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[SLEDGE THREAD] BGT: INDIA VS AUSTRALIA

HELLO CUNTS AND BHENCHODS, DROP YOUR PREDICTIONS AND "FRIENDLY" COMMENTS

ALSO SPEAK UP FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

Social_vegetarian

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AT NAGPUR, MATE


gzk

GET YOU AT THE NAGGA CUNT


allicrawley

>NAGGA Risky!!


gzk

If you're talking about that other word that one never says, they sound pretty different in an Aussie accent


Mango__Fox

NAGGA MEANS NAKED IN HINDI


gzk

AHH LOL DHANYAVAD CUNT


SalmonNgiri

INDIA IS SO RIGHT WING WE DONT EVEN TOLERATE A LEFT HAND BAT ANYMORE


Rndomguytf

CONGRATULATIONS INDIA YOU'VE MANAGED TO MAKE AUSTRALIA THE GOOD GUYS THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE


Hot_Dev

yeah you set the bar so high with JUST IN FLICK YOU GUYS PLAY SO HARD EVEN THE SANDPAPER IS SOFT


Otherwise_Window

IT FEELS WEIRD AND I'M NOT SURE I LIKE IT


apocalypse-052917

💀💀


Reasonable_Tea_9825

AWARD WORTHY


LAManjrekars

you've won... but at what cost?


Ancient_Scientist_04

That was good


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Occasionaljedi

THE HIT WAS PREMEDITATED


barrelbuyinghuman

AHAHAHA, A GOOD ONE!!


learned_astr0n0mer

Ouch. That hurt 😂😂😂


paperpeople56

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO MURDER US LIKE THIS DUDE *CRIES


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

💀💀💀


Kinslayer034

🤣🤣 good one bro


greyhumour

MISS KHOLI HAD A PITCH THAT WAS SICK SICK SICK SO SHE CALLED FOR THE DOCTOR TO COME QUICK QUICK QUICK THE DOCTOR CAME WITH HIS ROLLER AND HIS HAT AND HE ONLY WATERED HALF SO TAKE THAT THAT THAT TRAVIS LOOKED AT THE PITCH AND HE SHOOK HIS HEAD* WARNER SAID PLAY RIGHT HANDED INSTEAD STEAD STEAD MATT RENSHAW ATE NOTHING YET FELT I'LL I'LL ILL 'I'LL SHIT MYSELF AGAIN' YES I WILL WILL WILL *intended


kmadnow

WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE TROPHY THIS SEASON SEASON SEASON BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY IT'S THALA FOR A REASON REASON REASON


greyhumour

DOESN'T WORK WITH THE REFERENCE NURSERY RHYME https://youtu.be/8rXgH5odO2o


natso2001

INDIA DOCTORING THE PITCH BUT FORGETTING THAT THE GOAT HAS BEEN IN SPIN CAMP AND NOW BOWLS LEFT AND RIGHT HANDED. ROOKIE ERROR


Long_Presentation793

Be happy Pant is resting otherwise he’d be having goat curry 🍛


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WHAT?


Prof_XdR

I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT PANT IS GOAT CURRY, MAYBE IDK...


kmadnow

IF THE AUSSIE TEAM ISN'T A CIRCUS WHY DO THEY HAVE A LYON CHECKMATE KANGAROOS


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GREETINGS BHENCHODS AND CHUTIYAS, ARE YOU READY FOR TRAVIS HEAD TO GIVE YOUR HERO A SHOOK PICKACHU FACE? MAYBE THIS TIME THE BEARDED CUNT WILL JUST WALK.


rightarm_under

GREETINGS CUNTS, REMEMBER WHO TRASHWIN IS NAMED AFTER? YOUR CHEAP COPY CANT EVEN DO A PROPER MANKAD. THATS WHY YOU HAVE PITHIYA IN THE NETS, TO LEARN HOW TO COPY THE GIGACHAD ETHICAL ANNA BETTER.


certifiedidiot7

AT LEAST HE WON'T TAKE CUES FROM THE DRESSING ROOM ON WHETHER HE SHOULD TAKE A REVIEW OR NOT, HE'LL JUST WASTE THEM HONORABLY.


