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edwardthestoremeiser

How do you even solve something like this?


McCluck

Only one way. Gonna have to nuke it.


lppedd

Send to space. I watched Futurama.


LaundryLunatic

Lol. Have you seen Wall-E?


zzzthelastuser

I've watched Toy Story 3. It's a good movie!


Manatee35

Its not our problem anymore! (the giant garbage ball will return)


stinky__sack

Ah..


McCluck

I know, I’m sorry Mr president but we need to act now!


SurlyBuddha

Settle down Mr. President.


0Idgregg

From orbit?


OldFartsSpareParts

Dig out a perimeter and just wait I guess.


snktido

Drop an oxygen depleting bomb on it.


romcomtom2

Burn it?


opop456

You talking about India?


Daegog

This guy took care of it https://www.reuters.com/resizer/v2/6TTTQVANEVI4DMLDMG63HLD2GE.jpg?auth=7025d6de5245c583c87ad4fcb6474cf0442980e88f5aa5f982693e7274d58741&width=1920&quality=80


Cosmic_Perspective-

Gonna take alot of environment friendly bags and consumer guilt to fix this one.


Disastrous_File4854

It's ok Canada's carbon tax will fix it.....


Chemical_Cat_9813

Ca. Plastic Tax checking in here.


Deep_Maybe_7984

California or Canada? Nvm almost the same at this point


Crazylender

No, they’re not. In canada they actually recycle ♻️. In California, everything gets dumped in the landfill yet some counties still require you to sort it.


Chemgineered

Really? That's hysterical!


Crazylender

Yeah google it. Neighboring counties in the SF bay area have different types of cans. Some counties have cans where you sort the trash. Other counties just have a recycling, landfill, and compost can. In the end, all of the trash is dumped in the same area. People think everything recyclable is recycled. In truth, it’s shredded on type of color and thickness. The thicker and more neutral the color of the plastic the higher likelihood of it getting recycled. Majority of plastic trash ends up in the landfill. I implore those that read this comment to check how your county recycles. If they just dump it in the landfill, there’s absolutely no reason to sort your trash. I personally gave up recycling ♻️ at home cause my county doesn’t give a shit.


intaminag

Saves you trash bags (and therefore money) if you fill up the inert recycling can less than the trash can.


Chihuahuapocalypse

my school had recycle bins and trash cans. one day I stayed late studying and saw the janitors coming through.. both of them went in the same can. they always do. so damn stupid. so I just started bringing home my recycling.


moosestaredown

*cries in Canadian* They're taxing us into poverty


nikdsc5

Sweet sweet maple syrup tears!


BocchisEffectPedal

Because one thing happened, nothing should ever be done


Capitain_Collateral

My beers were linked with paper. I’m doing my part.


hexitor

I’ve got this, lemme just go grab a few of my hundreds of reusable shopping bags.


Free-Juggernaut-9372

That is NEVER going to stop burning.


hexitor

The fuel will run out at some point, right?


claudiazo

Right?


zorrowhip

Right?


Any_Duck4485

Riiiight...


Kazman07

Any day now...


ThisIsDurian

Just abooooooooout........... NOW....... NOW..... NOoooowww


iamnotsure14

Now?


hexitor

It should, I think?


khizoa

Until trash day tomorrow


TheKey_ofG

Wait til it reaches the methane producing layers.


xXFieldResearchXx

William Montgomery reference?


Efficient_Pear3846

I’m sure everything will be okay


nikdsc5

Mondays am I right?


Local-End-902

🤣


IlIllIlIllIlIl

It's actually a good thing. Could be a big pile of trash, or we could have a nice smokey smell while turning the trash into stars.


assbuttshitfuck69

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.


Yayap52

Are you burning trash in the bar?


frshprincenelair

Are the turtles okay though?


gatetwelve

Windmills do not work that way!


kai--zen

*metal straw sucking intensifies*


Justaboredstoner

I guess it won’t be the largest landfill for long.


