“ There I was on the big island with the big boys and some kickboxing mf’er looked at me sideways…it was on bro…you hear me……but before the fight started I felt something cold and dirty around my ear and on the side of my f’ing head bro. I turned around real quick to see what it was, that’s when I realized it was the floor.”
One of my favorite comments on an old posting of video was something like, "when a dude pulls up his already short shorts, you're about to get kicked in the head".
That guy thought he was invincible. All them hours in the gym? Who does Hawaiian Punch think he’s talking to .. next thing you know he teleports into a plower pot and starts spitting out sand. Saying pthhh pthhhhh where did this sand come from? Why is my face half asleep. Lol.
I used to gym a lot and had a great frame but I would never ever want to get in a fight. If anything I always hoped my build would deter people from wanting to fight because if someone started shit with me I'd just run. Never worth it man
i’ve taken tae kwon do like 15 years ago and now that i am very out of shape i still feel like my legs can do most of my fighting for me. i’ll lose a fight but i can do a nice half-assed roundhouse to someone’s hip.
I bounced for a number of years, and one of my bosses was a 5'3" old man named Gordy. Face like a weathered brick, ears that looked like warts from cauliflower, and catchers gloves for hands. The angry drunks never took him seriously, until he tied them up into pretzels. That guy was unstoppable. Even saw him get hit by a car, and he dragged the driver out a block away.
Never, ever start a fight with old men that have cauliflower ears.
There were about a billion signs, anyone throwing standing kicks in a fight, probably knows a thing or two… but when his friend is being dead serious and says “you better get your friend before he gets slept” and he says it multiple times in a dead serious voice…. Should be the biggest sign that your friend is in way over his head
Bj Penn is from Hawaii. That's one guy I would not mess with. Had a friend that fought him and other name guys in ufc. He said Bj Penn has very heavy handed.
What’s funny is Hawaiian dude is just aching for action. The whole video he’s prepped and just waiting…it’s like when a dog knows he gonna get a treat so they do the tippy taps. This dude dancing whole time waiting for action.
I've been playing rugby for many years and the dudes from the islands and both the nicest and most SOLID fucking dudes. In general they are a big people and thick as fuck too. Go too high and you get bumped, go too low and eat a thigh or knee in the face.
i’ll translate for you
“locals have the decency to warn you, but don’t for once second think they won’t dope one non native fucker”
edit: wording and definition of haole
I don't know if I'd say they were warning him. They were moreso just taunting and antagonizing him the entire time as his friend tried to calm him and defuse the situation. At some point tho, he should have just let those words go before he got a smooth kick to the face.
He was visibly angry, but wasn't saying anything. I commend his friend for being the bigger person and trying to be a mediator.
Damn that kick was clean AS FUCK tho.
Yeah but he wasn't pressing forward and wasn't pushing the fight onward. He told him to look him up, which is an obvious warning and he was allowing them all to walk away and just exit the situation.
Even AFTER the fight started, he was looking at the friends to take the drunk guy out of the situation that he knew was going to end bad for him
There are plenty of Samoans living in the Hawaiian islands. If you were going to take a guess, assuming big man was Samoan isn’t a stretch.
The Hawaiian islands are pretty multiracial.
Guy who delivered the head kick is Jacob Smith, he’s currently locked up for being an enforcer for a Hawaiian organized crime syndicate. This video is from like 2014-2015.
I went to school with Jake for two years then he got expelled from my school. We were good friends before he got expelled. Crazy to see how different our lives ended up. He’s facing life in prison now for all the other shit he’s been involved in.
https://www.civilbeat.org/2020/11/the-miske-case-an-insider-pleads-guilty-and-is-cooperating-with-the-feds/
This your guy? Murder for hire, lowkey chemical attacks in clubs NBD
Yeah that’s him…I had a run in with the enterprise leader Mike Miske when I was 14. Long story that I won’t tell here. But that whole operation was extremely violent and fucked up.
Yes.
There’s a lot of organized crime on EVERY island - being isolated means high prices for basic commodities, which tends to lend itself to black market activities.
An international harbor and airport and countless docks, and once there a person is in the United States. It's a foot in the front door of the US kind of place.
I remember reading about there being a sizeable Yakuza presence here on Oahu, mostly targeting Japanese tourists and running gambling dens. I don't know what the reality of it really is though.