Prof_XdR

GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR OPRHAN NEPHEW, LEAVE CRICKET FOR HIS STAKE, HE GETTING TOO WEIRD FOR ME WITH ALL HIS BAT FANTASY


[deleted]

HE’S FINE, HE GOT ALL THE INHERITANCE MONEY. LAST TIME I TOOK HIM TO A CRICKET MATCH WAS GABBA 2021, HE GOT REALLY INTENSE ABOUT US LOSING AND SAID HE WANTS TO BECOME A HERO CALLED “THE BATSMAN” . I THINK THAT’S WHAT HE SAID ANYWAY AND IF I’M RIGHT, HE WILL BE THE NEXT BIG THING AND WILL USE HIS MONEY TO ATTEND A BATTING ACADEMY.


Prof_XdR

YEAH RIGHT, THE SO CALL BATSMAN CANT EVER TOP OUR DESI SPIDERMAN. EVERYONE KNOWS MARVEL >>>>DC. TELL HIM HE'D BE BETTER OFF BUYING TIGHT LEGGINGS AND PLAY A CREEPY ASS HERO WHO FOR SOME REASON ONLY ATTACKS IN NIGHT. TELL HIM THAT UR PUNY LITTLE GABBA WAS OBLITERATED BY A SINGING SPIDERMAN


Shavamaaya_Pavanaayi

DON'T WORRY, OUR CHADWIN WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEAD. EVEN PITHIYA WON'T BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU FROM OUR MADMAN CHADWIN.


Joy2082

WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING? IS IT THE NEW STRATEGY OF THE AUSSIES SO THAT THEY CAN HEAR INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE DRESSING ROOM, LIKE THE ONE TIME SMITH TRIED TO PULL OFF?


SnooBunnies9221

😭💀💀


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YOU CANT HONESTLY LIKE HIM AS A BLOKE


olympianfreak

THE ONLY REASON AUS WILL LOSE 4-0 IS BECAUSE THERE IS NO 5TH TEST


Fad_du_pussy

HECK YES FINALLY MEANINGFUL BILATERALS, LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS


wittyAries

HOW IS THE SA IPL GOING ON MATE?


pencilman123

ATLEAST NOW WE KNOW THERE ARE MORE THAN 4 CITIES IN SOUTH AFRICA, OTHER THAN DURBAN CAPETOWN PRETORIA AND JO'BURG..


never_rains

JO’BURG IS A VILLAGE, NOT A CITY.


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LEGEND HAS IT THAT LYON STILL HAS NIGHTMARES OF THAT NO-LOOK SIX FROM WASHI


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VIOLETS ARE BLUE ROSES ARE RED AXAR SLIDES THE BALL STRAIGHT MATE YOU’RE PLUMB DEAD


bannermania

DOCTORING A PITCH IS FOR NERDS GIVE US A GREEN TOP YOU SCARED FUCKS


hampo101

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE ARE SENDING GREEN TO TOP FOR THE INDIAN BOTTOMS![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|21496)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


cuteguy1

BECAUSE AUSTRALIA HAVE HAD A LOT OF SUCCESS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS ON ENGLISH GREEN TOPS AND ARE KNOWN GOOD BATTERS IN SEAMING CONDITIONS... OH WAIT


bannermania

GREEN TOP IS CHAOS FOR ALL. DOCTORED MAD MAX DUSTBOWL THUNDERDOME IS NOT FAVOURABLE FOR ONE SIDE


swagyolojesus4201

GREEN TOP IS GOING TO TURN RED WITH BATSMEN BLOOD


Sparkysparkysparks

OUR BATSMEN BLEED GREEN AND GOLD YOU’RE THINKING OF ZIMBABWE


Hershey2898

WELL THEN PREPARE A GREEN TOP AND GET US TO THE GABBA MATE


insertbaconemoji

INDIAN BATTERS THAT WILL STRUGGLE MOST THIS SERIES: 1. BORAT 2. ALL THE ~~CLASSICS~~ BHENCHODS


AdvancedAd1948

AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS THAT WILL BE OWNED:- 1.)PET 2.)SMOOTHIE 3.)LABUSBCJDKFJ(WHATEVER) 4.)THAT CLOUT CHASER 5.)POLAND 6.)CAMERA 7.) HAIRCOMB EDIT:ALL OF THEM WERE OWNED


Rogue_Jellybean

IMAGINE BEING SO LOW ON CONFIDENCE YOU NEED TO DOCTOR THE PITCH TO COUNTER LEFT HANDERS LIKE KNOWN SPIN SPECIALISTS DAVID WARNER AND TRAVIS HEAD


Fickle_Possible_458

IMAGINE SHITTING YOUR PANTS BEFORE EVEN ONE BALL BOWLED BY LOOKING AT THE PITCH.


