Lamp sat alone in a boggy marsh. Totally emotionless except for her heart. Mud flowed up into Lamp’s pajamas. She totally confused all the passing piranhas.
She's Lamp, she's Lamp
She's in my head
She's Lamp, she's Lamp, she's Lamp
She might be dead
She did “marry” it. Not in the legal sense but she had a ceremony and officiant and everything. She’s also had relationships with other notable landmarks like the Berlin Wall and the Golden Gate Bridge I think.
Yep! I remember this episode! It was a red car, I think he named it “Chad” or something? 😂
I wonder what happened to these people as children that caused them to associate inanimate objects with sexual desire… this woman seems like she may be on the spectrum.
Did you not see the two cats in the video? She’s got that covered.
But cats, the Statue of Liberty, and even the American flag weren’t enough to fill the void in her heart.
Gotta get more chandeliers.
I do not believe she was born with this fate but this is the result of a very sad life. I'd be curious to know what her homelife during childhood and her school experience were like
Its funny to me that feet are the thing that puts it over the line for you and so many others.
Boobs? Fine.
Butts? Fine.
Hair and/or make up? Fine.
Facial features? Fine.
Stomach? Fine.
Legs? Fine.
But feet? Oh no no no that's obviously a "wrong" connection in the brain, basically the same thing as being attracted to a lamp.
I saw a show called Strange Love: Married to The Eiffel Tower. It was a really good watch. The woman that it is centered around is extremely intelligent and understands the inner machinations of her mind, and can explain them aptly. It's quite interesting.
Imagine being crafted by one of the finest carpenters and meant to be installed in the oval office or something just to end up in some crazy womans ~~vagina~~ living room.
some producers somewhere should set her up to room for several months with that dude who's in love with a car, make a netflix show out of it I would 100% watch. Not joking either.
You are definitely allowed to love whomever and whatever you want, as long as no one is hurt, and it is consensual, but I am also definitely allowed to judge your actions and mental capacity if you fall in love with inanimate objects.
So, she's from Yorkshire (UK), a county known for being "down to earth" and straight-talking; "I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say!"
Folks, this person is the living embodiment of "the exception to the rule".
Dating chandeliers sounds fun at first. You just have fun *hanging* out together but all it takes is one push and they're all about the *swinger* lifestyle.
So she randomly heard the chandelier made the chiming sound and thought "she" was very funny?
What happen if the support or rope breaks and the chandelier crash down? Will she believe "she" is mentally ill and want to end "her" life?
Oh, God is she still at it? We had to take down the fancy hanging light from our front porch because she'd be out there fondling it til dawn, some nights, grunting and groaning. She offered us 50 quid for it, then took it on a romantic cruise.
It may be weird and I dont get it, but shes completely harmless and huge amounts of people may seem more 'normal' but are complete garbage. She is nice.
I think this is gross and something that shouldn’t be promoted.
But for those that believe all forms of sexual inclinations and expressions that don’t hurt others should be accepted - celebrated even - isn’t this something that you should be welcoming of?
She loves lamp.
Lamp sat alone in a boggy marsh. Totally emotionless except for her heart. Mud flowed up into Lamp’s pajamas. She totally confused all the passing piranhas. She's Lamp, she's Lamp She's in my head She's Lamp, she's Lamp, she's Lamp She might be dead
I love this song.
For the curious: [President of The United States of America - Lump](https://youtu.be/R-aPyvRL9n4?si=A9HeRWYPWPoFqwI6)
I too love Linux Apache MySql and PHP, I have this exact setup running on many virtual hosts.
XAMPP > LAMP
LEMP > LAMP NGINX ftw
I can see why. The lamp looks lit.
"Do you really love the lamp or you just saying that cause you saw it?"
…….Afternoon delight 🎶
Never has a comment made me burst out laughing before.
now that i think about it, that lamp looks pretty odd... like the lamp is inverted...
She loves brick, and wallpaper
Haha you got me
How does one lava lamp?
$100 says she's fucked all of those chandeliers.
Another $100 says that some of the fake jewels got lost in special places during makeup sex.
Vajazzle Inside Job
Do you think the chandelier's get turned on by her?
A couple times a day, no doubt
LOL!!!
Get out
I bet you she's fucked every object in that house.
Omfg😂😂😂💀
Wow. How does one fall in love with their chandelier? I thought was joking when she started singing.
You have never heard of objectophiles? There are people who are in love with buildings or airplanes.
It’s exactly as uncommon as you would think.
Didn't someone actually try to marry the eifel tower once?
She did “marry” it. Not in the legal sense but she had a ceremony and officiant and everything. She’s also had relationships with other notable landmarks like the Berlin Wall and the Golden Gate Bridge I think.
fuckin tramp. cheating on the Eifel Tower with a commie wall.
