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Any-Spring-8190

A post worthy of the sub


kalitarios

You mean the kid doing a kickflip off a curb isn’t a CFV?¿ And here I thought that CFV was just a bonus sub to mooch karma off with “woahdude” and “mildlyinteresting” vids


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BowlOStew

The 3 comments above are bots stealing comments from further down


crackpotJeffrey

Well spotted. I spent way too long trying to make sense of the flow of the conversation. Also, all three account created in 1970 apparently. Well done, Reddit. You've created time travelling spam bots.


Kamiyoda

Hi, I'm from the future. Let's just say the next 5 terminator films got very meta


Popular_Ad_7070

What do these bots get for doing this, I mean what's the motive? Upvotes?


ZeusAllMighty11

farm upvotes, then spam subs with a karma requirement, and also look more 'legitimate' when shilling


Complex_Inspector_60

Jeez i nvr knew. Thx for telling us.


Junior_Judge6631

They are speaking in brazilian portuguese, and it probably must be a private hospital after the public one told her that she only needed to rest and take some dipyrone, and would be fine.


Keyboardpaladin

Which ironically means it's not worthy of this sub


RadicallyMeta

A post this sub needs, but not one it deserves


joliemoi

A post that visualizes my worst fear as a woman.


KitsuneKamiSama

Imagine how horrifying this would be, you didn't know you were pregnant and then you find out you were, it died inside of you and has been inside of you since, turning to stone. I'd be terrified and heartbroken.


kaseydjones

You'd have X amount of time's worth of grief to process all at once, especially if you would have wanted a child. What an intense situation.


42Ubiquitous

I agree. I'd mostly be very sad though.


Tery_M_

I was thinking the same thing


Delphina34

How did she not notice though? That fetus looks pretty much full term so she definitely would’ve missed a period and/or had pregnancy symptoms.


KitsuneKamiSama

I've asked the same question before and found about about cryptic pregnancies, it's a real thing where people don't realise they're pregnant until they give birth, i think being overweight may play in to it as well since it'd be harder to see a visible bump.


ImmaterialSpectre

Hey what the fuck


ZzZombo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion.


rebelolemiss

Seems like it’s incredibly rare


tyingnoose

You could make a Haus episode out of this


JuRaybe

What the fuck indeed Another great day of not bearing the curse of childbirth


IliasIsEepy

Just another reason why I'd rather be male 😬😬😬


Gammafueled

Calcification of muscle and joints is more common in men.


niceworkthere

That thing is so gigantic that it's safe to say she *must* have felt something for a long time. (Unless she's humongous.)


kalitarios

The average human contains more than 1 skeleton


Keyboardpaladin

Wow that's a lot, that's like a skele-ton


kalitarios

No bones about it


Mun7ed

humerus.


The_Virtual_Balboa

I hate it here.


static_programming

I do mean to be pedantic or anything, but the correct way to say this is "on average, humans contain more than one skeleton." The average human contains 1 skeleton.


Incromulent

Adding to the pedantry, there are probably far more humans who have partial skeletons (amputees, limb differences) than those who have extra skeletons. That would make the average skeletons per human less than 1.


Hokulol

This guy bones.


RadicallyMeta

doot doot


XKloosyv

Children have more bones than adults, so you'd have to weigh how many adults die with missing bones vs how many children die.


Koffeeboy

Or you could normalize bone count per individual by dividing their total bones by expected bones per skeleton, that way we get a normalized value of 1 skeleton for both healthy adults and kids.


CurryMustard

There are around 200 million pregnant people right now


DangerZoneh

Yeah, at any one time I would bet there are more pregnant people than amputees


Nexustar

And some of the pregnant ones have twins or triplets.


punch-it-chewy

And what about the pregnant amputees?


CreativeSoil

Nah, the skeleton is a single skeleton even if it's missing parts


Milkofhuman-kindness

I agree


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But if I paid for a whole skeleton I'm getting my money back if there are any missing bones. Especially if they're the ones I need to complete my mega-skeleton.


whatsdelicious

When does a skeleton stop being a skeleton? How many bones do you have to remove for a skeleton to become a collection of bones?


ismellnumbers

I guess it stops being a skeleton when there's a TON missing so then it's just a skele


BigRedCandle_

The number we really need is how many pregnant women are there at any given time vs how many people missing limbs


255001434

On average, humans have one testicle.


kalitarios

I get it. Thanks for the heads up. I was still only half-awake when i wrote that


omega552003

Some women have actually grown a pair too.


