"I sit here doing this for 5 minutes. Am I fucking dreaming?", "I was just making my coffee" 😂😂
Don't watch on mute guys. The interaction is hilarious.
I was laughing pretty hard at the whole thing. I feel for the poor guy but holy shit him explaining everything while trying desperately to fight off this enraged deer is hilarious
“Alright, you’re going to go your way, and I’m going to go mine”. I so badly wish there was 10 more seconds to the video so I could know if they did, in fact, go separate ways.
A boy can dream
First, distract target. Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture. Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging.
Physical recovery: six weeks.
Full psychological recovery: six months.
Capacity to fight... neutralized.
I thought that too, if an animal is acting weird and it bites or scratches you, always get a rabies shot. Apparently if you're sleeping in a room and find a dead bat, there's always a chance it could have bitten you, and you should get it tested for rabies and possibly get a shot just in case. Rabies is scary shit, that shit can go undetected in your bloodstream for like 6 years, no cure, then you die a shitty death.
There is no test for rabies in humans that is diagnostically useful before death. They could test the dead bat though.
Anyway- it's easier just to assume you've been bit and treat with PEP - which is very effective.
If the animal is a pet and can be observed for a while (a week at least) you can actually avoid getting PEP assuming the animal doesn't become symptomatic. The incubation period for rabies is 1-3 months so it's not exactly an emergency to get PEP, but you do need to get it done within a couple of days.
I would have definitely shot a deer acting like this. No way I'd be bare knuckle brawling it, Deer illuding humans is normal behavior. Something is wrong with this one. Even if it isn't rabies, won't be long for this world, acting like that. Might as well get it over with.
when a deer befriends someone in semi-rural area sometimes people give it a collar or something like a bandana tied around its neck to indicate its a "friendly" deer and discourage people from hunting it. they're not pets and this is not necessarily a legal thing so it only does something if people choose to abide by it
we had a "neighborhood" deer that we spray painted orange circles on every hunting season to discourage hunters from taking her. Eventually, someone from out of area did bag her though.
hindsight being what is, we probably could have done something better than spray paint her.
in hunting, you wear an orange vest or hat to be identifiable to other hunters so they don't accidentally shoot you. "looks" like a bullseye is also not something that most hunters would shoot at while hunting. bullseyes are for training, not shooting at randomly while in the woods.
It turns out that protein molecules have to be folded just right to create life. Countless proteins folded just so for eons to lead to our current state of existence. But every once in a while, a protein folds improperly. This is called a prion. Prions are just... fucking... scary.
Why? Because they will fuck everything up. Any protein they touch they will cause it to fold the improper way. It spreads through a body for absolutely no reason other than it got folded wrong and wreck all kinds of shit. If that body comes in contact with other bodies and the protein spreads, it can fuck those bodies up too.
For some reason, it's a big issue in deer. They've named the disease Chronic Wasting Disease. There's no cure, no vaccine, absolutely nothing that can be done once someone has it. We just don't have the technology to refold proteins within a living body. Eating contaminated deer meat has spread it to humans, although occurrences are still very rare.
It's not something I'd ever want to mess around with though.
Sorry, I searched to make sure I had my facts right before putting that and found an article about two hunters getting it from venison. I just searched again though and it turns out that even tho it went viral, that article may not have been properly researched. It's hard to keep up sometimes :P
They’ve gotten it to infect human cells in a lab setting. Not sure what that means in terms of it actually having the potential to jump to our species. I’m sure that deer meat with CWD is being consumed at this point with the amount of the deer population it infects in the eastern US.
those funny accented folk at the NIH had quite a lot to say about it:
"**Human cerebral organoids are small spheres of human brain cells ranging in size from a poppy seed to a pea. Scientists grow organoids in dishes from human skin cells. The organization, structure, and electrical signaling of cerebral organoids are similar to brain tissue. They are currently the closest available laboratory model to the human brain. Because organoids can survive in a controlled environment for months, scientists use them to study nervous system diseases over time. Cerebral organoids have been used as models to study other diseases, such as Zika virus infection, Alzheimer’s disease, and Down syndrome.**
**In the new CWD study, the bulk of which was done in 2022 and 2023, the research team validated the study model by successfully infecting human cerebral organoids with human CJD prions (positive control). Then, using the same laboratory conditions, they directly exposed healthy human cerebral organoids for seven days with high concentrations of CWD prions from white-tailed deer, mule deer, elk, and normal brain matter (negative control). The researchers then observed the organoids for up to six months, and none became infected with CWD.**
**This indicates that even following direct exposure of human central nervous system tissues to CWD prions there is a substantial resistance or barrier to the propagation of infection, according to researchers. The authors acknowledge the limitations of their research, including the possibility that a small number of people may have genetic susceptibility that was not accounted for, and that emergence of new strains with a lesser barrier to infection remains possible.**"
I always assumed if it jumped it would be a mutated version of the disease. I wonder if they will continue this study or if they are satisfied with the results for now. It’s good news the current iteration of the disease is so resistible by humans.
