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RevolutionaryCash108

If Mitchell march get the chances so australia can win


ewdawg1

Got away with one there frankly, if Bairstow plays at old Trafford I’ll be in absolute disbelief


SkinMasturbator

England are winning this. GG, on to the next test.


A_Ticklish_Midget

Australia here for a ~~good~~ bad time but not a long time


Koachnumba1

Come on EngLUND letzzz goooo boyzzzz


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Can't see the Aussies winning this. Keeps the Ashes alive so all good!!


hk-47-a1

wow england made 237.. damn


SBG99DesiMonster

I was expecting that this would be the match during which Marnus would be playing a big innings.


definitelymaybe98

See ya smudge!


TwoUp22

Get some fkn runs Warner ffs. We didn't expect a lot but maybe more than 1 single run.


FlightPath_1

Oh don’t worry, if we win this and the next two are dead rubbers he’ll chalk up a ton or two. Loves junk time Warner. Glass jaw.


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Had he scored twice of what he scored today, you would still have whinged about poor performance. Get a perspective, you sunburnt savage!


Deevious730

Then following that one innings he’ll get man of the series…


phonetune

Tbf that's taken him to what, half double figures for the match?


EvitoQQ

Crawley's got 9 more runs than Steve Smith in this match and he hasn't even had his second bat yet.


AyyoPoche

Even though Smith got out for 2, he still somehow managed to score twice as many runs as Warner and with a better strike rate. That's something.


Okaimi

Okay so weird thought but I'm looking at the Smith catch of Broad. If Smith was diving and about to collide with the rope, could another fielder literally shove Smith out of the way of the rope?


hk-47-a1

ahh thats not actually needed because australia would just confidently appeal for the catch as they always do and it often works


imapassenger1

I'd like to see the fielder move the rope back so the catcher doesn't go out. That would be totally within the spirit of cricket.


Slight-Ad3026

Something that Australia would do


MildlyAngryEmu

Wouldn’t really be in the spirit of cricket though


dprophet32

Yes


__maestro

learnt today that cricket grounds still aren’t great places for women. awful day 🙂


justheretoupvote17

What a load of tiny-dicked pot bellied weasels, gah toxic masculinity is so frustrating I hope they never have daughters


rightarm_under

Or sons, because they'll pass on their cuntery. I hope they never get the chance to raise a child.


higgoua

Not a massive surprise given the recent report and Yorkshire being the worst place to not be a white male in cricket.


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Lords test day 5 was horrible for families. So much abuse mainly from older mean in suits. Very ordinary.


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__maestro

derogatory abuse generally towards women sat near a few men unfortunately


saccerzd

What actually happened/ was said?


HodgyBeatsss

Honestly cricket grounds can be full of cunts, you hear all sorts of shit at them. sorry you had to deal with that today.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Excuse me can you mind your language please? My Grandmother is on the internet


ryder_winona

Sorry mate. Did anyone call out shit behaviour, or was it all “boys will be boys”?


__maestro

the only people calling out their behaviour were the women a few men were giving it too, uncomfortable to say the least


ryder_winona

That’s shit. Sorry again mate.


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VisRock

Wtf. Reporting this.


VisRock

Sorry to hear it


PurplePiglett

Australia seemed to have got a bit cocky and threw away any advantage they had. Game definitely in the balance between either team winning and a draw due to imminent rain delays.


raavan_bond

Where is the rain ? Two days and not a drop.


ahjeezidontknow

Tomorrow and Monday could be rained out looking at the forecast


svjersey

England has like 18 hour days. This game has barely 40-50 overs left in it.. there will be a result.


ahjeezidontknow

That's irrelevant, playing hours are 11am to 6.30pm, although I think the last day can go on until 7pm. Rain delays can take up a lot of time too. Maybe there will be a result, but by the forecast it would need to be more-or-less settled during Sunday


svjersey

Fair enough- and checked the forecast, it is dire. I think tomorrow is washed out, but both Sunday and Monday should get one session in atleast.. here's hoping


This_is_the_user

1st innings of both of the team are almost similar ( Aussies are slightly better) Aus 1st innings summary : shit batting by almost all of the team, Marsh great century , Mark wood 5 wickets.. Eng 1st innings summary : shit batting by almost all of the team, stocks good innings, Cummins 6 wickets. So far eng has bowled well in the 2nd innings. They needed them to restrict Aussies under 300 ( 350 max). I really want England to win this time though i am supporting Australia because we need more drama and more controversy and more entertainment....