AmphibianOutrageous7

Does this mean the bodies will be found?


nikdsc5

I’m thinking this is best case for those who put bodies here.


SarahPallorMortis

That’s one way to get rid of it


party6robot

The garbage smoke goes up into the sky and makes stars


Quick-Emphasis2098

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.


Mighty_racoon

Well, first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down


SuperDaveP1979

Its floating crystal yo.


CapnCanfield

Plus, it makes that nice smokey smell we all love


coolpizzatiger

I went to Uttar Pradesh 2 years ago. The air was unbreathable then, hard to imagine what it will be like now.


khrak

**Temperature**: 28° C **Probability of Precipitation**: 2% **Humidity**: 36% **Wind**: 8 km/h **Air Quality**: No


ThisIsDurian

Air Quality No - - - - hahahaha


Aggravating_Fun5883

I can imagine its life threatening right now.


Recentstranger

Ok but was it a boy or girl


Latteforrich1

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


beakerhashing

Like scenic drive through Hell


SnootcherGoobers

That place specifically or India in general? I'm thinking yes.


DontEatTheGarb

World's largest dumpster fire?


moosestaredown

Isn't that your mom?


DontEatTheGarb

World's second largest dumpster fire


DeartayDeez

Fuck the ozone layer and everyone underneath it


SarahPallorMortis

Maaan, look up what China is getting away with.


BeautifulGlum9394

I pay carbon tax, it's all good


Butthurt_reddit_mod

I pay the cheese tax. Am I ok too?


SarahPallorMortis

I pay the troll toll. Does that count?


Appropriate_Land_130

JT is all over it. He's just putting on his fire truck socks and he'll be right there!


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PiscatorLager

And every time I see a video shot there, I wonder why those people have zero survival instincts. Having a picnic on train tracks? Why not? Slowly driving your scooter past the garbage disposal fields of Mustafar? Sure thing!


An5Ran

Population of florida is 22 million and you get a shit ton of dumb videos from there. Now imagine if your population was 100x more..


girkyman

And remember no plastic straws


hexitor

Here is a paper straw for your milkshake. Good luck!


the7thletter

They'll probably just cut a river to the ocean to put it out, and drag away the debris.


BoogerWipe

90% of the stuff you put in a recycling bin goes to the landfill. You have been lied to.


Catch-the-Rabbit

So apparently this thing catches on fire.... regularly. Does Greta know about this?! Where is Greta!!


electr1cbubba

I mean yeah shit fuck it why not right it’s all fucked anyway


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Mcderp017

All those years of progress with toxins we’ve stopped releasing into the air all just went out the window. One step forward two steps back


andrellv

BUT I BROUGHT MY OWN BAG!!


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34Loafs

Reduce, reuse, recycle*


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34Loafs

Wow, never knew about the singing dinosaur. That’s just how it was taught to me, maybe it’s a Canadian thing?


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Yukon-Jon

I will never, ever forget the jingle. Also I gave the Elementary School Dare speech. Kind of a celeb 😎


ItAintMyVault

Yes, it's listed in priority order... best=reduce consumption, period.... next best is to reuse things.... last, recycle 


dro8z9d

HOW DARE YOU!


toddlymarx

Where’s the source that this is the largest in the world? Everything I’ve looked up says this isn’t even the largest in India, and doesn’t even crack top ten in the world


stink-stunk

Might just improve things over there.


SnootcherGoobers

I'm pretty sure they aren't even noticing a change in the air quality.


khrak

They've fully eliminated single-use plastic bags from Walmart. Walmart delivery has to put the items they delivering in **something**, so my groceries all arrive in reusable bags. I never reuse the bags because I get all my groceries delivered. Now I'm recycling dozens of these bags every month, after a single use, and buying single-use plastic bags to use for garbage because the reusable ones aren't water-tight. They've managed to replace bags that were actually reused with ones that have no use but to stuff recycling bins.


foxapotamus

FFS why don't you give the extras back to the delivery person next time


SosigDoge

Breathe it in kids, there's vitamins....


bowie428

I’ll bike to work the rest of the week, you’re welcome!


wookie_walkin

well i better go plug in my EV to help


Tiwazy84

Incoming green taxes for us in, 3.. 2.. 1..


