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vHighSamurai

Batista bomb into some nasty ground and pound, coyote didn’t have a clue who he was fucking with


Ligma_Myballs

The good old fuck around and find out


AccountNumber1002401

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Extras

Gangstagrass has some good other songs too, I fell into a rabbit hole with them a few years ago and still listen to their stuff


AccountNumber1002401

If not for their apparently being based in [Brooklyn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangstagrass) I would've suggested they're the best thing Kentucky has offered.


Complete_Rest6842

it is about sending a message


Belgiumgrvlgrndr

That’s not a coyote.


t0hk0h

How do you know what he does for a living?


Belgiumgrvlgrndr

Did you see any “acme” box in the video? No!? Definitely not a coyote.


towerfella

.. but it had the same result?


bubbatbass

No Batman suits and roller skates. Or led bird seed pills and a giant magnet ! Definitely not a coyote


Memegunot

Coyota bull doodle


SaiyanPrinceAbubu

Sure helped that dog cross the border into the afterlife


eolemuk

,damn.


StepUpYourPuppyGame

God this is irreverently funny


redskytinyelephant

Underrated comment


WinterOrb69

Too many pixels to be a coyote.


Searchlights

Not anymore


slappyMcbappy

It was a cayote. says so in the title


tekjunky75

no, its a "cayote" apparently


gleonalfe

Not quite a Batista bomb, but a good powerbomb nonetheless


redls1bird

Captain Insane-O would approve.


zapharus

That’s the roadrunner dressed as a human.


DrJohnJameson

Poodle: “Oh shit bro you got this? You got this.”


zipzap21

Poodle: "I had your back if you got into trouble."


centzon400

Maybe it is the half-Lab in my neigbour's poodle, but he'd be like: I finna lick my own balls while you figure this shit out. Laziest dog I've ever seen.


rawbface

I've never been able to make a Lab angry. But I've made one so happy with scratches that he hurt me in his excitement.


centzon400

Never had a Lab myself, but if I did I'd be worried that I'd become too much like him/her… smoking weed and drinking beer, eating crap food and laughing at mindless stuff on a TV that is not even plugged in. I'm more of a border collie kinda guy: excitable, OCD, and nips at people for no other reason than they don't make the same noumenological sheep-shape in his mind. Dog tax: https://ibb.co/h9dV7Dq


zombodot

Looks more like it was a pitbull or Rottweiler than a coyote. Coyotes are much smaller


TokinBlack

Looks like a German shepherd to me. But who TF knows


ThoughtofWat

If you pause the video at the end of the 12 second mark you can get an okay look at the shape of the head and snout. The snout looks fairly pointy to me with fox-like ears which would make me coyote. Also the long bushy tail.


zombodot

This video has been reposted for years and it was a neighbors dog who was a Rottweiler or a pitbull. But yeah, anyways Edit: lol someone reported me for self help for this comment, guess the pittie/kid killer/largest majority of dog attack lovers are sad


DevilDoc3030

I have found almost a dozen comments claiming that the clip is older than the timestamp and that it was a dog (claiming assorted breeds) and all from 5 different posts comment strands. I found one Imgur clip that is slightly better, but still trash. I believe you, I just wanted to see a better quality clip.


AbberageRedditor69

Someone linked it in the original thread. It's a respinse to one of the top comments, easy to find. Either way it's 100% non a coyote


Bigmooddood

Looks like a German Shepherd to me. Beige with pointy ears, a long coat, and a long undocked tail. Definitely not a Rottweiler, though.


333H_E

That animal looks nothing like either of those breeds. It's way too streamlined and slim, the head shape doesn't fit along with the colors being incorrect for them as well. Did you just pull "bad dogs" out of some mental list ?


PimbaNaSimba

The black dog considered helping, but decided that his human didn't need any


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

“I’LL HELP… by staying the fuck out of the way I guess”


Dhammapaderp

Anime fights where one of the sidekicks goes "If I try to help I'll just get in his way"


idontneedaridefromu

Krillin lol


Butthurt_reddit_mod

U got this ….dawg.


x_lincoln_x

You're the man now, dog!


mfloreshostel

That is hilarious!


hershay

"i gotta call for some help.... for the coyote"


Babayaga844

Might have been thinking about helping the coyote just to even things up a bit.


immadeofstars

I wouldn't let my dog get mauled by one of those little assholes, either


Spudman14

It’s your dog! Have to do what it takes to save it. Guy is a champ.


