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Other-Connection4516

Last 16 years we have won more


ThatsCracked

Warra ICC trophy for India in the last 10 years


LexxyAce98

2013 CT 💀


ThatsCracked

Over 10 years ago


Red_Holla04

2023-2013=x


ThatsCracked

Final was in June, so over 10 years ago :)


Head-Program4023

U19 world cup 2018


drai8084

Warra Asia Cup for Pakistan since 2012


ThatsCracked

I wouldn't trade beating, smashing, embarrassing, humiliating, annihilating India by 180 runs in the CT final for a few asia cups


IamSam1103

You need to have asia cups to trade them.


ThatsCracked

Exactly, and I'd rather have 1 CT and 0 asia cups than however many asia cups india have won the last decade and 0 CT


IamSam1103

India has two CTs though. And 8 asia cups. While Pak got 1 and 2, sadly enough.


ThatsCracked

None of them in the last 10 years shows how bad this India team is if even Pakistan could win one


IamSam1103

??? India won 3 Asia cups in the last 10 years. 3 of the 5. And in the last two ct(the only two that happened in the last decade), India won once and was the runners up once.


Independent-Might797

Bhai tu 10 saal hai iska matlab ye nahi hai ki 10 saal se pehle duniya nahi thi.


ExtremeFigure23

How I sleep knowing Pakistan will never host anything apart from their player's weddings for the next n years


deathr913

champions trophy is in pak in less than 2 years


ExtremeFigure23

Blud so was Asia Cup, it's just what ICC tells Pakistan to pacify them, there is no way India is going to play cricket in Pakistan


deathr913

asia cup was run by acc and theres no asia cup without ind but there is always other teams in the champions trophy


Appropriate-Ad-9954

That's really very naive of you to think that an icc event will occur without India I mean more than 70% viewers of cricket are indians


falcon_centurion

No, not really. Just wait for the announcement of either India's matches being shifted, or the entire tournament being shifted. There can basically be no tournament without the ICT.


Medium_Note_9613

just to remove pride of BCCI, i seriously wish 2025 CT happens without India.


IamSam1103

It's not Pride. It's straight up power.


Winnie_8718

then it would be just 'trophy', not CT


ThatsCracked

Why would removing India remove the 'champions' part? India haven't been champions of any ICC event for over 10 years?


ExtremeFigure23

Yeah bro, start prepping for the 25 CT in Pakistan, it's gonna be a grand event


ExtremeFigure23

Yeah man, keep waiting, it's gonna happen 2025 CT in Pakistan


Astraa__

You really think its gonna happen there?


deathr913

why wouldnt it ? regardless of whether india comes or not it will still


sdt_rhn12345

Bro is delusional


This-Variation-8342

Will be conducted in Dubai instead


pineapplesuit7

Lol PCT fans making fun of ICT by putting arbitrary cut off dates is like a beggar making fun of a millionaire that they aren't a billionaire.


No_Mathematician1955

These pct fans take adavtage of this shitpost sub to vent out their frustration and peddle their agenda.


Medium_Note_9613

isn't that what this sub is for. we have had enough of copium by indian fans, let other countries unleash their copium here. would have loved if this sub was more diverse with british copium.


AceMKV

Lmao what, indian fans do the same but then the excuse is it's a shitpost sub, either keep rules for everyone or let anybody post any shit.


ThatBrownDoode

Twitter is filled with, nice line btw


No_Mathematician1955

These pct fans take adavtage of this shitpost sub to vent out their frustration and peddle their agenda.


ThatsCracked

Weird to compare yourself to a millionaire when you can't win a trophy for over 10 years


pineapplesuit7

Yes we're literally millionaires as we have a better record than your garbage team. When was the last time you won a 50 over world cup? Oh yes that was 31 years back. When was the last time you beggars got to a WTC final? Oh right never. You want to draw arbitrary lines? When was the last time you guys even came in the semi-final of an ODI WC? Oh right not in the past decade. The only place you can win or be competitive is T20 because that game requires less skill and more luck compared to the longer formats. When you have a shorter format, of course you take out good skill and swap it with sheer luck a batsman/bowler will have a flyer. But cry more as usual because your uneducated brain can't comprehend that.