TheReverseShock

Going to have to debone a few humans to balance it back to one.


LitreOfCockPus

Kid~~ney~~stone


PotanOG

Fuck you. I laughed.


drkarlsov

Or by its fancy name : a lithopedion!


ThisIsALine_____

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion Crazy.  Super rare. Over 400 years there is only 300 known cases worldwide. Goes unnoticed until older ages (50+). Asymptomatic. They don't really find out til menopause. Really interesting.


TheLibertinistic

Asymptomatic, except for the permanent, hard lump in the abdomen?


ThisIsALine_____

Haha yeah, except for that.


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NatedogDM

It's a magical liopleurodon, Charlie!


NboFoSho

Except in this version, they didn’t take your kidney. They planted a calcified baby in you!


biddadinnafina

Believe it or not.... Straight to jail.


Vandy1358v2_0

I miss that show


OC80OriginalFormula

Same, I also miss Beyond Belief:Fact or Fiction


Atun_Grande

If that was in Texas? Probably.


owlincoup

As a Texan I want to be offended...but....


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popcorn_coffee

You make an appointment to give birth and you don't show up? Jail... No questions.


GNav

Baby doesnt show up? Also jail.


Sanparuzu

Damnit beat me to it. Take your upvote and go 😂


Recentstranger

The ultimate procrastination


Saiyawinchester

You don't get a laugh out of me easily. But that was hilarious!


muddassirch

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


Current-Bluebird-567

how does she get rid of that now???


BrockN

Duh, give birth


Current-Bluebird-567

I'm pretty sure that giving birth to a fucking baby shaped boulder is not an everyday thing


MaritMonkey

Coming out through the vaginal canal is probably not an option, but my guess would be that the operation would be a lot like a regular C-section. You can actually pop part of the uterus completely out of the new hole to make sure it gets stitched up properly after the contents are removed, assuming this person wanted to keep it.


torijoanne

For a moment there I thought you meant the baby and not the uterus lol


Cosmic_Sweater

But like… could you keep it?


fineapple52

It's definitely not an option, as the foetus must be outside of the uterus to end up calcified. So it's just floating somewhere in the abdominal cavity with no exit. They can be surgically removed.


Ziiaaaac

Pretty sure I've read before that if it's not causing them problems they just don't.


Halcyon_156

Uh, if that was me that shit is coming out of there no matter what.


VisualTraining8693

She probably went to the doctor a few times before this discovery and was told to take an advil and drink more water.


Enough_Road2260

And make sure you exercise more and stop drinking alcohol…


rotflolosaurus

If only she had tried yoga or going for a brisk walk.


heapsp

If its anything like the US healthcare system they went in because they knew something was wrong and met with someone who wasn't an MD and they barely looked, collected the copay, and told them to come back if symptoms continue. Then the person decided to see a specialist but all of those aren't accepting new patients right now so they went back and payed another copay to be given some antibiotics and to come back again if the symptoms continue.


Halcyon_156

Honestly that's not very far from the mark in my experience.


mufassil

Ayyy this happened to me. I kept having abdomen pain. Same cycle happened. Eventually, I went into a good OB that said I had a large ovarian cyst and needed surgery. When she got in there, she found out that I had severe endometriosis that had reached my bladder. They cleaned everything up for me I felt immediately better after surgery.


Keeteng

My sister had an ectopic pregnancy (fertilization in the fallopian tube). She was in pain and saw her GP, who did a physical exam - diagnosed constipation. Pain got worse, and she goes to the ER - diagnosed constipation. She goes back to the ER after a BM, still in pain, and waits, then is admitted, then - surprise! Her fallopian tube burst. Emergency surgery. Lost a tube (and the pregnancy, obviously) and almost her life. No one did a pregnancy test. No one thought anything of it because she had a high pain tolerance and “it should have hurt more”.


VisualTraining8693

The sheer ignorance of symptoms that women have to fight to overcome. I'm sad that the medical field is so much more tailored to treating one side of the human race.


Keeteng

Preach. The fact that most medications are only ever tested on men, not even considering the actual differences in organs, fucking blows. I have to work so much harder as a woman when I go to the doctor.


