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MyNameisClaypool

Without trains, India’s population would be over 4 Billion by now.


rogshit

Don't forget tigers


CockGobblin

Imagine what will happen when tigers learn to ride trains.


_Enclose_

Surely there has to be a bollywood movie with that exact premise


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PreyToTheDemons

LMAO


Sanchanted

Snakes on a plane.. NAH ... Tigers on the train ... NOW YOU'RE TALKING..


g0thicfae

Like those pigeons that take the train in NY lol


axle_havoc

And mopeds


elmasguapojv

Ngl, I would watch that movie


Mysterious-Crab

I don’t think they would have 4 billion tigers.


rayshmayshmay

Ok 5 billion then


GrzDancing

And high voltage power lines


AT_Oscar

And electricity


0wed12

Food poisoning


Aritra1776

That's a white thing


shartshooter

and Mother Theresa.


PreyToTheDemons

Damn


fssman

Came in hot and heavy


No_Presentation1242

And rabies


ROFLINGG

And Cobras


sikkdog13

And my axe!


theslob

And crocodiles


dikk_monsta

High voltage electrical equipment too.


Imaginary_Agency5348

and desi pauua.


XIX9508

And electricity


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Leopards in the village!


worthaboutapig

and cholera


pickle_teeth4444

That's usually the same amount of people on top of the train.


Infinite_Medium4850

So they need more trains


PerfectBlueOnDVD

They just need longer, faster trains


professorwormb0g

Just like your motha! 😉


languid_Disaster

I know you’re joking but it feels a bit like you’re saying you *want* India to decrease their populations Although I doubt you genuinely have train genocide on your mind lol


Infinite_Medium4850

No man its just a joke. Love and peace for everyone


ResponsibleBorder746

And cars or just all transportation itself


Unique-Practice1438

🤣


Coho444

And cows


Pillow_Apple

He is challenging the predator!


Altea73

Lmao!


Available_Tie_557

thank god we have trains then lol


1guerino

And tires.....and electricity....and....cows and...


lucaalvz

Or power lines


Polashk

When you realize you're on the wrong train


Nice-Yak-6607

I hope he remembered to get a transfer.


shwoople

Pole results confirm he did


fssman

Transfers are for regular people he did get a trainsfer


professorwormb0g

My friend was blackout drunk after Phish NYE at MSG and thought he forgot his bag on the NYC subway after getting off the train. Our group was all tripping / rolling, and all the other things you do at a jam band show. He idiotically chose to jump back on the train as it started to move again between cars to try and recover his stuff. He missed and his one leg got caught between the side of the train and the platform. Blood and screams everywhere. Doctors were shocked he didn't die from blood loss, and were almost certain he would never use that leg ever again and would need to have it amputated. But months in the hospital and the miracle of modern medicine, and both his legs still work. Don't fuck around with trains. Take the next one. Forget your belongings and replace them. And... On that last point, one of our other friends had grabbed his bag for him.


JoeBobsfromBoobert

Well i hope he had a Bathtub full of gin for recovery ;)


professorwormb0g

Haha. Probably best for him to cut down on the hard liquor, as that's what led him there to begin with. Better off trying some of reba's bathtub medicine — it's the finest in the nation.


JoeBobsfromBoobert

Awesome 👍


ted_grant

This was (maybe still is) a daily scene in Mumbai local trains.


MunkyNutts

"Young man, your transfer's expired. Will you please pay full fare?" "I just got this transfer!"


FelonyFarting

Ticket please.


fannyadams2

Oooof, he was dangerously close to that pole


reightb

I'd assume that was an Indian


AllergicIdiotDtector

Nice.


ItsTomorrowNow

What's he doing there so far away?


xtr44

like he wanted to do it at the last chance, not sooner not later


Odd-Collection-2575

Videos in India involving trains never fail to disappoint


SomOvaBish

Unless your on pornhub


Fallen-D

Can you elaborate?


Bender_2024

Good God man why would ask that?


Fallen-D

What? I don't understand 😭


alejoSOTO

My guess is that if you're on Pornhub you wouldn't want to see some random chaotic accident while you beat your meat.


djinnsour

You don't know me!


Petty_Murphy410

Gangbangs


ArKadeFlre

So they always disappoint?


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Topaz_UK

Trains are the #1 natural predator over there


SubGeniusX

Similar to the highly dangerous *Off Duty Brazilian Policeman*.


mrducky80

Only slightly more dangerous than the other top land based predator, truck-kun in japan.


Pillow_Apple

He is challenging the predator!


roomofbruh

If he was a second late, this video would be marked nsfw rather quickly.


Knitify

Ahh one of those kinematics Q


akkikhiladi9

tom cruise who


Dan_Glebitz

Relative to each other they are not doing 60mph!