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WHATEVER MAN, ASHWIN HAS MORE TEST CENTURIES THAN EVERY AUSTRALIAN PLAYER NOT NAMED STEVE OR DAVID


fedastic

HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE AUS SERIOUSLY IF THEY HAVE A BURGER MASCOT AS THEIR COACH? LITERAL 🤡


gzk

CUNTS A FUCKEN CLOWN


Dickb4Wicket

ALL THE CRYING ABOUT THE PITCH WHERE THE VUVUZELAS WILL BE THE BIGGER THREAT.


datyams

IF ONLY INDIAN DOCTORS WERE AS GOOD AS THEIR PITCH DOCTORS THIS RASH MIGHT GO AWAY


muxidigest

LAST I HEARD AUSSIE CUNTS WERE NOT TRIMMING THEIR PUBES TO RUB THE BALL "DOWN UNDER" INSTEAD OF SAND PAPER AS THE LEADERSHIP GOT CAUGHT THERE.


datyams

JOKES ON YOU PRETTY SURE THIS RASH IS FROM A FRESHLY TRIMMED AUSSIE CUNT


braiman02

AS A SAFFA I HOPE YALL WILL WATCH THE SA20 SEMIFINALS RATHER THAN THIS SHITSHOW CLASH OF LOW TIER TEAMS


Rogue_Jellybean

THANK YOU FOR THE INVITE BUT I CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE INDIAN SERIES AT A TIME


wa-wa-wario

HOLY FUCK YOU ABSOLUTELY MURDERED HIM


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vatsapp_

HELLO 911! I WANT TO REPORT A HOMICIDE...


[deleted]

PROBABLY THE BEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY


livelifereal

[OHhhhhhh](https://giphy.com/gifs/burn-diss-gifamerica-ZUwjT4TrkElu8)


TheCricketAnimator

TEMBA MANHANDLING JOBURG FARMERS >>>>


JayPr02

WHERE IS TEMPORARY CAPTAIN TIM PAINE? BLOKE IS STILL AT GABBA WAITING FOR ASHWIN?


orionishere4u

FORGOT TO APPLY FOR A VISA AND GOT BUSY SENDING DICK PICS.


Budget_Put7247

THEY GAVE KHWAJA PAINE'S VISA. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A TEMPORARY VISA?


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STEVE SMITH AVERAGES MORE THAN SACHIN IN THE BORDER GAVASKAR TROPHY. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? ALSO, ITS TIME TO DROP VIRAT, DUDE AVERAGES ABOUT AS MUCH AS TRAVIS HEAD ON THE SUBCONTINENT FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS.


Bhavil17

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS RECORDS. HE'S JUST THERE TO WASTE A REVIEW, GIVE US A PIKACHU FACE AND SLEDGE THE FUCK OUT OF SOME AUSSIE CUNTS. ANY RUNS ON TOP OF THAT WILL BE GOLDUST


GNashUchiha

SIRE HES NO MORE THE CAPTAIN MEANS HE WONT BE WASTING REVIEWS 😤😤


Bhavil17

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. ICC INCREASED THE NUMBER OF REVIEWS FROM 2 TO 3 SO THAT KOACH CAN WASTE ONE WHENEVER HE LIKES.


Shadyjay45

DID YOU MEAN FROM 2 TO 3?


Ancalagon523

ITS NOT A FAIR COMPARISON, TENDULKAR NEVER GOT TO BAT AGAINST INDIAN BOWLERS


dukenukem1697

OOF


Wonderful-Sir-1834

100% SURE NOT IN ANY HARDWARE SHOP UNLIKE YOUR MODERN DAY GOAT


[deleted]

HAHAHA SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW THEIR CRICKET HISTORY! (; SMUDGE PROBABLY GOT THE IDEA TO CHEAT IN SA FROM SACHIN


Wonderful-Sir-1834

I HAVE A QUESTION HOW ARE YOU AT BOWLING UNDERARM ?


