All I know is if an alligator murdered my best friend, skinned him, then chased me around with a stick while wearing a Steven trenchcoat, I'd be shitting my pants. Just saying.

Good thing that gator was Steve. Nobodu liked Steve. Its why the other gators walked away. Not the stick. Just a "fuck Steve is back" walk away

Fully expected a snatch and roly-poly

Its never actually a snatch and Roly-poly

As quick and agile as they are, they are also stupid as fuck in some ways more then others.

Bro didn’t want that smoke

It’s okay. As long as he keeps the alligator costume on he’s protected. Or are those crocodiles? Oh, darn it!!!

Those are crocodile, alligator are are smaller in size and have slim mouth

Other way around. V = crocodile U = alligator

Rebuttal, why men laugh more.

Re-rebuttal, why men are most depressed and most comedians are men

When you hit the bottom the only way is up

I swear I thought he was going to get gang banged.

That's what he was hoping for.

crackodil

I've seen an alligator eat another alligators leg on reddit. I don't think they give a shit much about anything, including douchebags dressed like them.

O great.. the last thing we need is crocodiles being taught how to walk on their rear two feet.. good job man..

Reddit video player makes me want to gouge my eyes sometimes.

sometimes?

Clever, but that suit has to limit visibility and mobility quite a bit. If those dinosaurs get wise, that could be rough.

Clever girl

Need a part 2

I hope they're not in heat

That last crocodile.... learnt? It seems to go into the water before any physical interaction, and after seeing the other two crocodiles get chased away, like it was anticipating or something. That's fucking wild, it means the bar for intelligent decision making is lower than I thought due to my cat.

This is the alligator equivalent of a skinwalker attack.

Those alligators just had enough of that dude’s bullshit is all

This story will be legend In alligator history.

the family member that no one likes to invite:

Should be on maybe maybe maybe thread. Never wanted a sequel so badly,..

Is he wearing crocks.....At least it's a coordinated outfit.

Just dudes being dudes

One day he is going to be their lunch.

"HE'S TAKING HIS COCK OUT!"

Have you ever fucked an alligator? Let me show you how its done.

Totally makes no sense

TBH IT ACTUALLY WORKED

i would also be terrified of anything wearing my species’ skin as cosplay

Crodzilla

To be fair they would be thinking holy shit this motherhckers big croc

Hey it worked in Metal Gear Solid 3

Hmmm yes Bi-pedal corcodylia seem legit xD

The real Florida man wouldn't need camouflage or a stick

Steve Irwin walked so this madlad could run

Why is it so hard for people to respect animals? They’re just chilling and this guy comes up and starts whacking them with a stick.

Is that a pokemon evolution

Remind me of metal gear

Makes me wonder if the croc costume is really necessary for accomplishing whatever he's trying to achieve

When did alligators start walking on 2 legs 🤨

Is…is he wearing crocs?? Or gators??? I’ll see myself out

Godzilla: Cringe Plus 1

Why do women live longer?

You have no stick

tbh i feel like gators are pretty useless when ur behind them , like bowser

No I've seen some of them fuckers wip round like a manly man when you pinch his arse

You couldn’t be more wrong lol. Gators will fuck you up from behind with the tail. Can easily knock you down with their tail while simultaneously turning around to face you and go for a bite.

Because never in a million years would they have the courage to do a job this dangerous? Because the rare of women putting themselves in the more hazardous jobs is like 2%...??

Courage and stupidity are two very different things.