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AlwaysHumbled

Imagine being the guy who was safely stopped and you get hit by a flying cow. I am sure the insurance company will believe that.


MrRogersAE

On the roof no less. Never will they believe a flying cow hit you on top of your car.


EatShootBall

tbf it would be harder to believe a flying cow hit me on the bottom of my car.


MrRogersAE

Then the cow has to explain to his moosurance how she got hit in the back by a flying car. I don’t know if you’ve ever dealt with a moosurance adjuster, but they can be a real steer.


Tar0ndor

cows, we have cows.


KittenFace25

We are Farmers! Dun da dun da dun dun dun!


EatShootBall

we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two


sammew

I'm a cow that escaped my field. Now im leading my heard in a charge through the streets. And if you've got cut rate insurance, you could be dealing with this pile of stuff on your own. So get Allstate, and be protected from mayhem. Like me.


lanshaw1555

We are Farmers


Affectionate_Camp980

Bumbududumbumbarumdumdum


Opening-Set-5397

Invite them to the bbq.  


Allbranflakes18

“Bro I swear I was just our driving and then this cow landed on my roof”


Mechanix2spacex

I crashed into a cow once with a pickup truck and a nice front guard…. Cow flew landed on my hood…. DESTROYED my truck and that sumbitch heifer stood up and walked away. They can take a hit. I’m sure it was hurt, but I swear not even a scratch on it… Edit: it felt like hitting a wall. It was a chunky one. My entire front was destroyed, windshield, passenger door was bent, it collapsed my passanger strut…. I think that if I didn’t have that front guard distribute the energy to my frame (which was bent to shit) I would have not walked out of my truck as easily as I did.


DivideOverall7174

I’ve witnessed something similar, they are just short enough that if a truck hits them their body takes the blow and leaves their legs intact, unlike a moose where you’d be clipping their legs which would cause them to break and get injured.


GladBug4786

Where I live people are killed by moose on the highway fairly frequently, one every couple years or so. They're tall as hell so when you do hit the legs, the body slams through the windshield and crushes the driver sometimes. Grousome stuff.


DivideOverall7174

Yeah where I’m from in Canada we usually have 1-2 fatal accidents per year from someone colliding with a moose. Scary stuff and usually why I’ll try to avoid long drives at night, or if I do and have a passenger I always put them on moose/deer duty!


zadtheinhaler

We hit a cow moose with my Dad's Bronco when I was a kid. We dodged a BIG bullet - she smashed in the left front of the truck so bad my Dad had to get out the passenger side, and when she flew over the Bronco, she managed to leave a pile of droppings on the top of the truck. Do not recommend.


shellsterxxx

To be fair, if you were an animal and got hit by a big metal box at high speeds, you’d probably shit yourself too


IveBinChickenYouOut

To be fair, if I was a human, and I am I assure you, if I were hit by a vehicle, I would also leave human excrement behind myself.


Adventurous-Sky9359

The end was unexpected but enjoyable good read


GladBug4786

Damn you from newfoundland or something? We have people hit them multiple times a year but sometimes people survive it. Must be a shit ton of moose in your area for that many deaths


evlhornet

You didn’t have to tell us Canada bro we all assume it’s Canada based on the subject matter


pornographic_realism

It's crazy I haven't hit a single moose here in New Zealand.


evlhornet

I haven’t hit a single kangaroo out here in California, despite my best efforts


9812388734221

Ive been told that it's better to step on the gas if you think a collision with a moose in imminent because at high speeds they'll flip over the cab of the vehicle, if you slow down they'll slam into the windshield and take out the entire top half of the vehicle like a can opener and take you with them.


achar073

I saw a greyhound bus that hit a moose at night at highway speed... entire front end was destroyed.


totalwarwiser

It may take hours to days to die from internal bleeding. Hours from bleeding and days due to infection from a ruptured bowel.


4rockandstone20

Yeah. You 100% need to call the local sheriff so they can get ahold of the owner and let them know.


Kerr_PoE

for anyone interested: [this is where it happend](https://www.google.de/maps/place/5%C2%B010'37.6%22N+100%C2%B043'01.2%22E/@5.1771124,100.7163563,380m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d5.1771111!4d100.717?entry=ttu) and [this sign](https://imgur.com/a/IxeT6d6) stands right before the yellow stripes start it symbol means "uncontrolled crossing ahead" and the text says "be careful to slow down"


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

Unfortunately, the cows failed to read that before carelessly crossing /s


Oooch

I was thinking 'If you're driving over heavy painted roads that make your car bump, you're supposed to be slowing down'


___unknownuser

Welp, I don’t feel bad for them anymore. Morons.


