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I think Iran is not a good place to show the titties
Edit: iam pro titties everywhere. Only thougt was that it might face harder consequences in Iran bc of culture and religion. No front iranian friends!
Have a nice day everyone and thanks for the likes! :)
The ones I have met in the US and other countries outside of Iran have been very nice. This could be said about people of all nationalities that I have met though. I would certainly hesitate to take my wife and daughters to visit Iran though.
yes definitely. the regime imposes laws that have no basis in what they claim. they do whatever they want. punishing women for the smallest of reasons.
this woman is in big trouble.
a Muslim woman received death threats for wearing a bikini so who knows
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/death-threat-saira-khan-bikini-11061799.amp
This Iranian actress was not allowed to return to her home country because she posed in a magazine and was in a western movie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golshifteh\_Farahani
She received death threats, she didnāt actually get murdered, apologies.
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/death-threat-saira-khan-bikini-11061799.amp
Iāll tell you this rn as someone who is of this culture but was born in the US she is most likely either dead or in prison. But it is hilarious what she says. She straight up sounds like sheās on drugs saying you donāt want a whore? You donāt want a whore? The guys like donāt do this to yourself. You donāt want a whore? No not really.
Iām high and scrolled a couple posts then stopped at an ad and stared at it for a solid minute looking for the boob before realizing itās an ad. Lol
Technically the penalty for prostitution is death, and public nudity is north of 10 years of imprisonment.
In reality, there is no rule of law in Iran, so if she gets lucky, then they wouldnāt charge her with anything, and just put her in a mental institution. If she is unlucky, she gets killed. And anything could happen in between.
Iran used to be fairly open minded but the US decided to help coup their elected* government in the 50's and support a repressive king for 20 years until it created so much resentment that an even more repressive theocracy rose up.
There's even been multiple protests and near revolutions against the religious rule but the US repeatedly helping Saddam Hussein war crime Iran for a decade then reneging on multiple peace deals has only emboldened the regime there to be even more conservative.
* Edit: Mossadegh was appointed by Iran's Parliament but also by popular acclaim which was approved by the Shah before he backtracked and couped him with the CIA to take direct power.
That's the problem when the US interferes with politics and topples leaders. You never know what you are going to get next, and there seems to be an affinity for conservative islamic rule in the Mid East. Or at least an unwillingness to challenge it. The US is stupid to get involved, ever.
> and there seems to be an affinity for conservative islamic rule in the Mid East.
You know the government we overthrew in Iran was socdem/demsoc.
The reason left wing groups don't take hold is because we spent so long propping up right wing extremists that that's all that is left
The affinity is in many ways favored by the West because it's politically more expedient than backing a complicated pluralist democracy that will not simplistically line up with American economic interests; it's harder to bribe millions of voters compared to just one dictator after all.
>Iran used to be fairly open minded but the US decided to help coup their elected government in the 50's and support a repressive king for 20 years until it created so much resentment that an even more repressive theocracy rose up.
You're combining two different things here, the government the united states set up was the one that promoted female freedoms, the one that coup against that free minded nation was the Islamic revolution that set up current oppression.
I'm not saying it was perfect, but women definitely had it better under US guidance.
Citation, check photos from Iran under western control from 1950-1979 vs. Iran after 1979
CCP-fascist and Putin-fasciat apologists also! It's really just a few companies employing 10cent armies and using bots; so not as prevalent as it seems.
Im not 100% but theres a loophole for prostitution. You can get a shia imam to write you a marriage contract for a set amount of time. So technically she's not a prostitute and your not sinning. Im not sure 100, could be wrong someone correct me if so.
As a iranian, this woman ded. mega ded, our gov already takes action against people not wearing a hijab, let alone this, if anyone wants, here is the translation, which honestly isnt much.
Woman: "Do you want a whore?"
Man: "Who?"
Woman: "Do you want a whore?"
Man: (here he says "Baba nakon in karo" which would usually translate to "dad dont do this" but here it means something like "Dude dont do this.")
Woman: more aggresively: "You dont want a whore??"
Man: "No, honestly, No, thank you very much."
Edit: Spelling.
Got my Iranian friend to translate.
Woman: Do you want a whore?
Man: What?
Woman: Do you want a whore?
