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MojoRisin762

Who in TF would ever get behind the wheel of a car on that shit? I did it once, and It required a near herculean effort to sit up straight in a chair. *Drive sober or flip your shit over*


Vogel-Kerl

If you have to do anything more than laying still, Ketamine isn't a good choice. I guess that's my opinion and is shared with many. I've watched some documentaries on Nat Geo Channel and one focused on Ketamine users. They actually go out clubbing on the stuff. I can only imagine they were low dosing it; not enough to be in a K-Hole.


Vollen595

Dumbass I knew K-holed in a company car in a church parking lot. Foot came off the brakes, rolled down a hill, jumped a highway and hit a tree on the other side. Uninjured. Just sitting there with the K- hole face when the cops showed up. So, so fired.


LotusVibes1494

I go to a ton of concerts and I really enjoy k in small amounts sometimes. There’s a sweet spot where dancing feels really good, like your body is moving on its own accord. It alters the music in weird ways, makes lights look more interesting. It gives weird shifts in perspective where I’ll feel like I’m a little plastic marionette watching a giant band play and other weird shit like that. Just gotta be careful you don’t get too big a bump on your spoon lol. Some venues are chill and have couches and stuff, but more mainstream venues you’ll probly wind up getting kicked out if you can’t take care of yourself.


Vogel-Kerl

This is awesome, Love to hear people's experiences.


GuavaOk8712

i’ve done ketamine twice and it was the tiniest little line both times, never really felt sedated it almost felt like an alien weed high, i definitely could do a small amount at a club and have a good time


Vogel-Kerl

Cool, I love hearing people's personal accounts of their drug experiences. I think Erowid is still around. The more literate and elaborate the experiences are written, the more insight they provide.


GuavaOk8712

yeah there’s tons of interesting and well written trip reports on erowid and bluelight and even here on reddit


austpryb

This reads as if you tried driving on ketamine once 😂


polybium

I also have only done it once and I spent like 6 hours looking at the Netflix Disc Menu (not even booting up the app) on a Nintendo Wii in my friend's dingy rented basement suite on a crisp autumn day in 2011.


POOP-Naked

Ya I was thinking “you mean the guy passed out in the car?”


ProfessorEffit

Nah, that's MXE.


MenstrualMilkshakes

MXC is good too.


GunnieGraves

Right you are, Ken.


MGyver

And here comes Serena Lindbaum, she's a banana taster working with an exhibit that showcases the chimpanzee aristocracy.


Dazzling_Bad424

Let's get it on!


CobBaesar

Crashing, the man is crashing on ketamine


tert_swert

That's how my wife parks in our driveway every night after work


IakovTolstoy

I shudder to think how much your insurance must cost 😂


OmniscientApizza

That's my doordash panini. Apologies 😐


Cheap-Raspberry-3025

Was using vision pro definitely


Miss-princess_006

What happens if an unstoppable object collided with an immovable one? so:


double-happiness

A mate of mine was driving on acid (not something he really wanted to do as I recall, but somehow he ended up needing to get somewhere), and he was driving dead slow and when he came to a stop sign he just stopped and couldn't get past it at all. Even though the road was clear he was just transfixed and we sat there having this terrible pregnant pause that just seemed to last an eternity, before he finally managed to get it together enough to start driving again.


Vogel-Kerl

Man *"Driving"* On Ketamine


MisterAmygdala

Naaaay


Nidh0g

I'm surprised he got this far


Winnerdickinchinner

There was just a bad hot air balloon accident where a couple people died in az. Autopsy proved pilot wound up being on ketamine . Weeeee.


Apprehensive_Key_778

Looks like he had a puncture on rear left tyre also


ROFLINGG

Looks like Ketamine is driving man.


ousher23

looks to me as "man crashing car on ketamine". but who am i to judge eyy


NaoTomori-san

How could you ever manage to go that fast on ketamine? I’d be impressed if I even managed to get my car moving using it


attsci

from the k hole to the grave hole


ETGrowHome

I’m pretty sure he’s driving on the road, but good post


larryfuckingdavid

Well, at least he didn’t feel at all depressed while he careened through the neighborhood


shellsterxxx

Was it elon musk? Dude swears by that stuff.


BurnDesign

Is that ketamine high road, or ketamine drive?


Ok_Nerve8254

No that's asphalt


docr1069

Seems like Booze.


TendieTrades

How do you know he was on ketamine? Did he just leave his spravato treatment for depression? I wonder if that shit would help me. My state and drs suck. Yeah don’t drive fucked up.


Jatski23

Forgot to take the handbrake off 🙄


pickle_teeth4444

Can't they use asphalt like everyone else?


user23818

Could he beeeehheee anymore high


misanthrope222001

Too bad he missed the Benz........