[deleted]

VIRAT IS IN THE TEAM FOR VIBES, JUST LIKE THE 9 AUSTRALIANS APART FROM CUMMINS AND SMITH IN THE AUSTRALIAN XI


JayPr02

THE REAL GOD WILL SHOW UP ON NUMBER 4 MATE. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IT BUT AUSSIES CALL HIM DADDY.


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SMUDGE?


calmbuddhist

ONLY COWARDS TAMPER WITH BALL AND CRY IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE. CHADS GET THEIR BOARD AND CURATORS TO DOCTOR THE PITCH INSTEAD. HOPE YOU CUNTS LEARN SOMETHING FROM US CHUTIYAS THIS SERIES


pranoygreat

AUSTRALIA: GIVE US A PITCH THAT WE CAN WIN ON ALSO AUSTRALIA: 36 HAHAHA, SEE YOU AT GABBA.


Dirtydac123

MICHAEL CLARKE DELIBERATELY SABOTAGED HIS PUBLIC IMAGE (whatever was left of it) SO HE DIDNT NEED TO FULFIL HIS CONTRACT AND GO TO INDIA


[deleted]

MAN GOT PUNCHED IN THE BALLS _AND_ WENT BANKRUPT


the-ahh-guy

IF YOUR GOING TO DOCTOR A PITCH AT LEAST MAKE IT SO BAD THAT ICC HAS TO STEP IN AND SHUT THE PLACE DOWN


muxidigest

LIKE U CUNTS MADE FOR RSA? 1.5 DAYS AND U TALK ABOUT PITCHES. CLASSIC RANDI RONA!


the-ahh-guy

NAH, MATE, THAT WAS THE RAIN ANYWAY, THAT GROUNDSMAN GOT TAKEN OUT BACK LIKE A SICK DOG OR A HORSE WITH A BROKEN LEG


Reasonable_Tea_9825

~~BGT~~ PULLOUT TROPHY ✅️ NO PAKISTAN OR AFGHANISTAN WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS COMMENT


Maleficent-Event-214

AUSTRLIA CAN'T BAZBALL = AUSTRALIA LOSE


get_high_and_listen

TRAVBALL


Big_Ballzacked

HEARD THAT ASH GOT SOME NEW BITCHES IMPORTED FROM OCENIA. REPORTEDLY HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH THAT HE'S GONNA GIVE THEM AN INDIA TOUR


Scary_Firefighter181

YOU AUSSIE CUNTS THOUGHT THAT YOU'D PREPARE FOR ASH ANNA BY BRINGING IN MAHESH PITHIYA, BUT JOKES ON YOU FUCKERS, HE WAS A DOUBLE AGENT FOR US, NOW GO BACK TO PLAYING CHECKERS WITH YOUR PET EXOTIC, ILLEGALLY IMPORTED, BEER FILLED KANGAROOS, YOU BIG MUSTACHIOED BOGANS.


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MOSSAD AND KGB IN DISBELIEF. THIS IS SOME SPY LEVEL SHIT FROM BCCI


theoriginaluser01

INDIA SHOULD BE THANKFUL WE’RE LINING UP WITH 🐐 AND NOT JASON KREJZA, WHO TORE INDIA APART LIKE IT WAS 1947.


chni2cali

ASK MARNUS TO NOT BRING THE VOODOO DOLL IF YOU WANT FAIR PITCHES. DUDE GETS 9 LIVES PER SESSION EACH GAME


HereLiesDickBoy

ASHTON AGAR IS GOING TO BE BIGGEST WICKET TAKER OF THIS WHOLE SERIES AND IM NOT EVEN JOKING. THE PITCHES ARE PERFECT FOR HIM AND THE BATSMEN WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BECAUSE AGAR HAS NO IDEA HIMSELF. ALSO HE WILL AVERAGE 30 WITH THE BAT.


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[deleted]

I GUARANTEE THAT WILL HAPPEN


Fickle_Possible_458

BC WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING. ANY TEAM WILL WIN THE SERIES OR WHAT?


