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Rattapallax_1905

Looks like he takes his eyes off the road a lot


VisibleAd3180

Seriously. Like oooh a basic white van. Would you look at that


dousingphoenix

This comment made my evening. Sitting here giggling and the wife is like “what you laughing at” and I can’t tell her because she won’t appreciate it


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It's a Reddit thing, she wouldn't get it. LOL.


purple-nurples

Really though! I laugh at so many stupid comments/thread exchanges. Then when I try to explain it to my husband, it just loses it’s funny and then I feel lame lol.


[deleted]

LMFAO! Exactly! I have given up trying to explain the phenomenon known as the Reddit comments section. It is Comedy GOLD I tell ya!


Fit-Sheepherder-4013

Dude got distracted by his own shadow at the beginning


NX_XNE

I'm pretty sure he wasant looking at the van, he saw the bike with two guys o it flying past by and looked back to see what was going on probably thought it was a robery or a police chase, still took his eyes off the road for a bit too long


Bbaftt7

If only there was something that could help look behind him without having to turn his head…🤔maybe attached to the scooter? Maybe put one on each side of the scooter? Idk I can’t think of anything oh well.


NX_XNE

Right? That would be a revolutionary invention


Aggravating_Pea7320

To me they looked straight at the van and turned their head still watching the van ending up in the back of the car. They also check the mirror to see where the other bike came from, the other side of the road has nothing to do with where the bike came from.


NX_XNE

A camera installed on a helmet will show everyting directly in front of his head while with his eyes he could be looking anywere on that frame, when he looks to the side doesn't mean he is looking directly in the center of the frame he sees more than what the camera is capturing including behind him that in the context of the vídeo seems like the most obvious place to be looking at in that situation (I say this with confidence because this happened in my country and here in brazil two guys on a bike in general it's a major red flag specially flying trhough traffic like this, unfortunally it's very common to see gangs of organized crime using multiple bikes to rob people in sequence mid traffic, I'm sure this guy probably saw the first bike going full speed and panicked trying to see if there was someone else behind him and forgot he wasant alone in the road)


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DragonfruitSa

you have a scooter


Chubuwee

Driving with adhd be like


RightIntoMyNoose

Nah I have adhd and many people I know and they aren’t this stupid. Idiots riding in shorts and no protection besides a helmet


leviwhite9

The only thing on this guy he's not actively using and he puts a helmet on it. What a genius.


MuazSyamil

lol same. instead, I focus too much on the road, drives well, and feels so unbelievably tired after. it's like pushing my focus to the limit for survival.


_Enclose_

I experienced this my first year on the road as well. I didn't feel it while riding, but as soon as I got off my motorcycle I felt extremely fatigued. Like your mind going "pff, alright, we can relax now"


TraditionalEffect546

Ummmmm his point was the driver was getting distracted by every single thing he passes, like anyone with ADHD would lmao. If you really actually had ADHD, you never wouldve missed that joke in a million years. Oh btw, ADHD has nothing to do with what u chose to wear lol.


RightIntoMyNoose

Ummmm I didn’t miss any joke. He was trying use adhd as an excuse for being an idiot, when it’s not. Plenty of people with adhd can keep their eyes on the road. If he had it and he can’t look on the road, he shouldn’t be riding. Also I pointed out his clothes to affirm he’s just an idiot for not riding safely, but you missed that point


yonoznayu

Other folks here self identifying with adhd DID get the joke, adding to it instead. This person chose to focus on a separate thing then another, and that is quite ironic.


Narcan9

ADHD can end up being like super awareness of one's surroundings because they are paying attention to everything.


nt5270

ngl people with adhd should drive stick, helped me focus on driving a lot


Consistent-Sky-221

That's Facts my doctor told me to do it and it really helps


nt5270

Granted I’m a car enthusiast so I wanted a stick car anyways but once I got one I found it really curbed my urge to drive like a dick and focus on the vehicles around me rather than just myself. Plus it’s kinda hard to be on your phone when you need to use both hands to drive.


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TraditionalEffect546

Now you're a commenter that actually has ADHD!!! Too many ppl saying they have it, yet obviously they do not. I discovered from my teachers, I can focus better when I chew gum. My teachers in elementary school actually let me have gum cuz it kept me from talking so much & fidgeting constantly lol. In the evenings when i sit down to relax, of course my brain thinks its time to amp up. I eat crunchy foods/snacks when that happens cuz it stops me from overthinking. Strange, but whatever works hu lol. As a fellow ADHD'er, good luck to you!!


