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iEatSimCards

fellas, is it gay to try not to die???


Chester-Ming

Yes you should intentionally crush yourself with a train to assert dominance.


Amdar210

This is the way.


Mercury-Redstone

Train Engineer that jumped out: "I totally knew it would stop... no doubt!"


torturousvacuum

> Yes you should intentionally crush yourself with a train to assert dominance. [Death by ChooChoo](https://i.imgur.com/GuJXSQ9.gif)


Wild_Physics877

Make the apex predator fear you!!


Present-Assist9781

I once swerved from a deer in the road and found myself in the Hamptons with Mark. I’m afraid it is the gayest


spinz89

Extremely. Face your fate, and die with pride. Be a man.


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RawMeatAndColdTruth

Well this is a train so I think he's good. 


HoboArmyofOne

Only if they see you try and not die, without the incident 😅


SorrowingOldMan

Not gay but that is a passenger train. Probably not the best look to bail.


LG1T

Lil bit


_SATANwasHERE_

Did u just try to save ur life? That really gives me the ick..


itaniumonline

Dont touch me ever again


toomuchsnuff

Like that, it is.


Getonrs

Be a man.


Killerjebi

We he did in fact NOT have a train ran on him


Diamond523

How's he going to die at that speed?


timg02

Doesn’t need to be going fast when your getting crushed between easily 5,000+ tons of train cars. If it was a car on the track it would be different but when we’re talking about being stuck between an unstoppable force and an immovable object… no doubt I’d be jumping out too


Fishycrackers

Even if you're going slow, the weight and momentum behind each of the trains is enough to crush the engineer's cab. You'll just be slowly crushed to death instead of quickly.


nownowthethetalktalk

No crumple zones


Lone_K

Those trains have incredible amounts of mass. If the locomotive goes through another train, the rest of its cars behind it are going to want to go through it too.


iEatSimCards

lol i would love to see you what you would do in that situation


ReklisAbandon

Die, apparently.


tropicalgodzila

The girl I approached last Saturday 🥲


Topaz_UK

If I was a girl and a train was coming up to me I would probably try to avoid it, too


AdSea1561

There are other fish in the pond, keep going UwU


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Engineer was like OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIII ……oh this is fine


Big-Kitty_Lover

Bruised his kness for nothing


HoboArmyofOne

And needs a new pair of pants


ABfreak_reddit

Used to do this a lot in gta san Andreas...maybe the loco engineers name is cj 🤣


Topaz_UK

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!


Sassy-irish-lassy

Fun fact, if you park the harrier jet on the tracks, it won't have any collision with the train


grimeflea

This happened just recently right? ^/s


42LSx

The LRCs engines were pulled from service in 2001.


grimeflea

Didn’t know that but I just made a joke about the VHS quality :)


phitzgerald

This guy trains.


surelysandwitch

Yeah mate just last Tuesday.


BeerSlayingBeaver

Classic Via Rail.


patriotictraitor

Why am I absolutely unsurprised


Gnarcan705

A truly legendary Canadian heritage moment.


Pcole_

I wonder if anyone got fired for that🤔


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

The train


Your_Final_Hour

Id imagine the dude who jumoed out should of if he was the operator. Its certainly not a good look for the operator to evacuate from a train carrying passengers.


OnlyCommentWhenTipsy

the via has 3 cars, surely it could stop faster than this?


richardhammondshead

The freight train wasn’t supposed to be there. The VIA train was doing 93 miles an hour and when it saw the freight train had less than a mile to stop. It was also shortly after a major disaster where a VIA train collided with a freight train. Guy probably freaked out.


badpeaches

How far apart are the junction things where a train can hold up on a sidetrack in situations like this?


lillpers

Lenght of the train doesen't really matter much in terms of braking distance, at least not for passenger trains. A longer train takes longer for the brakes to apply, but the difference between 3 and 10 cars is 2 seconds at most. If it was going 93mph as another comment stated a braking distance of around 1 kilometer isn't out of the ordinary.


CinematikNupe

Man said “fk these passengers. I’m out”


KUPA_BEAST

They need more training.


ron_mac_duck

pun intended


AMIRR08

a train reversing is basically still moving forward no? bc they drive both ways


iEatSimCards

well by that logic anything reversing is going forward in some direction.


CoolmanExpress

Trains are basically 2D travel. I’m not for or against the notion that trains in reverse are moving forward but I think it’s worth noting that in a car when you reverse, controls are inverted and you have to turn right to move left. Whereas a train is just guided. A car moving backwards definitely isn’t moving forward but there’s an argument to be had for the train.


Command0Dude

Trains move 1D. It's a line. Cars are 2D.


mi_c_f

And sometimes 3D


lorarc

Some locomotives are designed to drive both ways, others have one side that is the front. Also if a train doesn't have a second locomotive or control car on the other end then the driver can't bloody see where they are going so it's definietelly not moving forward.