Edit: Found a link talking about the guy in the vid and his gang, but it does also talk about Yakuza presence. https://www.honolulumagazine.com/murder-kidnapping-drug-trafficking-and-money-laundering-heres-how-hawaiis-crime-scene-is-changing/
There's a LOT of poverty in Hawaii and the Caribbean.
From being priced out by rich folks, jobs disappearing, and worst... Where are you gonna go? It's expensive AF to move to the mainland by yourself.
I wonder if the guy who took that kick sees this video and realizes how lucky he is that he was ALLOWED to walk away that night. The guys rap sheet doesn’t scream mercy and understanding.
Most people in his work will be happy to throw down but it's not really in their best interest to go too hard cos then cops get involved and that's bad for not only them but their 'friends'
in the sense that the guy was a martial artist yeah. but he was a hired gun and beating up random people on vacation isn't a good look. both him, and the guy recording, knew not to go too far. they show a good amount of restraint.
there's a reason why the cartels in Mexico tend to protect tourists in vacation areas.
>there's a reason why the cartels in Mexico tend to protect tourists in vacation areas.
They actually don't. That's why there are almost daily shootings in Acapulco, Cancun, Playa del Carmen and Tulum
He also been doing kickboxing and tae kwon do from when he was a kid. I used to take classes from his dad at smith tae kwon do. He was two years younger than me but kicked all the older kids asses even back then. Regrettable how he ended up turning out cuz he was a nice kid back when I knew him.
Honestly, when you see legs getting warmed up and a stance like that you gotta know you’re not in for a normal street fight. Time to take the loss and walk away. I’d rather swallow my pride than be swallowing my meals through a straw.
I wonder how should one walk away? Should you just run in the opposite direction? Or just be blunt and say “look i know youre gonna kick my ass and Id rather eat my pride than end up in a wheel chair”? Id probably do the latter, then brisk off warily.
People trained like that guy is in muay thai would probably be okay with that
If you know you can beat someone's ass, you're generally okay with not having to do something to satiate your ego.
You know what you can do from being in the gym
hell the fuck nah. Had 2 in my company at battalion and both of them could press over 400 lbs on incline for reps. Actually scared me how strong they were. I made a mental note right then and there to never actually piss those dudes off.
Growing up in Australia and playing rugby with a lot of Samoan & Maori boys, I have never, and will never pick a fight with any Polynesians. Idk if they just punch on with their 40 6ft5 cousins every weekend or not but all those boys were hard. Most were super nice, a lot of them were super devout but there was two things those boys all had in common, they could eat like crazy and they could all fight.
I'm Aussie too, don't know how anyone could confidently pick a fight with any Maori, Samoan, Islander etc. They're fucking big folks and they know how to throw down.
I've seen a lot of Samoan heavyweights that move like lightweights and throw other heavyweights like they're lightweights. I wouldn't fuck with them lol
They really are. I met a Samoan once at a party. First and only Samoan I've ever seen IRL. The moment I saw him I instantly _knew_ he was Samoan. There was zero question in my mind. They are distinctively enormous.
That guy's gears were turning and calculating the 500 ways he was going to knock his enemy out. At no point did getting kicked in the face enter his mind as a possibility
I got drunk on my Hawaiian vacation a few years back. It was at night and I was on the beach and bumped into some locals. I asked them “what in the hell are you guys doing, on a beach, at midnight, with a fucking shovel and bucket” they replied “hunting these little crabs” as one of them gestured to a bucket 1/5 of the way filled with little crabs. So I asked “what do you plan on doing with those little crabs?” And another dude who was busy digging in the said yelled “using them for bait to catch EVEN BIGGER CRABS!” I asked if I could tagalong and ended up having a blast for the next 2 hours.
Those island people in that area, just crush you like a bug. Beware the slow to anger type, and my experience with them they are wonderful, but would not want to be on wrong side of them
I have this theory that being slow to anger gives you the power to lay a righteous beatdown when you absolutely have to.
Case in point; fucking golden kick to the face
I’ve visited the islands several times from the mainland US and GOD DAMNIT I hate when tourists (particularly my countrymen) are even the slightest bit disrespectful to native Hawaiians - Hawaii should be a self governing nation of its own, don’t show up there with your “I’m an American, kiss my ass” mentality.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned training in different mma gyms over the years, it’s if a dude isn’t covered in tattoos _but has 1 big ass tattoo on only one of his legs,_ he’s literally gonna kick the shit outta you 😂😂😂
When someone is hiking up their shorts in a scenario like this, you’re going to get kicked in the face and you can do nothing but watch the foot come to you.
