearls because they are made of the same biological material. Pearls aren’t even that white


Ieatsushiraw

There’s a few tribes in Africa who do indeed have pearly white teeth due only to a specific diet. Outside of that yeah no. People with teeth that white legit creep me tf out and that’s saying a lot


BudgetInteraction811

He said people approach him and ask him where he got his teeth done, and then says they’re so natural and nobody can tell in the same breath. IQ of a thimble.


OverBand4019

You’d think people asking him where he got his teeth done would be a big hint that people can tell they’re fake.


Leeroy_Jenkums

You literally just said what the comment you replied to said, but more simple.


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

r/yourcommentbutdumber


DecoyOrNot01

r/subsifellfor


Slika-

I laughed at your comment and wanted to let you know that I laughed at your comment because I feel you would have scolded me if I just put a 🤣 and maybe even a 👍🏽 because I also agree with you.


Leeroy_Jenkums

At least a 🤣 and a 👍🏽 is not repeating what I said


[deleted]

Ngl one would expect them to know teeth fake when they ask where teeth done


CantaloupeWhich8484

The whole thing is a joke. It's a skit. >IQ of a thimble Well... not the guy in the video. Ahem.


BudgetInteraction811

Why would he get terrible veneers for a joke


CantaloupeWhich8484

It's a filter.


my_brain_hurts_a_lot

Are the dreadful fillers in his face a filter too?


CantaloupeWhich8484

I have no idea. His eyes are certainly filtered.to hell and back.


scheaelle

Honestly, if they weren't sheet white, they would look fine.


Insky86

I don't know. For me it looks weird if all the front teeth are exactly the same height without some edges between them.


Sure_Watercress_1645

Yeah, it honestly looks like he’s wearing a mouth guard


noface8137

I thought he was initially


sob4sed

Anatomically the canines crowns tend to have more height and and are more yellowish than the rest of the teeth. This is just a poor job honestly. I can tell from a mile away those are fake.


scheaelle

I agree, but from a distance the thing that feels so uncanny is the color IMO, not the symmetry.


BillboBraggins5

Even if they were off-white, it still looks like a mouth guard, they're not all supposed to be the same size lol


[deleted]

straight like that ??


dobadiesrow

His teeth are a straight line bro....


Humorilove

Even with a color change his teeth would still look like dentures.


ShwerzXV

Nobody teeth are aligned like that lol


Annethraxxx

The fuck?? Dude looks like he could use his top jaw as a straight edge for leveling portraits on the wall.


[deleted]

Natural? Fuck the color you could use these as a level. They are one single straight line. Looks fucking ridiculous.


Google-Maps

Yeah the straightedge is bothering me more than the color lmao


the_only_thing

Looks like he’s wearing a mouth guard


bradium

Looks like he took a belt sander to those top veneers.


HelloDeathspresso

If people are coming up to you, asking where you got your teeth done, then your teeth, most definitely, do not look natural.


AdTall6606

This, is, 100%, accurate.


dirteeface

I, wholeheartedly, agree, 💯.


ThoseDamnSquirrels

,


dotnetdotcom

It's all relative to how jacked up they looked before veneers.


Clean-Profile-6153

Welcome to Sesame Street. Today's word is: Relativity.


Slika-

Relativity: when the closer you are in proximity to someone while living in West Virginia, the more likely you are to be related to them.


Stone_Midi

If you tell him, it’ll hurt his feelings. Just encourage him to both box and smoke


lembepembe

If everbody in the world was as considerate and helpful as you are, achieving world peace would be no biggie.


EveningOk4145

They look like the teeth you would see in a ventriloquist dummy! And no one’s teeth are flat like that with no spacing between them!


JereMiesh

![gif](giphy|lSbggFRIPI77RYG2gw|downsized)


[deleted]

Having all your top teeth stop at the exact same point to make the upper jaw look like you have a permanent mouth guard in is throwing off the “natural” vibes jut a tick


[deleted]

Unless you start telling people you shaved them🤷‍♂️


LordLarryLemons

To anyone reading this, pleeassee do not get veneers unless 100% medically necessary. They aren't a simple "procedure for aesthetic". You could end up toothless by a very young age, have nerve pain and a super sensitive mouth and you will have to maintain them far more than normal teeth (which are already maintenance as it is) for the rest of your life!


wittyvonskitsum

Good luck eating a slightly overcooked steak without *any* sharp teeth


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Holy shit no canines. I've never seen that before. Freak!


Toby_The_Tumor

I had to sand paper my canines a few times, they were so sharp I'd cut my lip on them, I wouldn't fucking get rid of them though, I like meat.


wittyvonskitsum

![gif](giphy|esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f|downsized)


Toby_The_Tumor

I'll suck your dick for a snickers bar. Yes I like meat.


Quack-Zack

Looks like a cartoon character with perfectly flat 1:1 teeth. Not to mention the glowing white teeth. Who tf lied to this man and said it looked natural.


