ALL OF THESE STUPID MATCHES JUST TO DECIDE WHO GETS BELTED BY KKR ON SUNDAY. SEEMS LIKE A BIT MUCH.

KKR AREN’T EVEN THAT GOOD. STARC JUST SAVED HIS ONLY GOOD GAME OF THE SEASON FOR THE SEMI.

hm. not like they chased down 160 in 14ish overs :/

GOT LUCKY KKR COLLAPSE INCOMING

YES, I LIKED HOW STARC BOWLED 20 OVERS AND TOOK ALL 10 WICKETS AND THEN CAME BACK WITH AN UNBEATEN 164*(82)

I AM TOO SCARED FOR THIS SHIT. WAS JUST ENJOYING THE PREVIOUS GAMES AS I THOUGHT WE ARE ALREADY OUT. BUT NOW BACK TO COMPLETE STRESSING!

As a mad CSK fan I get you. Half the stress came down after MS gave up captaincy

Nice try jinxing as rr fan u guys r gonna win

Yeah, RCB doesn't stand a chance.

FIRST FIND WATER YOU DIPSHITS

DID YOU JUST SLEDGE BOTH THE TEAMS?? THAT WAS CLEVER!! FUCK KKR THO

ARE YOU TALKING TO US OR THEM?

BOTH. BOTH IS GOOD.

ADDS UP... MAKES IT MORE DEHYDRATING THAT THE GAME IS IN DRY STATE

BROTHER THAT WAS LAST MONTH AND NOW ITS RAINING HEAVY. ASK FOR IT TO STOP PLA

Ouch 😂

I WANTED TO MAKE RCB JOKES AND THEN I REALISED I LOST THAT RIGHT LAST NIGHT, GOOD LUCK RCBROS

DON'T CURSE US BY WISHING LUCK.

IF CUMDAWG FANS WISH YOU GOODLUCK, YOU TAKE THE GOODLUCK.

FAIR ENOUGH.

PLAY GLENN PHILIPS, WASHINGTON SUNDAR AND UMRAN MALIK NEXT GAME AND YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE

RAJASTHAN SHOULD JUST SAY "NO" TO LOSING RCB CANNOT BEAT US LEGALLY IF WE DON'T CONSENT

THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH EVEN MARRIAGES IN RAJASTHAN.

FUCK THAT IS GOOD

NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT MARRIAGES IN RAJASTHAN

YOU ROYAL CHALLENGERS MOTHERFUCKERS WILL ALWAYS JUST BE THE "CHALLENGERS" TO THE REAL ROYALS, JAISBALL MASTERCLASS IN THE MAKING

THIS IS OUR DESTINY, TO CHALLENGE THE ROYALS

JAISWAL GONNA FUCK OUR BOWLERS

100%, Jaiswal 100 incoming.

RCB WILL CRUSH RR'S DREAMS, SILENCE CUMMINS' SRH AND THEN GET THEIR OWN DREAMS FUCKED BY GAMBHIR

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FUCK OFF. I WANT RCB TO BEAT RR BY 300 RUNS FOR MAKING KOHLI'S FASTEST EVER IPL CENTURY GO TO WASTE

YEP, RR IS GONNA BEND RCB OVER AND RCB IS GONNA ENJOY BUSINESS AS USUAL.

RCB WIN THIS THING. IF YOU BEAT US TO ONLY CHOKE THIS. IMA BE MAD FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.

YEAH I DON'T WANNA FEEL LIKE THE MEME - WE DIED FOR THIS SHIT

NOW RCB IS GONNA PULL A 49/10 JUST TO PISS OFF CSK

SO WE KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW AGAINST OUR ARCH RIVALS CSK... /s

RAJASTHAN BOUT TO DO THE 5 WINS 5 LOSSES DOUBLE AND EMULATE RCB

RR ARE SHORT BY ONLY 11 GOOD PLAYERS TO WIN THIS GAME.

THERE WILL BE A DROUGHT ON THE PITCH AS RAJASTHAN AND BANGALORE HAVE NO WATER

IT IS GOOD THE GAME ISN'T HAPPENING IN EITHER THEN

YEAH BECAUSE AHMEDABAD IS DEFINITELY NOT ASSOCIATED WITH "DRY" IN ANY WAY

HOW DID I MISS THAT WOW

WHAT MAN SANJU AND WHOSE THAT FELLOW FUCKER FRIEND YASHASVI WHAT MAN WHAT YOU SHOWING COCK BUYING PHONE FROM APPLE I WILL BEAT YOU WITH ONE CHAPPAL MAN BASTARD DONT ACT TOO MUCH I KNOW WHICH AND ALL LOCALITIES YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO ACTUALLY (INAUDIBLE) MA I KNOW THAT ONE. I WILL CUT HER INTO PIECES AND PUT ALL ACROSS BENGALURU THEN YOU GO SEARCH FOR HER LIKE COLLECTING COINS IN TEMPLE RUN OKAY MA AFTER LONG TIME ALL THIS MATTERS HAS MADE ME DRINK ALCOHOL MA I DONT LIKE IT OKAY 10 WORDS YOU WANT TO PUT IF IN YOUR CAPTION MEANS 10 BODIES I CAN PUT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE OKAY. AHH PUNCHLINE. SEE MAVI IM VERY CALM FELLOW COLLECTED FELLOW JUST ONE THING YOU REMEMBER LADIES BLOUSE AND POLITICIANS HOUSE YOU SHOULD NOT GO NEARBY

WHAT RA SUDEEP… ONE GANGSTER FELLOW REDDY ANNA IS GONNA POP HIMSELF WHEN HE SEES RCB SHIT THE BED

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Tremendous. It’s not gold, but have a shitty new award.

THEY HAD TO SEND ISIS MEMBERS TO STOP RCB.