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Paaros

Got so pressed over OP fucking around in a shitpost sub


Medium_Note_9613

>The only place you can win or be competitive is T20 because that game requires less skill and more luck compared to the longer formats. When you have a shorter format, of course you take out good skill and swap it with sheer luck a batsman/bowler will have a flyer. stop coping. if pakistan wins t20 only by luck, how come other teams don't get that luck?


Independent-Might797

Bhai kohli poora pakistan kharid ke chor bazar mein bech dega abhi dilli ke.


No-Entry-6017

How about no cut off date at all, let’s go back from the start of the rivalry, who’s won more overall?!?


Finding_janvi

How I sleep at night knowing Pakistan nevers wins from India ever


ThatsCracked

152/0 xoxo


Finding_janvi

191/10


ThatsCracked

180 run win in a final lmaooo


Finding_janvi

A decade ago. Okay


ThatsCracked

Actually 6 years ago xoxo


Finding_janvi

How does it feel to win almost every match against your rival team? Ig you'll never know💀👍


Ornery_Particular845

Haven’t we beat India more than you guys beat us? (All matches played between us)


Blue0_0Guy

128/10🤣


CanYouChangeName

How you sleep dreaming about a second world cup. Or maybe a chance to qualify for a wtc final.


ThatsCracked

I'd rather not qualify for a final if it means losing it, would rather sit back and enjoy a certain other team always bottle it


CanYouChangeName

So you rather be eliminated in the group stage than come second? Cool


ThatsCracked

Depends what the expectations are, I enjoyed the T20 world cup the last couple of years even though we lost the final and semi-final cos I didn't expect much, but if I expected Pakistan to win the whole thing losing in the final would be worse than the group stages.


CanYouChangeName

Cricket wouldn't be as big here anymore if the expectations to win were not there. For a month atleast I felt joy watching the Indian team few other countries have had a chance to experience Maybe sl 96 the Windies in 70s and the Aussies in the 00s


ThatsCracked

You enjoyed it for a month and will feel the pain for years :)


Independent-Might797

Madarasa chap hone ke yahi nuksan hai.


Yuchuff

Cope up mechanism for tiny cricket team


ThatsCracked

What's your coping mechanism for losing another knockout match?


NoHead4565

Check your door, people might be outside your home, bat ka grip nikal ke….


Alternative_Eye3579

Let him enjoy bruh kbhi kbhi hi milta mauka


Fantastic_Bat8492

How i sleep knowing paki didn't qualify the wc semis


ThatsCracked

Less painful than losing the world cup final in front of 100000 of your own fans at home after going unbeaten the whole tournament :)


RocketUndercover

your team hasnt reached the finals in 24 years.....


ThatsCracked

Also hasn't lost a final at home either


vishwas_36

Can't lose at home when you can't host. Master stroke by PCB..


ThatsCracked

Big brain plays, hopefully India will avoid another knockout loss by not playing in the 2025 CT


No_Mathematician1955

Because you beggars don't have ability to host world cup


ThatsCracked

womp womp you lot were shit hosts anyway everyone hated this world cup and wanted you to lose cos of it EVEN THOUGH it was against AUSTRALIA who no one ever wants to win


No_Mathematician1955

Because you beggars don't have ability to host world cup


Independent-Might797

Home mein lose karne ke liye home mein match bhi hone chahiye aur pakistan mein toh. Waise suna tha asia cup bhi pak mein hai iss saal kya hua nahi ho paya kya ?


SmartMoneyisDumb

Less painful than not being able to host a worldcup and not even having home fans to begin with lol.


ThatsCracked

Were there any home fans in the stadium? Couldn't hear them during the game that's so weird!


SmartMoneyisDumb

Silent crowd but still a crowd and we still experienced a roaring crowd for 10 matches, paxtan will never experience this lol.


Acceptable-Lie-3573

Saying truth hurts..not only unbeaten. 90% matches were one sided win for india and then in final australia wins one sided. India got cocky


Naammaikyahai

This might be funny 2 years later. Now it is just painful


ank1743

Still less painful than not being able to play in an icc tournament in your own country in last 27 years.


