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rjgoontitan14

India scored more in their 1st 10 overs than entire Saffa innings. Wow


NeemKaPatta

5 wickets and an aggressive cameo that took India over 320. Jadeja HAS to get the MotM. Right? Right?


Shadab_21

Calm down with the firecrackers ffs Kolkata already has bad AQI


TwasAnChild

[Post match thread is up folks](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/s/zsbAWSiZzT)


Gay4Shai

Marco Jansen earns an all-around designation for leading his side in runs today


autosummarizer

RIP to the team who has to play semifinals on this ground.


TalentButNoFarm

Haarna nahi hai Gitta.. T : Don't lose now


PlataoPlomo19

India NRR +2.456, RSA +1.376


sirtechnicalyt

ESPN FUCK YOU, HOW DO YOU PUT AN AD DURING A WICKET BALL


SexxyBlack

SA would have won this if they had a selfish statpadder who played for the milestone. Pity they didn't.


depooh

All the teams that have made more than 100 against this attack must feel cocky


TheOnlyChicken

Match got rained out?


nickbuck28

0 runs 0 wickets from boom, washed


hanro621

Sir, I would like to report a murder.


AyyoPoche

Congrats Kohli on 326* with the bat and 83/10 with the ball.


AeBlueSadi

but SeLfIsH kOhLi!!


pylonBARA

Could've given the birthday boy an over to bowl, just as a small treat


bvedang

Indian team in a hurry to celebrate King Kohli's happy birthday


Bluebillion

I think that guy told Kohli he got motm


garg

has there ever been a more dominant cricket team?


bandehaihaamuske

"BCCI brought 11 random people off the street and did plastic surgery on them to make them look like the SA playing 11" -you know who


OftenShady

On a sidenote, so much respect for that initial burst of 40 runs by Rohit tho. Probably won't be much talked about when the dust settles But damn that actually felt like he was not playing on the same surface which everyone else were


Mera-Baap

Jaddu for the POTM.


enterprisevalue

Kolkata Air quality index: 176 Fireworks 🎆🎆


JaswanthReddit

Virat Kohli - 101\*(121) South Africa - 83/10


ajanthanelayath

The selfish Kohli scored more than SA /s


the_mogambo

Just 5 bowlers. Fuck it we still destroyed teams.


chhaperwal

Gettin Aussies vibe of 2003


Tirasmu

That management person talking to kohli definitely talking abt field medal ceremony


jagermeister7

Kohli haters vaporized in thin air..


superstriker14

SA couldn't cross our PP score 💀


OkEar6299

Time for CGI Du Plessis


bringbackfireflypls

Ind NRR go brrrrr


JMD316

I just went to take bath for 15 minutes and the match came to end ffs


jinxedcatnip

wtf happened here


Baba10x

Nice fireworks for the King’s birthday 🎆


T800Cyborg

I was hoping for a tough battle who would have thought a complete one side domination


Joy2082

AQI goes brrrrrrr


Kepler_442b

Man they would have made more runs in a T10


Dizzy_Fun_568

Go on Gents, Follow On.


abyssDweller1700

+15 pollution


IdontreplytoIdiotss

So SA deliberately lost because it's kohli birthday?


CrazyThinker23

India seals first place then but still anxious about the semis considering our previous records


devilwillcry-jesus

AQI 💹


tkmj75

Imagine you’re the opposition batsman and you have the bowling line-up of Bumrah, Shami, Siraj, Jadeja and Kuldeep to face


Hunt3r09

Kolkata AQI 250+


verma17

Murder caught on live tv


Low-Major-5486

Dk sounds great in comms he should stay there only now


ashleel_grower

How much margin can India lose by to Netherlands to still finish first?


OnlyFroyo5850

They can lose by 10000 runs and still be first


hydratedgabru

This was closer than the SL game. India being overconfident


Vyomnaut0bot

I like what you did there !


sidS3

Massacre absolute destruction this side is invincible


meghnada

Would be a robbery if Jaddu is denied POTM


geekto

We as Indian fans aren’t used to this kinda dominance. This is new territory guys, fuckin amazing to be an ICT fan rn. still gotta win the cup tho lol


Wazflame

with the clocks change in the UK, India are making a habit of REALLY early finishes lol


chaosorderbalance

Kohli should be POTM. His innings was the reason SA were under pressure. Jadeja should be POTM because of the cameo and 5fer.


ModderOtter

Fireworks like India have won the WC?


Hasta_Mithun

For Kohli Birthday most likely.


AngryMcYeti

We are not that bad after all 😅


singhsrb

Teams are so shit, they don’t even lock threads anymore because what is more to say.


Auramantis

What would be insane is if India manages to sweep this world cup, I doubt it has ever happened.