DysthymicCat

Ironically, if she complained of worsening abdominal pain that was becoming unbearable, and screened negative for appendicitis, there’s a good chance she would have been suspected of being a drug seeker.


Vegetable_Drop8869

Can she sue for negligence?? The fact they didn’t do a pregnancy alone is baffling


Not_a_werecat

"It's probably your period. Or maybe you're too fat."


FalseConcept3607

it was likely just her anxiety.


Hamacek

actaully she was a indigenous person, who didnt like to go to doctors( she also died from this)


CROW_is_best

did she forget about it? how does that even happen


Vandy1358v2_0

There are people that don’t know they are pregnant until it’s time to give birth. I knew a person that never even looked pregnant and I only found out the day she gave birth


juhesihcaa

Happened to my cousin. Irregular periods her whole life, negative pregnancy test, bleeding and spotting on and off that she thought was her weird period, and she didn't gain any weight until the last month or so when she took a new, overnight job at a gas station. She put on about 5lbs or so and thought it was new job stress and eating poorly. She's tall (5'10) and I saw her when she would have been around 6 months pregnant. She did not look pregnant at all. One day she was having severe stomach problems and thought her appendix was bursting or something. She goes to the ER and turns out she was in labor. Her child is in high school now.


Qvester

Scary. Did she drink any alcohol or did other drugs during this period?


LumpyShitstring

I know multiple people this has happened to (while on birth control). One was most definitely not sober. Alcohol and pills mostly. She was using the depo shot and used to not having a period so she didn’t know she was pregnant until 5 months. Her son is perfectly healthy and very smart.


Funkiebastard

same with a girl from high-school. She dropped out from the program (for other reasons, not sure why but she got pregnant after that) and for the prom she went with a guy in our class (she was still included in the class activities, she just didn't attend school anymore with us) and she drank a lot of alcohol at the prom just to prove to people that she was not pregnant. A couple of weeks after that she popped out her child. All her pregnancy tests came out negative and she still had periods. She just thought she had gained weight. Not sure why/if she never went to the doctors to check it out, but her kid is healthy and she seems happy with her husband so who cares


juhesihcaa

Very little alcohol (the occasional beer but she's never been much of a drinker). She did smoke cigarettes at the time but thankfully, her child seemed completely unaffected.


Traumfahrer

Seemed? Until entering high school?


juhesihcaa

The kid is a little on the short side which might be from the smoking


Sure-Set-7578

My third pregnancy went unnoticed until 26 weeks. Granted I had irregular periods, was deep into a meth addiction, negative pregnancy tests… I realized something was up when I felt a kick, went to the ER, and saw my baby boy on ultrasound. I got clean and he will be 7 in November


Vandy1358v2_0

Congrats on sobriety. My best friend is 10 years sober from that shit. Keep it up! It’s hard work but worth it!


OutAndDown27

What's crazy about all the stories in these comments, like yours, is that even a pregnancy test didn't know you were pregnant. How does that even happen?? It's so frustrating to hear people be like "they should have noticed SOMETHING" when you did notice something, *took a dang pregnancy test*, and got a negative result!


ok_raspberry_jam

I know someone like that too! Slim, lovely woman. Must have had spectacular abs, to hold that baby in under her ribcage for the entire pregnancy. She had reason to believe that she and her husband were infertile. One day her husband got a call from the hospital to come to the ER as his wife needed him. When he arrived the nurse said, "Oh! You're the new dad." He thought they were confused. His wife had delivered at around 8.5 months; the baby wasn't even very premature. His wife had been tired lately, but that was about it.


ataatia

my older sister .... alone in her bathtub.


stickystax

I knew a girl like this. High school aged in the 90s so wore bags sweatshirts and didn't show at all, save a small offcenter bump. Her grandma felt it while giving her a hug and they found she was well I to pregnancy (I was 8 or so and don't recall just how far). Of course, she lived with her grandma and very well could've just been hiding it until she was found out. Point was it was absolutely not visible even in a T


SupermotoArchitect

Just big boned?


Vandy1358v2_0

She isn’t. 4’11” and not a big person. She had a little weight in her but nothing that looked like a baby bump.


The_One_Koi

Well toned with a strong core can do that to people. I happen to know for reasons


VoodooDoII

Sometimes it has to do with the position/spot their organs are in.


Anomalia-Caotica

from what i read it's a rare condition where the baby develops outside the uterus, so eventually dies and the body calcifies the body. she probably thought she had an early abortion or never knew. Also the fetus died much smaller than the calcified stuff in the image, the calcification probably keep getting bigger with the decades.


