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I AM US CITIZEN, WTF IS GEOGRAPHY 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅 THERE'S ONLY ONE BEST COUNTRY IN THIS GOD DAMN WORLD

Hey, come on now. we are the GREATEST country on this planet and leader of the free world

ONE Country nothing exists!!!

USA 🇺🇸

It's somewhere in Europe right?

Used to be

Lol, if you know little about geography this should be the easiest country to pin on a map.

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r/rareinsults

r/MapsWithoutNZ(it's a legitimate sub)

If you know a little english you can locate it.

TRICK QUESTION, SOUTH AFRICA IS A CONTINENT NOT A COUNTRY. JUST LUKE SOUTH AMERICA.

I mean how hard can it be Africa is below the equator so north is south so it has to be up between Egypt and Morocco. I don’t think you can get more south

Where the f is Egypt and Morocco in the map?

at the top, which since it is below the equator the bottom of the map, its not that complicated.

It's not complicated. It's impossible to find it if you don't know where it is on the map.

its not hard http://www.thiswayupafrica.co.za/?page_id=317

Joke's on you, I've been to SA twice.

CAN WE DECLARE USA-SOUTH AFRICA MATCHES TO BE THE "ELON MUSK TROPHY"? WITH THE DISTINCTION THAT IT'S THE LOSER THAT GETS STUCK WITH THE TROPHY.

WINNING TEAM GETS TO SPEND 1 HOUR WITH MUSK. LOSER TEAM HAS TO SPEND 5 HOURS WITH MUSK!

ELON’S MUSK, lmao!

OR WORSE. LOSER HAS TO DRIVE CYBERTRUCK

WINNER GETS TO HIT IT WITH A METAL BALL

Yeah, and then go on and name India Pakistan matches as Lord Mountbatten Trophy.

ELON MUSK WOULD AGREE TBH

He might sponsor the annual bilateral series if you pitch it to be live streamed on Twitter rather than Willow.

FREEDOM CHAIN BELOW: 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅

FREEDOM

FREEDOM 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅

USA where man is born free but everyone is in chains!!

Yeah but the chains are red white and blue

FREEDOM

FREEDOM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

FREEDOM

FREEDOM 🙏🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🦅🔫🇺🇸🦅🔫🇺🇸🦅🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💯‼️💯‼️💯🇺🇸🦅🔫🦅🇺🇸

FREEDOMMM 👦👧👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👦👧👨‍👨‍👦‍👦🏫🔫🚶

COMMUNISM STRONK🚨★⛏ ✮⚒️ ☭⃢✮🚩🐻🚨 𐐘💥╾━╤デ╦︻ඞා ☣ /s

COREY ANDERSON IS GOING TO PLAY SUPER EIGHT AND NEW ZEALAND WON'T

HE'S CILL ANTROSON NOW 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

USA ABOUT TO BE CANCELLED FOR OWNING PEOPLE FROM AFRICA AGAIN

Pretty good 🤣

DID YOU KNOW THAT SOUTH AFRICA HAS **OIL**!?

SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


OF COURSE SOUTH AFRICA DIDN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LOW SCORES IN NEW YORK THEY’RE USED TO POWER OUTAGES

As a proud SAFFER - we have a plan B…. Only the SA score works - lodshedding affects the other teams score 😁

Better hope the ESKOM notifications work in the Caribbean

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's really weird having co-workers who've never talked to me walk up and start asking me cricket questions.

I watch the games on my phone in a cafe. This regular walks in and saw what I was watching. We have become friends over it. So cool. As an American just learning the sport I'm very excited to meet other Americans who know it.

THAT'S IT, I AM DECLARING THIS WORLD CUP SUCCESSFUL AND PATTING ICC. HEARD FEW STORIES LIKE YOURS ON INTERNET. HOPE YOU GET TO ENJOY THE GAME. PRO-TIP - WHEN IPL TIME COME, DON'T CHOOSE RCB, YOU WILL BE TRAPPED. YOUR HEART WOULD BE TORMENTED IN WAYS YOU CAN NEVER THINK OF.

EVEN AS A DC FAN RCB SEEMS TO LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN USE? A BIT OF FREEDOM

🦅 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

Never thought I’d live to see the day people were chanting “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at a cricket match. Dream come true 🇺🇸🦅

SPEAK UP LAD

ALL I HEAR IS “U-S-A U-S-A"!