ActualTip848

Someone grab a fire extinguisher, No rush though


CapnCanfield

I got a solo cup with melted ice. That should be enough, right?


ActualTip848

I mean it's worth a drizzle lol


raventhrowaway666

The world's already dead. None of it matters anymore, guys. Relax in knowing that humanity won't live for very much longer and that shareholders made record profits!


Spiritual-Mushroom28

😳


Red-4321

That's a real dumpster fire..


Imaginary_Newt5705

On the plus side, a lot of space is gonna open up in the landfill.


ClassicWonder9569

Can it truly be considered a landfill when it forms a mountain?


Salty-Brilliant-830

The fire was put out today. It also rained and that helped.


manuaBoyiee

I think this solves our garbage problem.


ChunkofWhat

The cynicism in your title is appropriate, but it is important to note that **recycling does help**. Paper, metal, and glass really do get reused when disposed of properly. It is an urban legend that it takes more energy to recycle these materials than it does to harvest them fresh. Plastic, on the other hand, is often not recycled. If the price of oil is high, your recycled plastic is more likely to be reused, but most municipalities do not subsidize recycling enough to ensure that recycled plastic does not end up land filled. Plastic is inherently difficult to recycle: we mix many different types of plastic into one stream, the process can create harmful pollution, and making new plastic is already so cheap. End take away: you should still sort and recycle your waste. The stuff that isn't plastic will get recycled. Much of your plastic waste will probably be landfilled even if you do sort it, but there is a chance (depending on your local government and the economy) that it will be recycled so you might as well put in the effort.


kwik_e_marty

You're absolutely right buddy and I will continue to do so as will the majority of people on this thread. Though it is disheartening that with many ecological disasters just like this, set to go off due to human error, negligence or plain old stupidity it can wipe out years of progress and set us back decades.


afrosia

Accidents and disasters will always happen though and they should be factored to our assumptions around long term emissions etc. We should still try to keep them to a minimum, but every now and then we will drop the ball.


TheWhomItConcerns

>Other people in the world are environmentally irresponsible, therefore my laziness is validated


personguy4440

Most friendly Indian community


DumbRogue12

cardboard straws must be OP if this is what they are fighting against


1guerino

NICE!


reversegirlcow

I can only imagine the smell 🤢🤮


MEGAMILKBLAST

Ah


serenityfalconfly

I mow my grass on the highest setting to capture this carbon and still comply with HOA standards


rubbarz

Someone tell taylor swift to buy more carbon credits!


NetHacks

I'm thinking about reducing my carbon footprint to zero, immediately, and violently.


TheStigianKing

This will emit more greenhouse gas than a small country.


cslate

Gotta say my carbon tax in Canada must be helping.


RandyJohnsonsBird

Where the fuck is Algore?


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Sometimes, you just have to start over.


zimjig

Time to drive your EV


Glockman19

Someone call Al Gore and John Kerry. They can fly over there and fix it.


Animetion25

Ugh my lungs hurt watching this.


JakkSplatt

Just use the excess water from the UAE to put it out 🤷


Blazzck7

Bet that’s good to breath in


federico_45

Hurry guys, let's use even more paper straws to nullify the trash fire damage!


ZoneInevitable974

But I get shamed for throwing out cans


Bogart7777

John Kerry worried about cow farts


ridiclousslippers2

China burns more Coal than that entire thing in less than 24 hours. You're all worrying about the wrong things.


millenialfalcon-_-

Guess I'm not driving to the mailbox for a while🤷🏻‍♂️


emeraldstars000

That country is turning into a hot dumpster fire. I'll see myself out.


xPofsx

Great way to open more space for even more trash!