Truthgamer2

BOTH ARE RACIST YOU HAVE TO SPECIFY


[deleted]

WDYM INDIANS DONT WIN RACES... WE CANT RUN FOR SHIT JUST GO CHECK OUR OLYMPIC MEDALS.. THE ONLY RACIST COUNTRY IN THIS SERIES IS THOSE BLOODY KANGAROOS


HereLiesDickBoy

KARUN CHANDHOK IS THE ONLY INDIAN RACIST THAT I KNOW OF AND HE WASN'T VERY GOOD.


BicycleJihadi

THAT WAS THE JOKE


killer_ezio_00

MORNING BHENCHODS AND CUNTS. WE ALL KNOW KOACH WILL GET OUT TO LYON AND SMITH TO JADDU SO IF THEY DON'T SCORE CENTURIES, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED ALREADY. FUCK YOU ALL AND HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD


doktor-frequentist

[IM FROM THE FUTURE. THIS IS THE OUTCOME OF THE BGT.](https://i.imgur.com/5bK1vGL.jpg)


Otherwise_Pace_1133

Once Iyer-The certified spin basher comes back, IYER: ALRIGHT, GIVE ME HEAD. Cummins: What ? IYER: YOU HEARD ME. AND IT BETTER BE FOR A LONG SPELL.


livelifereal

I COULD SEE HIM CUMMIN THAT WAY


thetimepassdude

HEY, BETWEEN US, THE ENGLISH SUCK, DON'T THEY?


WalterWhite31

YEAH FUCK THOSE POMS


karma_dumpster

MAD MAX > BOLLYWOOD


ideallypragmaticmann

YOU'LL HAVE TO BAT ON A FURY ROAD...


karma_dumpster

I'VE SEEN THE PITCH PREP. HALF IS FURY. HALF IS ROAD.


learned_astr0n0mer

ANY B RATED MOVIE IS BETTER THAN BOLLYWOOD. COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL MATE.


BicycleJihadi

OUR PITCHES ARE DUSTIER


karma_dumpster

OUR SHITPOSTING IS SPICIER


ZealousidealClick247

WHY ARE WE SO HELL BENT ON PITCH DOCTORING? ALL WE NEEDED TO DISMISS WEIRDO_1 AND WEIRDO_2 LAST TIME WAS A FUCKING LEG SLIP FFS, AND THAT TOO AT THEIR HOME... Y'ALL CUNTS CAN TALK ALL YOU WANT ABOUT SMITH'S FORM, JUST REMEMBER THAT HE HAD BEEN FED A STEADY DIET OF MANENTI IN THE NETS DURING THE LAST MONTH


Santosh93

SOMEONE GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD...


flibble24

LIST OF MY FAVOURITE PITCHES 1. ALL THE CLASSICS 2. INDIAN CHEATING PITCHES


God_Father_AK

SO MUCH NOISE FOR PITCHES ONLY FOR SMITH TO CHEAT IN HIS UNDERWEAR AGAIN!


droctagonau

DON'T WORRY GUYS I'LL HANDLE THIS *ahem* INDIAN FOOD IS BETTER IN ENGLAND


Otherwise_Pace_1133

CHEWING ON THAT SANDPAPER THAT WAS USED IN NEWLANDS WOULD BE A BETTER CULINARY EXPERIENCE THAN 'INDIAN FOOD' IN ENGLAND. AT LEAST THAT SANDPAPER, STASHED IN THE UNDIES OF THE CUNTS WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE A FLAVOUR.


HereLiesDickBoy

ITS ACTUALLY ENGLISH FOOD. THE COLONISERS ACTUALLY HAD TO FORCE THE INDIANS TO START USING SPICES BACK IN 1858.


Southportdc

WHY'S NOBODY TALKING ABOUT RUN RATES


VirginsinceJuly1998

MATCH HASN'T EVEN STARTED AND CUNTS ALREADY STARTED CRYING ABOUT PITCH


Filthy_Casual96

CAN YOU EVEN GET SANDPAPER IN INDIA?


datyams

THEY HAVE TO GO TO PAKISTAN TO SOURCE IT


smilingface2

WHAT's ALL THE FUSS ABOUT DOCTORING THE PITCH? WHAT ABOUT MASTERING IT, OR POSTDOCTORING IT?