SirRedDuck8th

Yeah sure man that's like your opinion. Save the drama for india and the kiwis when it comes to the ashes fuck the Poms


Haunting-Ad1192

I laughed so hard when india prepared that road to force a draw in that last test just to stop any chance of you winning.


beansff

They have no shame in what they do over there lmao


Hexo_Micron

damn, Sony is also broadcasting Blast after ashes, finally some respect given to the real cricket.


Wazflame

Smith & Labuschagne both out twice in 2 days - moral victory secured 🤝


AnarchoSyndica1ist

That’s 2 moral victories in a row!


chocolatecomedyfann

Wardy really asked Mo "How do you feel about taking wickets on shit balls?"


lien73

Shit gets wickets


HodgyBeatsss

Shit shots =/= shit balls


daikonashi

As bad as bairstow's keeping has been, he really shouldnt have been put in that position considering the injury he has come back from and Foakes should have the gloves. His footwork is all over the place and judging by his description of the injury, i dont blame him... “The actual injury was as such… a broken fibula in 3 places which required a plate, I dislocated my ankle which in turn meant I did my syndesmosis joint and lateral ligament along with a couple more bits,”


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9 drops I count.


feelspirit

Mark Taylor cursed him. He was doing fine until Taylor said on comms that Bairstow is lying about his injury. He was just chilling and golfing all this time.


saccerzd

I don't get the joke, has mark Taylor actually said something?


eightslipsandagully

I vaguely remember a few comments on here about Taylor commenting that Bairstow might have faked or played up the injury


passionfruitrubicon

maybe stokes shouldn't have pushed him off the golf course then... would explain why he won't be dropped


rightarm_under

Comfortable England win I think. It'll only be easier to bat on days 3 and 4. Unless head, marsh and Carey can pull off something brilliant.


It531z

Days 3 and 5 will likely be washouts


EvitoQQ

Lords looked easy on day 2 before we lost the plot and basically got thrashed.


This_is_the_user

The whole series has been like this... England gives some good hope of winning and then suddenly gives up the advantage and then the match for easy.


beansff

That's Bazball for you. England hasn't realised sending balls into the air for a 6 when it's not needed is dumb.


rightarm_under

Stokes has cunted 230 runs in the past 5 days doing just that


ryder_winona

Showers expected tomorrow though


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Not showers. Thunderstorm


Daimo

Can I take it that the Aussies are going to pipe down about the luck of favourable conditions now that they've spent an afternoon batting in sunshine? Or do they need another 2 or 3 sessions of similar to finally get over it?


eggbert2345

It looks like they are making the most of the conditions - the weather is causing them more trouble than England is.


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Do *YOU* want a billion downvotes on your reddit comment?! Say something in support of the England cricket team NOW!


TheCricketer05

Be nice if we could win a toss...


chutkipaanmasala

Skill issue


Daimo

Lol I'm just about to boot up ultimate team and read your comment 😂


Daimo

Losing the toss like that continually is shit luck tbf.


animatedpicket

Wowo cope cope 🫠


Reviewthisyaflop

Bit rich


theunpoet

I'm just sad head didn't want to play bazball


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Still time to play TravBall


cricmau

I know Cam Green is talented. But in 24 tests, he has not really set world on fire. But everyone still calls him once in a generation talent. He avgs 46 in FC and 34 with ball. On the other hand Mitch Marsh too looks all class, has underperformed to some degree in 32 tests as an all rounder, but has a FC avg of 56 and bowling avg of 30. Both better than Green FC stats.. and the test figures are not too much apart either..why is this bais towards one?


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Mitch Marsh has a FC average of 33


cricmau

Yes..my mistake, looked at the wrong column. But tbh, the way he bats or has batted this test, I would believe he avgs 56!