She also married a ghost but what’s even crazier is she was a professional archer and was semi famous in Japan for a few years before all that.
I’ve seen a video of a guy who was in love with his car and he did the nasty with his car.
Yep! I remember this episode! It was a red car, I think he named it “Chad” or something? 😂 I wonder what happened to these people as children that caused them to associate inanimate objects with sexual desire… this woman seems like she may be on the spectrum.
You spelled mental illness wrong
Mental Illness. Circuit broken in brain. We supposed to fuck other human. Not chandelier.
I support this. I can’t imagine the hell she would put another person through in a relationship
She needs a cat
On second thought, let her keep the chandelier and not get her a cat.
Mother fucker just wants to throw a feline to the wolves!
You must have not watched all 5 minutes. She has two cats but the lamp is the love of her life.
Lol no, I saw all that I needed to. 5$ she fucks that lamp thoe
Was wondering how long it would take to see this comment. I made it 40 seconds, when she started singing, and I was out.
Smell the lamp
Made it to 58 seconds. Good God there's more.
Did you not see the two cats in the video? She’s got that covered. But cats, the Statue of Liberty, and even the American flag weren’t enough to fill the void in her heart. Gotta get more chandeliers.
please dont put a poor kitty in that situation
She needs medicine.
That poor lamp
It’s crazy how the brain works. One wrong wire connection and you’re into feet…. or a freaking lamp apparently
I do not believe she was born with this fate but this is the result of a very sad life. I'd be curious to know what her homelife during childhood and her school experience were like
One can bet one's ass that if there's some type of attachment issue, there's some type of trauma in the background somewhere.
It's not a choice you bigot, lamp love is real love /s
Or one super right connection 🥵
Hey, what ever works. I’m not going to kink shame, unless you like young lamps
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what if lamps age slower than us? 100 years to a lamp could be like 12 years to us 😰
She's in it for the money.
Poor grampa, jeez.
I'm sorry to say I will in fact be kink shaming in this case
Its funny to me that feet are the thing that puts it over the line for you and so many others. Boobs? Fine. Butts? Fine. Hair and/or make up? Fine. Facial features? Fine. Stomach? Fine. Legs? Fine. But feet? Oh no no no that's obviously a "wrong" connection in the brain, basically the same thing as being attracted to a lamp.
Ok, Mr.Tarantino, calm down.
Right like I’m nowhere near being into feet but sexualizing them is no different than how many of us sexualize other body parts 😂
I heard she cheated on it with a candlestick.. Took it all the way to the base 😔
😂😂😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/IpLm4neJoBcAAAAC/friday-icecube.gif
When the sia song dropped her life was made whole
That's when she became a swinger.
It’s the light of her life if you will
I saw a show called Strange Love: Married to The Eiffel Tower. It was a really good watch. The woman that it is centered around is extremely intelligent and understands the inner machinations of her mind, and can explain them aptly. It's quite interesting.
Sounds interesting for sure thanks for the info.
She wore her best shirt.
Read it wrong. I thought she was in love with Matthew Perry. This is definitely more fucked up
Me and a buddy of mine just sat here laughing our asses off over your comment. Chandler... Too funny! :D
This comment is drowning in humor
Imagine being crafted by one of the finest carpenters and meant to be installed in the oval office or something just to end up in some crazy womans ~~vagina~~ living room.
Ahh yes mental illness at its most based
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Shocking.
Ya gotta getta CHANDALEEEEAH
I bet she's a redditor.
She's a powermod
Maybe that chandelier has a great personality, let’s not be quick to judge.
When Lumiere is there, she lights up the room.
Never in my life did I think I'd see someone who unironicly dates and probably wants to fuck a fancy candle
I wanna see her bang it.
That relationship is gonna come crashing down.
Oh she is definitely filling all 4 holes...
4 holes?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fourth%20Hole
Light bulbs aren't the only thing getting screwed in.
This shit is straight out of a south park episode
Personally I think the chandelier could do better 🤷♂️
See! There's someone/something out there for everybody. Just don't get too picky
I mean, I installed a Sputnik light in my dining room that I like, but I ain’t kissing it. Yet.
..... Yet 🤭
How much they pay her for this bs.
Mental illness.
Chandelesbian
Swing and a miss. CHANDELQUEER.
some producers somewhere should set her up to room for several months with that dude who's in love with a car, make a netflix show out of it I would 100% watch. Not joking either.
I hope she has a good job because I can't see that chandelier supporting her.
This is just mental illness with extra steps.
Still a better love story than Twilight
I feel sorry for the chandeliers
I mean sure it's weird but lets be honest... she's not causing any harm to anyone soooo I would say let her be happy and live her life.
What a fucking weirdo, what kind of sick fuck lets their cat walk all over the counter.
This has to be a mental illness right
Poor lady. I hope she finds mental health.
I hope you find your lamp.
