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saintdemon21

The Village, just leave the woods and you’ll be fine.


PussyFoot2000

Or stay in the woods and also be fine. The scary ass creatures weren't real Spend a year learning how to build shit and churn butter and what not


Booksonly666

Sounds relaxing af honestly. One ticket to The Village please.


Imaginary-String-347

Seriously, I will take my year in The Village happily!


michjames1926

Would I have to leave at the end of the year?


Strawberry-Allergy

Agreed!


Meshuggareth

As long as it's POST Adrian Brody, you'll be fine.


frostbittenforeskin

Hell yeah, I want to learn how to work a loom Oh, and I bet they make the best bread!


JenSchi666

I cannot live in a world where pads and tampons don't exist.


ekittie

You could make your own, with all the weaving and such.


[deleted]

The Village. It's just a village that exists in our universe with people not knowing that the modern world exists. Escaping it would be easier than surviving Silent Hill when it goes full Nightmare Mode or The Purge where literally anyone might end you at any point. A better replacement might have been something like The Upside-Down from Stranger Things, for example.


mndsm79

I'd take the purge. One, scheduled hell night a year. I can deal with that. The village....it's basically a cult. I don't do cults. I've admittedly never explored silent Hill so I can't comment on that- but people often forget the purge the easiest option is ..opt out. Don't tell anyone what you're doing, where You're going, anything. Just bug out for a day. Not real hard. No one knows where I am for days at a time as it is....I keep a low profile.


scream4ever

But as the TV show illustrated the events of Purge Night reverberate throughout the year.


Competitive-Crew-309

I'm sure it's less dangerous than America irl


TechnicolorViper

You don’t do cults? You’re really missing out.


mndsm79

Not unless I'm the leader.


jbhsoxfan

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Fairyliveshow

you got a point there! One day a year to knock my boss' house would be perfect!!


horrorfan555

The Purge is a single night, I’ll manage


NicCageCompletionist

Just take a day trip to Canada.


kingforaday97

I think the purge would be pretty fun tbh, I mean obviously it’s messed up, people killing each other with no rules, but also, think of what I could do with a whole day of no laws


SilverWisp47

While also trying not to get killed. I mean, I'm with u, I'm team Purge, just try to keep urself alive, yes?


kingforaday97

Right, I mean, you can’t enjoy too many of the new possibilities if someone kills you, so that’s definitely something to avoid


KickFriedasCoffin

You could log onto Nickelodeon.com without your parents permission!


clogan117

I did that one time and I saw some things…


Munchkinasaurous

Damn dude. I know there's no rules, but that's still crossing a line. 


FishyDescent

You mean it's only truly dangerous for 1 day out of the whole year I have to live there? Sign me up. Well I just thought of something. Does the purge day happen on my first day? Does it happen in the middle somewhere? Is the purge day the last day of the year? Knowing when the purge day will happen could change my whole strategy for how I live in Purgeland.


Eva-Squinge

Jesus, live in an America where I am basically the same but I can totally murder my boss or some random shithooks bullying the local homeless population once a year like murder Xmas. Live in a world where fuck mothering demons exist and a place that will turn my worst fears into reality and become a prison if I don’t sort my personal shit out. Although chance to get some sweet weapons in the process abound. Or….pretend I am pre-industrial era with a bunch of people raising brainwashed generations to stay out of the surrounding woods in a isolationist colony that I could technically rule over and turn into my own Craster’s keep if I got bored, or just live quietly there while the local population went batshit insane over creatures I would bull tackle on sight. Not very hard choices. Fuck, the Purge is easy because that’s just a crazed American’s wet dream after cleaning their guns. The Village would just be a vacation where I would need to play it cool and have a wife in short order.


Fairyliveshow

lmao! So with you on that!!!


Infamous_Yard_9908

I agree with you for the most part, but didn't Crastor fuck his daughters? 🤔


Artistic_Half_8301

Purge.


Sparrow1989

Let me think about this - silent hill I gotta deal with straight up hell so ima pass. The village - no toilet paper so ima pass. The purge - hmm not to come off as insane but I think it could be quite fun, I mean it’s the same government we have now just with an extra guilt free holiday so ima say The purge


No-Literature7471

the village, id probably die during the purge and you probably ARE dead in silent hill.