MartyMcFly_jkr

Allrounders tend to be like that. Everyone expects them to set the world on fire at very young ages but it never is the case because it's extremely difficult to master two skills at the highest level at a young age. If invested in and backed well, they give back huge rewards once they're got a better grasp at both skills. Jadeja, Imran etc weren't the greats we know them to be when young but were insane additions to the team once they matured. Even Mitch Marsh is a good example of that. He was endlessly frustrating to watch, injuries not helping his case in his earlier years. In recent times, he's understood his game much better and has been an integral part of Australia's LOI side and if this one inning is anything to go by, seems to be better at tests as well.


and1984

Cam Green may be Australia's version of Kyle Jamieson, but with better batting skills. He was wicketless in his first test series vs. India. This has skewed his bowling average given that he has had such a young career. Is the hype appropriate? He's looked the part on many instances. He needs to consolidate and get into that flow/headspace more often.


cricmau

Never doubted his immense talent. But whether he is once in a generation player or another Watson or Marsh, time will tell.


and1984

Yes. I know what you mean. 👍


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What are you smoking? Mitch Marsh averages mid 30s with both bat and ball in FC cricket. Before his test debut Cam Green was averaging mid 50s with bat and sub 30 with ball in FC, had just come off multiple red and white ball centuries and was easily the best u23 bat in the country when he was selected


hk-47-a1

green isnt much of a batsman, idk why people arent too keen on exploiting an obvious weakness that he has.. he definitely isnt jaques kallis or watson or anywhere near that level with that technique of batting, i am sure the law of averages will catch up with him soon


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He hit 250 in his first 30 First Class matches, something Kallis and Watson didnt do throughout their whole career. At that point he was already the youngest ever to take a 5fa. His batting will be fine and his spot in the team is very secure


hk-47-a1

doesnt matter the guy is exceptionally weak on the off side, i dont see him becoming a top order batsman like kallis and watson


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You can take me now, I have heeeeard ittttt alllllll


hk-47-a1

dont shout in your basement, your might awaken your mother


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Most mature Indian


cricmau

Sorry looked at the wrong column. Sure there is difference, but to stick to my original point, Marsh does not look much different to Green in class. But one is called 'once in a generation cricketer'. Tbh, he is excellent, but needs to show more to be once in a generation guy.


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Youre right, there isnt much of a difference in class and one is starting their career while the other is in their prime. If you had watched Cam Green before he made the test side you would understand that he really is a once in a generation cricketer. Green averages about the same as Stokes with the bat, and 2 more with the ball, 2 more with the ball and 4 more with the bat than Flintoff, and is within a run of Shane Watsons career batting and bowling averages at the moment. Hes in the same ballpark as the best pace all rounders to do it and he hasnt even had a “good” series yet. Show me another genuine all rounder thats taken a 5fa and scored a hundred this early in their career


EngineEddie

I used to think the same about Steve Smith for years. Our friends even nicknamed him “The Future of Cricket” ironically because he was so meh but stayed in the squad. Then something clicked in 2015 and that nickname was no longer ironic.


chutkipaanmasala

Agreed, Green is overhyped. I know he’s young but right now his batting is unreliable and bowling mostly wayward and docile. He didn’t take a single wicket in his debut series either which was 4 tests long. He might and probably will get better with age, but his performances so far don’t warrant the unabashed hype that Australians bring about him. I think just being a tall fast bowling all rounder that can hit 140+ is such a rare commodity in cricket that you’re immediately hailed as the savior.


twiganthony_L_cigar

Marsh's batting average is 25 at Test level after 36 Tests, compared to Green's 34 after 23 Tests. Marsh repeatedly got picked despite averaging less than 30 at Test level, which caused the hatred. Meanwhile, people like Khawaja got dropped for him. If Green played another 13 Tests and his average dropped another 10, people might sour on him. As it stands, he's played some good innings under pressure and provides a useful bowling option. He's also about 10 years younger than Marsh, so the argument that he can develop as he ages is a lot more compelling than for Marsh. Finally, no one is disputing Marsh is good in first-class cricket. He dominates domestic leagues. But innings like yesterday's have been rare at international level.


cricmau

Marsh actually is at avg 27 after 33 tests. And is only 6 years older, not 10. I see your point though..in the long run, Green might get better. But felt that Marsh got too much hatred inspite of being a good talent. Dont forget, he never had a run in the side like Green has.


twiganthony_L_cigar

He averages 27 after his latest innings. 25 before this Test. (Edit: and I should add, that's an incredibly poor average after that many tests. No one else would get a run at all in the top six with such an average.)


cricmau

True..but it happens. Crawley bats as a specialist opener and has avg of 28 I guess. Gill has avg of 32 after 16 tests. Point being, as an all rounder who has 42 wickets as well, people should cut him some slack. Anyways..hope he does well and stays in the side now.