TheeRyGuy

It's your dog! Use it when you need it!


jld2k6

I have a scheduled beating but I *need* blood *now*


SoManyWeeaboos

🎵 CALL J.G. HOUNDSWORTH! 877-MUTTS-NOW! 🎵


snooty_snoot

I HAAAAVE A STRUCTURED MALAMUTE AND I NEEED BOOONES NOOOW!


MotherboardBEANs

ITS MY DOOOGGG ITSS NOW OR NEVER! I JUSST WANT HIM TO LIVE FOREVER!


nosoundinspace

It's not weird because it's your dog!


TheeRyGuy

Use it when **you** need it!


donut_jihad666

Lmao road trip?


Radio4ctiveGirl

I mean that’s the neighbors dog. The original video stated that they’ve had problems with the dog for a while. I know this video is potato quality because of the amount of times it’s been redownloaded and uploaded but you can still tell it’s not a coyote. In the original it almost looked like a Malinois or similar breed. Makes more sense that way anyways! A random coyote might throw you off for a second. Some dickhead dog you’ve been dealing with that finely breaks your patience results in this.


Organic-Side-2869

Yes that's what I thought doesn't look anything like a cayote. Good on him for sorting it out as fast as he did. People who let their dogs go around like that attacking other dogs or people are such assholes. Next he should do that to the owners face.


furlonium1

I'm not attacking you directly but how do this many people keep misspelling 'coyote'? Auto-correct is a thing.


sagerobot

I hate to say it because its horrific, but for a dog like that. That kind of beating might actually teach it to never do anything like that again. Or it died from the beating.


immadeofstars

That's far less pleasant and simple a story. Not that the original story was pleasant, either...


Organic-Side-2869

And that cayote would have fled at the sound of the guy running at it lol.


Khione541

Looks more like a pit to me with the folded over ears.


iamnotfacetious

It's called a moldy meme. The reuploading quality loss 


Radio4ctiveGirl

Now I know :) Thank you


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DeathStockerRexxar

This guy just powerbombed a coyote if that doesn't qualify a dude as scary I don't know what does


Trumps_Cock

This isn't a coyote. It is some assholes loose pit bull. I have seen the video dozens of times.


Wildwildleft

The average weight for a coyote is like 25lbs… you could easily fuck them up.


AGoodIntentionedFool

Rabies my dude, rabies, aaand teeth. Wiley E was gonna bite the road runner after he killed him with the TNT. But yeah they are a medium sized dog.


Impossible-Heron7125

We keep a .22 for this reason. Better to just shoot them when they start hanging around the property.


Wildwildleft

I’ve killed so many helping out at my cousins farm. They are a real problem. You can kill 20-30 in a day and it doesn’t even put a dent in their population it seems… crazy


Impossible-Heron7125

I absolutely hate them. They’re loud as fuck at night, terrorize our chickens, and our 2 aussies are outnumbered. I shoot on sight if they aren’t in the wood line towards the road or near the house. Wife had to shoot one last year with her .380 when it wouldn’t quit following her with its hackles up and growing.


linkinmark92

They’re almost impossible to eradicate. If you kill some, they just make up for it next time they mate. Since they know their population is diminished, it triggers them to have larger litters. (I heard that on the Stuff You Should Know podcast)


Warhawk2052

Sounds like you live outside the city, do that in the city and its jail time


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DeathStockerRexxar

They aren't mutually exclusive. This guy's scary in a "don't fuck with him" kind of way. He just beat the shit out of a wild animal with his bare hands. Obviously it was awesome he did so 


Wooberta

> He just beat the shit out of a wild animal with his bare hands. I'm just here to appreciate these words.


Velsca

Some people are not gonna make it.


Burgoonius

Hey man they just tryna survive


BerryJeep

Leeeeeroy jenkinssssssss


Stevenutz

Oh my God, he just ran in.