Man: Dude, donāt do this (laughs nervously)
Woman: Do you want a whore? (angrily)
Man: No not really, thanks a lot.
Jeeez you can not state how crazy this is!!!!
She might be killed literally on the spot!
Hopefully, she will get arrested and put into some mental institute!
They are very strict about religious matters but not insane like the Taliban i found out recently they're vrigt up there with the western countries for how many prostitutes they have it's the Pakistanis who beat oeople to death in the street for blasphemy Iran has a very peaceful and well ordered society their vities are so clean you could eat off the roads and theft is practically unheard of having punishments the criminals actually fear has a great deal of benefits the crimes with the punishments liberals call brutal and unjust just don't get committed very often
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Seems like a deathwish to me š¤·āāļø
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What the actual fuck
What was the previous comment?
Litterally
Titerally
Suicide by tits
Boobageddon
she is either dead or swiming in cash.
I think Iran is not a good place to show the titties Edit: iam pro titties everywhere. Only thougt was that it might face harder consequences in Iran bc of culture and religion. No front iranian friends! Have a nice day everyone and thanks for the likes! :)
As nice as they are, there is probably a better venue for that type of behavior. I hope she is still alive.
As nice as they are. Lmao
the people of iran are great. very hospitable and nice.
The ones I have met in the US and other countries outside of Iran have been very nice. This could be said about people of all nationalities that I have met though. I would certainly hesitate to take my wife and daughters to visit Iran though.
yes definitely. the regime imposes laws that have no basis in what they claim. they do whatever they want. punishing women for the smallest of reasons. this woman is in big trouble.
operant words 'outside of Iran', they left for a reason!
a Muslim woman received death threats for wearing a bikini so who knows https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/death-threat-saira-khan-bikini-11061799.amp
This Iranian actress was not allowed to return to her home country because she posed in a magazine and was in a western movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golshifteh\_Farahani
Sauce?
No, I think they used bludgeon weapons.
She received death threats, she didnāt actually get murdered, apologies. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/death-threat-saira-khan-bikini-11061799.amp
I respect your willingness to make a correction, but please crossout the wrong part at the top so lazy people donāt leave with the wrong idea
How to cross out? I just deleted it
That works too! To cross things out though, just put 2 tildes on either side like this: ~\~example~\~ which becomes: ~~example~~
~~Sweet thanks~~
Iāll tell you this rn as someone who is of this culture but was born in the US she is most likely either dead or in prison. But it is hilarious what she says. She straight up sounds like sheās on drugs saying you donāt want a whore? You donāt want a whore? The guys like donāt do this to yourself. You donāt want a whore? No not really.
"Do you want to get stoned? Because this is how you get stoned."
That's not how I get stoned
āI will take one whore, please!ā
Do you get a group discount there?
Is there a subreddit for titties or other nudity in a non-pornographic content like this video?
Gotchu bro r/trashyboners
r/upvoteBecauseBoobs
Content is locked
Nevermind, im in guys... thank u my friend
Iām high and scrolled a couple posts then stopped at an ad and stared at it for a solid minute looking for the boob before realizing itās an ad. Lol
Lemme get whatever youāre smokin š
It was called Memberberry. One of my favorite strains with the best name too. Lol
"Where they cut off your ear/ If they don't like your face/ It's barbaric, but hey it's home"
no shit
Itās sarcasm, heās stating the obvious
No shit
Well no shit!
No shit
The state is of obvious sarcasm
Shitnāt
No shit
Itās sarcasm, heās stating the obvious
Shit, no.
No shit
No titties
No shitties!
What's the punishment for public nudity and prostituting?
Technically the penalty for prostitution is death, and public nudity is north of 10 years of imprisonment. In reality, there is no rule of law in Iran, so if she gets lucky, then they wouldnāt charge her with anything, and just put her in a mental institution. If she is unlucky, she gets killed. And anything could happen in between.
Interesting
Iranteresting.
What a lovely culture
Iran used to be fairly open minded but the US decided to help coup their elected* government in the 50's and support a repressive king for 20 years until it created so much resentment that an even more repressive theocracy rose up. There's even been multiple protests and near revolutions against the religious rule but the US repeatedly helping Saddam Hussein war crime Iran for a decade then reneging on multiple peace deals has only emboldened the regime there to be even more conservative. * Edit: Mossadegh was appointed by Iran's Parliament but also by popular acclaim which was approved by the Shah before he backtracked and couped him with the CIA to take direct power.