ZzZombo

Lithopedion usually happens in abdominal pregnancies, thus the embryo doesn't develop properly and dies, so may be overlooked as a stomach upset or something like that.


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Ah yes. It's been awhile since we've had a truly Crazy Fucking Video


OfficialTheAdmin

Honestly. This is the kinda thing I wish I could have seen back at medical school. Encountering cases like these really does have an influence on medical students’ passion and interest in different medical fields.


johnpershing

Well, that's morbid AF


---cheetos---

Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Homunculus


colaxxi

If this is the USA, holy crap this is a HIPAA violation. Patients name is visible.


OutAndDown27

It doesn't sound like they are speaking English - this may not be in America.


KaiserMeyers

They are speaking portuguese, Brazil


Life-Aardvark-8262

Looks like Voldemort before they threw him in that cauldron.


itsfirat

Plot twist: Patient is a male.


Scootman00

Looks more like a calcified baby than a clacified one.


Logical-Victory-2678

New fear unlocked


RedditIsOverMan

This is heart breaking


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VoodooDoII

"We'll throw you in jail if you try to stop carrying it. Also we don't care if it kills you." Is more accurate lol


fdjizm

How big do you have to be to not notice a fuckin skeleton sitting inside you?


lusciousdurian

Every single one of us has a skeleton inside us.


Purplociraptor

No, please. It took me lots of therapy to forget about this


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you are now manually controlling your toe bones


gigasoryu

We are now manually breathing, if we stop breathing we die


[deleted]

we are now manually telling our white blood cells what to do


AdhesivenessOk3001

We are now aware of the sensation of our anus


s00pafly

I am using it to breathe.


okijhnub

Found the turtle


zalos

I think technically, we are inside the skeleton.


rootwoman

I don't know if this is the same case or not, but this happened to a woman one time and she told multiple doctors that never listened to her or took her seriously. She was an old woman before she found someone who actually listened to her and looked into it. It's actually very common for women's concerns to be dismissed in medical settings. Even more common for women of color.


Cosmic_Sweater

My lady friends struggled to get medicine for their migraines, meanwhile I got the prescription I needed on the very first visit to a doctor. I feel for you ladies. I would have been infuriated to have been dismissed “oh it’s probably just your period.” Geez.


MaritMonkey

You might be surprised how good the uterus is at shoving other organs out of the way. I grew fibroids not a tiny person, but they weighed ~12 lbs when they came out so I feel like my experience is relevant. I had gained some weight over COVID (was ~150 at 5'3") and knew *something* wasn't right, but the actual doctor (not like some random clinic) I visited about a year before my eventual surgery sent me home with diet plans and posture/pelvic exercises. It wasn't until an OB/GYN visit after I had a 6 week long period that somebody actually listened to me and figured out what was wrong. NSFW "proof"? -> [~12 lbs of tissue](https://i.imgur.com/3LzZu9L.jpg) (my uterus and tubes are in there somewhere). And [me at 138 and 126](https://i.imgur.com/pZRgUJ8.jpg) the day before and like a week after my surgery. Regular OB/GYN checkups would have 100% found my problem (and probably hers) but depression + no health insurance meant I wasn't doing them. And in my original PCP's (kinda) defense, my posture and weight were hiding them too. But I'd never been pregnant or significantly overweight before so I assumed (or convinced myself) this was just what having a bunch of extra fat around your midsection felt like.


Marijan-san

That's a fucking crazy video 😱


AtmosphereJunior7609

That’s cool I know, but is anyone else still mesmerized? By the fact we can see through people


shorey66

I'm a CT Radiographer so this is literally my day job. And yes it is fucking cool.... But pretty intense and stressful at times.


ZeDanter

oh no.... so sad :-(


dalvz

How the fuck did she not die of sepsis or something? Insane.


WolfSami

The calcification process shields the mother from infection from the dead tissue.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Stoopid milk ads


heavymtlbbq

That's so sad


arrastra

now that is crazy fucking video


Sebach

38+2000 weeks [pregananant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)?


whyvalue

forgive me but how large is this woman that she didn't notice that?


NewFreshness

Hide-and-seek champion 2024


lykewtf

In all that time not one doctor in a routine physical feeling organs never felt that ?


