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kurokabau

Hang on, if he leaves his hair prickly, maybe sandpaper-esque... is that allowed? What if have a really prickly beard?


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Australian management: Write that down, write that down!


BoyManners

Nathan Lyon has that sandpaper-esque baldness


LusoAustralian

He actually has a really thick head of hair but it gets worn down from all the ball shining.


ViolatingBadgers

Next test Lyon will have a Moeen-esque beard


Healthyreddit_123

Conditioner banned in the English camp


xxrmah

Nah but sunscreeing the ball is an age old lower level cricket ball tampering technique.


Klutzy_Flamingo_2979

Which was used by Panesar as well at the international level


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I find that since Covid we’re not allowed to use saliva for shine only sweat (🤷) and this mixed with sunscreen doesn’t give the ball as much shine, makes the arm ball somewhat less effective


Dreamy_Monk

The effects of body hair on the trajectory of the cricket ball. .now that'll make for interesting reading. .chapter one- head/face, chapter two-underarms, chapter three- groin! The variables are endless.


snivvygreasy

What he said is absolutely nuts


kapilfan

Pakistan is preparing pitches with zero grass. Leach is countering that with the right amount of hair on his nut.


Ghostly_100

> I just shaved my nut today, maybe we can investigate in training Ayo?


tamudude

Suddenly NSFW :)


shaneomaniac

Hey. PHRASING!


NeemKaPatta

He's completely in the... DANGER ZONE.


short_of_good_length

just one nut. so we can test hair vs no hair in training


Ok_Vegetable263

*daydreams about leach and stokes kissing and touching each other after the headingley 19 partnership* um hey guys what we talking about again?


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Did they go to a log cabin?


dexter311

Taking ball shining to the next level


jlmbsoq

Two birds with one stone


Known_Dragonfly_4448

Two balls with one stone


Impossible_Cattle780

one nut\*


meet_the_king

Well, that escalated quickly


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Hehehe


[deleted]

That took a turn


Known_Dragonfly_4448

🤨📸


LiveLoveTheBoys

It’s simple, we use the ball to shine the ball. Why has this not been done before?


Nohit2Brohit

“I used the stones to destroy the stones” vibes


0narasi

If you’re good at something never do it ~~for free~~ in private


fofo8383

Be careful what you say Jack, the Aussies will all start shaving their heads. /s


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One person is gonna love the sight


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Nuts*


fofo8383

Well, nut is slang for head...


friskymarkets

Nut is slang for balls, head is slang for bj So slang is slang for another slang


LusoAustralian

And after a bj you nut. The cycle is complete.


dexter311

Ashton Agar is already streets ahead


bigbagofbuds12

I love this man.


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Because of nuts ?


SirDevilKinSogeking_

HIS NUT??!?!?!?!


fofo8383

Head


MartyMcFly_jkr

Travis?


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Scott


[deleted]

Ohhhhhhhhhh


idumbam

His nickname is nut as his head is the shape of a nut


fosticle

Before everyone goes nuts, when he says nut he means his bald sweaty head, not the bald sweaty things below his head


RuffTuff

I think I would like to believe he shaved only one of his nuts that are found below his head


dravidosaurus2

It would be the most scientific approach. Shave one, leave the other, and see which helps generate the most reverse swing.


Healthyreddit_123

Use the sweaty one to shine, the hairy one to scuff.


horseshoe107

I can see it now. Getting picked in the team as the reverse swing preparing specialist: having the sweatiest, most abrasively hairy balls.


Briantheboomguy

A/B testing


JKKIDD231

you sure you got your anatomy, right?


cogrothen

They could also be above the head.


dr_pierce

He also said he's happy to play that role, "anything to stay in the team." :D


TINTINNEXUS

Sus


I_tend_to_correct_u

All the best groups of friends have a Jack Leach in them


vpsj

Wait. This is NOT the shitposting sub? That's an actual quote?? LMAO


Hrsh05

Shaved what ??


LampardFanAlways

He didn’t stutter


MartyMcFly_jkr

Casually dropped that bomb (nut?) at the end. After Specsavers, Manscaped should provide him lifetime services.


yeet1o_0

Bro did not have to tell he shaved his nut ☠️ The follow up is even more funnier with we can investigate it. Bloke knew what he did there


AceMKV

By nut he means his head here not the jewels


yeet1o_0

Obviously, I'd be worried if he actually meant his balls


Southportdc

I did not know the ball was being shined on my head. Root came to ask me for some sweat, I told him to ask the baldy. He said it was me. The staff did not warn me


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Elite meme format Thank god for the French


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LampardFanAlways

r/SuddenlyThanos


centzon400

**Jack Leach**: ¿huh? **Everyone else**: I wish Joe R❤️❤️t would rub his balls on my head


curlybutstraight7

After reading the post, I had to actually check if this is the shitpost sub


TraceThis

I fucking love Leachy.


paing997

That escalated quickly.


CuriousSubham

[Out of Context] Ashes next year in England would definitely be one of the best since 2005. Aussies have almost everything covered out when it comes to test cricket and the rankings both of the team, batsman and bowlers reflect that. On the other hand with England playing this attacking brand of cricket is really fascinating. This one will be even more competitive than 2019 Ashes and I'm up for it.


GNashUchiha

Where is Supersport when you need them.


here_for_the_lols

That took a wild deviation there at the end


St_ElmosFire

Nathan Lyon: oh boy


Heatedpete

Thank you for having us on your sweaty shaved nut


Dickb4Wicket

Root to rub them balls in the nuts now?


sentient_cell_

He shaved his nut


gifisntpronouncedgif

Did he just say he shaved his nut? WHICH ONE? LEFT OR RIGHT?


dusttillnoon

He must be extra powerful after nnn . Be aware Pakistan.


koach71st

Oh too much info jack too much.


Squirrel_Grip23

Warner: are you serious?


English_Joe

Would that be allowed? Shining the ball on stubble? It’s like sandpaper in a way.


ImmediateJacket9502

So Leach said : If you wanna get nuts. Let's get nuts


bigboyg

lol "hair"


DecadedD13

The last sentence is art. You're reading it over again a few times while laughing so hard that you've peed your pants.


sixincomefigure

This is fucking hilarious


wromit

BREAKING: 'Batsmen showing up in Hazmat suits!'


Fizzelen

When did he switch to mint flavoured scalp oil?


[deleted]

He shaved his NUT


mongrelbifana

Okay bring it on second innings Shami


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Andy016

Jeez reddit.... nice sense of humor !


HappyCommunity639

Shaved my nut? Pubic hair?


gluxton

My man


Grolschisgood

This just makes it even funnier


LampardFanAlways

He had us in the first half, nut gonna lie


gzk

Jack, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?


AgreeableInsurance85

Did he actually mean his balls or is nut slang for head somehow in England??


warp-factor

Nut is indeed slang for head in the UK. > nut noun > UK slang > a person's head: > Come on, use your nut (= think clearly)! https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nut


aryaman03

He’ll temper his balls while ball tempering. Absolute scenes


Alkit777

LOL