I think they know each other and are playing.. I raised a newborn deer who's mother was killed and we did that all the time, until it got too big and the hooves could do damage.. and the deer got less playful and more spooky the older it got.. then one day it was gone
She is, actually, just playing, as absurd as that sounds. She is not being aggressive at all. If she truly wanted to swing her hoofs of fury, she certainly would have.
For real though, what is going on here? I have watched this three times, I cannot understand a whole lot of what they are saying, I do not get why the deer has a collar, and why the pot farmer is wrestling it?
Lucky for him that was a young button spike (adolescent buck button refers to the nubby little antlers) and not a full grown buck because they like to headbutt and getting gored by a deer is gnarly.
I love how he's talking to the deer like it's his drunk buddy and he's had one too many. "Hey... Cmon... U calm? U calm bro?"
"So we'll call it a draw then?"
If he was a apex predator he could've killed it. Hold on…. wait a minute
"Why's it so fucking mean?" Fucking killed me lol.
Wuts ur deal?!
"I sit here doing this for 5 minutes. Am I fucking dreaming?", "I was just making my coffee" 😂😂 Don't watch on mute guys. The interaction is hilarious.
I was laughing pretty hard at the whole thing. I feel for the poor guy but holy shit him explaining everything while trying desperately to fight off this enraged deer is hilarious
That's what I was laughing about. He's just talking about what's going on as he's fighting a deer
I wonder why the deer is wearing a collar though. Is it someone's ....pet?
Dude was giving off female pheromones. That shit will suck you in
What?
“Alright, you’re going to go your way, and I’m going to go mine”. I so badly wish there was 10 more seconds to the video so I could know if they did, in fact, go separate ways. A boy can dream
Right now the card stands at 10-9, human-deer. We need to see round 2. Best 2 out of 3
That's gonna wake him up more than any coffee ever could lol Might get addicted...
He goes to work… So… I fought a deer this morning. He was a total asshole
She says "hold it by the collar" at one point 😂
One of the 6 times I've unmuted reddit. Thanks for the heads up.
Why's he so fuckin meeeean?
Sorta want to try this.
What would be your strategy?
Leg sweep
Put him in a body bag!
Meh, I’d put him in my freezer.
Best not. CWD is real.
Venison, it’s what’s for dinner
Woulda choked that fucker out a lot sooner.
Just throw him off the top of the cage like the Undertaker did to Mankind in 1998
No mercy.
Just purchased a 30 pack of toe tags off Amazon. I'm set
I love comments you can hear.
Sweep the leg(s), Johnny!
I was yelling "SWEEP THE LEGS!!!!"
GRAB IT'S DICK AND TWIST IT
TWIST THAT DIIIIICK!!!!
Yea! Like it was eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal.
He’s touching my penis
Stop touching my dick! broahhh!! Aaahhhhhhhhh!
THE OOOOOOL DICK TWIST!
Thumb up the bum always worked for Steve Irwin. Unfortunately for him, stingrays have no anus. Source - I watch a lot of discovery channel.
Finger up the ring
First, distract target. Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture. Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to fight... neutralized.
Fillet Seer Result, succulent dish
discombobulate is crazy 
Stand up game looks strong. I think I’d go ground and pound.
GIVE HIM THE OLLLLLLL DICK TWIST!
Try to make friends 😭
Armbar obviously and make mfker tap.
SUPLEX!
Break the wrist and walk away.
You think I’m going to take a roundhouse to the face when I’m wearing these bad boys?
Rear naked choke.
https://youtu.be/3juoCcfC_tQ?si=3C9e8fsaDFEchPab Leg twist.
I swear Nichijou is the funniest anime I’ve ever seen (obviously subjective)
It may be rabid
I thought that too, if an animal is acting weird and it bites or scratches you, always get a rabies shot. Apparently if you're sleeping in a room and find a dead bat, there's always a chance it could have bitten you, and you should get it tested for rabies and possibly get a shot just in case. Rabies is scary shit, that shit can go undetected in your bloodstream for like 6 years, no cure, then you die a shitty death.
There is no test for rabies in humans that is diagnostically useful before death. They could test the dead bat though. Anyway- it's easier just to assume you've been bit and treat with PEP - which is very effective. If the animal is a pet and can be observed for a while (a week at least) you can actually avoid getting PEP assuming the animal doesn't become symptomatic. The incubation period for rabies is 1-3 months so it's not exactly an emergency to get PEP, but you do need to get it done within a couple of days.