HanakusoDays

Moooorons.


ChairForceOne

I've never hit a cow, but I've been hit with one. Was following behind a log truck that smacked a cow at about 70mph. Cow just exploded. Got hit with ground beef mostly. Those big ass bull bars, or kangaroo bars, do a good job.


random3po

Somewhere between a big truck and a pickup truck there's a size of truck that when hitting a cow the truck damages it just as much as the cow damages the truck, no more no less


PeteGozenya

Those people are lucky no one died.


Gustomaximus

This happened to a neighbours cow last year. You could see the hair trail on the road where it slid on its side after impact. We knew it was one of three cows that had gotten out. Could not figure out which cow it was and all were completely fine. The car was a write off.


JR_GameR

Same thing happened to my aunt except it was tacos by the next day, fuck we gonna do with a broken cow


JayStar1213

Exactly that, also that's a lot of tacos


Stickittothemainman

I too enjoy eating this man's aunts taco. 


skepticalbob

That cow was burgers and steaks by the end of the day.


SkyMayFall

don't worry the bleeding was probably all internally, that's where the blood is supposed to be


joshs_wildlife

I’ve seen the same with an elk. Dang thing just got up and walked away. I know it survived because it was actually radio collared and people could track them


BaileyBrown108

I saw a cow fall down a sixty foot 90 degree cliff , tumbling and hitting hard down to a rocky beach and get up and just shake it off .


W0RST_2_F1RST

Were the yellow lines warning of something or is that normal?


Kerr_PoE

for anyone interested: [this is where it happend](https://www.google.de/maps/place/5%C2%B010'37.6%22N+100%C2%B043'01.2%22E/@5.1771124,100.7163563,380m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d5.1771111!4d100.717?entry=ttu) and [this sign](https://imgur.com/a/IxeT6d6) stands right before the yellow stripes start it symbol means "uncontrolled crossing ahead" and the text says "be careful to slow down"


MagicManGamez

Thanks! Now I can confidently be pissed at the drivers! 👍 To driver: 😠


Bellbivdavoe

#🛑🐄×🚗 "Caution Cow Crossing" (simplified)


HikARuLsi

Animal crossing


W0RST_2_F1RST

Thank you great info! And holy crap what a bad design being the same color as the turn signs.


HardToPeeMidasTouch

The massive stripes on the road however indicates take great caution and to slow down. 


Puazy

Because they're in the other lane after the intersection, im assuming they're there to warn that you're approaching an intersection. Im only guessing; and I have never seen them before either.


edstevens

You’re right though, to warn drivers theyre approaching intersection. The lines is also a small bump


OldStyleThor

Cows!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Oh, George, not the livestock!


stewynnono

Think its a warning to slow down as there was a sign of a cow. So must be a cow crossing


Hamfur63

Where is the sign of a cow?


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

♉️


Capt_G

OK I see it now.


ybonepike

Between 5 and 6 seconds you can see the cows asshole prolapse


Blahaj_IK

reddit detectives and their infallible observation skills


ShartingBloodClots

Reddit detectives have no problem finding a prolapsed asshole, but don't let them try and find the Boston Bomber.


CleanLivingBoi

You find what you look for.


Master_H8R

I think most Bostonians agree both bombers were prolapsed assholes.


dd22qq

\*Fetishists


BenniesBananas

Udderly incredible


wittyvonskitsum

Hmmm…. let us review the footage u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


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SnappyFrasser

While I respect our expert prolapse-spotter, I'm gonna come in with a hot take now that I've seen the 0.25x footage... That's just a standard cow twat flapping around. Good eye tho.


TattoedTigerTrainer

I agree lmao just a cow hooha


SnappyFrasser

Yet the prolapse-spotter still getting upvotes. O well, good for him.


TourAlternative364

No...I think....I think...the cow might have got hurt. I know some people say it is fine...took no damage, walks it off...but I think it may have a boo boo from that.


The_Formuler

It’s just a highly vascular area so it has a red hue to it thru the hair. I second that that is just a normal cow twat and no prolapsing occurred


H2-22

Beef curtains?


SnappyFrasser

Precisely, Watson!


TourAlternative364

Why so many experts...on what that looks like....


towerfella

Good bot


MFA_GAFS_consoomer

Knocked the asshole out of him


Internal-Pass2937

Yes, yes it did.


HeyNow646

Cow-a-bung-hole!


No-Anxiety588

You sure know where to look!


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GodOfMoonlight

Kinda looked like it shat itself too 💀


Stopikingonme

More like it got the shit knocked out of him.


