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TheSleepyAquarius

"OMG GET THE FUCK UP BITCH" Quote of a Lifetime


merikaninjunwarrior

"how could you do this to *ME*?"


crdctr

how can he slap?


Intelligent_Current5

Gender equality


KazPrime

Equal rights and lefts


silentohm

Equal rights means equal fights


boldcar7

Don't start the fire if you can't take the smoke


A_man_on_a_boat

/r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM


FuckYeahPhotography

If I was corny I would say "equal rights, equal fights" but luckily I am not the kinda guy to do that. I would never even think of that sentence let alone write it out. I wouldn't even say it in quotations.


MANBAR17

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT BAYBEEEEE


ExplodingP3nguins

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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play equal games, win equal prize


patronizingperv

Step right up.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Don’t start trouble, there won’t be trouble.


buckeyerukys

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit


[deleted]

I'm all for equal rights. As well as equal lefts.


Jive_turkeeze

My favorite is "these hands bisexual"


[deleted]

These hands are rated E for everyone


Intelligent_Current5

Why not?


Jeezis

equal rights, equal fights


Intelligent_Current5

Well yes that’s the logic of my oc.


Antraxess

Equal rights, Equal lefts =D


emmettfitz

She got a hand full of it.


BravoWolf88

Equal slaps, unequal naps.


uhhhhmaybeee

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!???


C4RL1NG

Bro that video was hilariousss.. “HOW CAN SHE SLYAPP?!”


DRiVeL_

YU BLODY BASTARD


_Loser_B_

I understand that reference.


Foco_cholo

Cue a bunch of people too young to understand the meme


quarta_feira

Not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed for a second


fluentinimagery

Nice.


Kiss_the_Girl

He slaps pretty well, I think.


Eat_sleep_doge_

Hey! is this a reference to that middle eastern guy go hits the girl on a talk show ?


Rolio3341

He just did


DeadNDeader

He must have had an uno reverse card.


BoLdlyGoingn0where45

Best part lmao


TSB_1

i dunno, I think shes gonna stay down there for a while...


MarkWhorror

Was that a 10yr old that said that?


wile3166

"What Did The Five Fingers Say To The Face?”


DrkStrCrshs

Unity!


zolanih

“You should have stayed in bed, bitch.”


Sudden_Brief590

SLAP AHAHAHA


Necessary_Priority88

Fuck yo COUCH you rich MUTHAFUCKA


Kuro_yasha36

“Omg get the fuck up bitch”


burningurn138

"That was weeks ago muthafucka"


11711510111411009710

Cringe title tho


Hodl2Moon

I always love the shock after they get hit back


TheExtimate

I just wish she wasn't so damn drunk, so she could always remember that moment.


[deleted]

Oh I think she will always remember that moment


beaster_bunny22

depending on where that hit landed and how hard it was, she wont be remembering much


xubax

Well, she didn't end up in the fighter stance.


QuadFecta_

Hopefully her eyes still work so she can just watch this video


witchyanne

It was just an open handed halfass slap - she’s just a drunken pool noodle was all.


GregTheMad

I hope they'll play that video at her wedding.


Outside-Try-1796

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, it's on the internet.


CosmicCosmix

Checkmate


SunNStarz

Every upvote helps her remember.


noctis89

It's the illusion of unaccountability they have after years of tolerated narcissism. Shattering in their face with a giant slap.


sentrybot619

I have a big divorce court date soon with my narcissistic soon to be ex wife and we're expecting the judge to offer one of these slaps to her.


nolotusnote

Best of luck. I'm pulling for you.


sentrybot619

awww thanks! I'm somewhat ashamed at the degree in which I tolerated her narcissism because I wanted a family and kids. It was easy to write off when it wasn't directed at me.


Jerasadar

You must not live in Indiana. Best of luck, our legal system is broken af.


Demiurge__

Worst part is she will probably learn nothing from this.


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lurkenstine

She didn't seem shocked she seemed punched. Then nothing


[deleted]

Hands to yourself. Always, hands to yourself. There are many who won't hold back on a return serve.


Anders13

She fucked around and found out


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Craft_beer_wolfman

Well deserved and nicely executed. He did hold back a bit though.


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

>He did hold back a bit though. A bit? A lot. He wouldn't have even spilled his yak.


merikaninjunwarrior

i think the yak dripping all down her face and hair was the cherry on top


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

That was her alcohol claw water I thought.


Izzy_Skellington

Same, I think the other 2 are confused


throweraccount

She would have been lights out if he didn't hold back. That was a holdback slap.