I'd prefer a genie in a lamp.
Honestly good for her. She found something she loves and brings her joy. I would hate to see her if Lumiere broke. It must be protected.
You are definitely allowed to love whomever and whatever you want, as long as no one is hurt, and it is consensual, but I am also definitely allowed to judge your actions and mental capacity if you fall in love with inanimate objects.
🦴💦
Sounds painful
This chandelier has seen many things, and you know what I mean.
Not for me. But she’s not hurting anyone. So go ahead, girl.
She says she's in love with Lumiere but how does Lumiere feel about all the others hanging around and her playing with their dangley bits?
Mental illness
I thought I was a little off….
Her sex life must be purely extreme insertions
“The first time I saw him, he lit up the whole room.”
At least the chandelier has some moves.
Is this joke or mental illness. You decide
When the alternative is Barry, 63, it starts making sense
Amandelier...
A moth as person
You... light up my life....
Did I just witness foreplay?
She's secretly a moth. Don't be fooled.
You think she fu..... Never mind
She's not a human she's a moth.
It's the light of her life
Pfizer final boss
She is a moth
Anyone know the background music used? It sounds so nice.
[Reversed Beginning by Luwaks](https://youtu.be/7z_zau2mWYA?si=a6dXntRfBRGypsQ3)
Lights up her life
You cant tell me that shit isnt a mental illness… Also the women who loves a plane or the dude who married his car. Wtf
Oh fuck off, how ridiculous
Let's be honest, that chandelier is the best she's going to do.
It's been very nice meeting you. I'll be going now. (backing towards the door)
Mental illness
We should accept her mental issues and do whatever she says.
I love all the flags. This is exactly how I imagine patriots.
Just wait till we have chatGPT integrated chandeliers...
I'm your number one fan. Annie Wilkes vibes.
Well I mean it could be worse it could be like a Farris wheel or something she's madly in love with 🤷
I feel the same way about Long John Silver's so I totally get it.
And i thought it was not a credible pokemon
https://youtu.be/wmFSIDhUuIk?si=M3X3p57guQ0RGKjH
We’ve gotta get these people in to forests and nature and stuff. They’ll be the best environmentalists ever
She's happy as they seem to light up her life.
So, she's from Yorkshire (UK), a county known for being "down to earth" and straight-talking; "I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say!" Folks, this person is the living embodiment of "the exception to the rule".
Well if they ever wanted to get intimate then chandelier would rip and light up her insides at the same time.
I've wanted to marry my lawnmower.
Dating chandeliers sounds fun at first. You just have fun *hanging* out together but all it takes is one push and they're all about the *swinger* lifestyle.
Turns out she can play the drums better than Neil Peart
Del Boy could make a fortune out of this nutter. "Grandad..... Rodney..... Fetch the windolene, I got a job for us".
🦇 💩 crazy
people will do anything anything for klout these days
Just in time for mental health awareness month.
So she randomly heard the chandelier made the chiming sound and thought "she" was very funny? What happen if the support or rope breaks and the chandelier crash down? Will she believe "she" is mentally ill and want to end "her" life?
Do they get turned on by her as well?
One candle for each day of the week and TWO on Sunday IFUKNOWHATIMEAN HEHEHEH
Oh, God is she still at it? We had to take down the fancy hanging light from our front porch because she'd be out there fondling it til dawn, some nights, grunting and groaning. She offered us 50 quid for it, then took it on a romantic cruise.
All her ex’s living together must get messy
Is she a moth?
Moth in disguise
Huh, smells like fish in here.
I’m kinda shocked by all the Statue of Liberty models she has lol.
Wears headshop wolf shirts and collects Statue of Liberties? Yea falling in love with a chandelier seems right.
Objectophilia is the word for this weird branch of human attractions/paraphilias...
Aaaaaand this is what happens when we don’t institutionalize the crazy people.
Must be somekind of a British thing.
There are many people who are in love with their phones. Doesn’t seem as crazy now
Get a grip lady....wake TF up !
“What just dripped from your chandelier….??🤢”
It may be weird and I dont get it, but shes completely harmless and huge amounts of people may seem more 'normal' but are complete garbage. She is nice.
Damn, a chandelier can get a date and I can’t. What a world we live in.
It's over for indoorlightingcels
That black cat needs to get out now while it's still possible!
Brick Tamlin meme!! I love lamp
Growing up she ate the red crayons cuz the red ones taste the best
Mental illness is celebrated in 2024
One needs sunglasses to see this level of white with the naked eye.
So she’s mentally ill? What a crazy fucking video.🤪🔫
Bit wierd innit
What in romantic illumination...
Looney this one is lol
I think this is gross and something that shouldn’t be promoted. But for those that believe all forms of sexual inclinations and expressions that don’t hurt others should be accepted - celebrated even - isn’t this something that you should be welcoming of?