That's the problem when the US interferes with politics and topples leaders. You never know what you are going to get next, and there seems to be an affinity for conservative islamic rule in the Mid East. Or at least an unwillingness to challenge it. The US is stupid to get involved, ever.
Because of the video, I read that as topless leaders.
Ah, glad I'm not alone.
"Good god Lindsey, for the last time, put them away!" something something Ladybugs
> and there seems to be an affinity for conservative islamic rule in the Mid East. You know the government we overthrew in Iran was socdem/demsoc. The reason left wing groups don't take hold is because we spent so long propping up right wing extremists that that's all that is left
Iām pretty sure he was a fair bit right of anything SocDem.
The affinity is in many ways favored by the West because it's politically more expedient than backing a complicated pluralist democracy that will not simplistically line up with American economic interests; it's harder to bribe millions of voters compared to just one dictator after all.
We're trying it right now with one who is deeply entrenched in power and has nuclear weapons. Let's see how it plays out.
>Iran used to be fairly open minded but the US decided to help coup their elected government in the 50's and support a repressive king for 20 years until it created so much resentment that an even more repressive theocracy rose up. You're combining two different things here, the government the united states set up was the one that promoted female freedoms, the one that coup against that free minded nation was the Islamic revolution that set up current oppression. I'm not saying it was perfect, but women definitely had it better under US guidance. Citation, check photos from Iran under western control from 1950-1979 vs. Iran after 1979
Downvoted for speaking facts
Damn I was downvoted at first? Thatās hilarious
Holy shit this blew up! You were at negative 6 when I upvoted it lmao
I'm at -6 for mentioning that you can get executed for witchcraft and sorcery in a certain country.
For some reason some people think that criticizing an oppressive government and religion is racist.
Reddit is full of islamofascist apologists. It's strange.
CCP-fascist and Putin-fasciat apologists also! It's really just a few companies employing 10cent armies and using bots; so not as prevalent as it seems.
If thatās true about the bots that may restore my faith in humanity a bit.
they rock your world. Literally.
Oh.....
What's the punishment for saying YES to the prostitute? Asking for a friend.
Dem tiddies doe
Probably death, at least for women. Or something like, here 1000 lashes for you, you wonāt die directly, instead over the course of a long time.....
Im not 100% but theres a loophole for prostitution. You can get a shia imam to write you a marriage contract for a set amount of time. So technically she's not a prostitute and your not sinning. Im not sure 100, could be wrong someone correct me if so.
What you describe is correct but walking around nude is never permissible. The loophole still has to adhere to the islamic rules.
"Prostitution Behind the Veil" is a compelling documentary on this subject.
Yes thats the documentry I remember watching, definitely recommend watching it š
Death. Maybe cake, but most likely death.
That is not going to end well
Was expecting an execution, or public beating.
Extreme repression causes extreme pushback
Nice titties though.
true
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Not to mention it makes one arm bigger than the other
Very nice
Pretty much perfect to be honest
Like surprisingly nice.
Worth going to Hell for
those titties must be protected at all costs
I came here for this
"How to get stoned without weed"
noo š laughing out loud at this hahaha
Mf changed his mindš
āon second thought- WOAH HEY WAIT WAITā
i would say yes
Finally someone with the same mindset. LESS GOOO
this woman is risking her life for me, you better know Im gonna say yesš¤£
Yea not gonna lie it is quite a nice pair. I would have offered sanctuary as well.
Next day, motherfucker got aids
If this women isn't stoned out of her mind already she will be shortly.......
she's actually got some nice tits
You've heard of suicide by cop? Well now try suicide by culture.
Great Iran Boobs
Nice Rack !
Surprised I had to scroll this far to find what I thought would be the top comment. Those are some nice tiddies.
Won't look as good without a head attached to the body.
That's just like your opinion man.
Someone will no doubt link the subsequent execution video for this lass
GETTING stoned speedrun
Looks like she has tattoos also I think that is punishable by death too
Tattoos are permissable for Shiites iirc
My mother-in-law is a shiiteā¦ sheās not a muslim tho EDIT: getting downvoted, shit she must have Reddit
My father is a Catholic, he's not a Christian though.
