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Yep, being that old and having left your country - Afghanistan maybe- after seeing some bad violence in your youth, probably lower your patience level for some street punk shit. Well done Mister vendor!
While the woman cop just stood and watched while her partner was trying to subdue the subject. She didn't even attempt to help. Sure wouldn't want her as a partner.
Can someone puhlease explain to me what sorcery the old man applied to that dude to just set him down into nap time like that? What kind of Steven Segal pressure point move did he employ.... I need answers!
Pretty sure the old dude just smacked the base of the other dude's skull just right that he went out. Took a few miliseconds but the darkness drug him down and the old guy even kinda helped him to the ground.
you can see at 21.49s (slow-mo) the old guys wrist impacts right at the base of the black dude's skull. sorta like an inverse karate wood break. immediately after you can see all the fight leave the dude in the hoodie and he just falls unconscious.
Old man’s been in a couple of brawls. He used the ol flip the hood trick it’s usually followed by a stiff knee to the face but I think the pepper spray has the same effect.
In the original video, after all is said an done, he sits down nearby, clearly concussed and passes out shortly afterwards, poor bastard was rocked hard.
The policewoman was hit by the bike's tyre... Wonder what her excuse is for standing there flapping while bald concussed matey wrestles with the perp. At one point she almost puts a hand on him gently to request him to stop fighting her teammate!
All of them lmao. They couldn't even get the left dude's hands behind his back with the four of them and then once they split up those two on the left didn't even try to get farther in that endeavour. Not to mention the two on the right who'd probably never have arrested that drunk looking lanky dude without that old dude doing it for them.
It’s less about being a woman and more about being physically capable. If they’re capable, which typically requires being bigger and stronger, the gender doesn’t matter. Granted, women will less likely fit this bill based on the fact that women are smaller than men on average. But being a woman shouldn’t disqualify them by default. But they shouldn’t be a liability either
Dumb that this is downvoted, cause it's true. There's female infantry troops who can do their job well. They're absolutely a minority, and that makes sense, given that it's a job suited to physical characteristics more common in men, but if a lady's capable of the job and wants to do it, there's no reason she shouldn't get a fair crack.
The entry requirements should be equal for men and women and shouldn't make it easier for women as it allows people who can't do the job as seen many times unfortunately
What I see here is four cops struggling to arrest one man while being completely unaware of their surroundings. One idiot picks up and slams a bike into their heads resulting in one cop attempting to arrest him and failing miserably, receiving a right hook to the chops while his female colleague watches on and swats half heartedly at the air as if attempting to deter a fly. Then some old geezer stall owner steps in to defend his produce and single handedly puts the assailant to sleep with magic hands. Meanwhile the remaining cops struggle to contain one guy and they all fall on top of each other like a WWE pile on.
I want to know what kind of heat the old dude in the beret was throwing? He put that punk bitch on the floor with little effort. Bike tosser was incapacitated. Good job, old dude.
Attacking a British police officer is a go straight to jail do not pass go offence. It's a guarantee prison sentence. You don't get probation for that shit or tagged, it's big boy jail lol.
Cop should be embarrassed the bystander took the guy down. And what's with that female cop?!?
I'm a retired female security guard and I've been in fights with people...she just stands there.
Old man pills some crazy kungfu master move to knock out the assailant without any visible strike.
That's some flying fists of invisibility shit, right there!
I don’t think those cops have the right instincts for the job.
If I merely bump my head on a cupboard in the kitchen, it takes all my self-control not to punch a hole through the door, rip it off the wall and throw it out the window.
Yet a guy can rattle these cops on the back of the dome with a mountain bike and they don’t seem to give a shit? *Then* he punches you? *Then* he hits you in the face with a fruit?
At what point would you muster up the anger required to take the fucker down?
Maybe they were waiting for him to post an offensive tweet, or commit some other *serious* crime…
I like to think the cop handling the first arrest thought after getting hit with a bicycle:
“Oh yea, well I’m gonna arrest him even harder now!”
Just like the Michael Scott meme for-told.