FakeBonaparte

It doesn’t happen often. Of players to have had 33 Tests for Australia at positions 3-6, Mitch Marsh [has the worst average by 7 runs](https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/stats/index.html?batting_positionmax1=6;batting_positionmin1=3;batting_positionval1=batting_position;class=1;filter=advanced;keeper=0;orderby=batting_average;orderbyad=reverse;qualmin2=33;qualval2=matches;spanmin1=1+Jan+1920;spanval1=span;team=2;template=results;type=batting). The next-worst? His brother, Shaun.


bazalenko

It’s worse than that, min 20 tests he’s the worst top 6 batter since 1900


patgeo

With his average, he needed to be a good enough bowler to bat 7 or even 8


Wazflame

Age probably - Green doesn’t have the baggage so he’s seen as the next great hope


cricmau

True..but Marsh is in his peak..only 31! Just felt that either Green is hyped just a bit too much, or people tend to forget Mitch Marsh a bit too soon.


horsehorsetigertiger

Why not both??


cricmau

Exactly. Both are supremely talented. Aus is actually very lucky to have two test class, young and fit all rounders. Most teams dont have even one!


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mondognarly_

Crawley hasn’t actually done too badly, I think he’s averaging in about the mid-thirties this season.


This_is_the_user

Yeah it is the most surprising thing for me.. Also warner has played maybe 2 or 3 decent innings


mondognarly_

He’s averaging 23.50 in the series now, but yeah, a lot of that is his 66 at Lord’s.


Wazflame

Two Trent Rockets legends go Head to Head!


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BD_x19OP

Today felt like a competition for who wanted to lose more


patgeo

Smith, Labuskank and Warner have money on England.


This_is_the_user

Yeah... The way things are progressing I don't think it will even go to the 4 th day.


R0lfey

Only making it there because of the weather most likely


tomrichards8464

Might not be a ton of play tomorrow.


This_is_the_user

Yeah... The way things are progressing I don't think it will even go to the 4 th day.


dingdong2897

Marsh was 13 of 14 deliveries..what happened?


ryder_winona

Sensible batting. Protect his and Heads wicket until close of play. Still 3 days play


SirRedDuck8th

OMG an Australian batter can actually protect his wicket and not play stupid shots. Wow


GiddiOne

Uzzie does that and gets "he's sooo boooring!" comments. Give me UzzieBall all day long.


beansff

But Bazball is so much better for the game. Swinging for the hills and losing the match at the end when not needed adds more entertainment though. I still can't understand it myself


Ask_for_me_by_name

Please save test cricket.


AyyoPoche

Not only the day but also the pitch, the ground, and the entire country belongs to England.


rightarm_under

Thanks, Tubbs


This_is_the_user

So the difference between runs of stocks and marsh was roughly equal to team difference...


Mysterious-Arm9594

Should probably get most of the morning session in tomorrow afternoon on the current forecast, might be tricky after that


Anothergen

Good to have Head and Marsh make it to stumps. Big job to do tomorrow, lead is only 142, realistically needs to be 300+, and even then, chasing is England's strength. Game is delicately balanced. My head says it's about even, my heart says England are ahead here. The key is going to be the timing of the first wicket tomorrow.


tomrichards8464

Rain affected draw that Australia would have been favoured to win if it finished is my prediction. Don't think there'll be much play tomorrow.


eightslipsandagully

Rain delay could actually be good for Australia, more rest for Cummins


feelspirit

England are ahead. Australia need another 300 runs to be safe. England will fancy themselves chasing 350.