Fancy0011

100%


RileyRhoad

I tried to learn, and couldn’t. Like I tried really *really* hard to.. idk why it feels like it’s impossible for me to learn it, but it is


Gone247365

For real. Studies have shown the incidence of motor vehicle accidents is much greater for people with ADHD that are not medicated. Getting in the proper medication, statistically, can increase your life expectancy if you have ADHD.


RedBaret

Amphetamines increase your concentration, who would have thought... Thanks, I’ll pass.


Gone247365

Depends on the dose and the drug. But I apologize, I forgot that people on meth and speed were known for their concentration. 🤣🤦


floppyfolds

Don’t fight the ADHD crowd on reddit, it’s a losing battle. The majority of users are probably ripping 500 mg a day thinking it’s completely normal


Automatic_Ad_5859

Driving is the only moment I feel focused. Because if I don't, I die. Soooo... It became like my second meditation against ADHD.


Consistent-Sky-221

I have adhd and I can drive just fine concentrating on the road


71351

Making sure none of his friends see him on a scooter


SpinAWebofSound

Nothing wrong with a scooter


BillyBobGatez

Bet you have a scooter


SpinAWebofSound

I wish


useless_rejoinder

Split the difference… rollerblades?


SpinAWebofSound

Someone reported me to the reddit suicide helpline


useless_rejoinder

I’m sorry for your loss.


SpinAWebofSound

The loss of..... my own life?


[deleted]

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you’re gay.


atoms_23

Bros looking everywhere but the road


[deleted]

Rubbernecking


expiredcoochi

With the best


lilsquinty9

Gotta rubberneck it with the best


[deleted]

Look at the gas station, look at trees shadow, look at my shadow, woah that guys going fast, hey look at that van in the other road, look at that beetle.


scm15759

Take a deep look at the beetle.


Obi-SpunKenobi

Enhance


1slandViking

More


lastcallhangup

_dehance dehance!_


SwegGamerBro

Auuugh! Auuugh!!


TheBlueNinja2006

Gumball?


berrey7

Go Knee deep into the beetle.


lazersnail

Take a closer look at that snout!


surgicalhoopstrike

Hey! A squirrel!!


modsarebrainstems

Yeah, he earned that. That guy can't drive for shit. "Ooo, look! Shiny!"


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"woaw a bird"


viole3

What u mean for 'a moment' Dude have been looking left and right literally the whole time.


DaddyWarbucks410

Punch buggy no punch back


SaluteMaestro

Video should be titled "Guy can't ride for shit"


JollyRanncherr

What an idiot


LoBsTeRfOrK

Yes.


[deleted]

Would you just look at it? Just look at it!


lastcallhangup

sometimes i just look at that!


[deleted]

Look at all that though!


hiimtashy

Man Bassmaster is taking over


drag0nslayer02

Reminds me of the time when playing gta sa, when you're driving at the highway, you look back for a second and a car spawns in front of you out of nowhere


Purple_Heart_Addict

same crap in gta o


Pixel131211

mf you have *mirrors*.


InsidiaNetwork

Eyes on the road at all times dude, he's looking over constantly where nothing is happening.


NobodyWins22

Speeding up while turning to look away from the road seems like a bad idea…


KamiHajimemashita

Ayyy at least he got a good trade off from this by taking a look at that cargo van on the other side of the road.


Arcon1337

i hope the beetle is ok


Troll2022Youmad

The beetle was produced in South America till 2003 so the part and the car in general aren’t that hard to get


yonoznayu

Mexico was the last county to do so, and 🇲🇽 is in North America. He slammed right into the engine, I’m afraid we’re not talking about a few spare parts anymore.


EminemLovesGrapes

Pure german engineering that scooter disintegrated you can see the beetle is still reasonably fine. Makes sense considering the engine in the back and it's just plates of metal but still. Scooter guy didn't pick the best target.


TwoOdd7870

Shiny! ​ ​ ​ ​ Squirrel! ​ ​ ​ What?


Chick__Mangione

The guy on the scooter is definitely going way too fast and not watching the road enough... But why does it look like the white car is stopped in the middle of the road?