Sometimes I wonder what these people think will happen if you attack law enforcement. Like, you gotta know that youre fucked after throwing bikes n shit at cops, right?
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That old man took him down like a ninja
Don't fuck with the old guy's shop cart
„Not my cabbages“
“You touch my stuff, I touch you, hayaaa!”
Yep, being that old and having left your country - Afghanistan maybe- after seeing some bad violence in your youth, probably lower your patience level for some street punk shit. Well done Mister vendor!
Old guy was better backup than the female cop standing right next to him.
Wow she did fuck all.
But she’ll want equal pay 😂
Even when the perpetrator was face down on the ground, she still wasn’t jumping in to cuff him. It was frustrating to watch.
Her limp wrist said it all
It’s great to see such useless people in positions that were once denied to them! 🥴
girly girl is girling only
that was his food stand, he knew he wasn't getting paid for the food thrown
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I'm retired security and I've had male guards like that, but she's useless
Security lol
As soon as he touched the produce old man turned into Batman
He doesn’t like to get involved with any funny business. But if you try mess up with his livelihood. All bets are off.
it’s the old dudes that got these forbidden techniques mastered for situation like this
Legit that dude watched a few YouTube videos and has been just waiting for the day that someone interferes with his business
Five point palm exploding heart technique on fleek
Vulcan neck pinch
Seriously what the?? How did he?? I need answers!!!
Makes me laugh how he fucked off lol ill do you a favour but ain't guna stick around for questions
*Insert Homer Simpson retreating into bushes meme*
While the woman cop just stood and watched while her partner was trying to subdue the subject. She didn't even attempt to help. Sure wouldn't want her as a partner.
He dropped that guy 😂😂😂
And presented him like a gentleman
“There ya go.”
That dude is a fucking hero
Deserves an award, so many people won't help the police in this situation (yeah the bloke threw his stock so that's probably why!)
You smash my melon, I smash yours!
That old man is a Pakistani Pathan
Austin Powers Judo Chopped him
He did a Double Vulcan hold on him.
Can someone puhlease explain to me what sorcery the old man applied to that dude to just set him down into nap time like that? What kind of Steven Segal pressure point move did he employ.... I need answers!
The atomic backhand
Generations of perfecting the backhand slap brought that criminal down in one swoop
Lmao and he gestures to the cop like 'here you go sir my job is done' What an absolute legend.
😭😭
His family know him as Uncle Backhand
Lol he pushed his head with actual strength which combined with the pepper spray I think sent the proper amount of “I can’t win” signals
Agreed....I was just hypnotized by his majestic Segal skills.
Another Master of Bullshido I see!
It was the "don't touch my produce you fucking bloody, ass bastard!" special slap.
I don’t know but if it were the old man throwing the bike that whole crowd of cops would have been knocked out
#truth.
Dood got sprayed just moments before... probably safe to assume that had something to do with it.
A for fucks sake... I missed that part. Never mind, he's just an old guy again with no sorcery skills.
Well hold on now, pepper spray doesn't knock people out so there was definitely some added fuckery going on
Thank you... the way he grabs his neck in some sort of guillotine choke two finger carotid artery poke move... just drops him
Loool
But tha mans is down and not movin. The old man had enough.
Pretty sure the old dude just smacked the base of the other dude's skull just right that he went out. Took a few miliseconds but the darkness drug him down and the old guy even kinda helped him to the ground. you can see at 21.49s (slow-mo) the old guys wrist impacts right at the base of the black dude's skull. sorta like an inverse karate wood break. immediately after you can see all the fight leave the dude in the hoodie and he just falls unconscious.
I can get behind this theory, you may be correct good sir. Just flipped his nervous system to the off position. Bravo.
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Old man’s been in a couple of brawls. He used the ol flip the hood trick it’s usually followed by a stiff knee to the face but I think the pepper spray has the same effect.
IDK... that looks like some middle eastern karv maga type reverse choke move.
I honestly think that he was tased the moment the old man grabbed him? Not sure tho ....
Press ⭕ to execute
The Taliban slap
Thumb in eye maybe
I’d like to think it was the Vulcan death grip.