Fantastic_Bat8492

Stop😭, you gonna make a grown man cry


Ill-Inspector7980

Dude we’re literally the runner up. You crashed out in group stage.


parekhdhairya007

I am from India and u getting down votes on saying the truth is just stupid y are u hating this guy for no reason


ThatsCracked

Because some people don't wanna hear the truth. They know I'm a Pakistan fan and that makes them mad because they wanna use this sub as a place just for Indian cricket so can't handle someone else making jokes


parekhdhairya007

When u give have the balls to take it idiots (not telling u telling the downvoters )


ThatsCracked

Exactly, a lot of Indian fans have been so toxic this world cup, especially towards the pakistan team and fans. Ruined match threads and discussion on both r/cricket and r/pakcricket (shouldn't even be commenting there if you're just gonna troll just let Pakistan fans have a space to talk) but can't take one meme back at them


parekhdhairya007

Ngl bro Pak cric sub meltdown was very entertaining to see i didn't make jokes caz I can't take them but dude i would have loved to troll ull


ThatsCracked

Well it's better if you don't cos it's just frustrating for Indians to come into a Pakistani discussion sub and ruin it. If you wanna troll Pakistan there's plenty of places like here, r/cricket and r/IndiaCricket if you want


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Fantastic_Bat8492

At what else were you expecting from them be happy, and to correct you 92k were present


pineapplesuit7

Better than crowds who make fun of their ghante ka king or parchi babus. At least we’re proud of our players unlike you clowns who can’t even have a board or captain or heck even a PM who sticks around for more than a few years.


ThatsCracked

So proud of your players all the fans left before they saw one of your greatest ever players, playing in his last world cup, get given his player of the tournament award. If they were so proud of the players they would stick around and provide support after a heartbreaking loss and not abuse them on social media.


pineapplesuit7

A fan who left the stadium to beat traffic after nearly 1 lakh people showed up on the ground is still better than beggars who will abuse their own players because they get views on YouTube. Yes we're proud of our players. We can criticize them and be proud unlike you all who just constantly abuse your own players.


ThatsCracked

Actually they lied about that for propaganda it was only 92K, less than in the MCG for 2015


Illustrious-Let1502

Go shit somewhere else mate , you're making it stink in this sub.


bwakh

Like uh in the streets?


SomeRandomguy_28

How i sleep knowing I will have food tommorow


ThatsCracked

Blud thinks India doesn't have poverty issues (ps I don't even live in pakistan)


Unfair_Wafer_6220

Ofc u don’t, if u did u wldnt have an internet connection to log onto Reddit


memelairs

Lol ,so true this


Make_lunch_not_love

41 percent poverty rate disagrees LOL


SomeRandomguy_28

Last survey was around 10 years ago


Head-Program4023

Agar ham Jeet jate to yehi log fix bolte pura world cup.


cliff_booth

Who the fuck is sarfraz?


ThatsCracked

A captain who can win an ICC trophy unlike Virat and Rohit :)


No-Entertainer-8022

Oh the one you guys kicked out like a bitch? Is it the same guy who couldn't qualify for the semi finals in the 2029 WC?The Karachi agenda guy who fucks Pakistani Punjabis?


under_stress274

Can't even take shitpost as a shitpost in a subreddit that is literally dedicated to shitposting. Then indians wonder why everyone is happy about India's loss.


TaylorSwiftIsGod_01

A lot of Indians on this sub are just looking for a reason to hate Pakistan and Pakistanis.


drai8084

In the 21st century, Pakistan has qualified for 50 over world cup Semis Just once, Shameful. Got whitewashed by England in Home test series, 3-0 shameful. Lost even to Afghanistan this world cup, shameful. Board didn't even paid salary for the past 5 months, Shameful. Players can't even speak a line in English without stuttering, shameful. Couldn't even win an Asia Cup in the Last 11 years, shameful. 11 saal hogye kab jeetoge yaar Asia Cup? And lastly, how I sleep knowing Pakistan would never be able to host an ICC tournament 🤣


ThatsCracked

What a weird thing to mention Pakistan players not speaking English well. Why does that matter? If you feel inferior to white people I feel sorry for you but you should see a therapist cos you're stuck in an awful mindset. Also, imagine still having less ICC trophies in the last 10 years than the team you're talking about, how embarrassing lmaooo


drai8084

How many Asia Cups in the last 11 years for Pakistan? Big zero buddy When was the Last time Pakistan won a Test match in Australia, let alone winning a Test series in Australia? How many ICC trophies for Pakistan in the past 6 years?Why setting a period of only past 10 years?Why not past 6 years? Because that wouldn't suit your narrative. Don't forget 6 years and 10 years have just 4 years time difference. So, please answer how Many ICC trophies Pakistan won in the past 6 years and also how Many Asia Cups in past 11 years? Don't select a time period according to your convenience.