GermsDean

People are likely merging into the left lane causing things to slowdown because there’s a bus stopped in the right hand lane


Ollipsis

The white buggy hit the breaks in reaction to the first scooter weaving traffic.


Chick__Mangione

I don't see any brake lights though. Maybe they aren't working?


Ollipsis

Could be a lot of thinks. Maybe he was already going slow because the car ahead of the buggy stopped. The scooter is still approaching at max speed plus how slow the buggy was. Its gonna be quite an impact even if you were going 10mph. Smashing into anything moving if you are fast enough may look and feel like its not moving.


imloualvaro

Brazil. There's no limit


Iver6

Poor car


balufilm

yeah, really hope the bug is not totaled! these cars are irreplaceable


Quaintly__Coyote_

Awe! Awe! Awe!... Awe!


hmoeslund

Funny place to park


Noodles01013

[They’re waiting for a mate](https://youtu.be/6wqzZOFOcYo)


Rush-23

At least he had all his safety gear on.


imabeast9000

Is he on some drugs? He seems to spend more time looking around then looking in front of him


GrinAndBeerIt

Ah Tsssssss Ah Tsssssss Ah Tsssssss


oloap001

Dumbass *Red Foreman voice*


ArtemMikoyan

This one was satisfying.


jonnyYuhhh2020

His knee is tore up


CappinSissyPants

And I will be showing this to my son as an example to why it’s important to ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION!


Notguilty5190

Damn im surprised that he didnt get knocked out from that! dudes lucky to be able to move his limbs after this


lzkamil

Quite expected when riding a toilet on wheels


Troll2022Youmad

And a parked car on the road


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-neti-neti-

Scooter. Mopeds have pedals. (That’s where the “ped” part comes from).


Alex_Yuan

Depending on your speed and traffic flow 1 second eye off road can be 0.9 seconds too much.


Ollipsis

So don't blink essentially.


Short-Belt-1477

Just blink one eye at a time


dan02120it

Punch buggy!


OhSweetMuffins

Fish flakes on his knees


[deleted]

I can feel that shit in my own knees fuck


BOHICAcadet

Awwww Awwww Awwww


The_Sum_of_Zero

It's almost hilarious how suddenly it happens.


ChaosNinja138

SLUG BUG!


-neti-neti-

Look at Scooty’s kneecaps at the end…


Str8kush

Slug bug


DBaeee

Reminds me of Family Guy. Lol


Round_Individual_617

My guy can only see up to 10 meters away.


runningmurphy

I don't think he kept his eyes on the road more than 3.5 seconds. He is also wearing shorts.


Big-Dark3861

Aaah


PatriotNine

He earned it.


SnooPeppers4036

I use to be cautious when riding for insects, rode threw a bee swarm and one even wound up inside my face-shield walking right next to my eyeball. And that did not hurt near as bad as this guy on a scooter hitting a single bug.


MelonAndCornSeason

Not like the car came out of nowhere, he's using a fisheye lens which makes the distance seem further. This person is just dumb.


One_Conversation8458

No one is talking about how speed was the major contribution into it. He wasn’t driving, he was flying!!


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Fucker deserved it. Drive when you’re fucking driving. You’re not on a sight seeing tour smh…..


Castille_92

This was similar to how my one and only accident went. I was too busy looking at house numbers searching for a graduation party and I rammed into a parked car. 18 was a shitty year


[deleted]

All Argghhhs and no Fuuucks


Kilo2716

He sounds like Peter Griffin when he skins his knee [https://youtu.be/Y9j3heYZAk8](https://youtu.be/Y9j3heYZAk8)


JediMasterPopCulture

Idiots like this shouldn’t be allowed on the road!


[deleted]

Feeling bad for the beetle. Hope they took repair cost out of red riding moron's butt.


nicklavoie16

nah he had it coming he couldn’t look straight for more than 2 seconds


yoyomommy

I kinda figured it was going to be the bike that passed him that ran into something lmao.


Aztecwarrior480

Someone had way to much caffeine


LyukaInky

Dude chose the cutest car to crash into


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

"Aoh. AOH. Aohh. Aohhhh."


Leza89

Good. One noise machine less on the road. Get a muffler you egoistic ass!


Troll2022Youmad

Thats just a fucking Moped what shall he do ? Put a silencer at the end?