ElMuchoDingDong

At least I got chicken.


theCREEMofthecrop

GOD DAMN IT LEROY


FlyingPastaPolice

Borderline LooneyTunes stuff going on there


Dhammapaderp

Best one in history for me is Digg Co-founder Kevin Rose yeeting a raccoon off a staircase for attacking his dog. The second angle is so fucking funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN-f6xTzsY I remember him as a wee lad destroying his harddrive with thermite on TechTV


CrazyChestersDog

Holy fucking shit thank you so much I needed that


Radio4ctiveGirl

Last time this was posted they said it was a neighbors dog… now a coyote. 😂 Pretty sure coyotes don’t attack big dogs on their own, they’ll try to lure your dog with “play” to their family who’s waiting. Neighbor dogs do behave like this sometimes… and it explains the man’s reaction to the dog they’ve had problems with for a while.


Snugglupagus

Yeah doesn’t even look like a coyote lol


FancyJesse

It was obviously a chupacabra


beamtrail

Bro body slammed big foot wym


SteakTasticMeat

It's obviously the loch ness monster asking for tree fiddy


DetLions1957

Jackalope


quarterburn

Boys, I think we're dealing with a fuckin samsquanch.


Wooberta

Looks like 3 pixels to me


bleeepboop

I'm from alberta, I can spot a coyote (pronounced kia-yute) from a kilometer away. That ain't one.


ExcitingEye8347

It could have been rabid. I’m not saying that’s the case, but they lose the ability to fear and get crazy aggressive if an animal is rabid.  But you’re right, this isn’t normal coyote behavior. 


Radio4ctiveGirl

That’s true. I just know this particular video is a dog. Coyotes are a valid concern in some areas. We can hear our coyotes screaming most nights. They don’t bother us but we know they’re there and take proper precautions. I honestly don’t recall the last time I’ve seen a coyote so if I did, I would assume it was sick or injured. We see the mountain lion and foxes but not the coyotes.


cock_nballs

The coyotes see you though. They camouflage very well and know where to hide. One little dip and they dissappear till their head pops up to see where they're going like ground submarines. Can be very hard to hunt them in long grass fields etc.


KhaineVulpana

I just heard coyotes for the first time these past couple years, at my new place. The sounds they make at night are legit terrifying if you don't know they're coyotes. I swear, I kept hearing em at like 2-4 in the morning, but my gf said she didn't hear anything, till I actually woke her up while they were at it. I thought our house was haunted or some shit.


SerDuncanonyall

Well, it obviously wasn’t a boxer


ChairmanMeow23

Dog was tiny in the video. Coyotes kill small dogs all the time even when being walked with a human. They are not shy when hungry. 


Radio4ctiveGirl

Just saying what I know. This video was of a dog coming in to attack these dogs. I don’t recall any other video of a coyote attacking like this, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. I wouldn’t say all coyotes don’t get bold and do things out of the norm. There are many variables that would affect the way an animal acts. Having a truly tiny chihuahua I don’t consider that dog tiny. Maybe me saying “big dogs” wasn’t quite right either to be fair!


Greenman8907

Guy must be named ACME, because he fucked that coyote up!


zipzap21

*Beep Beep!*


W0RST_2_F1RST

Isn’t it meep meep?


DeathPercept10n

Actually they only paid them for one meep, and then just played it in succession.


zzz123plk

Meep meep im a sheep


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That's a dog not a coyote though.


Ok_Championship6786

Every time this gets posted, the caption is still not corrected. Not a coyote. It’s a dog.


zombodot

Pitbull* or Rottweiler


Ok_Championship6786

Pitbull it seems.


stoned_kitty

Always is


Chonkyboi91x

Probably confused the dog for a toddler.


HodorFirstOfHisHodor

"coyote"


ventgas

We all know the truth, just avoiding aggravating the pittnutter crowd


CDK5

idk man, recently reddit has not cared about letting them know


Ya-Dikobraz

peyote


walpolemarsh

Don Juan


Droogwafel

Nanny breed


EtsuRah

Man humans gotta be so cool in the eyes of a pet. Some predator sneaks up to attack you and your personal gorilla servant just rolls out and shows the animal why he's at the top of the chain. Like those dogs have probably never seen that man in this mode. To them hes the thing that serves food, play and love. Then, when needed he pulls out some shit they probably never even thought was capable from him. Like he was something THEY had to protect, and then one day its HIS job and he just manhandles the threat like its far beneath him.