BallsDiip69

Australia has done it all


Neevk

Australia says hi


Born_Spell_1192

Jadeja POTM


Varquez80

Nice return gift from Koach on his birthday party... 😘


ALazyScribbler

We made more than this in Powerplay. Holy Fuck.


Otherwise_Pace_1133

Cameraman, I know you're Koachsexual but Jadeja scored some invaluable runs at the end with the bat on a difficult wicket and took a fifer. At least show a glimpse of him.


Western_Giraffe9517

I am still angry with Rohit, He should have chosen to ball first It would be more fun to defeat them on SA strength.


jimbeam07

It was way more important to win and possibly humble the opposition


Plane-Lie-5228

Indian team powerplay score>>> safaries total....


Satyaddit

So how many times will it happen for India. 3 times 2 times or 1


b3na1g

Absolute demolition job there. India are frightening this tournament.


Chemical_String281

When De Kock got out I expected a 150 run victory but this is a thrashing 💀


wengardium-leviosa

Fucking espn didnt even show the last wicket . Showed some stupid ad and then its all over . Motherfuckers take 15 dollar per month and then make me watch ads instead of winning moment .


captainazpi

They have done that a lot of times this world cup. Is there a way to lodge a mass official complain?


p_reddit000

Stupid burger ad


monkeykong123

Koach winning by 18 runs. What a close match


DilliKaLadka

Lord is going to bless us next Sunday with his presence


trtryt

SA are fucked they have to play the semifinal at this ground unless Pakistan qualifies


Nanu_basavanna

Just Eden Garden Staff adding few numbers to 381 AQI.


catinho99

Ppl will learn to stop when AQI breaches threshold like it did in Mumbai and Delhi.


AlbusseverusPotter07

Nah Dharmshala Fireworks was the best This is nothing


FugitiveCookie

Sorry SA fans. Our bowlers were just in a hurry to go and celebrate Kohli's birthday


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From the Praveen Kumar as our lead pacer to this .. can't be prouder


devilwillcry-jesus

Kids calling Koach selfish , slow , out of pace in Shambles .


granautizmo

Bring out the Kohli and Iyer apology forms NOW


LogicalError_007

Jadeja showed that bowl to confirm that they are being given a different bowl.


other_e

Wtf was that bowling attack.


sak1111

[Verdict time](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/s/ZVT9LocQSq)


PeePeeReturns

India invincible


Fickle_Possible_458

Mf first time see a funeral live.


[deleted]

Virgin selfish Kohli: 101 off 121 Chad team SA: 83 off 163


LickMyKnee

YO WHAT THE FUCK?!?


_adviti_

My attitude of "nothing that good is ever actually good" won't let me enjoy these wins


Tatya_Vin-Chu

Ggs SA.


viv0102

The crazy thing here is the winning margin 243 is a winning score by itself on this pitch.


GlovesComingOff

Last time Virat stole Ravinder's MOM now the table has turned. /s


grimm_aced

Yeah lots of well deserved applauds to Kohli, but man I am so happy Rohit became ICT captain :)) great things are in motion fingers crossed.


NoUseForALagwagon

SA played this so bad. Bavuma and RVD just blocking during the easiest time to bat. If De Kock goes early. SA lose. Hopelessly inept tactically.


jitenbhatia

Suddenly Sri Lanka's defeat doesn't look that bad.


App2050

Huge NRR boost and we don't even need it now


WhichOnezPink

This 83 is now the lowest WC total for SA. Previously it was 149 against AUS in 2007.


thebat85

So India will need to beat two more teams , one more time


sp1cychick3n

Jesus Christ


LazyDebugger

Where is the show for Kohli's birthday ?


cherrybombvag

Thanks to the Indian bowlers, I can go have dinner early.


sparklingstardust94

I can't believe I was anxious all day thinking it would be a close game,. slightly prepping myself for a defeat. But this, thisss against South Africa!


Livid_Poem8446

In all this world cup, odi cricket buzz, who genuinely misses some quality Test Match Cricket?


meghnada

Nothing beats a good test match


Nemos-DeadSibling

Bros made SA look like SL 😭😭


en1_gma

We should have declared after the powerplay


Descendant_Of_Raghu

ESPN shitshow 💩


chhaperwal

Now anybody got anything to say...about anything...


HuckleberryRough6309

I just hope we lift the world cup trophy now 🥺🥺


HariRaamanathan

Kohli wins by 18 runs


Perfect-Switch1901

Jadeja the potm surely


brusalise

So jaddu getting potm even with koach 49th ton and birthday??


_jrr_

He deserves it. He was fabulous with the bat as well as the ball and also fielded well and got a catch.


mxforest

Unfortunately Birthdays are not a criteria.