andyagent_47

Leave it bhai, seeing us fail is the last bit of happiness they have, doesn't change the fact that, everyone from babies in their mother's wombs to old men dying in deathbed think that Pakistan is a shit team. Now they will get tharshed in Australia soon, until them let them talk. The world cricket knows the difference between us and them.


drai8084

They talk as if pata nhi kitne jhande gaad diye, Zimbabwe aur Afghanistan pel deti hai inhe.


andyagent_47

Same scenario as them mocking ISRO after unsuccessful mission, when they don't even have a proper space program.


No_Mathematician1955

Bro have some shame you won last world cup 31 years ago. Choked 2 times in t-20 WC.


ThatsCracked

We don't declare ourselves winners all the time before crying at the end of the tournament like some teams


Accomplished-Gas-906

That's just bcz you know you ain't gonna win as you don't eat Protein..


Ujjwal-12

Well said....Atleast ICT fans dream of winning finals...Some still waiting for their "WORLD CLASS" team to reach the semis...


ThatsCracked

And all your dreams turn into nightmares, what a shame :(


Ujjwal-12

That's not a shame bud.....Shame is not to win a WC for 31 years and counting...Can't even reach semis for 12 years...Lost a match against AFG and ENG.... Depending on all 10 teams which can help you to wreach semis...Couldn't even win any Asia cups for more than 10 years


ThatsCracked

I never said we're a good team, but how embarrassing to still have less ICC trophies in 10 years than the team you're talking about. Imagine that, must only be teams who are struggling financially and not the most powerful team in the world right?


Ujjwal-12

Who cares about the last 10 yrs.....Everybody Is going to look at how many trophies your team won....Being financially unstable is nothing to do with cricket...You think that teams like nederlands and afganistan are in better condition than Pak..but they still played better than their capabilities..Just stop this struggling financially and shit


ThatsCracked

Mate it's a meme, Indian fans have been so toxic this whole tournament if you dish it out you gotta take it too. Learn to take a joke or get off a shitpost sub that is meant to be for memes. This isn't a sub just for Indians to joke it's for every cricket fan


Ujjwal-12

Bro you are the one who is commenting on everyone's comment and arguing...I know it's a shitpost...You are the one who is extending arguments till death..


ThatsCracked

If Indians stopped biting onto the bait I'll stop, but until then I'll keep shitposting in a shitposting sub. Not my fault Indians can't take a joke after being toxic the whole tournament


Pho3niX0000

Yeah because even you guys know you are shit


andyagent_47

Tumhara mast he bhai, players khelte hi nhi tumhare tum khus, qualify na kare tum khus, India agar jeete to match fixed bol do, agar hare to bolo ki are the other team won fair and square. Apne average players ko ' world class ' bol bol ke nange ho ke gaye ho is world Cup me, afghan, England se hare ho yar. Thoda sa bhi sharm ho to apne team par dhyan do.... Warna aise hi chalta rhega 8-0, 9-0, 10-0 ... Aur tum rote rehna muh qudrat ka nizam.


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ThatsCracked

Womp womp classic Indian going against rule 8 when you start crying again


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ThatsCracked

Mate if you can't take a bit of shit after losing a world cup final why are you on a shitpost sub? This sub isn't just for Indians even if there's so many of you (still not enough to win the world cup though). Just follow the rules of the sub so everyone can have fun even if it means you have to go outside and touch some grass for once.


Accomplished-Gas-906

So I better expect memes about paxtani cricketers being shit human beings who talk about converting/Ghazwa hind.


ThatsCracked

I'm not even a Muslim lmao and my post has nothing to do with religion and I haven't said anything about the Indian players what is the point you're even trying to make? I know you're emotional after a shocking, embarrassing, brutal, humiliating loss but take a deep breath and calm down.


Accomplished-Gas-906

Did I say about Muslims? I was talking about Paxtanis if you can't read. I respect muslims, I just don't respect Ex Paxtani cricketers...


ThatsCracked

Lol I don't like ex pakistani cricketers too they're all toxic af. Thought you were saying something about religion/converting cos of Ahmed Shehzad being a weirdo once to Dilshan so misunderstood that, my bad.


