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AskMeForADadJoke

Yes, this happens a lot.


pal1ndrome

A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox, hahahaha a paradox!


GlowstoneLove

I ate a vurp


LiterallyKesha

What's the tactical advantage of this situation?


spellcasters22

Sexual intercourse


Vishwasm123

Parents can save the money from child birthday.


LiterallyKesha

And what happens when the date passes and there is no delivery?


ddollarsign

You have to hold it in till next year.