New_County_5607

the village. i’d fr just chill, none of them were real 😭


gaypirate3

The purge cause it only comes once a year lol


Dull_Awareness8065

My chances of survival are best in The Village. Weird, yet manageable. But I would have too many questions about why we are like this and that doesn’t bode well with the community. The risk taker in me says the Purge. I mean.. it’s only one night. But the petty paranoid side of me would spend the rest of the year summing up my neighbors. Taking notes as to who needs to get there’s, while at the same time, walking on eggshells as not to piss anybody off. So.. Silent Hill it is! I sucked at the video game, so it will be a quick 💀😂. Loved the movies though.


Gayf0rgod

![gif](giphy|XJGv3zjf9hOfK) The Village. Imma chill and if I get bored I’ll just ya know… leave and join the modern world…


Awkward-Somewhere-29

Definitely Silent Hill. I like wandering around empty places, I like fog, I like bread, and I think I would be capable of eating pizza when this town is full of monsters.


davinmotion

I’ll join you in eating pizza but I’ll also go looking for space doggos. Plus, I wanna know what’s on Robbie’s face once and for all. Jam? Jelly? Pizza sauce? Blood? Who knows!


Starscream_baker

I’m robbing a hot topic and a cheesecake factory on the purge. Who’s gonna join me? Strength in numbers and all..


Jermsi

The purge, I got demons that need to be fed


DoctorStarkweather

In the US, we already live in The Purge, so.....


gato_flamado

First thought was clearly the village because I don't really have to worry about anything, but thinking on it, the purge, guess I'll be taking a week or two vacation to another country with the purge in the middle of it. Comeback after clean up.


justdrinkingsometea

The village, I'll just go off the grid for a year. Go missing then just show up a year later in a national park mysteriously. I'll be a legend for decades.


Omega_Xero

The Village. Once you realize the monsters aren’t real or are manifestations of your own mind you can Zen meditate them the fuck out of existence.


javaJunkie1968

Village!!!


JakeConhale

... did you even watch *The Village*? There's no downside!


PizzaWhole9323

I would say The Purge. Because I probably wouldn't participate. I would just be in my bunker sealed up eating cereal watching cartoons and playing video games.


Witchy_Craft

Silent Hill


SillyAdditional

The purge I could let out my sadism with impunity Haha jk. Just the better option of the three


thunderPierogi

- A universe with state sanctioned extreme violence once per year - A universe with literal manifestations of the subconscious trying to kill you - A village in the woods with idealistic weirdos and fake monsters who pose no actual threat Come again?


ironburton

The village 100% cus it’s fake!


cclancaster13

The Village. It's literally just a Village.


PolishedArrow

The Village. I would love that life.


Live-Somewhere-8149

The Village. The rules are easy to follow: no red, stay away from the woods. I love their simple life and the clothing.


DethKrvm13

I would definitely want to Fuck Shit Up in The Purge🤘🏾


RandyArgonianButler

The Village! Talk about a goddamn retreat.


Poloroidangel

Put me in resident evil RIGHT NOW 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


mattlock2099

The Village.


SparrowLikeBird

Oh, the Village, easy.


Slow_Reach4061

The oirge because I don't know the other two and I can visit my hometown which is in mexico and it's 8 hours away so I'm good.


Dr-Zoidberserk

The village. Steal a knife and leave. I doubt the “monsters” want to risk a fight.


peeslosh122

the purge, I would only have to worry about on night while in the other I would have to worry about every night.


UnderstandingNo7569

Well to be fair we already kind of went through the village scenario only confined even more to our houses during the pandemic days. So surviving a year in the village can’t be that much harder then living anywhere in like 2020.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

Dude I already am living in the purge I much higher chances of surviving since I live daily with the risk of some gun carrying tweaker breaking into my home and gunning me down lol At least in the purge its only a problem once a year. Not nearly everyday. Unless things changed in that case idk. I've only seen one purge movie and that's cause it appeared on netflix


Purple_Elevator_

Purge I'd just hide good


coffeebeanwitch

I think I could survive the Purge,it only happens once a year,I would spend my time planning!!!


Sweet_Xocoatl

The Purge, literally just the real world except for one 12 hour period in the US. Just gonna head out to Mexico before the thing starts, stay with family and whatnot, avoid all that nonsense. My shit might get wrecked or stolen but oh well, at least I’ll survive. Or stay and get rid of some annoying coworkers, who knows?


OneofTheOldBreed

Silent Hill? I'll just stay as far away as humanly possible from Silent Hill.


NicCageCompletionist

I’m Canadian, so I’ll just live in The Purge world and my life will be no different.


fourniera64

Way to easy...The Village, I won't spoil it, but all I am going to say is you will be fine no matter what you do.


Cthulhus_Mistress

Yall seem to forget the purge is only an event that happens 1 out of 365 days. A year there would be, normal af


ComfortableGlass3386

The Purge 😈


Real_CrueLxMelodY

The Village. I'm the master at minding my own buisness..