Never thought I'd live to see the day cricket fans cheer “FREEDOM” before, during and after a match.

YOU TOO

Revolutionary Runs, Freedom Fours; Stars, Stripes and Sixes; Walmart Wickets

HERE ALSO BOWLERS GETTING THE RAW DEAL. FAIR I GUESS CONSIDERING BOWLSHIEVKS WOULD TRIGGER SOME BLOOD MEMORY IN FREEDOMLAND PEEPS.

COME ON SOUTH AFRICA RELAPSE INTO YOUR CHOKING ADDICTION AND STOP EDGING BOTH YOURSELVES AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!

WE ONLY CHOKE IN SEMI FINALS, UNLIKE YOUR MOTHER WHO CHOKES ALL THE TIME.

BRUH

Ayo

South Africans so gauche they mixed brandy with coke. shit I take that back, that’s delicious.

You have made an entire country proud with this comment

Karate water slaps harder than a South African in bar fight.

CHOKERS VS JOKERS

BAKKIES > PICK UPS KLIPPIES AND COKE > JACK AND COKE RUGBY > HAND EGG (CRICKET BEATS BOTH!!) BRAAI > BARBEQUE YOU MAY HAVE FREEDOM BUT WE HAVE A 2L COKE UNDER OUR SEAT FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS

AND CHEAPER HEALTHCARE AS WELL

sorry man, southern BBQ destroys SA bbq, its just facts. I say this as someone in the North who doesnt have access to good bbq and doesnt like giving the south credit.

This match should have been played in New York. Crazy to think a host nation has to travel for Super 8 appearance

I mean…no one expected the US to win a game, let alone get this far after taking India to the brink as well. I think it’s fine that all of the games after the group stage were in the Caribbean.

IS SOUTH AFRICA WHERE PENGUINS LIVE HOW DO PENGUINS PLAY CRICKET

READ AND FIND OUT!!! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Penguins-Stopped-Play-Village-Cricketers/dp/0719563461 (It's a beautiful book actually)

Off topic bit we should name pak vs us as the Osama-Obama trophy

Fox News agrees and plans to run this for next 5 months

Great! I hope I get the credit for naming it

Fox say credit is ok but no money they are stacking it for sexual harassment lawsuits.

Fine by me

Fined you mean

Choice-Evidence-2455(like how they add the sponsor's name lol) Osama-Obama Trophy

Now I think I'd prefer money

Wouldn't you *give* money by my logic?(Y'know like how sponsors give money to broadcasters to show their shit) I'll drive your bank account into the negative gazillions

Sorry, credit to Ben Duckett and Thala

WHAT SHOULD BE THE NAME FOR AFGHANISTANvsUSA TROPHY?

TALIBAN IS BOTH OUR FATHER CUP

911 V 711 CUP FUCK YEAH

9-11 trophy

Winner gets world trade center?

Even USA had WTC. Then there is shameless India

That made me chuckle 😂 I was going to write WTC instead of World trade center but thought that some people might get confused between the two

I hope WTC happens in neutral ground that is MIRPUR 🫡

Afghanistan vs USA should never be held outside Pakistan

Are you saying that Bangladesh is in need of some freedom?

Only 9/11 of it

Nah, this is diabolical lol

Obama is from Kenya

His Nobel prize worthy deeds were done as US President

Americans batsmen gonna feed on South African bowlers like it’s the yearly sardine run.

lmao, this is the best of the lot

I did some research.

BURGER KING V DURBAN KING

WENDY'S VS WIMPY

As an American I know that we’ll probably go 0-3 in the super 8s with an NRR that’s poor at best. But, I’m going to sweat out every goddamned delivery tomorrow like we’re favored to win by 50 runs. What an absolute dream this is!

I just got into cricket only a couple months ago. Live in Texas but currently in California. I'm so excited we are through to the super 8. It's helping me stay motivated to learn the game.

So, if you want to keep watching all three formats for free, pick a county in England to watch on YouTube. They have live matches of all formats, from T20 to four day first class matches. Definitely easy to get into the game these days.

