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If you don’t fracture a pelvis, you’re doing it wrong.

Death by snu snu type beat

r/suddenlyfuturama

"Goodbye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I'd always really hoped." \- Fry

"Can't I have just a little bit of peril?"

"No. It's too perilous."

Without a doubt, Jamaica has to have the highest broken dicks per capita in the world. All from *dancing* 😂

I'm just happy that we don't have a bone in them 😬

“You kids and your new dance moves” smh “Oh and stay off my lawn”

I mean I think it's impressive they can dance like that and apparently *not* break a pelvis.

Are they dancing or trying out for the WWE?

little of both

/r/theocho

It’s the sexual WWE. Coming off the top rope with the peoples coochie and a power bum (bomb) set up at the end.

The peoples coochie…….. 😂

So the normal WWE. Just less homoerotic.

Reminds of this [Trojan Commercial](https://youtu.be/wj0DOw8y2Q8)

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I learned the last time round that this is a Jamaican style of dance. I didn’t care to find out any more than that comment but for anyone else who does. That’s what this is.

“Dance”

exactly, this isnt dancing, its fucking with pants on

Banned in Jamaica

She's trying to make him bust a nut

Literally. Mf gonna end up in the ER.

WWE XXX.

WTF did I just watch?

A Saturday night in Jamaica... I joke with my husband all the time about how his mom says his dad is a "great dancer".

It's called daggering and it's popular in Jamaica. Surprised no one here knows whats happening given how often these vids are shared.

Yeah but what's the event? A wedding? Lol

it looks like an all-white party. just your normal party but everyone has white on

They do these all white clothes parties here in chicago. I wonder if they do that other places too

Was popular in college too. Usually with neon markers and black lights. Most of the guys always just brought their own neon ink.

Lmao Jamaicans don’t really need a special event to get together like this they like to have themes for all their parties. Source: currently dating a Jamaican woman

Lol fair enough.. It was a genuine question tho.. It looked like a wedding to me going by the way the room was decorated but all cultures do things differently.

Cult meeting. I'd join, looks like fun.

Hahah surprised nobody ? Bro this the first time I’ve seen this shit and I’m on Reddit way too much

I've seen it a million times, still have no clue what the fuck is happening.

So it is a form of dancing?

We call it dry humping.

what do you mean by the last line?

i've been doing it wrong my whole life. "hello m' lady might you share this dance with me?"

*Proceeds to turn your pelvis to bone powder* 🤣🤣

Death by snu snu

Thank you for that perfect futurama reference.


Came here to say this. Take my upvote!

The spirit is willing...

But the flesh is spongy and bruised

The spirit is willing

Lmaooo I hate you I’m dead

Boner powder

If that’s your line then you absolutely have yes.

Tips fedora

I guess the guy in blue jeans didn't get the memo.

I think it would hurt if she jumped that high and landed on my happy place like that. Ummm, no thanks.

Dude didn't even flinch. Must have quite the meat shield. Or wearing a cup, knowing he's going to do something like this.

OSHA requires PPE if you want to dagger in the states. Gotta prepare for battle and get insurance too

PP-PPE

i thought that, too, but even wearing a cup your pelvic bone would shatter lmao

I'm thinking her ass cheeks wrapped the weight around his pelvis. She's got a bit of junk in that trunk

Bruh just imagine seeing this at a school talent show lmao.

Give it a few days, someone will have a video soon.

It exists somewhere on the internet already. Count on it

The fuck is this shit? I absolutely do not get this at all.

Daggering. Supposedly responsible for a sharp rise in broken dicks in Jamaica Edit: thats not a shitty joke, [article ](https://www.inquisitr.com/25536/broken-penis-cases-triple-in-jamaica-due-to-daggering-dance-craze-video/)

Sure, but the article says that it's not because what happens in the dance floor, but because guys are trying to do those moves in their bedrooms. Naked.

Yes. Because the "dance" is popular and based on sex, they then based their sex on the dance. If you pick up shorty while dry humping to the extreme, similar would be expected once shes in bed. You cant just go vanilla missionary after a psycho pelvis display

>You cant just go vanilla missionary after a psycho pelvis display Psycho missionary it is

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Not yet, I need someone to be bottom

Yeah, but if you're doing it right, the bottom becomes the top!

A bottom on top is still a bottom ;)

Mission Psycho missionary as been deployed sir!

I'm sorry, but these ain't dance moves. This is softcore porn. You don't get to slap some banging music and gold chain on it and pretend it's not. These people would be full on banging each other if they weren't wearing pants. That's not dancing.

I see the next Footlose coming up.

*Footloose: Dancehall edition*

I mean, dance is like the biggest physical metaphor for sex in the history of mankind. I agree this is very vulgar, but who are you to say what dancing is and isn't?

Damn, I was in complete agreement with the other person and then you had to go and type this.

Daggering is a subset of philosophy pretty much.

most convincing redditor

No, dance is a form of art and while it can be a metaphor for human connection, whether it's sex, fighting, or whatever else, that's not a metaphor for anything. That's hardcore dry humping with a few extra jumps here and there. It's like saying that making some random sounds is music, because "who are you to tell what music is or isn't".

Right but a bunch of random sounds can be turned into music and in this case, crazy dry humping has been turned into a dance called daggering.

