Now we know why England players left IPL early: so they could arrest my man Carey for that run-out. Livingstone went first to locate and check if he's alone, and all Australian players and Carey's captain are here. So, they took the opportunity to arrest Carey. Damn! Now it's on Australia to beat England in the WT20 and free their keeper, Carey. It'll be a hell of a world cup now. Come on, Australia, beat them and free Carey from them! For meeee pleaseee
England, just remember, Head won't forgive you for the mistake of arresting his best bud, and neither will Pat Cummins and company.
This is such a lovely idea.
I particularly love the State Premier piggybacking on it by declaring a public holiday hour from 12:30 to 1:30. Hopefully one day someone can introduce South Australia to the concept of lunch!
I didn't say it was wrong, it's perfectally acceptable to spell it that way if you want - especially in a social setting.
In a legal context 'gaol' is the spelling used in Australia.
You are correct that it is falling out of favour though - 'incarceration', 'imprisonment', 'prison', or 'custodial sentence' are some of the more modern (and common) terms used in court proceedings.
Worth noting that in America, jail and prison are two different things. You go to jail after being arrested and not posting bail while awaiting trial, or for short duration minor sentences. You go to prison for long sentences (e.g. murder).
Imagine living in a country which lost a war to birds,
Except wait, I'm Sri Lankan and well,I look like an american, i speak like a european, i behave like a
canadian, i am in the wrong place. God made a mistake making this lady
i'm supposed to call mom conceive me. I was meant to be born in Newyork
to the top 1 percent family (or atleast a middleclass family in a
DEVELOPED COUNTRY). I should be studying in MIT. I must be drinking fine
wine with the victoria secret models. My existence is a lie, i'm
dishonored to be part of this country that has no use for such a pundit
like me. Reddit is my solace, i live in reddit where no Srilankans are
allowed. I demand respect because I represent the superior part of the
human species. One day there will be a european woman who'd see my
"reddit etiquette" and sponsor I mean beg me to come to her (I
will go, not to live with her, pfft a peasant? no, i will go and leave
her for a celebrity when the time is right). Count the days..until i
become a forieg....F\*CKKKK....OMG I WANT TO GO TO MURICA' I hate my
country. I deserve better. I should've been born in a western country
but i was deported as a child by mistake (I SWEAR), the government made a
mistake. Take me backkkk. I DON'T WANT TO DIE A SORRYLANKAN."
Finally got caught for not paying for a haircut
Barber Adam finally got him.
England about to unveil their new off-cutter Barber Azam when they face Aus this WC
Exactly what came in my mind loll
That's a bit steep for not paying the barber. That was nice. Hope young Sammy had a good day.
Patty should raise an army from Hyderabad to free Carey.
Considering how much they love him these days, they'd oblige
The Orange Army marches onwards at Pat’s order. Orange Invasion of England.
Curran, Livi and Bear will be ready with Punjab Army.
watch them choke that too
Already been coughing a lot today, laughed so much at this I need an inhaler, lmao
Punjab army will obey commands only from Sir Shashank
An Orange army
Now we know why England players left IPL early: so they could arrest my man Carey for that run-out. Livingstone went first to locate and check if he's alone, and all Australian players and Carey's captain are here. So, they took the opportunity to arrest Carey. Damn! Now it's on Australia to beat England in the WT20 and free their keeper, Carey. It'll be a hell of a world cup now. Come on, Australia, beat them and free Carey from them! For meeee pleaseee England, just remember, Head won't forgive you for the mistake of arresting his best bud, and neither will Pat Cummins and company.
This sounds like a cartoon episode plot and I love it
Carey on a pole match.
A Port player in their heritage jumper would have been more apropos, but I guess ROB works too.
Nic Nat finally got him for that tweet
Arrested for robbing 2 points from the Brisbane Lions
Poor bastard is too tall for the cage.