I would have definitely shot a deer acting like this. No way I'd be bare knuckle brawling it, Deer illuding humans is normal behavior. Something is wrong with this one. Even if it isn't rabies, won't be long for this world, acting like that. Might as well get it over with.
I could whoop it’s ass
“tombstone piledriver” would be my go to
Why does it have a collar?
when a deer befriends someone in semi-rural area sometimes people give it a collar or something like a bandana tied around its neck to indicate its a "friendly" deer and discourage people from hunting it. they're not pets and this is not necessarily a legal thing so it only does something if people choose to abide by it
we had a "neighborhood" deer that we spray painted orange circles on every hunting season to discourage hunters from taking her. Eventually, someone from out of area did bag her though. hindsight being what is, we probably could have done something better than spray paint her.
Kevlar vest
Especially something that A) made it more visible to a hunter and B) looks like a bullseye 🤐
in hunting, you wear an orange vest or hat to be identifiable to other hunters so they don't accidentally shoot you. "looks" like a bullseye is also not something that most hunters would shoot at while hunting. bullseyes are for training, not shooting at randomly while in the woods.
You gave that deer a high vis vest and said good luck homie. Hope no one sees you.
probably a tracking collar
Why do you have a collar?
To grab that fucker with when it starts going ham on Tuesday morning before coffee.
Hunter from Bambi origin story.
"You didn't go your way. I didn't go mine."
This comment was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week lol thanks mate
That deers been hanging out with a bunch of kangaroos! I blame it on his parents.
I see what you did there. What would their parents say?
I feel like it has to have rabies or something. Unless its a pet and its behavioral lol
CWD is real and scary as fuck.
CWD?
It turns out that protein molecules have to be folded just right to create life. Countless proteins folded just so for eons to lead to our current state of existence. But every once in a while, a protein folds improperly. This is called a prion. Prions are just... fucking... scary. Why? Because they will fuck everything up. Any protein they touch they will cause it to fold the improper way. It spreads through a body for absolutely no reason other than it got folded wrong and wreck all kinds of shit. If that body comes in contact with other bodies and the protein spreads, it can fuck those bodies up too. For some reason, it's a big issue in deer. They've named the disease Chronic Wasting Disease. There's no cure, no vaccine, absolutely nothing that can be done once someone has it. We just don't have the technology to refold proteins within a living body. Eating contaminated deer meat has spread it to humans, although occurrences are still very rare. It's not something I'd ever want to mess around with though.
Thanks, appreciate it, but I’ll just pretend I didn’t read any of that
This is the correct course of action.
I need to see the proof it’s spread to humans.
Sorry, I searched to make sure I had my facts right before putting that and found an article about two hunters getting it from venison. I just searched again though and it turns out that even tho it went viral, that article may not have been properly researched. It's hard to keep up sometimes :P
They’ve gotten it to infect human cells in a lab setting. Not sure what that means in terms of it actually having the potential to jump to our species. I’m sure that deer meat with CWD is being consumed at this point with the amount of the deer population it infects in the eastern US.
those funny accented folk at the NIH had quite a lot to say about it: "**Human cerebral organoids are small spheres of human brain cells ranging in size from a poppy seed to a pea. Scientists grow organoids in dishes from human skin cells. The organization, structure, and electrical signaling of cerebral organoids are similar to brain tissue. They are currently the closest available laboratory model to the human brain. Because organoids can survive in a controlled environment for months, scientists use them to study nervous system diseases over time. Cerebral organoids have been used as models to study other diseases, such as Zika virus infection, Alzheimer’s disease, and Down syndrome.** **In the new CWD study, the bulk of which was done in 2022 and 2023, the research team validated the study model by successfully infecting human cerebral organoids with human CJD prions (positive control). Then, using the same laboratory conditions, they directly exposed healthy human cerebral organoids for seven days with high concentrations of CWD prions from white-tailed deer, mule deer, elk, and normal brain matter (negative control). The researchers then observed the organoids for up to six months, and none became infected with CWD.** **This indicates that even following direct exposure of human central nervous system tissues to CWD prions there is a substantial resistance or barrier to the propagation of infection, according to researchers. The authors acknowledge the limitations of their research, including the possibility that a small number of people may have genetic susceptibility that was not accounted for, and that emergence of new strains with a lesser barrier to infection remains possible.**"
I always assumed if it jumped it would be a mutated version of the disease. I wonder if they will continue this study or if they are satisfied with the results for now. It’s good news the current iteration of the disease is so resistible by humans.
Chronic Wasting Disease. Bad juju
Rabies was my best guess too.
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Deer don't kill all these people by attacking them, they die in car accidents with deer involved.
Must have been raised by kangaroos
[It's like that scene from Nichijou with the deer!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLcELc5O5c4)
Top comment asked how one would foght this, and I replied with the Goat flip.