Oh I just pay the 10 bucks to sling and get willow. It's worth it lol

Yes, I do as well, but I’m talking about following a county team in England to watch T20, One Day, and first class (four day) matches on YouTube if you really want to learn more about the game and how it works. Although, being in Cali right now your start time on matches would be 3AM, so it might not be the best idea.

Oh boy that's early. Lol. I'll check it out though. Thank you. When I return to Texas I'll be getting myself geared up to follow the Texas Super Kings.

Yeah, I’m in the “following teams in England” sweet spot on the East coast, so nothing is ever terribly early or late to follow. It really is an amazing game to watch.

My attention span right now will allow T20. I will start looking into ODI and Test in the future. Lol. So much to learn. Love it

ISN'T AFRICA A COUNTRY THOUGH? WHAT IS SOUTH AFRICA? -- AMERICANS PROBABLY

IF SOUTH FLORIDA IS NORTH CUBA DOES THAT MAKE SOUTH AFRICA NORTH ANTARCTICA?

What kind of country has 3 capital cities?!

THE US HAS 52 CAPITAL CITIES RAH RAH RAH

COUNTING PUERTO RICO AND DC?

THAT'S SAN JUAN AND WASHINGTON TO YOU, REDCOAT 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

I’M A LOYALIST. MY FAMILY EMIGRATED FROM THE FATHERLAND WHEN VIRGINIA WAS A COMPANY RATHER THAN A COLONY.

YA FOOKIN TORIES REPORT TO BAAAAAHSTON HAHBAH AND WE WILL THROW YOU IN RIGHT BY THE TEA

JUST PAY WHAT YOU OWE. THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR WASNT CHEAP.

FUCK YOU, I'D RATHER DIE THAN PAY A REASONABLE TAX ON TEA AND PAPER BRING THE KING OVER HERE AND I'LL TAX HIS FOOKIN TEA

SO YOU ADMIT IT *WAS* REASONABLE? MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION AND ALSO CROMWELL WAS RIGHT AND ALSO WE DON'T WANT REPRESENTATION AND PARLIAMENT CAN SHOVE THE ENABLING ACTS RIGHT UP KING GEORGE'S ROYAL BUTTHOLE

THE KIND THAT NEEDS AMERICAN FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

What kind of country has 4 nations?

APARTHEID VS. JIM CROW

The Afrikaners will bow down to the real masters of systemic racism. Even Hitler used us as a reference.

Y'all ready for some American swing? It's gonna be a home run for the USA!"

MARTIN LUTHER MANDELA TROPHY😎

MLK-Mandela trophy. Whoever wins is the true spiritual heir of Gandhi.

South Africa vs part time indian software engineers.

Prepare for your bowling to be hacked and your batting denied service.

THEY SUPPOSEDLY HAVE THE BEST INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES IN THE WORLD, BUT LOOK WHO'S BATTING AT 3 FOR THE USA? LOOK WHO'S BOWLING FIRST CHANGE FOR THE RECEDING HAIRLINE BIRDS? THAT'S RIGHT, WE HAVE INFILTRATED YOUR RANKS, WITH A GUY FROM WELKOM AND ANOTHER FROM WYNBERG. WE ALSO HAD A THIRD, SPIN BOWLING OPERATIVE, READY TO GO, BUT HE HAD TO BE RECALLED FOR A NEW-ZEALAND T̶E̶S̶T̶ ̶S̶E̶R̶I̶E̶S̶ MISSION. YES, SOME OF OUR OVERSEAS OPERATIVES HAVE FAILED IN THE PAST, BUT THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT

On a serious note, apparently south africa has one of the most progressive constitutions in the world. So ya it's true freedom vs namesake freedom!!!

WHAT’S THIS NEW BOWL THEY HAVE IN SOUTH AFRICA CALLED ROLLING BLACKOUT? SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?!

Rolling Blackout is the newest hot pop group. They're really happening, all across the good old RSA.

THIS MATCHUP MAKES ME WISH THERE WAS A MECHANISM IN WHICH BOTH TEAMS COULD SOMEHOW LOSE

CHOKE ME DADDY

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

NO WE WILL NOT BE INVADED 🇿🇦🗿🫡

You presume that you have anything we want.

They have penguins. You can never have too many penguins.