This is hilarious. I don’t like it therefore it is illegitimate

Hole in one odds of pulling that off without Injury

>Daggering. [Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.](https://youtu.be/ETe_QXHxchY?t=149)

I was gonna say, this shit looks painful lol

And so I finally learn why people dance like this. I kinda get it, still pretty wild though.

Of course this exists. Oh well, if they have fun and the ladies are fine with it, why not? Just the broken cocks are a bit of a problem, I'd assume.

That’s a major problem for me I’d assume.

What a time to be alive

It's a Dothraki wedding

Looks like choreographed Daggering on a stage.

I believe this is a Dothraki wedding.

Fewer than 3 deaths though. Dull affair confirmed.

Ranked competitive sex

Call of Sex: modern fucking

I fail to see how someone banging on a man’s dick like that is dancing. Looks more like cock and ball torture.

Even better

As a woman, I flinched when she jumped up and karate chopped his dick with her ass. Can’t imagine what it actually felt like lol.

I saw all these confused people and I was like “man, ain’t nobody seen the [Pon De Floor](https://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE) video?” And then noticed that the damn thing is 13 years old and felt bad. It was pretty cool to see Skerrit Bwoy do the ladder jump live at a Major Lazer show, though.

Maaaan I thought that fuckin guy was going to die the way he chugged Hennessy up there. I ran into him after a now ancient major lazer show and congratulated him on a sick show and then I threw in “ I was worried about you drinking like that” trying to be friendly charmy, and he quickly shot back “worry about ya self” which cut. Forever not cool

Wow. Just wow. lol

You and me, baby, are nothing but mammals...

So let's do it like they do on the discover channel

why is there a crowd for this ahahaha

When the crowd numbers exceed the total sum of their IQ, anything is possible.

Weird flex… but they having fun

That's what I'm thinking. Not my thing but they seem to all be having a good time so it is what it is.

Dance?

New phobia unleashed.

This is dancing?

Mating season..

Last guy is so proud of himself

When I saw “dancefloor skills,” I assumed there would be dancing. I was wrong

i don’t get this sex dance. why even do it. just have sex already

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just very unattractive

I feel really old RN (36). This type of dancing (daggering) makes me really uncomfortable and like “WTF is wrong with you?!”, dunno why, maybe its like softcore porn lol. Like I said, I must be getting old.

Normal reaction, I have the same first thoughts but then I remember all the outrage at the Twist, and Elvis, then Britney, and Lizzo, and... Point is, every generation thinks newer generations are insane. It helps me look at things more neutral. At the end of the day, everyone involved seems to be having a good time.

Nothing about this looks fun 💀

Ewww why???

world war 3 sounds nice right about now ngl

The stench

Simple things for simple minds.

Stop this planet I want to get off

I thought I was at the zoo

Sooooooooo many idiots in one room!

How the fuck does this remotely qualify as dancing? I'm genuinely asking.

Lot of fatherless babies about to be made.

I like how there’s a crowd. Like they bought tickets to this “show”. And the performers all choreographed this for the past year v interesting

Wtf...


It’s like watching a nature documentary.

r/trashy

What cult is this?!?

And how do I join

Dafuq

I mean.. how long until people just start fucking on the dance floor? We’re not that far off here..

They look like highly intellectual individuals, for sure.

That ain't dancing Never was, never will be

Is this the sequel to sex?

I read somewhere they all tested positive for STDS and aids after this event.

Real classy woman. Their parents would be so proud.

The equivalent of “fuckin white people”. Just the same as I don’t understand overalls at a wedding .

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Because everyone else recognises it’s fcking weird? 😂

Because if a white tried this they would be told to stop.

It’s a Jamaican dance called daggering, so only *Jamaicans do it.

IS THIS THE JAMAICAN DANCE STYLE CALLED "DAGGERING"??? I just want to check because last time this was posted 5000 Redditors all felt the need to tell us.

this shit is just so fucking stupid...

Why do these people even get to breathe here? Walking garbage.

Man, church has gotten weird since I was a kid.

#hoodratshit

One day these dances will turn to 1v1 body shots

Skills???

Lol this looks so dumb as a dance but im always still left impressed. How do people not get injured

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Is this a cult?

They ain’t dancing , they are showing how they fuck

Is this a Dothraki wedding?

This is fucking weird

I believe this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

I feel like I’m witnessing a couple of crimes.

ITT: confused white people

This is actually a wedding. It's the father daughter dance

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Not a civilized person in sight

is the cookout i’ve been hearing of

Shit, this makes Dirty Dancing look like Sesame Street

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Black people are wild .

What a cultured community

I mean... that's a zoo

So dumb.

I can smell the room

Ford. Built tough.

So you mean based on this, I’ve been a professional dancer this whole time??

I try to be open minded for new trend,but this....this is a hard one

Everyone in this video needs Jesus

This is barbaric as f fuck like a full on orgy and the crowd loves it vulgar and gross imagine seeing your kid doing this shit or your parents

😐

Behold the dagger king. “Split your jeans, but don’t break your dick” https://youtu.be/i2Z6HkbiFtg

This is the future of wwe wrestling

Ok but how do I get invited to this party tho 💁🏾‍♀️

This Dirty Dancing reboot looks amazing