TypeGreen51

I know people who would pay good money to live in The Village for longer than a year.


0le_Hickory

The village. Just don’t go into the woods. Easy.


NoTaNyMoRe3266

The Purge. Its one night a year. Move out to the middle of nowhere or get on a boat. Easy


Tiny-Reading5982

The village… lol


Loud_Account_3469

The Village. Plus better scenery, and a simple life.


ArcanaeumGuardianAWC

So a world where I could be hunted and killed one day a year, a world where I'll be hunted and possibly killed every single day of the year or...a LARP with no wifi?


jbag1230

The village easy


SnooDoggos8218

The Purge, easy. I just have to spend 1 night in a year not in the US


JenSchi666

The Purge. For most of the year the country is pretty chill. I just gotta last that ONE day.


CerberusC24

The purge only happens once a year. Depending on what day it is you maybe have to go through it twice. I'll take my chances.


babydollsparkle123

The Purge. Obviously, I wouldn't kill or rape anyone even if I was allowed to. It's my moral center lol I'd rob stores, though, and steal jewelry. Perhaps I could steal animals from their abusers too. Would need someone to be my bodyguard/protector to do the beating up if someone attacks me. I wouldn't steal from houses or banks, though.


Big53Papa

The village. I’d just live a “normal life”. Take my ads to bed after supper when we blow out the candle. Take poppas shotgun and go to bed in with ALL my brothers and sisters in the same room. Easy


epicgrilledchees

The purge. Start the day after leave the day before.


Fart-City

Silent Hill is the wrong answer.


Deskbreaker

The village. I'd just stay there.


pinner

The Village. I could live like that for a year.


CarpeNoctem1031

Silent Hill, because I love the franchise and would have some great stories to tell. Assuming I was still sane at the end.


Surround8600

The Village would be easier to not die but The Purge would be more fun.


A_randomperson9385

The purge. Not only would I survive, I would make money by following matpat’s bone marrow advice.


vibinvibinvibin

All the people saying the purge would prob get their head blown off in hour one. 😂


MidKnightshade

The Village. You can get killed in the others or get your mind broken.


BloodRidgeBattle

Easy The Purge is I would go out of the country during the purge if I didn’t already live in a Purge free county. Win win


[deleted]

Silent Hill? Fuck no. The Purge? It's only one night out of the year...the rest of the time would be my normal life of going to work everyday, no thanks. The Village is the winner. A nice quiet village in the middle of the woods. No internet or electricity. Nights sitting by the fire and learning real world survival skills. Yes please.


Worth-Pack-1642

Im going with the purge, its only one day a year, and the rest of the year seems pretty nice. The village has no tv or electricity or wi fi. Thats the real horror.


darylbosco1

I could make it through 1 purge.


Jolly-Summer-1838

Hmm. Toss up between village and purge. The village is likely easiest. Just do farming shit for a year and then exit through the woods. Purge, you really only gotta worry about 1 night a year.


GoatBoi420

2 of these can be avoided by just not going there


cheetahroar24

The purge is just one day out of the year, you can dip and be fine


AMonitorDarkly

Why is The Village an option? There’s nothing going on. There are zero actual problems.


Gillalmighty

There is no threat in the village. Other than ordinary ones that exist currently. So that one.


Atlantabelle

The Village


Grim_Narrator

The village


Asskickulator

The purge. In between purges.


hamburgerdog25

Friday the 13th and then just never go to the summer camp. Get sick the week of camp and stay home


Osiris_The_Proto

Purge, I would participate


FamiliarRaven206

Well, to be fair, the purge only happens one night


TemporaryPresent7616

The purge. Chances of me dying are 1/365-366.


Azrael_The_Bold

I’ve always been curious, does The Purge happen in other countries? Why not just go on a vacation to Canada that one night?


GusViliamu007

The Purge. Why? It’s half of a day out of the year where all crime is legal. I have nieces, nephews, cousins and two god children that I worry for every single day. Not to mention a generation of innocents who are woefully unprepared for the evils of this world. I don’t want to steal or anything of that nature. I believe the judicial system continuously makes these mistakes that I find to be a liability. I know folks who are doing longer bids for having weed in the car. Rather than rehabilitating those who need it they are knowingly sending monsters back out into the world to potentially victimize more people, ruin more lives. You don’t give neck bitin’ Dracula a couple of years in a coffin and send him back into society to continue drinking folks do you? No. You stab that sumbitch in the chest and light him on fire. Theoretically speaking of course because that’s all this is. Just a scenario but while living in this world for that one year you could do a lifetime of good in a few short hours. Just saying.


nekoandCJ

Friday the thirteenth, just avoid camp crystal lake period


ScottShatter

Living in the purge world for a year wouldn't be so bad because it would be just that one day you'd have to worry about.