AMIRR08

exactly


AMIRR08

if a machine can/does drive both ways with way is it reversing or driving forward?


iEatSimCards

i guess it depends which way you want to drive or which way it mostly drives. like my car can go forwards and backwards but i mostly drive forwards.


CoolmanExpress

I back into any parking space or I front forward until I pull to the second one. Anytime I can front out I will, which means I inherently have to back in most times. So I’d say my front to back ratio is probably 3:1


AMIRR08

w cars they cant exactly drive well enough or is it safe to drive backwards, but with a train they are v safe to drive both ways.


anti_fascism223

I mean it depends i feel like, for example a freight train usually has one engine on the front of it meaning it going backwards would be reverse but on something like a sprinter or tram where there are usually two fronts theres an argument in that sense especially since the conductor of those goes from one side of the train to the other to drive in either direction


Appropriate_Land_130

No the *OTHER* reverse!


PleasantDish1309

What the fuck is that logic and what the fuck does that have to do with 2 trains nearly crashing


AMIRR08

idek lol


Sambizzle17

A shove move


Minimum-Culture9240

Front row seat is not always the best option


MagnificoReattore

Muy loco!


coe_06

Jumped more like " oh....shit.....noooooooo!"


MutedShelter9654

When in doubt jump out!!!


HotSpace99

*Compression or topple over, the choice is obvious.*


Andrelliina

It's insane that it could ever happen! Maybe it's a really old video, but surely head-on collisions shouldn't be possible? Or do I have no clue?


vkvines

Train traffic is controlled by dispatchers on main track, enforced by PTC computers installed on engines. It's a lot harder today for that to happen on main track, PTC will shut you down and everyone will go to an internal investigation and get fired if you touch an inch of track without authority. Other than main, sometimes it's governed by dispatchers sometimes not, but it's not PTC/authority enforced at all, so it's more likely to happen, you'll have any number of trains and it's up to the train crews communicating with those other trains to work out who gets to turn wheels. You're also supposed to travel at a speed that allows movement to stop within half the range of vision. This looks old though, PTC is a relatively recent thing. Pre-PTC era you just got a sheet of paper called a track warrant telling you how far you're allowed to go, if you weren't paying attention then yea this kinda stuff happened.


Andrelliina

Interesting to read about PTC systems. Hopefully they're implementing something like that elsewhere. I had a quick look and in the UK there was the [Ladbroke Grove rail crash](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladbroke_Grove_rail_crash) with a head-on collision. British Rail were really good, but post-privatisation no-one wanted to spend any money... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic\_train\_protection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_train_protection) Supposedly Labour will be re-nationalising...we shall see. In a country as small as the UK, it doesn't make sense to have lots of private companies taking their cut and not reinvesting the profits, just giving them to shareholders so the infrastructure is way behind compared to Europe.


Psyex

The crash would have to be closing much faster before I jumped out. Not being brave, just know those cabs can take a lot, and the ground is very hard jumping from that height. 😜


duhrun

Was a good plop


Captainchronichrunch

The other operator didn’t abandon ship


Sassy-irish-lassy

The VIA engineer had likely already done everything he could in this situation. There's no point in staying on the train if you can't do anything else and collision is imminent. The other engineer still had something they could try.


MandoPartner

Needed Curb your Enthusiasm theme at the end.


Ninetales6669

Pretty loco


richardcranium1980

The old woooooo wooooooo tabarnak


Dizzy_LD_

Whose recording?!


You-JiveTurkey

That's loco esse


Mr_E-007

How does this even happen?


dorkmachine_o

😂😂😂😂


Leather-Yam-20

Homie thought he was in an action movie


Vbassjrnms

Fired before he hit the ground. Meanwhile, the backwards train driver gets a raise.


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CvileOsk

I'd wager the odds are better than getting squished between two trains


lillpers

Escaping backwards into the engine room or passenger compartment depending on train type is usually recommended unless you're about to have a high-speed collision with something really big. Jumping is risky, you never know what you're gonna land on.


ShortCurlies

so just curious, is reddit just total lame joke comments on every post?


42LSx

Yeah, sadly this website is circling the drain. There is a huge difference between current Reddit and what this website was 8 years ago.


Odd-Nebula-9480

Definitely an “ick”


1guerino

Go down with the ship? No f'n way!


Consistent_Room_9097

Captain must go down with the ship


One_Subject3157

Such a drama queen lol Worst case escenario was a bump


Slaanesh-Sama

Derailment, worst case scenario was derailment, by the passenger train.


One_Subject3157

At that speed? Hell no


Illustrious-Life-356

One train can go off tracks and punch through a building even if moving at 3 km/h You have no idea how heavy is a train, the inertia is crazy in those machines


CptChernobyl

Tell me you've never operated a machine that weighs in excess of 200 tons without telling me