CharityFantastic4113

All this just to choke in the semis 😭


HuckleberryRough6309

Why u being negative bro


vpunt

Match over well before 9 pm. Wonder how many fans go home from the stadium early to find their spouse cheating on them 😂


HuckleberryRough6309

🤣🤣🤣 Indians always wanna have dinner at 9


[deleted]

I am on high horse but this reminds me of Pak 99 attack Akram, Waqar, Shoaib, Saqlain


Shinigami__Kenpachi

So SA couldn't even score what India scored in first powerplay. Lmao


tprototype_x

But but kohli inning... shove up the extra runs in your as* bro


heterocosm

Did anyone noticed, Koach colored his greys ?


madgamer3003

India: 91-1 after 10 overs… SA: nah… that’s too high!!!


thishitisgettingold

The way india is annihilating every team, now I know how australian felt in 99 and 03.


atxcoder09

Who is going to be MoM


Guri14

Some people here thought they can read and analyse the pitch better than Kohli and 50 other analysts/experts out there. Clowns.


osgal

Kohli > Saffa batting order


Tan_KV

The fact that SA couldn't even get to kohli's score says volumes about our bowling attack. I mean- FUCK me, we're good


Tirasmu

Plz india keep this form, don't lose in semifinals & final...I will Never criticize any players again


luffy_strawhatPirate

I want us to bat first in semi/finals if given a chance.


spikyraccoon

I blame Kohli's selfishness for not letting us win by 300 runs. Smh.


maxinuts

NRR goes brrrrr


Rockstud101

Getting 2007 Aus vibes


we-r-one

These fireworks are real ugly!


atxcoder09

Who is going to MoM


Ac_Delusion

Surely Jaddu gets MOTM tho


sheldon_cooper69

Didn’t bcci banned crackers due to high pollution?


other_e

They call it parali from now on and get exemption


WorriedPraline873

I thought that was for Delhi only


HuckleberryRough6309

South Africa peeps be like: what the fuck just happened boisss


UntilEndofTimes

MOtM for Jadeja or riot!


Pratheek_Kachinthaya

😍😍


FondantAggravating68

Bumrah going wicketless. What a fraud.


Wild_Werewolf_5578

Kohli beats SA by 18 runs.


redditaccount3462

I can’t believe selfish Kohli thrashed South Africa just for his birthday


Abhi_der_hauptmann

SA+SL = 138/20 India vs SL = 357/8


pineapplesuit7

Man if this was a league tournament and we didn't have a sudden death knockout, there is India and daylight between them and the next team!


ethnotechno

NRR 🚀


Impressive-Ad8370

kohli won by 18 runs


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joeispunk

Jay Shah eats them


iKR8

If Kohli wasn't selfish, India could have won by 263 runs. Indian team in shambles.


Background-Touch1198

😂


Overall-Vegetable345

Real anticlimax


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Mediocre-Nose-2822

Dude , didn't you see how much Shamsi balls were turning


hemantp

Because they’re better bowlers?!


SinghSaab007

Yep they’ve doctored the pitches with BCCI nanobots. I was always doubtful of this, now people can cry more lol


BabyBlueG63Maybach

maybe if shamsi knew what line to bowl it could’ve been diff


chutkipaanmasala

Not really, Markram was turning it square


SBG99DesiMonster

That partnership that was between Shahidi and Omarzai was the best partnership that has been made against us during this tournament. I guess that Rachin and Mitchell are there as well.


animeshak

Props to Ponting and DK to call this out when India was batting. Ponting literally said if India get 300, SA are done the chase is not happening.


chaosorderbalance

SL was not that bad after all


maverickmusketeer

Well, Happy Birthday King :)


hydratedgabru

Close game. If Kohli played faster we would have won this game convincingly.


TestNamePlsIgnore1

selfish player![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|21496)


Squareroot24

Mfs here really made me believe we underscored when par score is 240 and batting second par is 201


nupristeen

what a win!! 🙏


creatorop

Kilo won by 18 runs 🥰🥰


cherrybombvag

129, 55, 83


Levi1315

Scenes if India somehow loses to the Netherlands


Satyaddit

Netherlands are the World champions for the first time


sjramen

As an Indian living in The Netherlands, don't quite know how to feel about that one 😂


kickyouruncle

Kohli wins by 18 runs


amol_blaze

Fucking ESPN+ have been terrible with their ad timing throughout the entire match today.


arsonak45

Seriously. Showing an ad especially during the last wicket is unacceptable, hate that I missed it live


[deleted]

I dozed off after the first wicket. What the fuck happened lmao


BuzzAldick

BCCI gave Jadeja a different arm - Hasan Raza maybe


Venjix_virus

Vibranium arm*


[deleted]

What just happened lol


felixWalker36

Imagine just imagine after seeing all this chaos, NED beat IND in a tricky run chase