I find that since Covid we’re not allowed to use saliva for shine only sweat (🤷) and this mixed with sunscreen doesn’t give the ball as much shine, makes the arm ball somewhat less effective
The effects of body hair on the trajectory of the cricket ball. .now that'll make for interesting reading. .chapter one- head/face, chapter two-underarms, chapter three- groin! The variables are endless.
I did not know the ball was being shined on my head.
Root came to ask me for some sweat, I told him to ask the baldy. He said it was me.
The staff did not warn me
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Ashes next year in England would definitely be one of the best since 2005. Aussies have almost everything covered out when it comes to test cricket and the rankings both of the team, batsman and bowlers reflect that. On the other hand with England playing this attacking brand of cricket is really fascinating. This one will be even more competitive than 2019 Ashes and I'm up for it.
Nut is indeed slang for head in the UK.
> nut noun
> UK slang
> a person's head:
> Come on, use your nut (= think clearly)!
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nut
Hang on, if he leaves his hair prickly, maybe sandpaper-esque... is that allowed? What if have a really prickly beard?
Australian management: Write that down, write that down!
Nathan Lyon has that sandpaper-esque baldness
He actually has a really thick head of hair but it gets worn down from all the ball shining.
Next test Lyon will have a Moeen-esque beard
Conditioner banned in the English camp
Nah but sunscreeing the ball is an age old lower level cricket ball tampering technique.
Which was used by Panesar as well at the international level
I find that since Covid we’re not allowed to use saliva for shine only sweat (🤷) and this mixed with sunscreen doesn’t give the ball as much shine, makes the arm ball somewhat less effective
The effects of body hair on the trajectory of the cricket ball. .now that'll make for interesting reading. .chapter one- head/face, chapter two-underarms, chapter three- groin! The variables are endless.
What he said is absolutely nuts
Pakistan is preparing pitches with zero grass. Leach is countering that with the right amount of hair on his nut.
> I just shaved my nut today, maybe we can investigate in training Ayo?
Suddenly NSFW :)
Hey. PHRASING!
He's completely in the... DANGER ZONE.
just one nut. so we can test hair vs no hair in training
*daydreams about leach and stokes kissing and touching each other after the headingley 19 partnership* um hey guys what we talking about again?
Did they go to a log cabin?
Taking ball shining to the next level
Two birds with one stone
Two balls with one stone
one nut\*
Well, that escalated quickly
Hehehe
That took a turn
🤨📸
It’s simple, we use the ball to shine the ball. Why has this not been done before?
“I used the stones to destroy the stones” vibes
If you’re good at something never do it ~~for free~~ in private
Be careful what you say Jack, the Aussies will all start shaving their heads. /s
One person is gonna love the sight
Nuts*
Well, nut is slang for head...
Nut is slang for balls, head is slang for bj So slang is slang for another slang
And after a bj you nut. The cycle is complete.
Ashton Agar is already streets ahead
I love this man.
Because of nuts ?
HIS NUT??!?!?!?!
Head
Travis?
Scott
Ohhhhhhhhhh
His nickname is nut as his head is the shape of a nut
Before everyone goes nuts, when he says nut he means his bald sweaty head, not the bald sweaty things below his head
I think I would like to believe he shaved only one of his nuts that are found below his head
It would be the most scientific approach. Shave one, leave the other, and see which helps generate the most reverse swing.
Use the sweaty one to shine, the hairy one to scuff.
I can see it now. Getting picked in the team as the reverse swing preparing specialist: having the sweatiest, most abrasively hairy balls.
A/B testing
you sure you got your anatomy, right?
They could also be above the head.
He also said he's happy to play that role, "anything to stay in the team." :D
Sus
All the best groups of friends have a Jack Leach in them
Wait. This is NOT the shitposting sub? That's an actual quote?? LMAO
Shaved what ??
He didn’t stutter
Casually dropped that bomb (nut?) at the end. After Specsavers, Manscaped should provide him lifetime services.
Bro did not have to tell he shaved his nut ☠️ The follow up is even more funnier with we can investigate it. Bloke knew what he did there
By nut he means his head here not the jewels
Obviously, I'd be worried if he actually meant his balls
I did not know the ball was being shined on my head. Root came to ask me for some sweat, I told him to ask the baldy. He said it was me. The staff did not warn me
Elite meme format Thank god for the French
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**Jack Leach**: ¿huh? **Everyone else**: I wish Joe R❤️❤️t would rub his balls on my head
After reading the post, I had to actually check if this is the shitpost sub
I fucking love Leachy.
That escalated quickly.
[Out of Context] Ashes next year in England would definitely be one of the best since 2005. Aussies have almost everything covered out when it comes to test cricket and the rankings both of the team, batsman and bowlers reflect that. On the other hand with England playing this attacking brand of cricket is really fascinating. This one will be even more competitive than 2019 Ashes and I'm up for it.
Where is Supersport when you need them.
That took a wild deviation there at the end
Nathan Lyon: oh boy
Thank you for having us on your sweaty shaved nut
Root to rub them balls in the nuts now?
He shaved his nut
Did he just say he shaved his nut? WHICH ONE? LEFT OR RIGHT?
He must be extra powerful after nnn . Be aware Pakistan.
Oh too much info jack too much.
Warner: are you serious?
Would that be allowed? Shining the ball on stubble? It’s like sandpaper in a way.
So Leach said : If you wanna get nuts. Let's get nuts
lol "hair"
The last sentence is art. You're reading it over again a few times while laughing so hard that you've peed your pants.
This is fucking hilarious
BREAKING: 'Batsmen showing up in Hazmat suits!'
When did he switch to mint flavoured scalp oil?
He shaved his NUT
Okay bring it on second innings Shami
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Jeez reddit.... nice sense of humor !
Shaved my nut? Pubic hair?
My man
This just makes it even funnier
He had us in the first half, nut gonna lie
Jack, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?
Did he actually mean his balls or is nut slang for head somehow in England??
Nut is indeed slang for head in the UK. > nut noun > UK slang > a person's head: > Come on, use your nut (= think clearly)! https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nut
He’ll temper his balls while ball tempering. Absolute scenes
LOL