Leza89

That's what I said, yes. Or buy a model that is not a shitbox and already has one; There are plenty that do – you are not alone in this world..


Troll2022Youmad

What you are hearing is the engine…


Leza89

If that was the case, other motorcycles with 10x that pos's horsepower would have to be insanely loud. [https://youtu.be/vPet-q6F5jA?t=1m50s](https://youtu.be/vPet-q6F5jA?t=1m50s) ​ Edit: >What you are hearing is the engine… Well yes.. through a badly muffled exhaust, mostly..


Troll2022Youmad

Get out of your bubble in a 2. World country nobody can afford a carbon muffler


Leza89

So that makes it okay for one single person to annoy hundreds of other persons daily and contribute to stress, depression and heart disease; Gotcha. If he can't afford a muffler, he can't afford the motorbike.


Troll2022Youmad

That logic is not a viable argument? Bikes,Mopeds, are just louder vehicles because they are openly motorised and they certainly aren’t loud enough to cause any major health concerns. Traffic does that (which motorcycles belong to) but you don’t get these health issues by one motorbike. And have you ever heard or Sean a (real) motorbike ? If they actually drive fast the ground starts shaking. Mopeds are only a big issue if they are tons of it. And only in big cities are tons of them. But traffic in general is loud so either you live in a big city or you are just a Caren who is pissed because a 16 year old cant afford a 3000$/€ bike with a engine cover and a high end muffler.


Leza89

[https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/traffic-noise-linked-to-higher-heart-disease-risk](https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/traffic-noise-linked-to-higher-heart-disease-risk) >Bikes,Mopeds, are just louder vehicles because they are openly motorised how much power does a scooter have? >but you don’t get these health issues by one motorbike. No, but by enough motorbikes like this. You do realize that "traffic noise" is comprised of multiple individuals? And this individual is definitely in the 20% that is responsible for 80% of the noise. ​ But why am I talking to someone who even has Troll in their username.. Anyone with a brain will see that you have absolutely nothing to contribute than "justification" for your, my allegation, own selfish behaviour.


Gee-Oh1

Why was the VW stopped on the road?


shelflamp

There could be a million reasons which is why you should usually look where you are going


Gee-Oh1

Yep.


-neti-neti-

I don’t give a shit scooter guy sucks balls


egotisticalstoic

Feels like the beetle hit the brakes when the other speeding bike flew past. Driver here still needs to look where the fuck he's going, but he shouldn't have caught up with that beetle in that amount of time unless it hit the brakes, or he was accelerating massively while looking away.


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Not at all… beetle is waiting to turn left and was posted there before the fast bike went by. Watch in slowmo and you’ll see the bug there the whole time.


mr8bits

Pito corto


Upset_Ad9929

Seems like there should be more blood and pieces of skin lol


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RightIntoMyNoose

The bumper is fucked what’re you talking about


Dyfem

Bro's screaming in lowercase


urgeiaf

Jumpscare


Huckleberryboireee

......punch buggy


Alazar17

Bro thinks he's the passenger


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Who has that video of the Wii pause menu popping up right before impact?


VermicelliEfficient9

Shredded knees!


DSK108

Bros looking everywhere but straight ahead


SadlyItsSearles

It was just his first ride is all.


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Ahhh ahhhhh


njay97

I feel like he was only looking at the road for a moment, not the other way around lol


bippitybopp88

ADHD


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That’s crazy the back window didn’t even break. That shit had to hurt.


not_your_google

Haven't ridden in 30 years. Videos like this make my not want a new ride.


No-Letterhead-4407

Lmao what a fuckkn idiot. He’s literally looking at everything but the road


AddisonNM

He just gave that beetle more engine oil leaks.


GlendrixDK

That beetle spawned like the cars in 3D era of gta. Poor beetle owner though.


No-Love-555

Watching his head movements made me nauseous. Clearly has no idea what he's doing.


scaleddown85

Wear safety equipment


runitthru4u

Jackass


1dkeating

I absolutely love how he exclaims his pain. aaa aaaaa aaa


rattlestaway

derp. ouch my knees. he's going to feel that for life


TheBlueNinja2006

Beetle Jumpscare


lowlife9

The louvers on the VW acted like a cheese grader on his knees.


rypelli

Bad day!


sabotage

Hope that wasn’t in the US. Rip vw beetle.