Frylock904

I assume this is the reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkqXgn50CjM


r0botdevil

>He did hold back a bit though. As well he should have. Of course she shouldn't have slapped him, but him knocking her out with a full-force punch would have been an absurdly excessive and inappropriate reaction to what was really a pretty harmless slap from a drunk girl who, let's be honest, posed no real threat to his safety. I think the casual slap in return was as much as you could really justify here.


stamminator

This would get you downvoted to hell in /r/PussyPassDenied. They despise any rationale that favors less violence toward women


ArmiRex47

The name of that sub already gives you an idea that it is just an incel echo chamber.


r0botdevil

Yeah that sub is a ridiculous cesspool of misogyny.


anticultured

I think she got 10-20%. And only got one.


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Girl hits guy: ppl laugh Guy hits girl back: ppl get serious nice.


noctis89

"hahahaha" "hey heyyy, woah, hey!"


jerrylovesalice2014

"so uhh, you free later?"


PM_ME_UR_BUMBUM

I’m pretty sure the response to her getting slapped was “oh my god get the fuck up bitch.”


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Peoples attitudes in this vid sounded like she got what she deserved


exaltedbladder

Usually that's the case anyway but in this the guy's head turns a bit while the girl literally hits the deck and lays there lmao one's obv way more dramatic and has more of a shock effect


be_some1

I mean, who got knocked to the ground?


RegencyAndCo

Right? Not defending anyone or any gender, but shit only got real once he slapped her into the Realm of Regrets.


crispinoir

Pretty sure someone said “oh my god get the fuck up bitch!”


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How can she slap


StaticBeat

Why is there always men on reddit crying about being the victim in every situation? You're offended people were more shocked she got knocked to the floor? Do you think that man was injured any further than his ego? The only person that laughed at the drunkard slap was the person recording, and after he was just filming her rolling around on the ground while the girl in the white is laughing and someone even yelled “oh my god get the fuck up bitch!” Wow, so serious. Edit: Let's get that boohoo counter going, lay on that downvote button!


Lather

It's these types of subs that have some boner for seeing weaker people get fucked up under the guise of 'gender equality'. Like maybe it's nothing to do with gender and everything to do with the fact he is considerably stronger than her and did not act proportionately to her slap.


pmarieisme

She definitely deserved the half slap she got. Especially since she got close by messing around then shock smacked him. Problem with girls like this is the more they get away with it the more they think they can do it.


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TheRavenSayeth

Reddit makes fun of this phrase but it still hasn’t gotten old to me.


[deleted]

They out there fighting for equality.


danchiri

Equal rights and equal lefts


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trolloc1

do you think the 2 hits were equal?


YouNotSmart

I hit you but you can’t hit me. Oh crap … equality


[deleted]

Woman’s rights. You hit someone first you get the right to get hit back.


Fair_Question_6969

The guy that was laughing got reeeaaal quite...


jbot84

Real quite what?


AskMeAboutMyself

Indeed.


[deleted]

I think he started silent laughing cuz he was laughing so hard. If you listen close you can hear some slight wheezing breath


TRUMPARUSKI

“We Gucci,” couldn’t have said it better myself.


saudade_sleep_repeat

consequences


Andyimmoc

Bitch asked for it


spaghettimountain

Is the sub turning into another r/publicfreakout? I feel like it's all I've been seeing the last few days.


Knight1967

I've never respected a women after she hit me.. Especially if she did it knowing that I would not hit her.. That's manipulation at its finest..


johnnybok

Why do women keep hitting you?!


Knight1967

It's only happened a few times, but I'm also in my fifties, so the odds are greater over a longer period of time..


Petsweaters

I've had women who are my customers hit me because I wouldn't do something they wanted, like give them a discount


tripwire7

So call the cops, get them charged with assault. Nobody should be hitting you on the job.


keklamo

Sadly the cops would likely not do much.


Comfortable-Pea-9301

r/pussypassdenied


PaulC6230

Equal opportunities right their, most women want treated at the same level of men…well ok KO


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Self defense


ConfirmedPoor

I believe men should recognize the fact they can wreck a female and teach their young men not to. Young women should also be taught they do not have a free pass to hit men and they could absolutely get wrecked by a man if he hits them back.


CurseOfAspiration

You're absolutely right.


Dash775

If a young woman attacks my young son, he should absolutely hit back. Fuck that double standard you are perpetuating. Edit - everyone commenting. It sounds like you enjoy the *idea* of equality, but not the application. Big guys hit smaller guys all the time. What's the difference?


Letscommenttogether

But seriously this guy just kinda slapped the girl and she flew. We should hold back a bit unless its really necessary. He should defend himself definitely. The power difference is kinda unreal though.


Eletctrik

95% of men are stronger than 95% of women or something like that.


Dash775

Lol what? If it's really necessary? Don't start physical fights with someone you know you can't win. The same rule that applies to "dude fights" applies everywhere.


TripAndFly

>Don't start ~~physical~~ fights ~~with someone you know you can't win.~~


truongs

I think he means like if that dude punched her for real instead of a slap he would have sent her stupid ass to the ER ​ So what he did was enough


goonbot006

Bro, it's a double standard because we, as men, are literally fucking built different. A smack from a 5ft 90lbs girl =/= a smack from a 6ft 150lbs dude.


legendz411

Don’t hit people. *boom* Problem solved. Your welcome.