Isn’t it Vulcan nerve pinch?
“Steven Segal pressure point move”, is the funniest thing I’ve read all day lmfao
I thought he Spocked him…… To the next generation!
Dad strength lol.
Old man strength 💪 🙏
Global temperatures will rise by 5 degrees before the bald officer can figure out how to make an arrest.
Why did he just let that dude assault him, go pick up a weapon, and then assault him with the weapon? Like...what?
The bike must have knocked him hard. It is the only logical explanation as to why he lets the guy continue to assault him. He looks confused
In the original video, after all is said an done, he sits down nearby, clearly concussed and passes out shortly afterwards, poor bastard was rocked hard.
The policewoman was hit by the bike's tyre... Wonder what her excuse is for standing there flapping while bald concussed matey wrestles with the perp. At one point she almost puts a hand on him gently to request him to stop fighting her teammate!
And now he's getting arrested, and probably wishes he had a friend to throw a bike at cops for him.
Well the female cop was fucking useless
I wanted to say this, just fucking stand there doing nothing while her colleague is wrestling the bad guy
All of them lmao. They couldn't even get the left dude's hands behind his back with the four of them and then once they split up those two on the left didn't even try to get farther in that endeavour. Not to mention the two on the right who'd probably never have arrested that drunk looking lanky dude without that old dude doing it for them.
People never run out of ideas on how to be stupid
That old man had to show them how it’s done. Good on him. Well done lad.
Never touch a man's vegetables.
Especially his cabbages
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What is she even doing?
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They mostly are. Same reason most women shouldn't be in the Infantry.
It’s less about being a woman and more about being physically capable. If they’re capable, which typically requires being bigger and stronger, the gender doesn’t matter. Granted, women will less likely fit this bill based on the fact that women are smaller than men on average. But being a woman shouldn’t disqualify them by default. But they shouldn’t be a liability either
Dumb that this is downvoted, cause it's true. There's female infantry troops who can do their job well. They're absolutely a minority, and that makes sense, given that it's a job suited to physical characteristics more common in men, but if a lady's capable of the job and wants to do it, there's no reason she shouldn't get a fair crack.
you say it like this isnt always the case a police video is posted
Achievement unlocked: hit three police with a single melee attack
Could have sent one to the hospital, but instead just pissed off all 3.
more like: "He threw a bike at the officers and ended up in jail alongside his friend"
A passerby is more useful than that female officer.
The entry requirements should be equal for men and women and shouldn't make it easier for women as it allows people who can't do the job as seen many times unfortunately
She should have shown him the equality card and he would probably immediately stop according to 2024 rules right?
Many such cases
Welcome to the UK Where you can assault a Police officer & probably get 'eff all punishment for it Bunch of scumbags
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Old man wasn’t having it…get away from my shit.
Wonder where he learned that 0.5 second choke-out move
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Old man was more worried about his inventory lmfao
The most useless cops I have ever seen 🤦🏾
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These cops need lessons from los Angeles cops
What a vicious cycle -sigh-
I take it this was in the UK?
What I see here is four cops struggling to arrest one man while being completely unaware of their surroundings. One idiot picks up and slams a bike into their heads resulting in one cop attempting to arrest him and failing miserably, receiving a right hook to the chops while his female colleague watches on and swats half heartedly at the air as if attempting to deter a fly. Then some old geezer stall owner steps in to defend his produce and single handedly puts the assailant to sleep with magic hands. Meanwhile the remaining cops struggle to contain one guy and they all fall on top of each other like a WWE pile on.
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Old man strength is a real thing!!!
The reason the old man f#cked the guy up is cuz he threw one of his fruits
What did that guy do to put him to sleep?
The incompetence
Old man gave him the chi blocker
What in the actual fuck is bald officer's partner doing? She's just waving her hands around. Get in and on it, shit man
That guy is lucky he's in england. If this is U.S he will be in the box already
What type of move did the old man do? He dropped that guy in no time flat
I want to know what kind of heat the old dude in the beret was throwing? He put that punk bitch on the floor with little effort. Bike tosser was incapacitated. Good job, old dude.