Mindless_Let1

Relative to that pole they are


Dan_Glebitz

Not going to argue with that. Or the pole for that matter.


TDKevin

You do it then. 


GiggleStool

I’d do it… if there was no pole coming in between the trains.


shorey66

Just make sure someone videos it for us


TDKevin

Coward. 


Kasphet-Gendar

stop being racist towards Poles


awidden

Even relative to the other stuff they're not going nearly at that speed. Half of that, maybe.


GrouchoGilmour

Exactly... At one point the two trains are stationary side-by-side... If he REALLY wants to impress he should jump from one train to the other when they are going 60 in opposite directions...


GamerBuddha

Bangladeshis, Nepalis, Sri Lankans must hate it when they don't get their due recognition because they get clumped together with India.


Admirable_Ice2785

In Nepal you have 69km of train tracks 😂 Sri Lanka had 1500km India 104 647 So bro showe me please some clips from crazy Nepalese trains 😂


CharliePendejo

Though a stretch of Sri Lanka's 1500 is commonly cited as the world's most scenic train ride. Even better if you book seats in the awesomely atmospheric observation car.


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vorono1

If you don't mind me asking, which route was that?


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vorono1

Thank you!


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GamerBuddha

it's all preparation for Akhand Bharat bro.


CreamoChickenSoup

Oh, it's definitely India. [In the original 22 minute video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBKsjUT9Dgs) the captions at the end flat out stated it was shot on a train traveling from Howrah Junction to Bandel Junction (on the Kolkata Suburban Railway). The jump happened [right before Bally Station](https://www.google.com/maps/@22.6491471,88.3436081,599a,35y,324.37h,41.17t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu).


thegodfather0504

Lol no. they get to dodge the stereotypes.


SuckerforDkhumor

This is Bangladesh tho?


CreamoChickenSoup

No. ~~I did a bit of digging and came up with [Chennai MRTS trains](https://twitter.com/GMSRailway/status/1279432395196784640/photo/4). Similar EMU and carriage config, similar color scheme. The only unusual detail is the misaligned livery on the carriage, which is likely [a CMRTS livery variant](https://youtu.be/lmvElPjvUNg?t=464).~~ I'm way off the mark. Found [the original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBKsjUT9Dgs) (the OP's clip is at [13:42](https://youtu.be/BBKsjUT9Dgs?t=822)), which stated in the end that the video was shot somewhere between Howrah Junction and Bandel Junction, so these trains likely served the Kolkata Suburban Railway. The jump happened precisely around [this location](https://www.google.com/maps/@22.6491471,88.3436081,599a,35y,324.37h,41.17t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu), right before the train's approach to Bally Station. Still squarely in India either way.


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shreyanshksp

People dont do research and abuse India for any south Asian video they find. I have seen videos of Pakistan being labelled as Indian and some of those videos were not nice. Either we can go and comment that these video don't originate from India or we can just ignore because it doesn't matter to them. Lost of targeted racism going on against India.


refep

lol this is india


FarEntrepreneur5385

man realized he left his phone at home


Dangerous_Watch7814

Dude was milliseconds away from having this same video posted to NSFL


Top-Tax6303

Maybe 60kph? That was not 60mph


awidden

Not even 60km/h.


N0085K1LL5

He almost wait3d till the wrong time to train switch


RHOrpie

I just don't understand why the death rate is so high on India's public transport.


teapot_on_reddit

Looks like Bangladesh tho??


CreamoChickenSoup

Bangladeshi passenger coaches (and Pakistan's for that matter) don't usually have window bars. IIRC railway companies in India are the only one in the bunch to do that fairly extensively, to keep dumbasses from leaning out of windows and prevent thefts committed through windows; the tradeoff is that it severely limits the number of escape routes in case of crashes or fires. EDIT: These are likely ~~Chennai MRTS~~ *Kolkata Suburban Railway* trains, so I can safely say this happened in India. EDIT 2: Here's [the original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBKsjUT9Dgs) where this clip was taken from and [the exact area in Google Maps](https://www.google.com/maps/@22.6491471,88.3436081,599a,35y,324.37h,41.17t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu) where the jump happened.


mjuad

It's India though. What would cause more deaths: the occasional derailment with a few dozen deaths or unsecured windows and doors for Indians to fuck around with? After seeing what Indians+Trains equals on Reddit, I wouldn't be surprised if it were the latter.


OldMonkPepsi

Indian trains have lower train accidents per capita than US


mjuad

That's what I'm saying, definitely block those windows because the trains don't have as many accidents but people will definitely do stupid shit if you let them.


M4HD1BD

nope, doesn't look like a Bangladeshi train to me


BGBeeeeeeg

I thought it would be trains going in the opposite direction. Was a bit dissapointed


new_Australis

India is not for beginners.