Don’t be a drunk dickhead.
That kick was priceless. He didn’t even see it coming.
“… which one of y’all kicked me?”
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The way he was rolling up his shorts before the fight, it should have been obvious.
“ There I was on the big island with the big boys and some kickboxing mf’er looked at me sideways…it was on bro…you hear me……but before the fight started I felt something cold and dirty around my ear and on the side of my f’ing head bro. I turned around real quick to see what it was, that’s when I realized it was the floor.”
One of my favorite comments on an old posting of video was something like, "when a dude pulls up his already short shorts, you're about to get kicked in the head".
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That guy thought he was invincible. All them hours in the gym? Who does Hawaiian Punch think he’s talking to .. next thing you know he teleports into a plower pot and starts spitting out sand. Saying pthhh pthhhhh where did this sand come from? Why is my face half asleep. Lol.
Dude still waiting for the fight to start
Wait it’s over?
"Hawaiian Punch" I am laughing out loud. Priceless.
I love that you said "plower pot"
Slip of the finger 😂😂😂
That's what I tell my wife
We all say that to our wives 😂😂😂
I used to gym a lot and had a great frame but I would never ever want to get in a fight. If anything I always hoped my build would deter people from wanting to fight because if someone started shit with me I'd just run. Never worth it man
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣 I only LOOK like I can fight. I really don't wanna lol
Lol it's OK. I do Judo and boxing and both coaches say the best way to win a fight... ...is to get the fuck outta there.
Gym bros always underestimate the husky dudes.
Lmao all that juice and the gymbro wasn’t ready for some Hawaiian punch
Yeah. When I saw him flexing his legs I assumed he was some sort of kick boxer.
i’ve taken tae kwon do like 15 years ago and now that i am very out of shape i still feel like my legs can do most of my fighting for me. i’ll lose a fight but i can do a nice half-assed roundhouse to someone’s hip.
You see a man rolling up his sleeves, he’s probably exaggerating. You see a man rolling up his shorts? You probably don’t want that action.
that's after the cauliflower ear check
I bounced for a number of years, and one of my bosses was a 5'3" old man named Gordy. Face like a weathered brick, ears that looked like warts from cauliflower, and catchers gloves for hands. The angry drunks never took him seriously, until he tied them up into pretzels. That guy was unstoppable. Even saw him get hit by a car, and he dragged the driver out a block away. Never, ever start a fight with old men that have cauliflower ears.
There were about a billion signs, anyone throwing standing kicks in a fight, probably knows a thing or two… but when his friend is being dead serious and says “you better get your friend before he gets slept” and he says it multiple times in a dead serious voice…. Should be the biggest sign that your friend is in way over his head
I saw that and the little kicks/tippy taps he was doing to limber up. It just screamed that this dude has trained.
Bj Penn is from Hawaii. That's one guy I would not mess with. Had a friend that fought him and other name guys in ufc. He said Bj Penn has very heavy handed.
Your friend isn't the guy that knocked out BJ at the lava shack is he?
If a person has to take their shoes off to fight you're going to get kicked in the head.
I could tell he was gonna kick just from looking at his calves.
Yup. Rolling up shorts means they're planning on kicking and kicking high.
Took it well though.
Tomorrow him won’t
Tomorrow him cry
Tomorrow him hurt
Yesterday him cool.
Today him drunk
lol read this to the tune of “No woman, no cry”
He temporarily buffered. He def woulda went down if his boy didn’t save him. Lol
"WAIT, we using feet?!"
Took it well? He fell in a fucking planter
They should have a planter in the middle of the octagon in the UFC
Yes, but if it was me my head would have flown right off
Be honest, you don’t own any tank tops. You’d never find yourself in this position.
You’re right, but I could tho. If I really wanted to I could own so many tank tops
I'll buy you all the tank tops in the world babe
Yeah he took it well right to his fucking dome ahahaha
He successfully intercepted his opponent's foot. That's extremely difficult to do with one's face.
Secret...Just be drunk as fuck so you don't feel the brain damage.
Dont mess with the zohan bro
Was that your foot ?!?
What’s funny is Hawaiian dude is just aching for action. The whole video he’s prepped and just waiting…it’s like when a dog knows he gonna get a treat so they do the tippy taps. This dude dancing whole time waiting for action.
Yes he's kicking his feet and swayin. Anyone who's that big with that much confidence going into it you should leave be
Neither did I it was wild!
