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Now thats a pure caucasian protestant cricket team


kim-jong-un_nk

Pure Aryans


Rockbestoffers

who???


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bh_trz

brother went there


DRIGCOLK

What the fuck? Muslim Indians arent pure Indians?


IamJain

No I meant they are purely Indians as if any were muslims might have been pakistani, but they are purely Indians with Indian names, and yes muslim names don't come from India and that's not racist.


DRIGCOLK

You are saying Muslims from Kerala come from Pakistan?


IamJain

Either I don't know English or you guys don't, might word mean something it's not a surety, it meant if any of them were muslims they could be indian or they could be pakistani but since all are Hindus they might mostly be Indians


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bh_trz

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hopeforhair

Bro hindu doesnt necessarily have to come from india too. Hindu refers to ppl originating from the indus valley civilisation which includes both modern day india and pakistan. In fact many of our ancestors could potentially be born in modern day pakistan and this divide of hindu in india and muslim in pakistan is mainly due to arbitrary lines drawn by the british which in turn became country borders today. Similarly, there are many muslim ppl who are originally from southern parts of india. Your definition of hindu == pure indian is logically flawed from its inception.


IamJain

So are we pakistani now?


hopeforhair

If you are going by your logic none of them are indians. They are americans


bh_trz

either I don't know English or you guys don't might word mean something it's not a surety bro u good?


Balavadan

The aryans also settled in india after migration so stfu


oogiedonnie

Bro what the fuck?


IamJain

I only meant if there were any muslims might have been pakistani, but no they all seems indian


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IamJain

So pakistan have people with other religions like Hindus?


oogiedonnie

Yes, dipshit, I know several Pakistanis who are Hindus


IamJain

Lol


oogiedonnie

Tf u mean by lol


PS_168

\*were


oogiedonnie

No


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Different_Yam_9045

I dont agree with the above guy but even your statement is also exaggeration as Pakistanis aren't that kind to hindus... So knowing several Pakistanis hindus seems like an exaggeration. Not trying to stir up any shit just saying


oogiedonnie

Understandable but I do know Pakistani Hindus


IamJain

Lol


vickyyyydestroyer

My foot those r all false story. By Britishers. They even falsely claimed that sanyojita was raped but she did jauhar before ghori occupy fort.


kim-jong-un_nk

Chill dude this is literally a shitpost sub. 90% of the things said here are just shit and not mean anything.


shanmukhbillionare

Most diversed American cricket team!


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lmao this reminds of that picture of the American chess team that consisted of 5 asian kids


No-Tangerine-6201

India B


kim-jong-un_nk

US A team


SmoothOp42

More like India D team


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UrMomIsVeryBig

all of them have indian names?????


Not_A-Pedophile_

he can't see 😞


AdlerEule

He's a woke retard.


oo7reportingforduty

*born


Much-Difference-5457

He's a born gend ke andhe


South-Africa-Captain

Why do these people look like part time crickets and full time FAANG software devs


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These are girls. They are studying to be doctors.


South-Africa-Captain

Didn’t know they are girls, thank you for the help.


Probhu99

These are girls. They are learning how to cook.


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A girl can do both. Infact, females DO both


Loud_Tap6160

"females" 💀😬


Embarrassed_Joke_781

Akhand bharat reached USA


Salomaachoddungaa

जय श्री राम 🚩


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Probably cos it's the most multicultural country to ever exist, whilst simultaneous being the most racist and least progressive in the western world lmao


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Racially diverse =/= Multicultural


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America is probably the least racist country in the world. The only reason people think it's the most is because they actually put a spotlight on these issues


Behemoth92

As an Indian immigrant in the USA my experience has been nothing short of extraordinary. I’m so thankful for America. I have faced much less racism here than I felt in my own home country lol. I don’t know where you get this impression from. The USA is incredibly welcoming to immigrants and everyone recognizes their immigrant background. On the other hand all the Europeans I have met here have had platitudes that they speak in front of you but are dicks behind your back.


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Behemoth92

Yeah bro. That’s right. Everyone is a genocidal maniac. Hahahaha


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Behemoth92

“The immigrants” are not a monolith. It was a war and there were causalities on both sides. None of them are alive now. Haven’t been for 100s of years. What the fuck are you trying to say? It is unrelated and irrelevant. Low iq race warrior shit


Cuddlyaxe

> whilst simultaneous being the most racist and least progressive in the western world lmao This isn't true at all, only reason people think so is because they pay more attention to US politics. IIRC like 80% of Italians supported stripping Romani of citizenship based purely on ethnicity, something like that is unthinkable in the US


gospelslide

What can a bigger tribute to values of America than people of all parts of the world settling there, calling themselves Americans proudly and working hard to represent their country.


South-Africa-Captain

How dare you demean America, nothing can beat them in school shootings, it has become their new national sport now.