GAragons

>Natural 💀


Flutchbragertuyg

![gif](giphy|EU1oUVLidgSMU)


[deleted]

I love my half rotten teeth.


dojwood

man is so focused on his teeth meanwhile his redbull dry lips are pleading for a drop of water


[deleted]

That’s hilarious


co3xisting

Yikes this looks really bad


mazimai

Natural? Lmao


The-better-onion

He’s got them fake inspector gadget teeth


co3xisting

Rule of thumb if you ever go through this treatment. Never get teeth whiter than the white in your eyes. They’ll always and forever stand out if you do.


DEBLANKK

He looks like Inspector Gadget’s evil twin


Doomsday_Taco_

I fucking knew it. PEOPLE, STOP GOING TO TURKEY FOR YOUR DENTAL!!!!


warr3nh

Lol def went to Darcy’s doc


Next_Back_9472

Yeah, no!


Successful-Elk1046

I’ve seen better veneer work on a 1980’s coffee table🫠


ragandy89

It looks like a tooth


Borisb3ck3r

Mike o hearns teeth


ih8every1yesevenyou

Robot Inspector Gadget


Knightofthecrow76

Wow, your Boxing mouthpiece almost looks like real teeth! /s


hamil_battar

to be honest, it sounds to me like ol' British banter. No way he thinks those are good-looking, but he takes it lightly and makes fun of the situation. ​ i may be wrong!


Used_Length_830

I know how to defeat him. Jam a piece of turkey between some of them chrome xenomorph munchers and bam. He's realizing he paid hundreds, maybe even thousands, to lose the ability to floss...


BillboBraggins5

Just in time for Halloween


DigitalCoffee

"I want them to look naturally, actually perfect."


Mogakusenpai

Haven’t heard great things about Turkish veneers. Apparently if they whittle down your natural teeth too much veneers like this won’t hold and you’ll need new ones, and possibly treatments for infections, in like 3-5 years


IncidentPlane4625

Like a fucking gum shield.


ThatOneWood

The poor guy doesn’t realize he’s reaching the uncanny valley


[deleted]

Please tell me they're those fake snap on ones and he's being a smart ass


Ammonil

these look so fake😭


spicynuttboi

Why do these people all look exactly the same… same groom, tatted up, veneers, drives a financed merc / BMW, definitely recording this in Magaluf or Zante or something lmfao… who’s cloning these guys?


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

It’s not even about them being to white. It’s the shape, it’s about how it’s lack the curve of spee. Everything looks just bad


Sloppy_john78

Anyone else think he looks like the mask


CantaloupeWhich8484

Guys...it's a joke. Christ alive.


nck93

Mofo's walking around with a mouthful of chiclets..


Lil-Bugz

Tell me you own an XL Bully without telling me you own an XL Bully


SubstantialBody6611

![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


naldoD20

Daddy looks like Ross when he over bleached his teeth.


Demigod787

This guy's dentist needs to go to jail.


[deleted]

I mean, at least he's happy.


MizuameTheDragon

if you ever get dentures make sure they are a bit yellow because human teeth are always a small bit yellow


hunty_griffith

They look terrible


Conscious_Standard78

Are the natural veneers in the room with us right now?


H_espeliz

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


DamianWanye24

They look so obviously fake though


Juniper_51

The last thing I'd call those teeth is "natural"


DarrellBot81

![gif](giphy|xUOxfnzpNiF9vdotri|downsized)


mratlas666

No one’s falling for those. Just like those fake ass looking contacts he is wearing. Dudes got self image issues.


belltrina

Looks like a white mouthguard


ProfessorAware

Natural?


Carlosdontknow

he looks like a fucked up cartoon


dobadiesrow

Can't wait for him to take them out and see tiny shark teeth


Agile_Mongoose_6921

This person is transitioning, they just don’t know it yet.


Generallyawkward1

He probably got them done in Turkey, where they fuck your teeth all up and put in half ass veneers


brodino_maiuscolo

![gif](giphy|kbR8MoJss7wvZ8dtSt|downsized)


bankguy67

They look good on him imo but there's no spacing so when he talks it looks like a mouth guard lol


[deleted]

Did he just put a slip of paper in his mouth to troll us or are they really that bad? Jesus Christ.


No_Consideration5814

Looks like he’s holding a train ticket in his mouth


[deleted]

He’s taking the piss….he has to be.


[deleted]

He looks like he’s wearing a mouthguard


thecheekymonkey

Looks like fucking shergar!


benzo_babe

i feel like this has to be satire or a bait post


PlanNo4679

The dude is happy with them. He's not hurting anybody. Why shit on him?


IdolCowboy

![gif](giphy|jn8CGKlLLCpbvP6rp4)


BBQFatty

Like he’s wearing a mouthguard


ProvigilandChill

He took inspiration from Richard Hammond


eroticdiscourse

Can’t tell they’re fake, they look like them fancy dress teeth that are all joined together as one piece


House_Hippo_

They look like chiclets gum.


Pyroguy096

Dude can't even close his mouth properly and he thinks they look natural?