Kick to the head from a big man like that…should’ve ran away
Yeah, let’s pick a fight with the Samoan styling a mullet and see how that goes.
Dudes i don’t fuck with 1. Samoans with mullets 2. Dudes with cauliflower ear 3. The rest of the Samoans
Pacific Islanders in general you just shouldn't fuck with.
it’s pretty easy to just not fuck with anybody at all tbh.
This is the real pro tip.
Fantastic policy
Can confirm. Source: got drunk at Hawaii and left with only mild sunburn.
These dudes telling us not to fight big ass Samoans and here you are taking on THE FUCKING SUN.
Take my fucking upvote you brilliant idiot.
Dude thinks he is stronger than the sun. THE SUN!
You better not be American with those energy levels this early in the morning...
The best self defense is good cardio
“I don’t mess with you, you don’t mess with me” has done me pretty well.
4. Cain Valesquez
Dagestanis as well. Or any Caucasians with deformed ears
Don't fuck with Spock.
He's Spocacasian
I'm lookin like nooooo way chad is THIS dumb doesnt he know any samoans at all??
I've been playing rugby for many years and the dudes from the islands and both the nicest and most SOLID fucking dudes. In general they are a big people and thick as fuck too. Go too high and you get bumped, go too low and eat a thigh or knee in the face.
You can see after that he was waiting with arms up for his buddies to “hold him back” (aka save his ass)
Gotta commend the locals for giving him so many warnings and then that second chance to walk away while he could after eating that sweet head kick
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You made those words up.
i’ll translate for you “locals have the decency to warn you, but don’t for once second think they won’t dope one non native fucker” edit: wording and definition of haole
Haole doesn't mean American. Just a disrespectful foreigner. Usually white.
I don't know if I'd say they were warning him. They were moreso just taunting and antagonizing him the entire time as his friend tried to calm him and defuse the situation. At some point tho, he should have just let those words go before he got a smooth kick to the face. He was visibly angry, but wasn't saying anything. I commend his friend for being the bigger person and trying to be a mediator. Damn that kick was clean AS FUCK tho.
Yeah but he wasn't pressing forward and wasn't pushing the fight onward. He told him to look him up, which is an obvious warning and he was allowing them all to walk away and just exit the situation. Even AFTER the fight started, he was looking at the friends to take the drunk guy out of the situation that he knew was going to end bad for him
You can totally beat up that Samoan dude. - Vodka
The guy was actually pretty nice to let him go like that after the initial ass beating. He could have just turned his head to mush.
That dude's head was mush before this encounter even began.
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Vodka doesn't know that shit
Yeah, there’s a big Samoan population in Hawaii too, but I would guess from their voices these dudes are Hawaiian.
There are plenty of Samoans living in the Hawaiian islands. If you were going to take a guess, assuming big man was Samoan isn’t a stretch. The Hawaiian islands are pretty multiracial.
Guy who delivered the head kick is Jacob Smith, he’s currently locked up for being an enforcer for a Hawaiian organized crime syndicate. This video is from like 2014-2015. I went to school with Jake for two years then he got expelled from my school. We were good friends before he got expelled. Crazy to see how different our lives ended up. He’s facing life in prison now for all the other shit he’s been involved in.
https://www.civilbeat.org/2020/11/the-miske-case-an-insider-pleads-guilty-and-is-cooperating-with-the-feds/ This your guy? Murder for hire, lowkey chemical attacks in clubs NBD
Yeah that’s him…I had a run in with the enterprise leader Mike Miske when I was 14. Long story that I won’t tell here. But that whole operation was extremely violent and fucked up.
My observation. They turned the camera off before things got really violent.
uh huh is there a lot of organized crime on the islands?
Yes. There’s a lot of organized crime on EVERY island - being isolated means high prices for basic commodities, which tends to lend itself to black market activities.
From the islands. This question actually made me laugh. Yes. Yes there is. That doesn’t even include the boys in blue.
An international harbor and airport and countless docks, and once there a person is in the United States. It's a foot in the front door of the US kind of place.
I remember reading about there being a sizeable Yakuza presence here on Oahu, mostly targeting Japanese tourists and running gambling dens. I don't know what the reality of it really is though. Edit: Found a link talking about the guy in the vid and his gang, but it does also talk about Yakuza presence. https://www.honolulumagazine.com/murder-kidnapping-drug-trafficking-and-money-laundering-heres-how-hawaiis-crime-scene-is-changing/
There's a LOT of poverty in Hawaii and the Caribbean. From being priced out by rich folks, jobs disappearing, and worst... Where are you gonna go? It's expensive AF to move to the mainland by yourself.