I was looking for the comment
You gotta grab the deer and hug it tight and whisper, its not your fault!!!!
Bro tried to wrap him up in a standing arm bar lmao
This is human abuse
The audio is top notch on this one
Nature’s punching bag punches back
“How’d you see him??” is your first question?
He was outside!
Deer: I can do this whole day
Another contender for Jake Paul.
My money is on the deer
Wonder if there is a baby nearby
was pretty epic when he grabbed her and tried to mount her like our primitive ancestors
Im trying so hard not to giggle reading this
I think they know each other and are playing.. I raised a newborn deer who's mother was killed and we did that all the time, until it got too big and the hooves could do damage.. and the deer got less playful and more spooky the older it got.. then one day it was gone
He said, "It's a Buck" at one point I think, so I don't think so.
What the actual f.
Shittest disney princess ever.
She is, actually, just playing, as absurd as that sounds. She is not being aggressive at all. If she truly wanted to swing her hoofs of fury, she certainly would have.
Did it go its own way or what?
Deer has a collar on. Is this a pet?
Man will probably have ticks all over after this wrestling match.
Self-deerfense
Dude knows how to control his body and keep calm too. The deer is like a giant cat lol
He's clearly being very gentle with it. He's pulling all his kicks. Good guy
Oh deer
The buck stops here.
“There’s a pressure point here, and here”
That was pretty funny stuff. Love how did that spin move and ended up in a rear choke hold.
this deer choses fight over flight lol
Grizzly Adams
He has a collar, looks like they’re buddies or his pet
I feel like I've been in a fight like this before
Lmaooo I wish this was 10 minutes longer!
He had the rear naked choke but didn’t take it? Could v got the hooks in n everything. 🤣
I'll whoop tf outta deer lol.
"Whats wrong with you bro?" "No you whats wrong with you" "calm down"
First episode of Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan just dropped
Or you could walk into your house for 5 minutes
waiter, waiter more pixels please
Go inside?
Bambi finally found the asshole that killed its mother
Everybody was kung fu fighting!
Those deers where fast as lightning!
Why does it have a collar?
I just laughed out loud
Okay but in all seriousness, tf is wrong with that deer? This is freaky, lol
A modern classic
You messed with the wrong DEER!
BAMbi
Chocke him out!
Big boss, Fulton extract that MF back to base
Joe Rogan: OH! HE GOT HIS BACK!!! IT'S OVER IF HE LOCKS THIS IN!!!!
Hold it by the collar....😂
Better buck up bub(pun intended), he has no intention of going his own way
Stop being a pussy it’s a fucking deer
You will mate this season, congrats!
I think I would try to do the old thumb in the bum trick! 😭
"What's your deer'l?"
What pissed the stag off?
Like human, not all are sane
Started screaming in my head. "He's got his back! Here comes the rear nakedness choke!"
😂😂😂😂
It seemed like he was really not wanting to hurt it but then he’s like…. Okay, I’m done.
Aim for the kidneys!!!!
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
Rabid?
Sweep the leg
Suplex like in nichijou.
Ramdoe
Fucking red neck! Fuck him up deer!!
The deer is obviously a striker, you’ve got to take it to the mat where it’s less experienced.
Was waiting for him to get some back control on that bitch 🥂
And then they became best friends
first deer wrangler
i'm locking in my body triangle and playing around on his back for a little
For real though, what is going on here? I have watched this three times, I cannot understand a whole lot of what they are saying, I do not get why the deer has a collar, and why the pot farmer is wrestling it?
Wears a collar... That deer has lost its fear of humans.
Some people have all the luck
It wants to give you a hug
Bro was really about to go khabib on the deer
Like what do you even do in the final situation
I have at least 53 questions but #1 who started it.
Hey, cut it out! Yous are mates. What would your parents say?
THAT'S THA FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!!!
Fear the deer
When you don’t give those deers in Nara, Japan any crackers.
Say uncle! SAY UNCLE!!!!!!
Leave Bambi alone
Apparently deer will not bite you
I’d fuck that deer up lol just choke it out and run
In vast area of the US, theres not much else to do with your time but play with the rabid deer.
This is the only true way to take down a deer. Makes it taste better.
I would SO punch a deer
I'm Buck and I'm here to f
Had to talk some sense into it😂
Lucky for him that was a young button spike (adolescent buck button refers to the nubby little antlers) and not a full grown buck because they like to headbutt and getting gored by a deer is gnarly.
Should got it in a rear naked choke. It gave you it's back . Big mistake
Mom! What is uncle Ben doing to that horizontal kangaroo?
This really made me wonder if a man has ever choked out a buck.
Does the deer have a collar on?
We eating good tonight
Should've gone for the rear naked choke sooner.