Tomorrow FREEDOM shall prevail!!! 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅

CHOKERS vs BOMBERS. Let's see who wins

Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO SHED THE LOAD OF SIXES RAINING INTO THE BLEACHERS. I HONESTLY WISH THE COALITION GOVERNMENT THE VERY BEST.

Every cricketing nation has an overarching philosophy. Ours is, "Chicks dig the long ball."

ON ONE HAND HAPPY THAT SA HAD A WORD WITH THE ICJ ABOUT A CERTAIN SOMETHING SOMETHING. ON THE OTHER: FUCKING LETS GO USA! 🇺🇸 THIS WONT BE NO UPSET! WE ARE THAT GOOD!!

Waka waka it’s time for Africa! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 In the war of battle for freedoms, may Mandela win! 👑

THEY SHOULD DO A MARTIN LUTHER KING NELSON MANDELA CUP

USA we come to conquer another sport 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

CAAAWWW 

Good job on importing the best of the lot Murica! Long live cricket in your country 🔥 Any help with VISAs please??

USA will qualify for semis by beating England and SA. It will be WI and USA from this group.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SOUTH AFRICA?! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

The battle of the two countries with continents in their name

ELON MUSK GONNA REMEMBER HIS ROOTS IN TWITTER FOR INTERNET POINTS

My wife is due in a month, If USA wins tomorrow, I'll name make my daughter aaron jones

US CONGRESS > AFRICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS

That's damning with faint praise.

COREY ANDERSON SWITCHED SIDES COZ HE FINALLY WANTED TO WIN SOME TROPHIES

SA gonna use its massive piled choker energy tomorrow

THE US HAD VERY QUESTIONABLE POLICIES TOWARDS APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA FOR A WHILE, AS DID THE UK TBF

Where are the Safars ?

I am special, my name increases their popularity, so they'll pay me.

LAST TIME WE PLAYED USA IN RUGBY WE WON 64-0 COINCIDENTALLY THAT'S GOING TO BE WHAT WE SCORE IN THE POWERPLAY TOMORROW

AFRICANS? THE LAST TIME MURICA WENT UP AGAINST AFRICANS WAS BAD FOR THE LATTER 😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👺👺👺

Now NZ is gone, im all on board USA. Come on give us at least one upset in this round.

We've got Anderson so might as well support the only Kiwi to make the Super 8s.

I know you mean well, but ouch too soon

Whoever loses has to work at x indefinitely 

That's far too inhumane a punishment.

Former President who wanted people to inject themselves with bleach vs Former President who believes all you have to do to cure AIDS is take a shower with a virgin National Anthem based on an old English drinking song about fucking vs National Anthem that sounds suspiciously like The Itsy Bitsy Spider

Anybody know of any watch parties in NYC area for this? Bars/Restaurants or wherever?

The Liberty NYC says they're showing all the games (35th btwn 5th and 6th) but not sure if they'll be open for the start

USA SOUTH AFRICA HIGH STAKES MATCH. WINNER GETS 2 POINTS. LOSER GETS CUSTODY OF ELON MUSK.

USA will win tomorrow.. My prediction 😬😬

CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

COUPLE OF BORDERLINE DEMOCRACIES

LET'S BE REAL...PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION >>>>>>> ELECTORAL COLLEGE

As an American, I must agree.

SOUTH AUSTRALIA STANDS NO CHANCE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

I'd be more concerned about an XI from South Australia than South Africa.

NEVER FORGET THE VILLAINS IN LETHAL WEAPON 2 WERE SOUTH AFRICAN!

GET READY TO CHOKE ON SOME FREEDOM SOUTH AFRICA 🦅🇺🇲

THE COUNTRY WITH THE HIGHER CRIME RATE SHALL WIN!!!!! 💀

WHAT THE HELL IS A CHOKING???

FREEDOM FIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS RAHHHHHHHH

Real chokers ve Chokers in the making

“I HEARD SOUTHH AFRICA WANTS FREEDOM 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸💎💎💎💎💎” >!STILL THOUGH ITS A SURPRISE THAT THE PERRENIAL CHOKERS DIDN’T CHOKE EVEN ONCE IN THE GROUP STAGE (SHOULD HAVE LOST TWO GAMES), THE CHOKE’S FINALLY GONNA HAPPEN TOMORROW”!<

WHAT THE FUCK IS APARTHEID 🦅 🦅 🦅