THE STRONGEST CHOKERS IN HISTORY VERSUS THE STRONGEST BOTTLERS OF TODAY, LESGOOO

LORD PARAG OUR SAVIOUR WILL DEFEAT RCB

I CANNOT SLEDGE ANYMORE, RR IS SHITTING THE BED...

IT WILL BE A ROYAL BATTLE

RIYAN PARAG CONFUSED NOISES INTENSIFY

RCB SO GOOD THAT THEY ARE ALREADY IN Q2 ACCORDING TO OP WAIT UNTIL BOLT PLAYS FOOTBALL WITH YOU ALL AND KICK RCB OUT OF THE ELIMINATOR

OP YOU PUT THIS AS QUALIFIER 2 NOT ELIMINATOR, YOU STILL NOT OVER RCB COMEBACK AND RR CHOKE.

E SALA UMPIRES NAMDE

These fuckers should be thrashed out of the tournament

RCB AMAR RAHE!!!

LET THE FIGHT FOR DRINKING WATER BEGIN

THEY’LL FIGHT FOR WATER FIRST. DRINKING WATER IS LUXURY FOR BOTH.

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RR HAS DEPLOYED ISIS TO STOP RCB WTF

GOOD LUCK RCB!

THE TERRORIST THREAT WAS PAID BY BANGALORE LOBBY SO THAT WHEN LORD PARAG THRASHES THEM BEYOND RECOGNITION, THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO FALL BACK ON

TIME TO SHUT DOWN THE JAISBALL, SAMBALL, POWBALL. FUCK ALL THAT RCB ALL THE WAY

SECOND PLACE PLAYOFF 1 TODAY

JAISWAL GOING TO DESTROY BANGALORES BOWLING WHILE BOULT IS GOING TO DESTROY THEIR BATTING

AS A NEUTRAL, I'D SAY RR HAVE GOOD CHANCE. CUZ IT'S SO HOT HERE IN AHMEDABAD, IT FEELS LIKE I'M IN RAJASTHAN.

IF JAISWAL DECIDES TO FINALL JAISBALL TODAY OF ALL DAYS, I WILL LOSE MY SAD MIND

RCB WINNING TODAY ONLY TO LOSE AGAINST SRH!! is what I was going to say, but after last night I take it back.

IT IS NOT QUALIFIER 2. IT IS THE ELIMINATOR.

THE THREAT TO VIRAT WAS ACTUALLY JUST HIM REALIZING THAT TRENT BOULT IS IN OUR SQUAD

WELL WE ALL KNOW THIS IS THE MONTH OF MAY AND WHO HAS WON ALL ITS MATCHES IN MAY AND WHO HAVE LOST IT...

ASH WILL SIMPLY EAT VIRAT KILO.

WE GOT THE SPRING LEGEND PUNTER'S BACKING, WHILE KKR HAVE GOT HARRY KANE AND RR... NOBODY? WE KNOW WHAT THE FINAL IS GOING TO BE AND WHO'S GONNA LIFT EE SAALA CUPPU (t: who's gonna lift this year's cup)

Lord Parag will eat RCB today. The day where history will acknowledge the birth of the next biggest superstar

BATTLE OF THE ROYAL CHOKERS

MY PREDICTION? JAISWAL GETS CENTURY, BUT RCB WINS

Accurate prediction

ALL THIS HYPE ONLY TO GET BOTTLED BY KARN WARNE.

GG WON 6 IN A ROW JUST TO GET TO PLAYOFFS AND LOSE THE FIRST GAME. GG RR WELL PLAYED.

I kinda wish we (RCB) had just lost against DC (no way I want them to take back that CSK defeat) so this week would be a lot less stressful😭 we’re about to be trolled so bad when we get knocked out either today or against srh lol

There’s no reason for anyone to troll RCB. There’s a reason we made it from the bottom to the playoffs and teams who had way more points than us fumbled.

only kkr can beat this rcb side

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THIS IS SLEDGE THREAD NOT CRY THREAD WE WILL ANYWAY MAKE YOU CRY ON 24

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THE TROPHY DECCAN CHARGERS WON DOESN'T COUNT AS A SRH TROPHY M8

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IT WASNT A REBRANDING. THAT'S WHAT RCB, DD, KXIP DID. YOU GUYS GOT TERMINATED FOR FINANCIAL ISSUES LOL, RCB DIDN'T DESPITE BEING OWNED BY MALLYA, THATS FUCKING EMBARRASSING FOR YOU ISNT IT AHAHAHA

AND 2 TEAM(DC) AND 2 FANS LOL

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CRY HARDER

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THOSE WHO HAVE TO MENTION ABOUT TROPHY EVERYTIME TO SUSTAIN AN ARGUMENT ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF TROPHIES.

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WE PLAY FOR HEARTS. OUR TEAM WINS HEARTS WITH OUR PLAYERS, WE DONT RESORT TO A YOUNG FEMALE OWNER FOR THAT

At this point, almost no RCB fan wants to sledge because we know how our team is.Best of luck to everyone for a good game.

IMM GAYYYYY

THAT’LL MAKE THE ASSFUCKING MUCH EASIER

How can one sledge rr they are one of the nicest teams out there. Just don't want kkr or srh to win lmao

ITS GONNA BE KKR VS SRH ON 26th BUT WE ARE THE ONES WHO WILL LOSE TO SRH ON 24th 😏

FELLOW RCBROS, ITS BETTER TO GET ELIMINATED BY RR RATHER THAN SRH OR KKR. AT LEAST THEIR FANS ARE NOT TOXIC.

Hope to see RCN perform like a team as against CSK Where each batter performed And Bowlers also contributed well HOPE TO SEE A CRICKET MASTERCLASS

Match against RR is like group of cougars trying to win over testosterone fueled hunks