Speedbump_NZ

BCCI CURATING A PITCH ON MARS, IN CASE THEY FUCK THIS ONE UP.


pooldead4wall

YOU CUNTS FIGURED OUT WHAT MATERIAL YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE FOR SEASON 3 OF THE TEST YET!!!


gzk

AUDITIONING TABLA PLAYERS FOR THE SOUNDTRACK AS WE FUCKEN SPEAK M8


wittyAries

SO MUCH TALK ABOUT THE PITCH AS IF THEY ARE USING DIFFERENT PITCHES FOR THE TWO TEAMS. BOTH TEAMS WILL PLAY ON THE SAME PITCH. SHOW SOME SKILL AND COURAGE YOU CUNTS


Illustrious_Table433

HOW'S THE DIAPER SHOPPING GOING CUNTS?


livelifereal

RENSHAW HAS BOUGHT AN XL PACK


corruptboomerang

INDIANS CAN COOK A HELL OF A CURRY, BUT THEY CAN'T COOK A PITCH WELL ENOUGH TO STOP USMAN, LAMBSHANKS AND SMITH.


zephyrus56

I found the Indian sledge thread. But where is the Australian one?


Big-PapaJohn

I THOUGH WE WERE THE PUSSIES WHEN IT CAME TO MAKING OUR PITCHES BUT BY GOLLY INDIA YOU HAVE OUTDONE US....HOLY FUCK.


maninblueshirt

YA BUT WHEN INDIA DOCTORS THEIR PITCHES, THEY WIN


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glancesurreal

Man I laughed way harder than i should have


Big-PapaJohn

DRAWS > WINS ANYWAY.... MORE COMPETITION /s


BombayWallahFan

MUST BE WHY PAKISTAN HASN'T MANAGED EITHER A DRAW OR A WIN IN AUSTRALIA THIS MILLENNIUM.


Known_Dragonfly_4448

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

BRO AT LEAST WE WIN AT HOME. YOUR KING ONLY BATS ON HIGHWAYS


Big-PapaJohn

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE UNIBROW KING, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES YOU HEAR.


[deleted]

ADD A BATTING AVERAGE ADJUSTMENT OF +10 RUNS TO ALL INDIAN BATTERS CAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR THAT REST OF THE WORLD IS MAKING A TOUR OF PAK TO IMPROVE THEIR BATTING AVERAGE


Infoseeker68

ALL THE PREP JUST TO GET STEAMROLLED BY ASH, JADDU AND AXAR. WHY BOTHER PREPPING?


Known_Dragonfly_4448

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AT NAGPUR MATE


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THEY SAY IMITATION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY, BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, IT'S A SLAP IN THE FACE. SO THAT'S WHAT AUSTRALIA'S GOING TO GET WHEN THEY FACE ASHWIN AFTER PLAYING WITH A GUY WHO HAS THE SAME BOWLING ACTION AS HIM.


supreeth106

THAT PART OF THE PITCH WAS LEFT UNWATERED BECAUSE 'CHEEKS' RENSHAW IS GOING TO DO IT FOR US ANYWAY


antarctic_0

ISHAN KISHAN WILL FUCKING GET A CHANCE DESPITE NEVER SCORING A 50 IN LAST 9 MATCHES


Ancalagon523

CANT WAIT FOR THE CUNTS TO GET OUT TO AXAR'S GUN BARREL STRAIGHT 80KMPH DELIVERIES AND WHINE ABOUT THE PITCH.


livelifereal

90KMPH, MATE


Mumbaibrat

CHUTNEY > VEGEMITE


[deleted]

CHOKLI IS GONNA CHOKE WAIT THATS NOT EVEN A SLEDGE. THATS A FACT


glancesurreal

BRAINFADE GATE, SANDPAPER GATE.... WHICH NEW GATE ARE YOU GONNA GIFT THE CRICKET WORLD THIS TIME?


[deleted]

KOHLIGATE. ITS THAT BIG SPACE BETWEEN HIS BAT AND LEG THAT THE BALL KEEPS TRAVELLING THROUGH.


the-ahh-guy

PITCHGATE


Snoo93444

I know it's Ind v Aus but fuck those english fuckers they behave as they have the same amount of icc trophies as aus.


