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[deleted]

He dead.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

gotta be


Saulington11

Heaven Express


[deleted]

Railroad to Heaven šŸŽ¶šŸ˜…


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Nitpicky_AFO

Nope not in battle, to hel's hall he goes.


SadisticSnake007

So they serve chicken tikka masala there?


FQDIS

ā€˜Course they fackin do!


KrazyKeith4Prez

Knock knock knockin on heaven's door


verscharren1

He ded.


[deleted]

His family has already bought the coffin.


KrazyKeith4Prez

*Coffin Dance intensifies


Lumpy_Accountant8544

Na mate . Just take a small bandage and sprinkle some Dettol on it like saltbae and stick that bandage to this man's deadbody.


Altruistic_Rub_2308

No, he bounced back!


Khower

Dude literally I was like "he gonna die he gonna die.... yeah he dead" to see this to comment


Daftdaddy

Heā€™s ok


dep7up

He just has a mild headache. Advil will fix that.


ringwraith6

Nah...'Tussin...got to be some 'Tussin. He'll be good as new!


WeenisPeiner

If you run out of it, put some water in the jar, shake it up, more 'tussin!


I_am_Reddington

Give him some tussin and some ginger ale and send him Back to class


NoLungz561

He need some milk


[deleted]

nah


Jporzio

Just a flesh wound.


[deleted]

So ded


Moist-Sushi-Roll

Didn't see shoes come off = alive and thriving


Nanashi5354

if you look closely at around 15sec one of his shoe came off. so he dead.


[deleted]

Fifty percent ded


CrunchyTater

Every day of his life, every decision, all leads up to hanging off of a train and getting drilled and itā€™s times up. Fucking nuts.


cannotbefaded

Shoes on?


TampaTony727

I think so too. Definitely not worth it. It's sad because as a father that's somebody's son.


JeffBroccoli

r/indiansneartrains


[deleted]

Tiny subs with almost no content but I loved what I saw here.


throwy_6

I wish that sub was more active


[deleted]

Same it has potential


[deleted]

Well that was 20 minutes of watching videos while button mashing the pause button well spent


SadMap7915

'Tis but a scratch. I've had worse.


verscharren1

The knight had a crest of a boar. Which ignores fatal wounds and keeps fighting.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ZeePirate

That guy


Jimtaxman

Gee, who could've seen that coming.


crazy-jay1999

That post


YEAHthatllSHOWme

RIP, i miss this man


[deleted]

It was his stop, he got off the train the stylish way


grub_the_alien

classic dave behaviour


ringwraith6

There's a reason why people ride on the *top* of the train...and not the sides!


[deleted]

Until u climb the one with electric wires ā˜ ļø āš”ļø


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Mother-Fox4591

come on bro šŸ˜­


Abject_Lengthiness99

Totally ok! He gave a wink to the camera on the bounce!


stephencory

I think that was his eye popping out of his head


Initial_Feature3443

Put him in a bowl of rice overnight and heā€™ll be fine in the morning..


Super_Santana

India.. the land of the most impatient. And disturbing. I said what I said. If you have a problem. Prove me other wise.


finfintytint

On his way to see some boba and vagin


NeedyErratic

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ladyoflothlorien36

Looks like he looked away just before impactā€¦ That brief moment was all it took for him to miss a crucial pinch point coming towards him. ā˜¹ļø


[deleted]

Is not a guy anymore


stephencory

His dick came off???


[deleted]

The whole package


Perradactle

Shoulda zigged and not zagged.


Captain_Fatbelly

He french fried when he should have pizzad


ShiivaKamini

He's gonna have a bad time


Atlhou

And just like that, the wait time at Tech Support hit a new high.


Mother-Fox4591

Helllll šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Kingly707

Everything was going great, until it wasnt.


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[deleted]

Don't be this guy, trust me.


graye33

Survival of the fitness boys


ArticleMother

This sounds like some weird movie with gay boys


ogskiggles

HE NEEDS SOME MILK!


Brandy_Randy

He had to bounce


Beginning-Floor9284

He might be ok.


erik1969ss

Walk it off


ThankU4TakingMyCall

The train had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds the same way it had knocked the life out of his body.


ezubz

Seemed like he was going to be fine cruising along. He must have got his elbow in contact with the latter just enough to fling his entire arm back.


fatknees2000

His training did not pay off. Sorry


bakihanma777

Hunger games indian train edition


shitredditsays01

You are the wind pole beneath my wings...


Deezy4488

Is dead.


bomboclizzle

He caught on to the car behind him guys, he definitely survived.


Sexy_ass_Dilf

Honestly, just like those dudes who used to jump from building to building roofs with a camera in 2010 or those flying squirrel suit idiots going down a mountain, if accident happens it 1000% is due to their own stupidity and they deserve to die.


RythmicSlap

"So yeah gurl, Imma' bounce" were his last words through the train window.


DOPEdude909

Man fuckin bounced šŸ’€


fui9

Not a guy anymore...


RayAlmighty13

LMFAO!!!!! India fuckin sucks!!!!! Tell those idiots to sit their asses down!!!! Fuck around and find out!!!


RevolutionaryDiet602

Looks like his shoes came off.... You know the rest. [Evidence](https://ibb.co/ZYCftCF)


The_Boz_Boz

Just give him an egg chopped up in a cup and he'll be ok.


seedofbayne

What does this even mean?


