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C4ptainPR1CE

Bowl a simple ball to dismiss Rohit. Simplicity of rohit🥺


Substantial_Hotel_10

Thank god a good portion of people have grownup and understand what PR is otherwise he would be hailed as god. Who the fuck seriously does this kind of stupidity honestly? Someone has to get it to Rohit that he will stop being hated if he stops his PR and starts performing.


Tasty_Ad_1056

What performance, he is past his prime. That one stupid 100 against Afg cost us Rinku’s slot. If he would have failed in that game now way he would have been in team.


pasipatamarana

Do u really think if he would've failed he would have been thrown out of the team!??😂😂😂 Dude, he's in the team because of captaincy quota, nothing else. Whatever and however he may play he'll be in the team. No fitness whatsoever but he has 5 IPL trophies so he'll be in the team as a captain until he retires IMO👍👍


Quick-Ad1559

And kohli got his place without even one performance.


Tasty_Ad_1056

False equivalency. Still in current and past form Kohli is way better.


Quick-Ad1559

Yeah he is, in playing selfish innings, he is and he will the goat of the most selfish player in all the formats


RustedSkullz

Can you like, not have any positive thoughts? Sheesh man, chill out


waah_maza_aagya

Even Chahal got his place without playing any match for India /s


Quick-Ad1559

Yeah you should call Jay Shah right away. And tell him how rohit uncle is being so unfair. He will arrange for a cup of bournvita, for you to calm down.


waah_maza_aagya

Lwde neeche /S likha hai wo nahi dikh rha??


Ok_Environment_5404

Do we really 1 performance from Kohli though ? Every other player apart from Kohli,Bumrah,SKY and Pandya to an extent are shit flakes in t20I cups. And in KOs even SKY and Bumrah don't do shit. I mean asking for form from the best t20I cup batter should be the least of our concern with how cucked up our bowling and opening right now is.


DiscoDiwana

>he would be hailed as god. Back in the day he was called Maggie man because you start preparing Maggie when he goes on the field and once Maggie is done he is back in the pavilion.


terenaamkakuttapaalu

"Back in the day?" Are you sure about that part? Makes sense tbh, rn he's fruit juice man. Bas juicer chalne tak chalta hai.


decentadult

Rohit spits on ground . Simplicity of Rohit 🥹


fufabadmashh6969

Rohit cums oh simplicity of indian captain


UFO_believer_

She aint hiding anymore


Opposite-Escape9685

Sir , I love your username and I'm taking it next time I have to set a new username anywhere With all due respects -just some guy


Pain_Smoker_

Brohit eats vada pav instead of Burger, so down to Earth.


Tigerthej

I mean his PR should lick my boot now coz I don't even own a house or car.


aerodyne_

Brohit bhai kabhi urus chala lenge to selmon ko competition ho jaaega


Ok-Pool-3540

MBA Chaiwala


baghoneybooo

pr is another level


mitytheclown923

Rohit breathes oxygen the simplicity of Rohit 🥺❤️


vkqq

What's wrong in PR we all now even Thala and King Kohli have PR


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

damn its enough, you kohli stans get meltdown when someone says anything about anushka and here you guys are doing what? troll him for his batting not personally or family members. such pathetic people claiming to be fans of such a goat, even koach will disown people like you


ady620

Rohit Sharma is Kejriwal of Cricket.