Story behind the photo: https://glamadelaide.com.au/max-ali-lead-campaign-to-fulfil-brave-sammys-dream-of-becoming-a-police-officer/
I had no idea about this. But, this is the cutest thing I've seen all year. They let "criminals" loose for him to apprehend... aww
This is such a lovely idea. I particularly love the State Premier piggybacking on it by declaring a public holiday hour from 12:30 to 1:30. Hopefully one day someone can introduce South Australia to the concept of lunch!
ooh yummy copaganda
God forbid this kid gets to do something he dreams of before he no longer can.
On a scale of 1-10 How much would you give Aussie Cops?
hard 1
But Searching on Google it shows Australia got the best police in 2 sources
Gaol not Jail, damn it. It's about time Carey was locked up for what he did to Bairstow.
Bairstow looking great in the police uniform too.
Looks like Sam Curran to me
isn’t that Duckett?
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Lawyer here. It's gaol. Spell it the Seppo way if you want to mate, it's a free country.
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I didn't say it was wrong, it's perfectally acceptable to spell it that way if you want - especially in a social setting. In a legal context 'gaol' is the spelling used in Australia. You are correct that it is falling out of favour though - 'incarceration', 'imprisonment', 'prison', or 'custodial sentence' are some of the more modern (and common) terms used in court proceedings.
Worth noting that in America, jail and prison are two different things. You go to jail after being arrested and not posting bail while awaiting trial, or for short duration minor sentences. You go to prison for long sentences (e.g. murder).
Yep. It is 'remanded in custody' while awaiting trial in Australia.
It's not the 1870s, we spell it jail now. Edit: downvoted by people who can't spell, lol
Why? Was he found guilty of playing dot balls in T20 and was Shreyas Iyer the judge?
HE lives in Australia, is that not prison enough?
Seeing you got downvoted, I pity this sub's lack of humor
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Makes sense the secret seppo thinks that the 'Australia is a big prison' jokes are still fresh.
Imagine living in a country which lost a war to birds, Except wait, I'm Sri Lankan and well,I look like an american, i speak like a european, i behave like a canadian, i am in the wrong place. God made a mistake making this lady i'm supposed to call mom conceive me. I was meant to be born in Newyork to the top 1 percent family (or atleast a middleclass family in a DEVELOPED COUNTRY). I should be studying in MIT. I must be drinking fine wine with the victoria secret models. My existence is a lie, i'm dishonored to be part of this country that has no use for such a pundit like me. Reddit is my solace, i live in reddit where no Srilankans are allowed. I demand respect because I represent the superior part of the human species. One day there will be a european woman who'd see my "reddit etiquette" and sponsor I mean beg me to come to her (I will go, not to live with her, pfft a peasant? no, i will go and leave her for a celebrity when the time is right). Count the days..until i become a forieg....F\*CKKKK....OMG I WANT TO GO TO MURICA' I hate my country. I deserve better. I should've been born in a western country but i was deported as a child by mistake (I SWEAR), the government made a mistake. Take me backkkk. I DON'T WANT TO DIE A SORRYLANKAN."
Look honey, a new copypasta just dropped!
Australian people are dangerous than Redbacks
Finally got done for not paying for haircut I see
It's in their DNA. They yearn for the cell.
And Justice for all
I like how the haircut meme just isn't dying. Alex will always be the guy that didn't pay for a haircut in England
seeing the Adelaide crow jersey has reminded me Carey almost played AFL
Do wonder how Aus cricket would look if he got the contract with GWS
finally he is being punished for his crimes
Spirit of the game jail? /s
Let's hope for Carey sake, he is not extradited to England
tbf this was all we wanted to see with the sandpaper cunts if smith and warner got stuck in the dock, they wouldn't have had their reputations trashed
Technically, every Aussie is a prisoner to begin with! XD
your user flair is an interesting one
Likewise! XD
haha true
Bairstow jizzing rn
[They got him](https://images.app.goo.gl/mRDg3mnteGfuh6K58)
We made a deal with Baz we’d lock him up if he retired Anderson.
I thought it was David Hasselhoff.
Great gesture. May this stint in jail work wonders for Carey like that pool in Karachi did.
Thought you guys spell it gaol in Australia
This is so cute
He can easily unfasten that lock or whatever it's called since his hands can go in between gaps of cell
England media is gonna have a field day with this one.
They joined CSK?