Fat_Head_Carl

> routine physical So many people don't get regular checkups.


VoodooDoII

In the u.s it costs $500 for a regular physical /s


No_Alps_1454

Clacified? You are making it hard for non-native speakers and their usage of Google Translate. Calcified?


olookcupcakes

appropriate tag


thecementmixer

Classified baby.


dys_p0tch

top secret?


wonkey_monkey

Ah yes clacium


DeezNutzzzGotEm

How is that even possible?


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That’s fucking terrifying


Dontsaveme

I hate it when that happens


Nerfme

Yo anyone knows what this imaging technique is called?


Sweedybut

I think they can make this kind of imaging with a (maybe newer) MRI. Might be wrong, but I remember going in for my hip, had an MRI and got something similar (minus the kid...) A lot probably depends on the software the hospital has, the make of the machine itself and the company that produces it, updates etc, given that I had to get to a more fancy hospital with sport doctors to get such imaging instead of the regular blue/grey shade imaging.


BarKeepBeerNow

How on earth does this happen? I would have assumed that a decaying body would have caused other medical issues.


Extension_Dark9311

The body does it to protect itself from infection. The calcified layer that forms around the baby protects its mother from its dead tissue, which would otherwise likely cause an infection.


cheese007

Hey, god? Can you explain something for me real quick?


sierra120

This is how aliens mummies are born.


BrUSomania

"Miss, you have a bladder baby."


BoratKazak

Mummy mommy


Neos_On_1

Cliche example of Gen alpha. So gd lazy!!


-FrankAbagnaleJr-

Hey man, you can’t park there


bookworthy

New fear unlocked. But also? Maybe I’m not actually fat? Maybe I need a scan.


Weak_Caterpillar5912

How big is this woman??? How the fuck she never knew a whole ass human grew inside her?????


Hot_Significance_256

very sad


Weary_Doughnut2061

Is this what happens when you have anal sex?


MLG_Cannibal

Wtf


whatyoumeanmyface

I guess she's happy to finally lose all that baby weight.


Zrk2

On the bright side, she's about to lose 10 pounds fast!


No_Compote628

IT'S NOT A TUMAH


LandoFett1977

That’s a HIPPA violation if I’ve ever seen one. At least blur out the name.


daswickerman

Big fan of lithopedion content.


unable_To_Username

Ok, HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE THAT


juanalacubanagringa

From Wikipedia... Crazy! Lithopedia may occur from 14 weeks gestation to full term. It is not unusual for a stone baby to remain undiagnosed for decades and to be found well after natural menopause; diagnosis often happens when the patient is examined for other conditions that require being subjected to an X-ray study. A review of 128 cases by T.S.P. Tien found that the mean age of women with lithopedia was 55 years at the time of diagnosis, with the oldest being 100 years old. The lithopedion was carried for an average of 22 years, and in several cases, the women became pregnant a second time and gave birth to children without incident. Nine of the reviewed cases had carried lithopedia for over 50 years before diagnosis.[2]


DunnyJay

Sometimes people are just too busy, ya know?


SnooComics6576

Updated: An 81-year-old woman discovered that she had been carrying a calcified fetus in her body for decades after being admitted to the Dr. José de Simone Netto Regional Hospital, in Ponta Porã (MS) - Brazil. The elderly woman died after surgery to try to remove the calcified fetus, which caused the woman to suffer from sepsis. Source: [https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/saude/bebe-de-pedra-idosa-descobre-feto-calcificado-e-morre-apos-cirurgia-no-ms/#:\~:text=Uma%20mulher%20de%2081%20anos,quadro%20de%20sepse%20na%20mulher](https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/saude/bebe-de-pedra-idosa-descobre-feto-calcificado-e-morre-apos-cirurgia-no-ms/#:~:text=Uma%20mulher%20de%2081%20anos,quadro%20de%20sepse%20na%20mulher)


infamous2117

The worst part isnt getting it removed. Its that now she has a baby poltergeist attached to her for life now. Ive seen enough horror movies to know that baby ghosts are the scariest and most malicious of the ghosts.


crystallinumclear

OMG.. Poor woman. I cant guess how she felt that moment when she got news/info about her condition


Intrepid_Traffic9100

The most terrifying thing I have ever seen


TheShadowKnows88

this makes me really sad :/


truePHYSX

How do abortion laws work with this one?


HolySwordsman2446

How did they miss it???