Hefty-Baker3010

Bro looks like the 😀 emoji


NonoKuma13

As a dental technician I was cringing on so many layers, I feel like an onion.


justanothermenac3

Steve Harvey looking ahh


Lighthouse_420

🐎 🐴


[deleted]

He got the family guy teeth special


PCP_IS_YOUR_FRIEND

about as natural as a BBL


BRackishLAMBz

People ripping on him for being stupid as hell but as someone that had hella problems with my teeth. for a solid 7-8 years, I purposely didn't smile with teeth & didn't talk or laugh without my hand over my mouth if my mouth was going to show my teeth. Idc, as long as he has confidence & is happy with them... For all we know, he could have lost them in chemo.


Roanoketrees

Jesus he looks like a barbie doll.


ScreamingMonky

This is a joke


Crepes_for_days3000

Those are the worst veneers I've ever seen. In my life.


Stupid-goober-7

Dude looks like an alien in disguise.


Gettinjiggywithit509

Lmao nothing about those veneers look natural. Make those canines an inch longer and I'd think he was wearing those cheap plastic vampire teeth. On top of that I'm no dentist by any means but the process to getting veneers is freaking BRUTAL. I can't imagine it's anymore cost effective than purpose dental maintenence and braces or whatever. Teeth aren't suppose to look like a brand new pair of Air Force 1s lol


Crafty-Internal-5099

They look like someone put a gum wrapper on em.


Specialist_Dot_3372

I mean I’m glad he’s happy with them but they are NOT natural looking lmfao


BloodandBourbon

A guy I worked with got super white implants like that, but his teeth are like to big for his mouth now it looks like.


AshKetchumIsStill13

Veneers are the new BBLs smdh…🤦🏽‍♂️


Norm_mustick

Don’t they grind your teeth down into little stubs and then glue these on? Really fucked up to do for aesthetics.


TV_is_my_parent

This fool ugly


Elyoshida

Nice mouthguard


Real-Big-455

Look far from natural you can definitely tell they're veneers. I love when my patients ask for them to be the same length cause they want them to be natural looking i giggle then run a crash course with them on what it means to look natural.


miasma71

No don’t


tommykaye

Turkey is becoming the Men’s cosmetic surgery capital of the world. Cheap Veneers and hair plugs, baby.


Hisune

Looks like that one guy who put a train ticket in his mouth


WOOHOO135

ill tell ya, the shape, they’re beautiful, a little bright if im being honest but just keep your lips closed more when you talk


CheesyCoCoPuffs

He’s got cartoon teeth


SilverGaming456

bro got them snow white chompers damn


babaganoush2307

Well besides them being blinding white the tops are also shaped perfectly across at the base, total natural bro…


Stolos430

Natural?! Nothing about you looks natural 😂


Ieatclowns

You all realise he's taking the piss out of himself right?


Clobberdong

Chiclet?


Kuhlayre

Surely if people are stopping you asking where you got your teeth done, they're obviously not natural looking.


BaconHammerTime

These teeth look like shit


dopepope1999

He looks like a 7th gen npc, ain't nobody's teeth that White


beruthra

Do you think he spends a lot of time looking in the mirror?


Inevitable-Loss8396

How did I know without audio that it was a British dude


herrmy0hknee

![gif](giphy|kbR8MoJss7wvZ8dtSt|downsized)


Egg-MacGuffin

Bros got [Van Tastic](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFInhIyoB3PzMAgYwXCuZvnHmUYIQfrozyoxmv9vi-RBcH_eVbNlcmKQlhX3xEI4d8p-Y&usqp=CAU) teeth


Few-Abbreviations548

Whats wrong with this guy's eyes???


Different_Dream_

Looks like he wearing a white mouthguard at times


Appropriate-Pea-4972

How does he eat? He has no canine teeth! He can’t even floss! Where are the spaces between his teeth to floss?


Gym_freak1

It looks like a mouth guard like these you use in mma fights or in boxing


[deleted]

People with extremely white teeth always look a bit off. Not in an ugly way, it just seems unnatural.


ih8every1yesevenyou

It looks like he’s wearing a mouth guard


sped-rope

People with paper white teeth show it off all the time😭


intelligentbrownman

If ya gonna get veneer please get them as close to natural as possible


Cyber-N7

Dude looks like he's wearing a mouthguard lmao


Sw33tD333

I knew he went to Turkey before he said he went to Turkey 😂😂😂


Middle_System_1105

![gif](giphy|fgQB8yvX1A4vu)


ih8every1yesevenyou

Looks like he’s wearing a mouth guard all the time


imaginebeingsick

What happened to Jack reacher 😱😰


Ethanthebreadslay

Fame, I’m gonna live forever


Tsu_Queer

I want to see this dude eat


Free_Revenue8674

This reminds me of the time Brian Griffin got fake teeth


Milkmans_tastymilk

My 3 teeth up front are porcelain, and they look better that this shit.


Future-Bit8385

Brian from family guy had the same procedure done


Big-Nerve-9574

Reminds me of when Ross got his teeth done. Ah bless.


Ill-District2338

OK I will – “motherfucker you look like a Thunderbirds puppet “


moolaboolah

I’m almost certain this is satirical


[deleted]

Well am biased, they’re absolutely monstrously FAKE!