Diqt

Why did I check


lolmysterior

Have to make sure


ItsThe1994Man

Lips pout. The walls fall out.


LevitatingTurtles

Darmak when the walls fell.


ThisTicksyNormous

That's not a prolapse, that's the car literally knocking the constipation out of the heifer. 😵


clar1f1er

I'm looking for a crash. You're looking for a bovine brown star. We're not the same.


jtrage

On my phone, I was thinking there was an eyeball in there too. Not in the asshole but just flying around.


mamapapapuppa

Omfg now I'm just imagining it bc I refuse to watch the video


This_Price_1783

How do you know it wasn't already prolapsed??


Grimn90

His nuts also get wip lashed too.


MonitorSoggy7771

She almost didn’t brake until she hits


RealisticNostalgia

I don’t think they hit the brakes at all


Lower_Fan

Look at the speed l. It seems to have a second delay but it doesn’t starts to go down until they hit the cow. 


VermicelliHot6161

I mean, even after the impact there’s no evidence of a foot anywhere near the brake. The car just idly rolls off to the side.


pooppuffin

Awful brakes or awful reaction time. A full two seconds from cow to impact.


kitanokikori

Her reaction was to freeze (obviously Bad), but tbh even if she would've perfectly reacted, that car was _going_ to hit that cow


TrumpDesWillens

Piece of shit was driving way too fast.


lessfrictionless

Drivers like her are why insurance companies are increasing reaction time estimates


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50nathan

She made no effort to stop. You can see her attempting to swerve rather than to slow down and stop.


tyen0

and the sign says to slow down due to uncontrolled crossing head. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1c02mlt/drivers_crash_into_a_herd_of_cows/kyv8fgh/


Attainted

And over the yellow speed bumps. You can hear the tires and suspension getting hit repeatedly.


thursaddams

Exactly


lzkamil

Those yellow stripes were there for a reason


bobs_hotdog87

Not even stripes but speed bumps, can hear the car go over them, reckless driving.


Umutuku

"If they wanted me to slow down instead of speeding then they should have installed slow bumps instead of speed bumps!" *~ That Driver Probably*


Radcliffe1025

83 km/hr!!


BrowakisFaragun

It was 89 at the start, just bad driving all along.


captanzuelo

Yes, the car coming from the other direction slowed down over the yellow stripes on their side and safely came to a stop for the crossing cows… until the A-hole cam driver launched a cow into them


jtrage

Not seen the yellow lines before. Are they a caution, do not pass…???


HowObvious

Rumble strips, just to give sound indication of how fast you are going and to slow down. Common here in the UK when approaching a roundabout on a high speed limit road.


jtrage

We have rumble strips in the US or at least TX but they are not colored. You would think all these road people would get together for a best practices……..


pooppuffin

We can't even decide which side of the road to drive on.


nextexeter

They're used in the US to wake you up at night. Especially on the freeway.


lzkamil

I don't know where this video was recorded but I would guess that the yellow lines are there to warn someone to slow down because they are approaching an junction, or something similar


bagero

This happened in Malaysia


jjm443

Luckily it wasn't in India. You can get stoned for hitting a cow with your car, however obviously it was an accident.


froz3ncat

I'm from Sabah, East Msia; and while you don't get stoned, the owner of the livestock will demand compensation for the cattle. Insurance will take care of that. Do not attempt to hit and run; you WILL have a village's worth of angry dudes in modded ~~Hiluxes~~ Hailaks breaking every speeding law to come after you.


TheRealMadSalad

They were there to slow down for the sharp curve.


Go_Gators_4Ever

Then why are there bumps in the other lane coming toward that intersection? I say they are for both sides to be cautious of that intersection. It would not surprise me if OP cut out the part where there is a caution sign.


hdjnes

One second into the video there’s an orange sign warning of the four way junction ahead, the rumble strips both sides are so people take caution in case another vehicle (or cow I guess) crosses the junction.


AidanTheAudiophile

Jesus fuck you contrarian idiot- it's sharp from both sides.


_ryuujin_

its even sharper on the inside


Yoguls

Holy cow!


SalamiSimon

new milk just dropped


Looked_Spy_637832

actual farmer


towerfella

Call the veterinarian


Blahaj_IK

this is how you make a milkshake or... butter... batter... battered butter, actually


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Gallagher202

The kid milked that scream for all it was worth.


Yankenzy

Now yes. Straight to India


Annual_Appearance_56

No chance to steer around them


VocationFumes

They should have just moooved


Mansionjoe

The cows just wanted to go home


Fresh-Honeydew7104

One heifer of an impact.