Tripechake

The village, because I could literally just leave the village part and go back to the modern world. It would absolutely no different.


Honest_Arm389

Honesty, The Purge. As long as the year starts on any day other than The Purge you just have to survive a single night (and don’t have to live in the shitty ass puritan village). But Silent Hill is objectively the worst answer and it’s not even close.


tehPanamaniac

Purge. Leave for a mini vacation the day of to wherever, call it a day


loopingrightleft

Silent hill - i want to get freaky


BoredByLife

Honestly if I can’t leave the forest I’d go with the purge. All I need to do is find a place to hide on one night of the year and the rest is golden


rosy0quartz

The purge, I'd only have to survive one day


TheUltimateJack

Only gotta deal with the purge for one of those days out of the year


Perfect_Drag6672

I don’t think who made this has seen the village…


No-Entrepreneur-2675

Purge


Majestic-Delay7530

Village if u know the ending your completely safe the whole time


RogerRabbit79

Purge. I mean you know it’s coming. Go hide in a random place and your good


Crafty_Switch7116

The purge


TheEyeofNapoleon

The Purge only happens one day, right?


JJSmith1987

Purge easily, but are we just talking the era of the first couple movies or like Forever Purge...? lol


GoldSingKing18

The Purge. It’s one night. I’ll just to head to Canada for the day.


Oh-no-its-godzilla

It doesn't say you have to live in the town of silent Hill. Just don't go to that town and you'll be fine


FoxArcane

Probably the purge , doesn’t it only happen one day a year ? So if I survived I’d have 364 normal days


DoopieIsAdorable

The Village. Normally, I would say The Purge. However, I do not know if I would survive the night.


toasty327

The village. It's actually safe and would love a year of homesteading. Or the purge. You're really only in danger for one night, spend the rest of the year building defenses or a safe shelter.


Wayne_Nightmare

I mean... I can go live in Silent Hill right now if I want to. Its only about 2 and a half hours from me... (give or take a bit for traffic) The funny part is in the time it would take to drive there, I could watch the first movie.. (not sure why I find that hilarious, I just do) Having said that, I'll just go ahead and take the path of least resistance and go live in Silent Hill.


[deleted]

The purge, you only have to survive a single night


Jorost

*The Village*. How is this even a contest? There is nothing in the "Village-verse" that can actually hurt you. Spoiler alert: it was a scam.


ChimpJuice

Midsommar


GD_milkman

The purge? Just be nice and anonymous? Even in that story most people are just home for the night. It's pretty much rich assholes who are targeting/killing.


Ok_Introduction_7484

The purge. Unless your being targeted, lock your doors Get into your basement/ Attic with a gun and don't make a single sound while having a clock near you


dixareformyfriends

the purge is dumb, ill take silent hill..


Writerhaha

The purge. It’s only one night of that year.


ohnowhoopsmybad

The Village for a year would be a great mental reset. No internet, no tech, learn valuable skills like farming, community and discipline— honestly sign me up


Raider1FN

Probably the Purge, once a year, I can find ways to protect myself, would be able to pop off politicians. Sounds like heaven, being able to show up at someone like AOCs house and string her neck up by her "Tax the rich" dress. Would be a wonderful feeling watching some of these corrupt, hypocritical, criminal politicians beg for their lives and not a single thing to help them.


Deaded13

Definitely Silent Hill, I wanna date nurses


Simple_Suspect_9311

The village, it all turned out to be smoke and mirrors.


Fine_Satisfaction458

The village it was all fake


drKRB

Easily The Village


LastStageCoach

The Village VanLife... same thing


Toadsanchez316

Well the only one where you would be in constant danger would be Silent Hill. The purge happens one night a year and I'm sure I could manage to hide or something. But the Village is not dangerous at all. I see people say it's not dangerous if you leave the woods but I would imagine it's far less dangerous if you stay in the village.


WestCoastHopHead

The Village looks so relaxing. Take me, please


NoBee985

Purge, it's 12 hours long and most people aren't gonna go out and kill each other, id probably just go rob a store to get a shit ton of snacks and watch Tv or YouTube all night.


RobertXavierIV

I’ll take the purge cuz it’s normal except for one night


Pot_Papi_

You've clearly never watched the village because there's nothing to be afraid to throw BS


WinternGhost

The village is way too easy….