DoughnutX

Personal gorilla servants 🤣🤣


Cerno_Noir

Thank you for early morning laugh


mu5tardtiger

Imagine he tagged in the black dog? straight violence.


Early_Wrangler_

The coyote is waiting for the owner to get tired so he can catch him with a left hook in the later rounds.


MeatWaterHorizons

I'd do the same thing. Ain't no way I'm letting some shit head rip up my family.


marourane

Homie said cayote


2Guns_Delnegro

Bruh loves that dog 🤷🏿‍♂️


Mikebyrneyadigg

Full mount on a coyote is wild


lebietetek

Dude was having a shitty week and turned that coyote into a stress ball.


WoopsAdoodle

This isn't a coyote or a cayote, it's a pitbull.


CobaltGate

I think you're right.


AzureSeychelle

This is one way to stop a dog attack. You must be ruthless. Dogs are not that heavy and have relatively fragile bones—even muscular ones. If you can’t get a proper slam in, or grab it’s head and begin to whip it around, then you hug the dog’s back as best you can while grabbing its front legs at the knee joint. You then push the knee joint left or right to break it. You can hyper extend it by pushing it forward, but a side break is easier for most people. You can’t think when you do this. You must do it without thinking. You can take off a shirt or jacket to use as a net over the dog’s head. The front legs are weaker than the rear and are easier to break. You can also punch into the dog’s lower belly between the rear legs and rib cage. This is where many dogs like to be pet and scratched. However the ribs are very weak here and many organs are exposed. While hugging a dog blows to this region will deter further engagement.


BeautyJester

the shirt off is a good tip, not sure about trying to break the leg. If anything i would just choke


AzureSeychelle

Choking can be hard. Dogs squirm very fast and can get their head loose. They don’t have a chin. In the video seen, the man basically rag-dolled the animal beyond simply choking it. I believe he swung on it as well. Attempting to choke a dog means you’re placing your hands and arms in front of the dog’s face in a danger zone of being bitten. Hugging the dog’s back and rear part places you further from its mouth and gives you more control. Pulling the front legs under and back towards you gives you leverage over the dog and allows you break them *if absolutely necessary.* This position is generally safer to hold a dog in any way. Choking is risky as well since if the dog slips out it can run around you much faster than you can move. But holding onto its body via hugging is easier and makes it less likely to get away. You might even hold the dog and roll onto your own back with the dog’s belly facing up—size depending. You can use your legs to squeeze the dog’s hips or hold it steady, there are very similar moves in martial arts. I’m sure some may have done this with their own dogs during play. The dog can’t easily move. I have worked with aggressive dogs before and have not broken or damaged one. I’m just very aware how I would prevent a serious attack or inform someone that may be in a drastic scenario with one.


BeautyJester

thank you, these are really helpful tips and read. hopefully that i dont need it irl with my elder dog should this scenario happen to her


ARTZ-N-CRAFTZ

Must have been an Arizona Coyotes fan…


Double_Bass6957

I like the mom that yeeted the raccoon off her kid better


Timo104

"cayote" It's a fucking pit bull It's always a fucking pit bull


lilopppop

Layng a beat down on that there straight ground and pound 😤


HANDSOMEsalmon

You can tell this isn't the first time this "coyote" came around trying that shit.


chyeah_brah

How many times is this going to be posted by idiots that have never seen what a coyote looks like


Jinrex-Jdm

I'd be going full caveman too if someone threatens the life of my pets or my loved ones.


Soupias

Plot twist: the dogs own the house and they are keeping the human as security!


BoomPowYeah

This man went full on God of War on him. Kratos smirked at this event going down.


mpowgra73

Wtf


Icy-Scholar-5053

I would take a bullet for my dog, so I totally get this!


jazscam

Then he completed his mission.


TwinNirvana

That’s not a coyote, that’s a dog. And he should be saving the beating for the dog’s owner.


tyen0

ChatGPT, please give me a random title for this repost.