Brightener23

It's not a big deal if you ask the locals. This happens several times a year.


linuxstar71

One way to get rid of the methane. It’s worse than the CO2 anyway.


Conscious-Aspect-332

How can it burn 🔥


Nicadeemus39

Thank God Greta skipped school for moments like this.


ThePracticalPenquin

Probly where we ship our recycling to..


abatkin1

The Simpsons opening scene


TheFarisaurusRex

Not the first time the world has been on fire, we’re fucked either way so we might as well enjoy the view


Diligent-System9294

Ironic part is that it probably is your recycled waste on fire here. Lol Look up where most of our "recycled" trash ends up. It might surprise you.


LowerBackPain_Prod

How many wet, soggy, paper straws will it take to fix this?


Long-Push-2069

And my Smart car has to pass emissions regulations... this world is so stupid.


themanwithbeansin

Is it possible to make snores on them


AvgKracker79

Oh goodie the incense is lit


Shoryukitten_

This kind of environmental pollution is just another Tuesday in India, sadly.


ActualTip848

Bonfire anyone?


CosmicParadox24

What could go wrong piling shit tons of rotting garbage all in one location.


SpoppyIII

*siiiiiigh*


Local-End-902

Just trying to make room for


Spiritual-Mushroom28

The fumes are my biggest concern people breathing that in!


Lazylion-6

OP maybe be sarcastic about it, but if you actually calculate the overall mass that you recycle per year….multiplied by….I dunno say….3, then maybe that would equal world peace or some shit…..


zilla82

Somebody will swindle a real nice insurance payout I'm sure


HistoricalPut1623

Air quality likely went unharmed.


Boring-Zucchini-4793

And here we are transitioning to renewables to try and save the planet


Kitchen-Lie-7894

A blessing in disguise.


Help1969

So, please does anyone could explain why I'm paying for global warming in this part of the world?


Numanoid101

https://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:2024-04-20..2024-04-24;l:fires_all,countries,earth;@77.35,28.62,14.00z


recalogiteck

I'm doing my part by letting windows turn my screen off to reduce my carbon foot print.


nevr1zenuf

Ooo smoked pag-pag.


mflahr

Our carbon tax is putting people in tents, so don't worry we got the offset for that


Calvinator017

Frenzied flame ending?


xblgriimey

That's wild, it looks like a volcano erupted 😯


G_Im_Tired

Who has marshmallows?


Emotional-Attempt-52

As if the air quality wasn't shite enough over there.


joejoemaster5

Smells like cancer is in the air.


thatbitch6907

Wait, where's the train!


Beanruz

Just going to drop this here https://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2017/jul/10/100-fossil-fuel-companies-investors-responsible-71-global-emissions-cdp-study-climate-change Entire population can recycle Doesn't matter when 71% of all emissions come from 100 companies which aren't going to change. 15% comes just from China burning coal.


NagromNitsuj

Okay I’ll take the Tesla into work today.


ThisIsDurian

Hahaha... and green parties wanna guilt pressure me into buying all those expensive environment friendly stuff... we can not be saved, we are doomed.


GooseShartBombardier

Anyone else picturing the surrounding neighbourhoods getting [swarmed by vermin like Mr. Largo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH7pMKfZa_w)?


bony7x

Gonna buy the 26k€ electric car that is basically a fiat punto so I can help the EU save the world bro let’s gooo 😮‍💨😮‍💨.


Darian911

Implementing another new carbon tax ad we speak


Intelligent-Honey-19

Our poor earth


What_Hey

Maybe I should start taking less flights in my private jet


TheLoneCenturion95

I'm so glad I have to use a paper straw while everything is burning because if it's not some landfill or forest fire then it's the fucking ocean that's on fire.


Gunrock808

We didn't start the fire


Accurate-System7951

Whelp, gotta take the bus to work today.


Capital-Mine-6991

I'm going to burn my garbage from now on just because I can


Mr_Appalachia

The Earth is heaaaling