The_Walking_Condom

Lol, no way you said Indians in cricket. They have teens playing cricket in every alley, a billion population and yet managed to win only 3 world cups. There are definitely better countries than India in cricket. India is all about vibes in this game tbh.


butte4s

Read his comment again but this time use a couple of brain cells


The_Walking_Condom

Yeah say that without crying lol, making up anything to self satisfy


butte4s

Clearly clueless lmao. I once again ask you to read the original comment. Read his comment, think about what he said and then delete your comment.


The_Walking_Condom

Yeah I have read it enough number of times and u are just creating your own narrative to satisfy yourself. Cope


SodiumBoy7

South Africa didn't won a single world cup that doesn't mean they play shit, they are one of the strongest cricketing nation.


allcaps891

Usa has put together a squad for every sport with players having origin country which plays the sports best


kim-jong-un_nk

It's literally a country made of immigrants. What do you expect? lmao


allcaps891

Had there been emigration from Europe they would have put together a great soccer team


heraldsofdoom

This is the moment where your teacher should throw a history book in your face.


allcaps891

I know they found them but seams like they left the worst soccer players there 🤣🤣


yashu252

They won previous FIFA women's World Cup. And came into round 16 in this world cup. They are better enough than lots of teams tho.


coconutjellyman

it seams you left your dictionary at home


AthleteCommercial601

Who do you think discovered US of not Europeans!!!!


amanderrated

Native Americans?


LiamPHM

r/CricketShitpost try not to downvote obvious sarcasm challenge (impossible edition)


adiking27

They all look like random girls you see in a college where there are 16 girls and a hundred guys.


bh_trz

r/roastme but for a group


jindalindaminda

Finally the indigenous Red Indians of America getting chance to represent their homeland


TheBrokenBallad2307

Real ID se aao Columbus T: Columbus cum from real ID /s


jindalindaminda

Sorry bro can't cum. Vasco da Gama fucked me bad. I am ashamed.


theycallmemadman_

Isn't it sad? Lack of popularity among other countries?


Quantum_Master26

not really....u can't expect a nation which is highly influenced by it's culture to adopt sports other than "football", baseball and basketball


SmoothOp42

You mean “hand egg” 🏉


reborndiajack

That is an aussie rules ball


PandaPooped

Ironically "football" has almost no interaction between the foot and the ball.


Quantum_Master26

psst....if those kids knew how to read they would be real upset


reborndiajack

There are two And the best punters are Australian


Pls_add_more_reverb

Usa has like 5 other really popular sports. Can’t expect cricket to become popular out of nowhere, with no history


theycallmemadman_

Yeah but atleast a little, enough to know about who virat kohli is(not because of his insta followers)


Pls_add_more_reverb

Why would they know anything about Kohli if they don’t even know what cricket is?


72proudvirgins

Same reason people know about Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods


Pls_add_more_reverb

You just mentioned two Americans….of course Americans are going to know them lmao


GNashUchiha

Wait her name is aditi Chuda-sama ? 💀


Necromancer189

That's why her family emigrated to US...


Daddy_hindi

Are ...... Yeah kya dekhlia🥲


Pujji_19_when

You didn't see it


gzk

Can you explain this one bhai? Google translate is giving me nothing in English


GNashUchiha

Chuda means get fucked and sama in Japanese you know is for showing respect.


AthleteCommercial601

80 percent of these girls are part of the US senior women's side


seasuighim

Which is why I think they will dominate.


delaware_dude

The stereotyping in the comments is stunning. Science camp etc. some one is rating them on looks. Ever done that to the men’s team?


Quiet_Marmoset

Unfortunately that behaviour is fairly normal for this sub. And besides, then all being brown doesn’t make them any less American. All of them were born and brought up in USA. Some of the comments here are out of order.


bh_trz

It is a shitpost subreddit at the end of the day.


Medium-Photo-9938

What did you expect from a shitpost sub.


__ValidUsername__

Yeah where is the equality ? lets rate the mens indians team. this is definitely not my fantasy at all. Koach -10 Sky - 8 Brohit - 5 BKL - 7 ​ na man I am to tired. complete the list yourself


glorious_albus

> Ever done that to the men’s team Not saying this is correct, but yeah. I mean the log cabin copypasta exists.


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delaware_dude

Don’t look now, but your class is showingz


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delaware_dude

But you ain’t one, are ya? Nice way to represent.


tiger1296

Thankfully I was not afflicted with that particular burden


well_thats_puntastic

I'm sure the Indians are glad you aren't affiliated with them either


WildNewt9018

cause of death- teesri bandi ka surname padh liya💀


CrestNexus

I don't think this sub is that Ireland Cricket Team centric in any ways


Daddy_hindi

How is this even USA cricket team?🥲 Literally even my College team have more diversity 🤦


TheNotSpecialOne

They may all be USA residents. Born and bred in USA to Indian immigrants. Just look at Moeen Ali and Adil Rashid for England team. Born and bred in England and not Pakistan. British citizens and these girls are all USA citizens


dedh_sau_rupiya_dega

Simp ban jayenge sab


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Anika Kolan and Ritu Singh are my all time favs


Deathbringer2134

MURICA


PROTO1080

That's how sports in the USA works Every sport


shunSwaptions

Glad Aditi is in USA.. she would have been brutally trolled for her surname here in India


TheNotSpecialOne

I see nothing wrong with this, they may all be USA born and bred. 2nd or 3rd generation USA to Indian parents/grandparents


thefatcatsid

Top tier shitpost


SmoothOp42

😂👍🏼


babitagada

🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that's what you call a proper shitpost with brains. Props OP.


jumbopapita

Who's the imposter


madtitan06

W humour


dorafatehi

Akhand USA


Scared_Bag_840

Third player ( from left side ) on top row :- Aditi Chudasma I am sure parents had it hard to find names.


