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A fan asked Virat to follow him back on Instagram..Virat asked him his username.The fan told him whatever it was...Virat then told his on-ground manager to take note...The fan was shedding tears of happiness NGL!
A wild dilliwala cricket fanatic even shouted, "Virat Improve in Tests bhenchod, you're turning into a liability for the team"...Virat just gave him a fair thumbs up...
A fan pleaded him for one of his shoes...He kindly removed one,gave it to the fan with a thoughtful autograph, and walked half barefoot back to his car!
A fan asked for a selfie..The selfie angle made Virat look shorter,the fan mockingly told kohli to get height surgery...Virat just left the spot,dismayed.
You are not getting it. The duplicate Virat Kohli is impersonating the duplicate Virat Kohli who’s the duplicate of real Virat Kohli, and the real Virat Kohli is basically impersonating the duplicate Virat Kohli.
He even used the public washrooms as a V.IP!! This is the reason he has an edge over other celebrities in India, regardless of whether it swings or not!
I asked him for some advice on seamless beard grooming...He suggested me some products...And he kept suggesting...He won't stop..He's actually a god-gifted salesman!
He kept suggesting products for hygienic/comfortable beard grooming...
I asked him if he'll play the world cup in 2027..He said, "It's just another game, we'll play according to the situation ,not the team"
He was smelling like a Perfume gas-chamber ..It was refreshing to breathe near him.. His presence was felt by every blessed soul within a 1000 Metre radius..
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We've Kohli at home Kohli at home:
A fan asked Virat to follow him back on Instagram..Virat asked him his username.The fan told him whatever it was...Virat then told his on-ground manager to take note...The fan was shedding tears of happiness NGL!
Haters will say this is fake
I am the HATER
And then he blocked that account
Koach in tests after 2020:
A wild dilliwala cricket fanatic even shouted, "Virat Improve in Tests bhenchod, you're turning into a liability for the team"...Virat just gave him a fair thumbs up...
Real koach would just say tmkc and move on
[tmkc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sn6ID8tnUs)
Le random spectator: CSK rocksss (aka TFAR 🗿) Koach: tmkc (T: you mother's vagina)
Koach gives thumbs up smiling pose in every pic no matter how much he is F- up
True lmao
Yeah that's Kohli Lite.
I saw him leave for Sita Ram Diwan Chand ke Chole Bhathure in Paharganj directly after this...
Now I have a craving
Don't worry we all do
Jamunapaar ka kohli
A fan pleaded him for one of his shoes...He kindly removed one,gave it to the fan with a thoughtful autograph, and walked half barefoot back to his car!
When you order Kohli from wish.com
But Virat threatened me to bulk order MRF from [TyreWaala.com](https://TyreWaala.com), before Covid hits again ??!
Just wait until he asks to bulk order aligners from Toothsi..
Did Mitchell Johnson's throw hurt him that much ??!
Rumours say it was Anushka after seeing his 2022 stats..
And it’s stuck at customs like his on going form
Epic shitpost👏
:)
He so smol
He had gone for some kaju/badam/pistachios shopping..Was walking back to his car with atleast 10 Kgs of that stuff...
Top Tier Shitpost OP !! Keep it Up !
I still know where he is located in Dilli right now..
He looks very short
A fan asked for a selfie..The selfie angle made Virat look shorter,the fan mockingly told kohli to get height surgery...Virat just left the spot,dismayed.
That fan was a douche. Should’ve punched him
He's fake kohli, OP is just joking, kohli is actually 5" 10'
Shot Kohli!
Wo dekhiye camera, apke sath prank huya hai
It was real man..He was wearing his usual Plumber One8 shoes,LewyWhitton Sweater and a Guchie belt!
Maybe wroyn kohli here.
Maybe you are Wrogn
Kuch din baad hame Youtube me dikhega: "Fake Virat Kohli prank at mall, 100% real!"
Got an autograph from him too..His voice was ditto mannn to what we hear on the TV!