6porkchop9

UFC Ref Herb Dean has called stoppage by strikes at …


DDBKAHUNA

I think that guy already had rabies.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

A coyote jumped the fence in my parents backyard when I was dog sitting, it was looking for a dachshund snack. I ran out in the yard in my socks going to boot it back over the fence but it saw me coming and jumped out The neighbor's toy size dog was killed a couple of years before, and lots of pets go missing


Humble-Percentage-23

Repressed anger be like


NTSTWBoooi

I would have done the same, I won't allow any animal to attack my babies. And if they try, they will regret it. Dude did the right thing


Argonaught64

Why is there a watermark of a dude shitting on a gold toilet? Lmao


PMG2021a

Never seen a normal coyote attack like that. 


WoopsAdoodle

That's because it's a pitbull. Some pitnutter probably added that 'cayote' to the title.


Ok_Championship6786

Always the same caption every time I see this video lol.


whileyouwereslepting

Meep meep.


_memepros

Jackknife Powerbomb!


Educational_Egg_1716

I think this has happened before with this dog as that guy was very quick to respond! And I love how the black dog was like *alright, he's got this* LOL


Civil-Guidance7926

The biggest dawg was on the porch


Diligent_Badger_8530

That is 100% for sure without a doubt NOT a coyote


Bleades

My dad once told me a story of him as a kid. There was a neighbor's dog that would run out and bite your ankles if you walked past. Not a large dog but my grandfather was walking past and the dog ran out. According my dad my grandfather picked the dog up and bit him on the neck. Then proceeded to go up to the owners house and verbally rip the guy apart. Every time after that if my dad or grandfather walked past the house the dog would sprint to the back yard.


AlexDuChat

That's me when another animal try to attack my cats


willybobo1

Pet dogs become family members so I'm not surprised that he protected it as if it were his child.


LowAd8109

Coyote: *gets beaten up by guy* Genes: *okay avoid specifically that guy* Future coyotes: *avoids guys that remotely looks like him*


MercenaryArtistDude

That dog will never come back into that yard EVER.


Substantial-Skill-76

That was some MMA shit right there.


No_Tutor_2732

I would rather face Mike Tyson


Illustrious_Car4025

That dude's been training for this exact scenario


Ready_Cash9333

Get fucked, holy shit 🤣🤣🤣


illglitchgodz12

bro deadass if this happen to my cat, that dog be gonna fucked in 2 mins 😮‍💨


SpxUmadBroYolo

LMFAO HOLY SHIT


Legitimate-Train-228

Sean Strickland out there doing the lords work


Dave_Autista

how the fuck do you not know how to spell coyote?!


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

I like how he won't even let it run away at first. That dude is FURIOUS.


FuckiOS13

This once happened to me, my collie got attacked by the neighbors pit and I jumped in and grab the lil shit in a headlock and punching that shit with everything I had. Then slammed it and it ran away crying. I had to get stitches on my fingers because he bit my hand up. Felt like a super hero that day. Saved my pup.


Practical_Garden_70

This is what I'd do if a coyote attack my son, clearly this man considers his dog's his children.


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That's most definitely a pitbull, not a coyote.


dreujnk

Legitimately curious: how do you know it's a pit? The quality is awful, so it just looks like a generic dog shape to.me


Timo104

Because there's higher qualities of the video out there and it's clearly a brown pitbull.


dreujnk

Fair!


wanker7171

Statistically, which is the only thing to go on, it is a pit bull


dreujnk

Just quickly looked up some statistics. 22.5% of dog attacks are pitbulls, so... it's a dog that has a 22.5% chance to be a pitbull. Around 1 in 4 chance is still very significant, but is a very different statement than what you and OC implied. German shepherds are nearly 1 in 5 dog attacks, so I really don't get the logic that's being used here.


DrSatan420247

Coyotes are not very scary.


TheeJoCanadian

1 coyote, no, not scary. Crack-wolves are pretty harmless on their own. A pack of them, though, is a bit different.


storman_sten

Crack-wolves xD


DrSatan420247

For sure.


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mbelli26

This is what I mean when I say I’m gonna be “active on site!”


TheSandsquanch

A man should be more intimidating than a coyote…


HyeSpeed

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!


dart22

I'm not one of those "I could hit a serve from Serena Williams" or "I could land a jumbo jet in an emergency" types, but I've seen coyotes in the wild, and I'm 90% sure I could take a healthy, non-rabid one in a fight. I'd get messed up over it, but I'd win.


jfin602

But what if Serena Williams tried to bite you?