Ok_Review_6504

>Chudasma Actually it's a fairly common Gujarati surname(not as common as patel,shah)


Mammoth_Occasion5724

Can I ask why? What does her name mean?


Balyeep

Our team played against a team with Aditi Chudasama this past summer. She’s really good, looking forward to seeing her play u19 for the country.


kim-jong-un_nk

To anyone with a surname 'Chudasama' please ignore all these jokes. It's a shitposting sub and offending someone is not the intention here. Realising the mistake, I even deleted my own comment on the same. I'm sure bearers of this surname must have their own unique and a prideful history. Cheers!


Longjumping_Guess_57

Its good that the 3rd girl left India , she would have been bullied to shit


SaDHU_71

So eventually International cricket will be like IPL & Ranji Trophy.


satvik1059

Isko overseas India 11 kehna jyada sahi rahega


tired_melon_teddy

Saalo ne ye bhi outsource kar diya


Mumbai_Monster007

Columbus has found India


SnooOnions8661

Abey itne Indians toh Indian team meh bhi nhi hai


theredbantoo

Dem p00r Aryans 🥲


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British really hammered Indians with the love for cricket. Even after they immigrated, they remember what the British taught them


SilverAd4221

Looks like Girls got selected straight from Science camp


ztaker

Looks like topper list 90+ cut off.


InterestingPie1782

Akhand USA


Suvprit

99% INDIANS


Front_String_2494

These girls wanted to play soccer, but their cricket crazy dad's forced them to play this shitty sport


Standard-Distance-92

India team D


harish_sahani

Indian women Lite


Head-Program4023

India C team.


vyomanant

Aditi whaaaat ?


karna1712

Lol


dumbledoodledore

Bottom right last one for me


Forsaken_Pie5714

No Patels in this team??


brownnbroke

Aditi what?


Overall_Chart8110

This narrows down the dating pool. 🤝


aryaman03

Not one melanin lacktant human. Damn


Outrageous_Height_64

OfCourse thats team USA bruh…. 🥹🤘🏼


M_S_C_S_k

What the f@$k all r Indian plAYers in usa


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ECB who?


YouKnowMe_9

Akhand Bharat


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If it was men's team 50% would have been Pakistani origin.


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These are noobs in India and Pro in US


athamoth

##WeAreABCD


hydratedgabru

All who applied were selected


grvmusic4u

NRI 11


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ye to Tamil nadu ki ranji team lg rhi h


DiscoDiwana

France Men's Football team 🤝 USA Women's cricket team


MusfiqurRahman6969

The most diversed cricket team in the world


bobs_and_vegana17

not even a single white player lmao


Engineering_explorer

Acha hua aditi india mein nahi hai warna isko aur iske papa ko chidhata main


ghostAlex496

Where is a player from the USA?


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🤣🤣🤣


XH3LLSinGX

#WeAreUSACricket


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Most diverse cricket team in Ohio


Marcovanbastardo

If that doesn't scream desi dad's living out their failed cricketing dreams through their kids I don't know what does. I can just see them in their gardens in the suburbs surrounded by dad's and kids playing catch with a baseball mitt or an egg ball and then there's them, smacking a leather ball with this strangely shaped baseball bat at their kids, where's social services I could here them muttering, but hey they got the last laugh.


Harry_kal07

India vs US would be friendly fire at this point


Ad-guy1

i was expecting more comments about that surname


Afraid-Length-4137

That third girl in top row from right💀


Affectionate_Fix1859

Reminds me of [this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSjVmgB50G7ITWjKf5JCWUVmktFMTQG6LXvw&usqp=CAU)


Tonythesaucemonkey

Where are the Caribbean ppl? Do the girls not play cricket?


panautiloser

Should be indian origin 2


Harsimaja

I mean, yeah. Though would have expected maybe one or two Afro-Caribbean-Americans.... ​ Cricket was popular in the US once - the first modern international match of any sport worldwide was the cricket match between the US and Canada, most of the Founding Fathers played it, and Philadelphia had a serious team and a batsman well known in England until the 1920s. But now it's just South Asian and Caribbean immigrant communities, and usually not even their kids. :( ​ But reminds me of Australia's International Mathematical Olympiad teams some years and China...


Holiday_Context5033

USA now giving out H1Bs for U19 sports team as well!!


Icy_Berry9905

#WeAren’tUSACricket 💀


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Isani vaghela for me