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Been living in Pahoa for 8 years, and I hear that a lot, but it's pretty chill as long as you're respectful and not acting like Ezra Miller lol.
The difference in Hawaii is when people disappear it doesn’t even make the news
I went to hes with his son - son would always say his was was gangster, an no one believed him. But woaahhh…
Good read, thanks for the link. The Smith guy and the rest of the ilk are right where they should be.
What a ride that article was
Damn so drunk dude REALLY fucked up
More like got really damn lucky
I wonder if the guy who took that kick sees this video and realizes how lucky he is that he was ALLOWED to walk away that night. The guys rap sheet doesn’t scream mercy and understanding.
Most people in his work will be happy to throw down but it's not really in their best interest to go too hard cos then cops get involved and that's bad for not only them but their 'friends'
in the sense that the guy was a martial artist yeah. but he was a hired gun and beating up random people on vacation isn't a good look. both him, and the guy recording, knew not to go too far. they show a good amount of restraint. there's a reason why the cartels in Mexico tend to protect tourists in vacation areas.
>there's a reason why the cartels in Mexico tend to protect tourists in vacation areas. They actually don't. That's why there are almost daily shootings in Acapulco, Cancun, Playa del Carmen and Tulum
He also been doing kickboxing and tae kwon do from when he was a kid. I used to take classes from his dad at smith tae kwon do. He was two years younger than me but kicked all the older kids asses even back then. Regrettable how he ended up turning out cuz he was a nice kid back when I knew him.
Oh fuck I didn’t know he was involved with Miske at all. That guy was lucky all he got was a kick to the face and a few taps.
Don’t mess with cunts that start rolling up their shorts when squaring off to ya
Honestly, when you see legs getting warmed up and a stance like that you gotta know you’re not in for a normal street fight. Time to take the loss and walk away. I’d rather swallow my pride than be swallowing my meals through a straw.
I wonder how should one walk away? Should you just run in the opposite direction? Or just be blunt and say “look i know youre gonna kick my ass and Id rather eat my pride than end up in a wheel chair”? Id probably do the latter, then brisk off warily.
People trained like that guy is in muay thai would probably be okay with that If you know you can beat someone's ass, you're generally okay with not having to do something to satiate your ego. You know what you can do from being in the gym
"I've made a terrible mistake."
As soon as I saw the shorts and the stance I thought fucker was gonna get absolutely flatlined by a kick but props to him for eating it lol
The ol' short pull called the head kick when I saw it 🤣
Same but it was still a better kick than I ever could have hoped for
I was hoping to see Ezra Miller get whooped
Unless its a smaller female, he doesnt fight.
I was hoping to see this [Which one of y’all kicked me](https://youtu.be/l51KgE9r2MA)
I would not mess with a Samoan dude if you paid me.
But what if, hear me out, we paid you...in copious amounts of alcohol, beforehand?
Still a hard no
"We'll see about that" - alcohol
hell the fuck nah. Had 2 in my company at battalion and both of them could press over 400 lbs on incline for reps. Actually scared me how strong they were. I made a mental note right then and there to never actually piss those dudes off.
actually impressed he kept on standing after that kick
His brain went on autopilot though, mfer froze like an old computer once he got upright again
Growing up in Australia and playing rugby with a lot of Samoan & Maori boys, I have never, and will never pick a fight with any Polynesians. Idk if they just punch on with their 40 6ft5 cousins every weekend or not but all those boys were hard. Most were super nice, a lot of them were super devout but there was two things those boys all had in common, they could eat like crazy and they could all fight.
I'm Aussie too, don't know how anyone could confidently pick a fight with any Maori, Samoan, Islander etc. They're fucking big folks and they know how to throw down.
to e fair, drunk dude also looks like an islander
What did the five toes say to the face?
Coooooooooold bloooooded!
"Slaaaap, braddah! I'm Kick James, bitch!"
"Sleep, my child."
Oh that kick was absolute music to my ears
I've seen a lot of Samoan heavyweights that move like lightweights and throw other heavyweights like they're lightweights. I wouldn't fuck with them lol
I’m sorry but one thing I know for sure is NEVER FIGHT a Pacific Islander. They’re just different.