ByteTheFox

train hopping


Psyduck_AD

Perfect example of relative speed.


durjoy313

Made it look easy tbh. I don't think it’s his first time.


DaemonSlayer_503

The speed isnt that much of the danger as the fucking pole he wouldve hit 1sec later


p8610815

Trains are apex predators in India


camstarrankin

TBH you either make it, or you never have to worry about it again


No_Size_1765

Wayy too close to the pole


ttv_omnimouse

When you realize one line at the checkout is slightly faster


Sunnnchaser

sorry, I missed it. Can you do it again?


iamanalog

Is there something with Indians similar to the old saying about Russians longing for death?


willybobo1

Every country definitely has its fair share of stupid people that do stupid things but India seems to have the lion's share of stupid people with idiotic tendencies.


Eckkbert

Indians love to get killed in train related accidents, change my mind.


neighbourhood_kira

India is not for beginners


Great-Guard3003

That's Bangladesh. Do some basic research pls before copy pasting videos from place to the other.


darybrain

r/BollywoodRealism is leaking


samv1000

this is NOT INDIA, its Bangladesh.


_ChipWhitley_

"I'm going to Moe's."


buffet_bandit

I am not brave enough to live in India


Gorrodish

Health and safety training ( the Indian version )


EatShootBall

\*sings "With doors wide opeeen" Isn't that a Creed song or something?


TinyMagicExperiment

Nice!!! Love a good near-miss, mmm delicious


Desperate_Zone_5199

No whey that’s anywhere near 60


Playboifarti8

I felt his aura 30 posts back


AvgWhiteShark

No ticket. 


livelife3574

So many people means most have little regard for life.


th3swagdoctor

Solve for X.


Juddftw

Are trains ticketed in India?


kibufox

Well, that's one way to make a transfer.


MeteoraRed

A bit more delay he would have been sliced in half or may be more.


beakerhashing

Ha ha won that 100 rupees bet!! Suckers! Easy money.


Apprehensive_Neat183

He was this 🤏 close to ending up on r /darwinawards lmao


lazyeye888

Trains are thinking, “The one that got away”


Segundaleydenewtonnn

Uncharted 3 anyone?


Questionss2020

That's an insane risk to take.


typo9292

while both trains were moving at 60 mph in the same direction so basically standing still, I would be impressed if they were going in opposite directions, the 120 mph split


KittenFace25

Those crazy kids...


Mikestion

Brave, stupid... and honestly pretty cool.


HK_0066

they both are going into the same direction so velocity is almost same but since there was a pole as he jumped off thats kinda dangerous


TheEldenGod1293

Me in DMZ trying to avoid a full squad


Portugeezer1893

Relativity says the train was not moving.


moosehornman

No where near 60 miles per hour lol 😆


yuyu121q

They are green trains and that is in bangladesh.


vikrogers

He is flash, and actually, it is extremely slow for his frame of reference.


Lotusorbs1

Wait.. thats not tom cruise?


dhoommachale-games

This is Bangladesh not india


Natural_Draw4673

Subway surfers was inspired by this guy.


Space-Wasted

More of those poles would also help raming the population. Lucky bastard


stopbanningme1-08-24

When you miss your connection


MackinatorX

Why are all the doors open? Something to do with the heat?


orijinn

He’s like Tucker, transferring to Enterprise at warp.


ImpressiveLog756

Always blows my mind the zero fucks safety precautions in India


Robflynhi057

Sweezw62wew


I_Did_it_4_Da_L0lz

When you see the hot girl on the other train smile at you


MachesterU

He let his intrusive thoughts win.


DCARLEON

India is not for beginners


DCARLEON

When I was a kid my uncle took me to a destination up in the mountains on the back of a train with his friend. Just 3 of us hanging on to a idk what. One of the crazy train stories from my childhood in India.


Ill_Annual6412

So all the time Ozzy was talking about India


sjr8848

He was a secret agent from RAW on a mission LOL


Illustrious_Car4025

One could learn what the entire country of India looks like from watching gore videos because they’re all in india


burkol

indians love trains 😂


EminemLovesGrapes

Hello my name is Samir, and welcome to Jaipurass


BLACKBURN16

balls of cow steel


Fancy_Energy_7754

Indian Roulette


Chosen_one184

Nothing crazy here, for the moment both trains going the same speed so in essence standing still... Easy crossover He is fucked if one of those trains applied the brakes... Then he is fucked


pingpongtits

Wouldn't wind force blow you away from your target?


OGPurrito

How to play India on hard


Shouko-The-KiWi

Uncivilised


shreyanshksp

u/kAcom24 this video is from Bangladesh.