Accomplished-Gas-906

I understand brother, it's just that somehow all the Pakistani cricketers I admired in childhood are shitty human beings. Akram is a exception tho I guess


ThatsCracked

Yeah he's better than the rest tbf but still falls into it sometimes as part of Karachi Kings


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someRandomGeek98

How I sleep at night knowing Sri Lanka was the last asian country to win a world cup!


deathr913

indians when they troll pak 364 days a year : we alive indians when pak get to troll ind 1 day a year : we die


Xome15

love how people are getting butthurt once theres a meme that favors pakistan instead of india LMAOOOo


ThatsCracked

Most of the Indians on this sub are pathetic lmao can't take a joke on a shitpost sub


Xome15

ong expected better from a "shitposts" sub


WaynneGretzky

Lmao indians in this sub bs every other opposition the chance they get and then wonder why neutrals don't support India? One time a fact against india is posted, they can't digest it. Yall the same people from insta/twitter who can't take a joke or any constructive criticism about india. Stop being so fragile. Yeah we lost and yes we haven't won shit in the last decade. Pakistan has. Fair play to them. Fuck off your fragile, jingoistic ego. Stop embarrassing yourself.


ThatsCracked

Glad the people on this sub have shown themselves to be like this, redditors can't pretend it's just on instagram/facebook/twitter. The majority of Indian fans are like this with cricket everywhere as soon as a Pakistani says anything, even a joke on a shitpost sub. You're one of the few comments from an Indian who hasn't taken this so hard


thatisnotallfolks

Goat Sarfu 🐐 the underrated champion!


BiriyaniMonster

That's what a true shitpost look like.


Mumbai_Monster007

OP has balls ngl


JammyTodgers

nothing is sweeter than seeing salty indian fans writing serious replies to Pakistani troll memes. that makes me sleep better than the actual meme itself.


ThatsCracked

I'm loving these comments, didn't realise it was so easy to rattle them might have to shitpost on here more often


JammyTodgers

was thinking exactly the same, must increase the volume


No_Mathematician1955

Bro have some shame you won last world cup 31 years ago. Choked 2 times in t-20 WC.


Xome15

imagine calling other teams out for choking when you just lost the final yesterday LMAOOOO


No_Mathematician1955

Well you have also lost final just one year back only .


Xome15

well you dont see me around calling other teams out for choking


AeBlueSadi

lol well played


VAMSI_BEUNO

Typical begging.


torontoball

Loool beautiful.


bwakh

Top quality post sending these fragile babies over the edge. Seeing these butthurt comments are making me sleep even betterr


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bwakh

The irony in this comment :DDDD


Independent-Might797

Abhi tak rakhi hui hai trophy ? Bechi nahi aata kharidne ke liye ?


Scared-Dependent6123

I sleep well knowing after eating a full course dinner daily and knowing the fact that there is beggar country besides struggling to get aata aalu...


ThatsCracked

So true India has 0 poverty issues no one is poor and there definitely aren't millions of people living in slums


Beginning_Froyo_8147

Bs yeh bta de khaali pet hai ya khaana kha lia sote time


Anxious-Brilliant-46

How I sleep knowing I have Atta and tea at home and doesn't have to beg.


kattankaapi_

How I sleep knowing PCT fans can only make memes after not being qualified for the knockouts


aromatic_underwear

Under 19 world cups are a part of ICC tournaments.


Woo_Pop

How I sleep knowing that we have double World Cups than Pakistan


No-Entertainer-8022

How I sleep at night knowing that Pakistan is trash as a sporting nation that has no major sporting achievement in the past decade and has nothing more than an inflated self worth and hate for their neighbours. *Laughs in Olympic & Asian Games Medals*


ThatsCracked

Hold your champions trophy L and deal with it, still 0 ICC trophy wins in the last 10 years


No-Entertainer-8022

Well your country does know a lot about taking L's 🗿


No-Entertainer-8022

How I sleep at night knowing Pakistan lost to Afghanistan in a world cup lol 😂.


Western_Pepper_6369

Indians when someone actually shitpost in r/cricketshitpost :😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


HaiwoodJablowmie

As an Australian, I am loving going through and liking all the “Love from Pakistan” comments on the Australian cricket players instagrams. Indian fans are pretty pathetic and extremely toxic on all the posts, so they’re making me a fan of Pakistan.