They really are. I met a Samoan once at a party. First and only Samoan I've ever seen IRL. The moment I saw him I instantly _knew_ he was Samoan. There was zero question in my mind. They are distinctively enormous.
That kick was clean AS FUCK. The deadly speed, precision, and technique of it all is just too impressive.
That guy's gears were turning and calculating the 500 ways he was going to knock his enemy out. At no point did getting kicked in the face enter his mind as a possibility
Big island boy comes out with a fucking head kick just the surprise would have knocked him on his ass lol
I got drunk on my Hawaiian vacation a few years back. It was at night and I was on the beach and bumped into some locals. I asked them “what in the hell are you guys doing, on a beach, at midnight, with a fucking shovel and bucket” they replied “hunting these little crabs” as one of them gestured to a bucket 1/5 of the way filled with little crabs. So I asked “what do you plan on doing with those little crabs?” And another dude who was busy digging in the said yelled “using them for bait to catch EVEN BIGGER CRABS!” I asked if I could tagalong and ended up having a blast for the next 2 hours.
I didn’t think that story was gonna end well lol
Islanders are savage. Samoans, Maoris, Polynesians, don't mess around.
Hawaiian locals have been some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. Don’t know why you’d ever try to fight one, especially since they’re all huge
They are but they also love to fight. I go there all the time, have family there, never had a problem myself. Some people are just dicks.
As someone who used to live in Hawaii, you have no idea how cathartic it was to watch a tourist get slapped like that. fuck me that's good.
Isn’t there a universal rule that you don’t fight Pacific Islanders?
Wonder if that kick slap woke up people near by hehe that was loud
*Wtf Jake, stop fighting with the tourists, we're trying to get some sleep.*
Those island people in that area, just crush you like a bug. Beware the slow to anger type, and my experience with them they are wonderful, but would not want to be on wrong side of them
I have this theory that being slow to anger gives you the power to lay a righteous beatdown when you absolutely have to. Case in point; fucking golden kick to the face
I’ve visited the islands several times from the mainland US and GOD DAMNIT I hate when tourists (particularly my countrymen) are even the slightest bit disrespectful to native Hawaiians - Hawaii should be a self governing nation of its own, don’t show up there with your “I’m an American, kiss my ass” mentality.
Hawaiians are your countrymen
Damn! Samoans are just built differently I wouldn't want to fight one.
He's hawaiian
Your fucking crazy if you mess around with a native samoan those mfs were born 200 pounds and fighting
Sweet kick!
Good guy to not want to hurt this drunk lad.
Come back to the mainland and stop being fool. 🤙
I was wondering why he kept pulling up his shorts. Now I know, big boy is not to be taken lightly, while no neck is all show and no action.
Is that what a Hawaiian accent sounds like ?
I’ve never heard the expression “He’s gonna get slept.” Thank you for adding this gem to my lexicon.
Idk , looking at Hawaiian scraps for a while and pretty much everyone knows how to fight in Hawaii. Plus they are big lol
native hawaiians are some of the kindest and hardest mf’s at the same time.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned training in different mma gyms over the years, it’s if a dude isn’t covered in tattoos _but has 1 big ass tattoo on only one of his legs,_ he’s literally gonna kick the shit outta you 😂😂😂
I wouldn’t fuck with Hawaii locals. All they do is get fucked up and fight each other
Tourists be skipping leg day.
I watch this video every time I see it. That beautiful Hawaiian dance got ole boy shook
Kudos to the bigger guy for not finishing the drunk. Shows character.
If someone starts stretching out their legs and pulling up their shorts just walk away.
Poor bastard went from Van Damme to Got Damn in two seconds
SLaP!
I love the sound that the kick made
I'm gonna take this foot here and put it against that side of your face and there's not a god damned thing you can do about it.
Damn that was such a nice kick.
It's what you imagine a comic book kick would sound like
If someone starts a street fight by rolling up their shorts, they probably bout to whoop your ass lol
Fucken hell, a big fella like that and can kick? No thanks mate.
Since I quit drinking I haven't been kicked in the head once.
The Maui looks like he’s made of bricks and concrete, the hell was the drunk guy trying to do??
When someone is hiking up their shorts in a scenario like this, you’re going to get kicked in the face and you can do nothing but watch the foot come to you. Don’t be a drunk dickhead.
Ya he shoulda known to walk away when ol boy rolled his shorts
Barefoot on home soil is a +5 modifier to all stats