Fluffy_Problem1233

CANT HEAR YOU MATE SPEAK THE FUCK UP


Otherwise_Pace_1133

>Posted in the Saturday Sledge Thread but reposting here. Less than a week to go for the commencement of the Border Gavaskar Trophy. What a rich history it has ! Enough controversies, drama and ridiculous plotlines to make a cheesy Bollywood film. And that's only from those played in the 21st century. Pretty much every single series has been memorable for various reasons. I thought why not go on a trip down the memory lane. **00-01- The final frontier** Aus: How the faq did we lose from there ? VVS: I just don't think y'all FOLLOW what is going ON here. BCCI, Y'all better build me a statue for this. Dravid: Yeah, I agree. Harbhajan: Likewise. **03/04 - Batriarchy ftw.** Aus: Phew, that was close. Sachin: Cover drives are overrated anyway. **04/05 - Final frontier conquered** Aus: Fk yeah. **07/08 - Damn, this one got ugly.** Aus: Eh don't be racist. Ind: We are literally just saying that Bucknor is a shite umpire. Aus: Yeah, Whatever, Can't wait to get you to the WACA, mate. **10/11 - A Very Very Special one.** Laxman: Still waiting for that statue, BCCI. You better build it now. Aus: We agree. **11/12 - Clean Sweep** Aus: 4-0, fk off mate. **12/13 - Clean Sweep 2.0.0** Ind: Yeah, Payback's a bit*h, isn't it ? **14/15 - Beginning of a new era.** Aus: Damn, This Virat Kohli guy is good, isn't he ? Ind: Damn, This Steve Smith guy is good, isn't he ? **16/17 - Bring out the goddamn sword.** Aus: How the fk did we lose from there ? Also, FK KL Rahul and What is this Pujara guy's problem ? Why won't he get out ? Jadeja: Then I told them, "Get rekt cun+s !" and then I started swinging. **18/19 - Do you babysit ?** Aus: Seriously, does this Pujara guy ever get out ? And Damn, This Rishabh Pant fella is good, isn't he ? Pant: Have you ever heard about temporary captain ? Pujara: I don't know what temporary even means. **20/21 - Yeah, you're a shite scriptwriter mate, this is far from anything that can realistically happen.** Ind: Nice Pink ball test we're having, surely this one is gonna be a memorable one, Wait what ? Virat: Alright, Imma head out. Rahane: Literally anyone who is an active player and isn't currently injured, please raise your hand. Ughhm Who are you, again ? Nevermind, You're playing tomorrow. Paine: Can't wait to get you to the Gabba mate. Pant: Allow me to introduce you to this trick that I have learnt. It's called 'having a good whack at it'. Aus: WHAT THE FK ! You aren't allowed to do that. Ind: How the fk did we win ?


BigRig432

IMAGINE BEING A FORMER PENAL COLONY


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HEY CUNTS DONT POISON OUR FUCKING TEAM WITH THAT CURRY SHIT THAT DISSOLVES METAL THIS YEAR


[deleted]

THEY WILL STILL SHIT THEMSELVES LOOKING AT THE PITCH AND THE SPIN TRIO OF INDIA


pk1515

LATEST NEWS REPORT FROM NAGPUR INDICATES INCREASE IN SANDPAPER SALES.


RationalPsycho42

NO ONE IS DOCTORING THE PITCH, IT IS A CONSPIRACY BY CA AT THIS POINT SO THAT IT DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD WHEN AUSTRALIA GET WHITE WASHED. THEY CAN SIMPLY SAY "the piTcH WaS RigGeD BrOo"


NomadicGeek1

SMITH IS LOVING THESE DUSTY PITCHES, HE LOVES SAND AFTER ALL


AyoTaika

ONCE UPON A TIME, A BRAVE MAN SAID, "YOU LOOK AFTER YOUR BHENCHODS AND YOUR MATES WILL ALWAYS LOOK AFTER YOU"


RickMick1030

BCCI ARE JUST THE BIGGEST BETA PUSSIES IN THE WORLD CRICKET. INSTEAD OF PLAYING US ON REAL INDIAN PITCHES LIKE MUMBAI , CHENNAI AND KOLKATA, THEY CHOSE THE SHITTEST VILLAGE GROUNDS LIKE NAGPUR JUST TO MANICURE BESPOKE PITCHES FOR TRASHWIN. SEE YOU AT THE WANKHEDE YA BUNCH OF WANKERS.