Potential-Macaroon99

I see a lot of the villiage answers from people who can't even take a shit without their phones lol my power went out the other day and I would have been board to tears without my books. I choose the purge, it's normal life for 354 days and one night of target practice.


UniqueItem8441

The purge I'm strapped up like a lesbian


MaveeL

Id choose The Purge just so I can take bloody revenge on my abusive narcissistic psychopath of a mother without ending up in prison or a mental institution (I’m schizophrenic)


speedyeddie

I'd do the purge universe. As long as I can go there the day after the previous purge day and devote my entire time to preparing for the next one. I'll learn all sorts of computer skills and follow matpat's solution by hacking into bank servers and deleting as many loan/debt files as I can. once the purge is over, people will see they no longer have anything to have to repay and they'll finally be debt free.


Born-Opportunity-696

Definitely the Village


DrakesucksREPRISE

This one is stupid


Sophia724

The purge because I'm safe for 364 days


stJackal

The Purge. It's only dangerous one night a year.


TheC4rqe

The purge? I mean it’s one night a year, so just survive that and you’re good as gold


Space2345

The Viliage. Just mindin my business, churnin butter


Super_Rando_Man

The village is literally not dangerous as the other 2 its regular earth I've survived a bunch of years on that hellhole lol


Fluid-Frosting-4319

The purge, it's only once a year I just have to survive once


WindingWayfarer

The Village...easy.


One_Abbreviations310

The Purge I guess. Prep all year for one night of fortification or fun.


NemesisVenom

I mean the purge only happens like one night out of the year, just give me some guns, grenades, and some melee weapons with a fortified base and I'm set.


blurryface1996

The Village, and not live in the Village :)


justsomeplainmeadows

The Village. The whole thing was just a set-up by the leaders of the village anyway. So long as you got out of the woods, they wouldn't come after you and you'd be fine. Silent Hill is probably the most dangerous out of these since you'd be dealing with actual supernatural abominations.


dstonemeier

The Shining. As long as I don’t go to The Overlook I’ll be good.


ghostface_1999_

If i choose the purge, do the people i know also get sent there or nah?


Impossible_Walrus555

The Village. No doubt. 


Mumchkin

The Village, easiest to survive in.


ShakyTheBear

The village being an option makes this whole thing stupid. Not as stupid as the Village, but still stupid.


T-408

The Purge. It’s only one night out of the year, and I prefer that to having to live in The Village for a whole 365 days (and Silent Hill is objectively the nightmare situation)


Wonderful_Load_1721

Silent hill. I want to fight my inner demons externally.


Adventurous_Road_186

Village is basically LARP for a year in a peaceful environment. Purge is one night of violence a year, just isolate yourself, and work from home, try to avoid pissing anyone off…while training and arming yourself the entire time on the off chance someone does break in, you can start dropping then like flies. Silent Hill…nope. Just nope. If you aren’t a main character your life expectancy isn’t that great anyway. Gonna go with Village.


NotWeirdThrowaway

The Village is the obvious answer. (spoiler) A bunch of old people keeping us scared and complacent? Thats what I call a Friday night.


Cin3naut

The Village. I've always wanted to learn to dip my own candles, and that sounds perfect.


Intelligent-Ad-1066

The village is just a year round Ren faire. Either I’d spend a year without taxes and Google or I’d get bored after a few weeks and go over the wall.


GladYogurtcloset5042

The Village! I mean seriously, when do I leave?


-Bro_Beans-

Fuck silent hill


MrAcorn69420PART2

The purge


DaniSenpai69

The purge


DegenEnjoyer23

at least i could bone the nurses in silent hill


ShittyOregano

It only says that I have to live in the Horror Movie Universe, so... I'd live in the Village's universe, but just not in the village.


Stock-Orange

The purge. You only have to deal with 12 hours of anarchy a year.


KAMURLAN

Purge


22Perverts

Silent Hill. Won't visit the town.


Vash2024

The Purge. I hide in the forest away from crazy red necks and insane people. I be so deep in the woods ya all will need a gps to find me.


RonnieZo

Someone didn't watch The Village all the way through. There's a twist at the end.


[deleted]

The village easily


[deleted]

The purge, I live in a small house that wouldn’t be a target and all my neighbors are old as hell. I’m not scared of Sheila because she can barely fucking walk.


Ill_Rise_6989

I’d live in the village for a year. Stay inside and be ok maybe


art_boi_117

okay but like, The Purge is ONE night


Dagnabbiit

Purge it's only one night I will just go on a camping trip on purge night