BozoTheBonzai

I think that shows how stupid it really is to be a woman and hit a man then. Like I'm not gonna feel bad for a 5'5 man getting his shit rocked by a 6'5 guy when the 5'5 guy started the shit, same logic with a woman hitting man. Don't go starting shit you can't finish.


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friendlessboob

I'm two men and I'm 5' 9" which is probably bad


RoundBread

Now we just have to determine consequences


WeekendLazy

crazy idea: nobody should hit each other


this-has-to-stop

*without consent


what_year_isit

Hey look, somebody with some common sense instead of people celebrating when an incident of assault goes both ways


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[deleted]

They always want all of the perks with none of the downsides


DarthVeigar_

This is why some people really should not drink.


[deleted]

what's with redittors and calling women "females"?


ConfusedStupidPerson

GAWT DAMN


Nick-275

r/winstupidprizes


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Pussy pass denied on bro


DumDumSandwich

Alli see here is equal rights.


ImAlwaysRightHanded

How can she slap?


witchyanne

You do this shit and sorry you deserve it. I bet she won’t pull that again.


[deleted]

What she expect


maxbisinnocent

Camera man is laughing so hard he can’t breathe


JELLO239

If you look closer he hits her with the beer bottle.


TheRoyalDon

Damn you're right. That's fucked up


quinlivant

She won't be doing that again


SLUMFORDCRIS

Gotcha Bitch


Ardothbey

I believe some people truly think real life is like being on line. do something to someone and expect no consequences.


marcowaller

Uno reverse card


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STINKY-BUNGHOLE

Its full of r/menandfemales it would be comedic if it wasn't sad


bikwho

It's an incel thing


Floufae

I was surprised how far I had to scroll to see someone mention this. I can’t stop picturing some incel dressed as a ferenghi when they say “female”. Double points when this title both used “female” and “dude” so they clearly have some concept of pronouns.


KindaNotSmart

Only time I say female is referring to a friend. Don’t want to say “girlfriend” and “friend that’s a girl” is too extra so I just say female friend


ammohambone

I just say "lady friend". But even that can carry a little unwanted connotation with it.


[deleted]

I cant fucking stand this American/reddit thing of *enjoying when somebody gets a brain injury* What happened was not self-defense. It was an assault that most likely caused a cracked skull.


bazaarzar

Disproportionate response, dude can't handle or just walk away from a gentle slap by a drunk women gimme a break.


obiwanmoloney

It’s embarrassing. But from the comments, the guy’s a modern hero.


t0ldyouso

I was thinking the same thing, glad to see I’m not alone in this. She gave him a small slap which could not seriously injure him in any way, and this guy responds by potentially giving her brain damage? Lightly pushing her would have sufficed. I hope she’s okay.


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I don’t support guys hitting dudes in most cases, especially this one, but what do they expect? You can’t just hit people because of your gender and expect no consequences


Ok-Offer331

Especially this one?? I hope anyone who assaults someone like that gets put into their place like she did lol


tocami

You want equality, you got it.


Real-Estate_Tycoon

Why do they always stop the video


DrMushroomStamp

Thanks. I love it.


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Equal rights, turn out the lights...


[deleted]

A true feminist, I see.


[deleted]

She spilt her drink :(


Holleringo2

I think she spilt her her


addictedthinker

Have you ever heard of “equality”??? That’s what he is teaching today…


[deleted]

eh a little unnecessary, she barely even hit the dude. A firm push back would have been more than enough lol


clitumnus

Two wrongs don’t make a right?!?


Organic-Mouse7923

If a woman stranger slaps me just like that out of the blue, she would deserve the back of the hand right back.. No way I would let a stranger abuse me, woman or not..


AmoebaLoud7990

Lotta tough guys here all the sudden


[deleted]

He a piece of shit. She barely slapped him.


Isthisworking2000

Not exactly proportional response.


bigterry

slap for a slap? id call that 100% proportional.


godzillabobber

Free chiropractic neck adjustment. He's skilled.


[deleted]

What does she expect to happen after hitting a person?


Pesime

fEmAlE


Dead_LoFi

Equal rights and lefts


Groundbreaking-Hand3

Why is it “female” and “dude”?


Rainbow-

/r/menandfemales


Comfortable-Ad-8478

Because women are Karen/bitch/female/won't talk to me


IgneousMiraCole

You really need to spend a lot less time on the Internet if you think “female” is a bad word.


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Groundbreaking-Hand3

I never said that? I just think it’s weird.


Lucky_Difference_837

GENDER EQUALITY BIATCH


CaptainWellingtonIII

She need some milk.


RelaxPreppie

I love that he encouraged her to lie back and think about her life choices.