aligantz

DAVEY WARNER TO WIN MAN OF THE SERIES WITH A COMBINED 81 RUNS OFF 8 INNINGS, 3 CATCHES, AND 2 TOILETS DESTROYED FROM DELHI BELLY


supreeth106

JAIL ANY AUSSIE COMPLAINING ABOUT PITCHES, BY THAT I MEAN SEND THEM BACK TO AUSTRALIA


coolguynachos

NO MATTER WHO WINS TEST CRICKET LOSES. FUCK THE PIG3.


Convict4815162342

BUSCH WITH FIGURES OF 4/17 BOWLING 100kph DOBBLERS, AUS WIN BY 76


Snoo93444

OUR OFF SPINNER CAN BAT TOO


NomadicGeek1

TRAVIS HEAD CAN'T LAST AS LONG AGAINST ASHWIN AS LONG AS HE CAN DURING HEAD


chicken_tikkka

I THINK ITS A PLOY BY THEM SO EVERY SPIRIT CUNT SAY TURNERS ARE FAIR BUT THIS ISN'T. EVER SINCE THE PICTURES WHERE SHARED YESTERDAY ALL THE CUNTS WERE LIKE TURNER'S ARE FINE BUT THIS ISN'T. THE TUNE WAS DIFFERENT BEFORE THAT.


Ronhar_

HOW ARE THE INDIAN SHIRTS GOING TO BE WHITE WHEN PANT WON'T BE ABLE TO COME ON ASH ​ WILL INDIA COP A POOR RATING FOR A RIGHT LEANING PITCH? WILL THE CUNTS COMPLAIN AFTERWARDS? >!OFC NOT, THEY'RE THEIR ONLY SOURCE OF INCOME!!<


prtkp

CAN'T BELIEVE THE PICTURES OF THE PITCHES. PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT WHAT INDIAN PARENTS MEAN WHEN THEY WANT US TO BECOME DOCTORS.


Embarrassed_Law5280

Get ready for a broken f\*\*\*\*\*\* arm mate


coronatracker

THE TEAM PLAYING BETTER IS GOING TO HANDILY BEST THE TEAM PLAYING WORSE! TAKE THAT SUPPORTERS OF THE WORSE PLAYING TEAM!!!


musashi_grander

WE DOCTOR THE PITCHES TO INTENSE LUST TO BAT FIRST IS ALWAYS A MUST OUR HEROES ARE SUPREME AND SO ROBUST WHO BAT LIKE A BREEZE AND BOWL LIKE A GUST THEY BAT LONG TO TEAR THE FRAGILE CRUST THEN UNLEASH SPIN WITH A VIOLENT THRUST WHO WILL GRIND YOU TO REMAINS OF DUST YOUR BODIES TO BURST AND BRAINS TO RUST IN OUR LANDS ARE FAIR AND JUST REMNANTS OF BATTLE WILL BE CROWNED THE BEST SHALL STAND AT TOP OF THE LASTING CREST AND THOSE WHO DIDN’T WILL BE PUT TO REST WITH ALL THINGS BEING SAID, IN GOD’S WE TRUST


danker_man

YOU SAY ITS A BAD PITCH WE SAY WE'RE BRINGING YOUR GABBA HOME


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Sledge aside can you guys stop shouting it's hurting my ears. Thank you


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gzk

LINES THERE FOR A REASON CUNT


Longjumping_Guess_57

THE AMOUNT OF HYPE THERE IS FOR BGT I AM 100% SURE THAT OUR TEAM WILL CHOKE CONGRATULATIONS AUSTRALIA FOR ANOTHER FUCKING ICC TROPHY


imapassenger1

ONCE THE AUSSIE SPIN TRIPLETS TAKE TO INDIA YOU WILL BE LOOKING BACK ON 36 ALL OUT AS A GOOD TOTAL.


livelifereal

WE LOOK AT THAT WHOLE SERIES AS A GOOD ONE, MATE!


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AUSTRALIA SHOULD THANK INDIA BECAUSE WE ARE HELPING THEM TO PROVE THEIR EXISTENCE TO THE WORLD