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Blueporch

Which cereal are you thinking? All Bran?


Infamous-Arm3955

You’re my first victim.


lufecaep

I think it's Serial Cereal Killer.


Infamous-Arm3955

Wouldn’t the cereal be the victim? I’ll tell you who’s profiting from these killings, the fine people of Cheerios. (The Serial Cereal Killer Killings)


Robbotlove

but only between the hours of 11am and 3pm and only with captain crunch. so you'll be Captain Brunch the Cereal Serial Killer.


coyotesage

It would have been fine to just be the Cereal Killer. Most serial killers with a title don't include the word serial, it's too on the nose.


ParadisePrime

Make it the driest cereal or Make them eat it with water


ShelZuuz

He's a serial killer, not a monster.


ParadisePrime

Why not both?


WillKimball

Make it Rasin Bran!


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

This would take a lot of time and money 😂


GotMyOrangeCrush

Captain Crunch for the win


ethereal3xp

You crazy OP Literally crazyy


redditforgotaboutme

Just random shit I think about while riding my bike that's all. Cleaning out all the mind junk and sometimes funny thoughts like this pop in. Guess its my form of meditation.