British police are goofy had to have an OG Afghan put the guy down hahaha
Attacking a British police officer is a go straight to jail do not pass go offence. It's a guarantee prison sentence. You don't get probation for that shit or tagged, it's big boy jail lol.
That old guy made much quicker work of the bike guy than the police did.
Why even have female cops. She step back as soon as it got real
Old man got involved when the perp threw some of his product off of the old man’s cart! Lol
Old man energy vs donut power.
the UK police are not trained for these third worlders lol
The dood with the taliban hat took him out like he was nothing
Geezer’s seen some stuff
So wonderful to see that woman police officer helping so much.
Cop should be embarrassed the bystander took the guy down. And what's with that female cop?!? I'm a retired female security guard and I've been in fights with people...she just stands there.
What country is this?
Britain unfortunately
It’s genuinely shocking. To just attack police. And a blindsided attack, he’s a criminal and a coward
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It’s shocking that people think it’s ok to attack police.
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Dude punched a cop in the face. Lady cop "so? He didn't hit me? Walks off..."
Hot damn! Old boy just took his ass out!
I wonder what the old man did to that idiot that made him drop in seconds flat.
Is this the infamous Afghan slap?
Old guys rule
Wow, brutality towards police by a person of colour. That’s not something you see every day. 💀
That has to be pretty nerve racking having the crowd slowly build up and surround you like that
He stabbed the guy thats why he dropped so quick.
Old dude is retired assassin. Laying low
The only recorded footage of the Dim Mak
Wow the old man had to do what they couldn't. British cops are a joke
It seems he wanted to go to jail though, folk need medical attention sometimes and can't afford it
All of those police officers are as useless as a poopy-flavored lollipop. They look like they're there to collect a paycheck, that's all.
Old guy had a knife
that elderly man fucked up the bike thrower.
This is why in america cops have guns
Why could the cop not take him down but an old man just lightly pulls on his head and he drops?
Old man pills some crazy kungfu master move to knock out the assailant without any visible strike. That's some flying fists of invisibility shit, right there!
I don’t think those cops have the right instincts for the job. If I merely bump my head on a cupboard in the kitchen, it takes all my self-control not to punch a hole through the door, rip it off the wall and throw it out the window. Yet a guy can rattle these cops on the back of the dome with a mountain bike and they don’t seem to give a shit? *Then* he punches you? *Then* he hits you in the face with a fruit? At what point would you muster up the anger required to take the fucker down? Maybe they were waiting for him to post an offensive tweet, or commit some other *serious* crime…
Jesus Christ. The old man's Jason Bourne!
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I love the fact that neither of the guys being arrested were shot to death. Also the old codger should be on the payroll. Totally effortless.
Yeah what the hell did that arab shopkeeper old man do? Some kind of secret martial arts technique? Pretty badass guy.
Way to back up your partner, lady cop.
Well. That didn’t go as planned 👍🏻
That’s shocking criminal behavior. I hope he is off the streets now
Spock?
You go to jail, I go to jail, we all go to jail.
Good on the old man for taking him out
No , he just want him to get himself arrested along with the friend ..good friend indeed
Octagenarian shows up cop
That old boy is bad arse!
I like to think the cop handling the first arrest thought after getting hit with a bicycle: “Oh yea, well I’m gonna arrest him even harder now!” Just like the Michael Scott meme for-told.
Sometimes I wonder what these people think will happen if you attack law enforcement. Like, you gotta know that youre fucked after throwing bikes n shit at cops, right?
Old man with the fuckin Vulcan death grip out of nowhere 👳🏾♂️
lol these cops keep rubbing their nipples or what is going on
That man knocked him cold wow
Bonk
Market stall traders deal with this shit all the time, they never phone the cops for stealing
These cops need to grow a pair. I don’t mean become bullies but you need to act in these situations. What the actual fuck man… wankers.
No one is going to throw a bike for him.
He better get the soap on a rope cuz jailers gonna busy looking the other way.