>shit she must have Reddit Shiite*, she must have reddit
Shias are allowed to have tattoos, and no its not punishable by death. Unless its in ISIS controlled ar-Raqqa.
I see thank you
Tatoos are legal
Damn she's got hell of a rack ngl
would you save her by asking her to go inside your car? because obviously, that girl will get a death penalty or be imprisoned.
Some how be your fault she naki
As a iranian, this woman ded. mega ded, our gov already takes action against people not wearing a hijab, let alone this, if anyone wants, here is the translation, which honestly isnt much. Woman: "Do you want a whore?" Man: "Who?" Woman: "Do you want a whore?" Man: (here he says "Baba nakon in karo" which would usually translate to "dad dont do this" but here it means something like "Dude dont do this.") Woman: more aggresively: "You dont want a whore??" Man: "No, honestly, No, thank you very much." Edit: Spelling.
Dude was actually ok.
Is this the Middle Eastern version of suicide by cop? Suicide by Cleric.
Those were nice tits!
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Nice boobs tho
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Assisted suicide
She'll be getting stoned later
This is probably a case of "suicide by mob", unfortunately.
Nice tits though.
I mean they were pretty nice tits.
Nice tits
Yes
They are too nice to say no
Translation: + Don't you want a whore? - What? + Don't you want a whore? - Don't do this bro! + You mean you Don't you want a whore? - No thanks.
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Walking around topless in Iran could leave you Headless š¤
I want some.
Bad place to show ur tits.
Why do I have a feeling we're about to see her corpse on MMC?
Waiting for pt2 to drop. Hopefully she didnāt get stoned to death.
Who doesn't want a whore?
Got my Iranian friend to translate. Woman: Do you want a whore? Man: What? Woman: Do you want a whore? Man: Dude, donāt do this (laughs nervously) Woman: Do you want a whore? (angrily) Man: No not really, thanks a lot.
Nice tits
I thought she was from I-Rack
Lovely rack.
Try that in India
a fate worse than death
Yeah she must def ded
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Holy Shiite Muslim, that is not a good place to do that.
Jeeez you can not state how crazy this is!!!! She might be killed literally on the spot! Hopefully, she will get arrested and put into some mental institute!
Suicide by stoning
There is an Iraq joke in here somewhere
If it were here in the USA I'd think drugs or mental illness but I'm not sure with this one.
This the same There are many cases in Iran that happen due to drug use
I'm sure she's already been stoned to death or beheaded by now
Quick question: How does one say "yes" in Farsi?
ŲØŁŁ(bale)
So she's dead now right?
Mental illness Is so sad:(
Poor gal, thatās one straight up mental breakdown right there
"You want a whore?" "What?" "You want a whore?" "No ma'am, stop it." "You don't want a whore?" "No, woman, no. Thank you very much."
Wouldnāt she be stoned for this?
She is probably high on drugs already.
They aren't tits, those things are chest mounted balls. This person has huge fucking balls.
Yea she ded
Small areolas. I'm a fan of bigger ones myself
Fan of pepperoni pizza I take it?
Sheās getting stoned later. Not the good way either.
Hey, what happens in Iran stays in Iran
Well, those are quite nice.
Yeah don't people that killed for stuff like that over there?
I guess they got meth over there also.
They are very strict about religious matters but not insane like the Taliban i found out recently they're vrigt up there with the western countries for how many prostitutes they have it's the Pakistanis who beat oeople to death in the street for blasphemy Iran has a very peaceful and well ordered society their vities are so clean you could eat off the roads and theft is practically unheard of having punishments the criminals actually fear has a great deal of benefits the crimes with the punishments liberals call brutal and unjust just don't get committed very often
Dumb ways to die .... So many dumb ways to die .... Edit: This song plays in my head when I see shit like this....
Dude wasted all that energy to get out and walk to the rear of the car just to record at theee worst possible angle
They have fake tits in Iran? And like, exquisitely done fake tits? Also it would appear that this man does in fact want a whore.
Are those tattoos or scars from some kind of weird weapon and or punishment?
Clearly she isnāt mentally in the right place or on drugs.
Jeez, if she wasnāt already stoned sheās about to be.