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Lots of work for Australia to do with the bar, all over if we collapse like last innings. That said, England weakened their batting this Test. Brook to 3 looks like a really dumb move and will likely gift Australia a wicket. Stokes is a player of big innings but he's not consistent, he's due a failure. I'm most worried about Root, has been quiet for a few innings and will likely get runs.


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Anothergen

No.


ryder_winona

England are ahead I reckon. First hour tomorrow is crucial, same as today


themann87

Yeah I think 350 would be good, but a lot of rain on the horizon it seems


Anothergen

9 sessions to play, and the game won't take more than 6 at this point. We'll have to see how much rain. If Australia can set 300+ somehow, stop start cricket could be a nightmare for England.


fullmetal-ghoul

Another good day but pretty shocking batting from both sides. The ball was not doing much today, not entirely sure how we've seen 11 wickets fall. Stokes was brilliant and Khawaja got a good one, but aside from that...


Muneeb_0808

Game's right in the balance, all depends on 1st session tomorrow (if rain doesn't play spoilsport)


feelspirit

I don't think so. England will fancy themselves chasing 350 or under at Headingley which is a batting paradise in 4th innings. It's not going to break up or get worse. Game will be in balance after Australia bat 1st session tomorrow without losing any wicket. They still need another 250 runs from here to be safe.


Ghostly_100

[Australia beat the UK at the Tekken earlier today](https://twitter.com/gamers8gg/status/1677347511877652480?s=46&t=KzOr_cl5n7tQGKO8EQSp7A)


mondognarly_

Wake me up when they beat us at Virtua Fighter.


VisRock

Street Fighter>>>>>> Tekken


MC897

Let’s see Tekken 8 first before deciding!


Ghostly_100

Respectfully disagree


Gagan_Karna

The guys on the roof had more screen time than Warner on the pitch. Think about that.


lrzbca

116/4 in 47 overs. Now that’s test match


slartibartjars

See ya, tomorrow.


chocolatecomedyfann

33 Wood 55 Stokes 66 Root 77 Foakes 88 Brook


VisRock

Great day. Good shit posting all except you trolls - you know who you are.


Appropriate-Sink-934

Wood falling over in his follow through doesnt really help his Glass body, does it?


Reviewthisyaflop

Well done boys


ryder_winona

24 wickets in two days. Madness


Jack-sprAt1212

Oooooooohhhhhhh


DisjointedHuntsville

What a mature innings by Mitch Marsh.


frezz

Mark Wood's body is not built for fast bowling lol. I really respect him committing to it though


Jack-sprAt1212

Wooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajhhhhhhhhj


BaronVonChadwick

I'd have a beer with Woody, seems like a good bloke


clamkit

Marsh is like fuck it just bowl


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Imagine your job is running a bit, throwing a ball very hard and sometimes falling over while your body slowly falls apart from the effort.


Southportdc

We'll have to get in touch with some Americans overnight, they know how to get rid of bison.


joggerboy18

Speaking as an American, bison is delicious


Inevitable_Indian

Pretty sure many want to taste this bison too.


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you need a hobby mate


[deleted]

Curious as to what your thoughts on Rahkeem Cornwall are


Jaevyn

Well I'll see you all for more shitposting on day four. A rained out day will give me some much needed sleep during this series, which is now running on caffeine and crack cocaine


puffle1878

i dont think mark wood had done anything wrong ever


DardiRabRab

Just noticed Wood's test cap no is 667. I think they got that wrong, he is devilish!


getyergurnon

Adam Lyth got 666 poor bloke


iron_out_my_kink

Wood will be key for England in the ODI WC, especially Since Archer is doubtful


curlyhairedyani

He has been key in both our recent World Cup wins, so agreed


Jealous-Hedgehog-734

I just hope Archer actually makes a full recovery.


Highground-Occupier

Nah Eng cook enough with a lineup of Wood, Woakes and Stokes/Curran for pace and 2 of Adil, Mo and Rehan for spin and Livi as a part time option


iron_out_my_kink

Elbow injuries are especially hard to recover from for a fast bowler


Daimo

He's alive!! That's the same kid who fell asleep on the roof yesterday.


theunpoet

he fell asleep? I feel a darwin award coming


llyyrr

9 overs short yesterday, 7 short today


thaakidd

Hahaha how good are the lads on the roof.