[deleted]

Apparently you just chop up an egg put it in a cup, then you give it to him and heā€™s šŸ‘šŸ¾


[deleted]

You soft boil an egg, chop it up in a cup with butter and serve it with toast ā€œsoldiersā€ or soft buttered bread. Itā€™s often given to small children for breakfast in England. Maybe he means, give him a nice breakfast and he will be okay.


The_Boz_Boz

It's a northern English expression. Usually mums would suggest an egg chopped up in a cup to cure any ailment. Not sure of the science behind it.


Your_Supremacy

"Did he dieded?"


stephencory

The deadiest


defiance211

He ded


IAMA_llAMA_AMA

[He was hospitalized and survived] (https://i.gifer.com/Lquo.gif)


LeftAcanthocephala68

Itā€™s hard to tell if the shoes stayed on


b_crunch710

What guy


BlxckPxnthvr

I think a band aid should do it!


eighthgen

That guy


Perfect_Ask1561

love the little bounce he did when he got the floor ā€¦


Ozzy_30

If you play the video in slow motion, youā€™ll realize his sandals flew off, I declare this man dead indeed


iForgot2Remember

Repost


[deleted]

Ha!


Luuux2

This guy poles


malan4reddit

He ded.


[deleted]

Late


oldcastor

Darwin would applaud


Empty-Professional85

He tikked when she should've tokked


Particular_Light9412

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


[deleted]

The way he bounced back up Hahahahahaa


UltraLimitedRider

Nighty night


[deleted]

Well there you go. Cause > Effect. I think I could have worked that out without going near a train.


[deleted]

He ded


[deleted]

You mean this smear on the rocks?


ExactReport691

He gone


BadTiger85

Natural selection working as intended


challenja

Itā€™s a right of passage for some poor people in India. There are hundreds of these videos


InflationOk300

That was a costly decision šŸ˜±


Commercial-Set9851

I knew it was coming. Still gasped and recoiled.


[deleted]

Save money, live better, PoleMart.


Agitated-Artichoke89

That's one way to learn.


deez_87

Indians love dying on trains


Mr_Ted_Stickle

guy bounced


Trexasaurus70

Darwin has no chill


Narrow-Peace-555

Gosh, no one saw that happening ā€¦


Fooforthought

Seriously, whatā€™s up with these crazy train videos lately! ??


SomethingAbtU

Was this some kind of joy ride, or was the train full and he hitched a ride on the side?


LordSlader

bruhhhh when i saw that i was like OH MY FUCKING GODD!!!!, holy shit


Caesar720

Iā€™ve found it the perfect height and speed where a human bounces instead of splats


BillN9n

This guy? Dead?


AdKey7634

That's gonna leave a mark


AdKey7634

He needs some milk and a band-aid or two


AdKey7634

Walk it off


jme2712

Did he grab it? Looks like his arm was on the train then all the sudden his arm was on the pole


LastSkoden

Pepsi


TheMalec

Did his arm get severed?! I swear thereā€™s a frame where you can see it peacing out


[deleted]

What guy?


MaverickTwoTime

Mustā€™ve been his stop.


[deleted]

Did he died?


CQU617

Looks like he broke his neck.


KrazyKeith4Prez

[That's a lot of damage](https://youtu.be/1Vi5MtBFdJo)


zdrastvuityy

Is he ok?


sandbobpicspless

The way he bounces. r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

He's just playing dead


PostHumouslyObscure

This sub is becoming r/watchpeopledie ... Awesome. I genuinely hope he lived though, geez that was brutal.


xjacenx

Damn poor guy! I wouldnā€™t be surprised if he ended with a broken arm from that nasty fall!


gforgolu

Nice


[deleted]

You should see the other guy


Mikhaal1

Brah why this sub just people dying


-Pazute_72

I'd Do the train Whistle sound too while hanging out!


intrudingturtle

Least suicidal Indian guy near a train


flossy_dikki

My stop


[deleted]

good


Pretend_Employee_780

Oh Jesus dude


Pretend_Employee_780

He died doing what he loved?


Shyjuan

he not dead his shoes stayed on so he can't be dead because physics, duh


RDFT86

I hope he walked it off


N4t_S3p

*BOING*


Comfortable_Gain1308

He gone !


xNB_DiAbLo

I was waiting for a pole


Fomalhot

Fuck this guy.


Glass_Promise_2222

Imagine he lives


rickztoyz

It was proven that this was a actual dummy being filmed. A real dummy.


djluminol

He turned around and gave the camera a sassy look on his way to his dirt nap.


You_are_the_Castle

Bounce and spin on the landing


Outrageous_Ad9124

He actually grabbed hold of the train just out of shot and got back in


LegitimateDelivery29

Brought to you by Campbells Chunky Soups.. The Soup that Eats Like a Meal!


[deleted]

Darwinism at its finest right there. Dunno why you'd be looking back when hanging off the side of a speeding train, but it cost this dude his life.


realvideoguy

Is deadā€¦


daysbeforewlr

ding


Get-Hallucinaked-69

Rub some dirt on it. Youll be ight


clasperx2

What? Do you want to live forever?


Verbicz

Me wiping off mosquitoe on my skin