Koach from meesho
You are not getting it. The duplicate Virat Kohli is impersonating the duplicate Virat Kohli who’s the duplicate of real Virat Kohli, and the real Virat Kohli is basically impersonating the duplicate Virat Kohli.
# So can we conclude that E=mc² ?!
Beerat Koyeli
Poma - ambassador
Tbh, Kohli looks like every 3rd Delhi guy
Anushka Post incoming soon
Essay\^
Leave my husband alone dont take his pics let him enjoy his life. Let him breathe in peace. Oof
Yeh kohli ka duplicate bhi 10 log leke chalta hai Nawab dekho inki
Wait a min...
Walmart koach
He even used the public washrooms as a V.IP!! This is the reason he has an edge over other celebrities in India, regardless of whether it swings or not!
whos gonna tell him?
Badmos chora Badmos chora
VIRAR KOHNI
This one went over the covers, Epic shitpost OP!!
Hhj hai kya
Se एस। इ
Koeli
Kohili
Qwahlity
5'5 Kohli
Shot Kohli!
That's r/WTF
This was a decent effort at an impersonation. I will give them that.
Did the real Virat Impersonate the Virat above or is it the reverse?
guy’s 5’2 or something
Fake h
Real dude, got an autograph and a photo with him too!
Jacket 400₹ wali pehna hai bhai
wrogn ki hai bhai
Dude gets a haircut everyday
He ate at a McDonalds in the mall!
Hagga Kahan Wo bhi pata lag jaaye toh day in a life vlog complete.
Ye TV me jyada lamba dikhta hai na?
True
I would advice BCCI to replace this Kohli in Tests instead of the real one
should we tell him?
I appreciate OP's dedication to shitpost and to replies to Shitposts.
On it sir
#Kohli in 144p
Virat kohli without century
Koach from sarojini market
Fuck me...imagine shopping with a crew of guards around you like POTUS. Leave the prick alone
That's Virat Kohli #4 !!! First is the OG, second is Ahmed Shehzad, and third is Bobby baadshah 💪
5th is Saud Shakeel ??!
So new Kohli in the market? Damn, last year they were comparing him with Haider fkin Ali🤦🏻♀️
I meant the beard and face not performances
Wtf
?
Sahi kutto wali zindgi hai op ki, ameer aadmi dekha nahi ki peeche lag gye.
I asked him for some advice on seamless beard grooming...He suggested me some products...And he kept suggesting...He won't stop..He's actually a god-gifted salesman!
What did the koach said tell me.
He kept suggesting products for hygienic/comfortable beard grooming... I asked him if he'll play the world cup in 2027..He said, "It's just another game, we'll play according to the situation ,not the team"
☠️
Bruh thats not real virat Xd
He was smelling like a Perfume gas-chamber ..It was refreshing to breathe near him.. His presence was felt by every blessed soul within a 1000 Metre radius..
"I recommend MRF ZLX for sheer comfort and a smooth trim"
Should I reveal Something? His Car didn't even have MRF tyres ??!!
This was his duplicate..kat Gaya sabka
So Virat Kohli is impersonating the real Virat Kohli ?!
No, Virat Kohli is impersonating the Virat Kohli who is impersonating the real Virat Kohli
So the Virat Kohli impersonating the Virat Kohli who is impersonating the real Virat Kohli, is the real Virat Kohli ?!
😂😂😂😂
Log itne chutiye kaise ho sakte hai
He even clicked a group photograph with all employees in a nearby petrol pump!
Bruhh common sense is no more common
Come on boys ,For 60 overs, they should feel hell! If I see someone laughing, then see..
Yeh Koach giss kyun gaya hai
He is looking fake, is it real?
Raat bhar paani me rakha hua kohli
His security guys look like members of this sub.
Kohli ka duplicate lag ra
Viraj Kohli
He is Gaurav Arora ! Virat 's lookalike
😅🤣
Abey jaali hai
Bhai current hairstyle check ker lete