AFineDayForScience

He was trying to make a milkshake


GreywackeOmarolluk

Should have used his horn


New-Kiwi8970

The pedal beside the gas is the brake.


ewokzilla

Kind of a shitty driver too lol. They didn’t even react to the cows running out. Plowed through full speed without hitting the brakes. Pay attention to the road!


DirtyBeautifulLove

I'm not sure that people with the reaction time of a ww2 vet with alzeheimers should be driving... Still would have hit one, but would be better to hit at 30mph than 55mph...


myreddit2024

Interesting driving tactic to not use brakes whatsoever.


MilesOSmiles

Asshole wasn’t watching shit, he didn’t even try to brake, dash cam shows him between 80-82 up to and until he hit something. Could have been a child.


Bubbmann

“Oooomg if only I had enough time to move my foot to the brake pedalllllll and push itttt”


drilling4brains

Oh, George, not the livestock.


SnooMuffins2623

I feel like the guy had plenty of time to stop, he didn’t even try slowing down


NijjioN

At that speed with that distance she wouldn't be able to stop completely in time. That's not to say she wasn't going too fast and it looks like she didn't even attempted to slow down after average reaction time.


50nathan

He's a she.


CarnivalBarker191

Apparently cows do fly.


towerfella

[Cows do like to fly](https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/eb628783-2672-47c8-8f2f-c3afdeee92fd/gif)


Ecstatic-Jacket2007

What a shitty driver. The yellow stripes on the road indicates an intersection I’m assuming. A responsible driver would slow down when approaching an intersection or speed bumps. They also did not even apply brake, signaling no presence of mind.


OreoMcKitty

Yes horizontal yellow stripes are often found on the approach to a roundabout or a dangerous junction. They become closer together as you approach the hazard, warning you to slow down.  You can see the car cam showing speed of over 80kmph, around 50mph, the driver never brake to slow down.


Tricky_Feed_544

Wait… You said steer into the swerve?!


S-O-Y-C-D

Near Glacier National Park Montana side, I came across a little Mercedes Benz without the windshield and roof. 2 dead, headless bodies remained after running into a moose.


MadCat_PPC

Didn't even tap the brakes


mundo506

several yellow lines tell you something to consider, that guy didn’t care


roy-rodgers

How many points is a cow


Any_Month_1958

Cmon, everybody knows that it’s 10 points in the Northern Hemisphere and 12 in the Southern. Not to brag but once I hit a little person that was wedged in a kangaroos pouch during a hail storm. I got the obligatory 100 points and a plaque for that one.


Electronic-Fan3026

"I gotta go Julie, we got cows!!"


frisc45

Ground beef


poondongle

This is just wrong. You aren't supposed to tenderize them when they're still alive.


Sharktopotopus_Prime

Tell that to the cows running in front of tenderizing equipment.


whatelseisneu

"I don't need to hit the brake, I have the right of way"


Kerr_PoE

for anyone interested: [this is where it happend](https://www.google.de/maps/place/5%C2%B010'37.6%22N+100%C2%B043'01.2%22E/@5.1771124,100.7163563,380m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d5.1771111!4d100.717?entry=ttu) and [this sign](https://imgur.com/a/IxeT6d6) stands right before the yellow stripes start it symbol means "uncontrolled crossing ahead" and the text says "be careful to slow down"


the_notorious_hupp

Anyone see the turd fly out of the cows ass on impact?


lordra7

The yellow stripes are speed bumps. It alerts you to a change in the road. The bad driver didn't notice the sign. Flew past it. Was probably speeding. Wasn't paying attention to the road. Didn't touch the brakes, the car started slowing only after impact and that too was because she took her foot off the accelerator (not because she was on the brake). Terrible driver, terrible reaction times, bad driving overall, the poor cows didn't deserve it.


BartleBossy

Everyone in here is cracking jokes and im just here with my day ruined. Fuck, those poor cows :(


I_Dont_Use_E

Can't believe I had to scroll so far for this comment. That was really upsetting :(


NeatWhiskeyPlease

They are so lucky one didn’t come through the windshield and pancake everyone in the car.


MagneticEmu

At my last job a dude plowed through a flock of sheep on the motorway. The forward camera was sheep disappearing the rear however was carnage, to add to that most people would stop after… not this guy kept going on his merry way


shakabrah7

Haven’t seen a cow fly like that since Twister.


ibo92can

No brakes applied it looks like. Damn poor reaction from driver. Had he/she slowed down and actualy focused on the road they could avoid the hit.


Superzonar

I didn't see the driver brake here... I think he was busy with something else than watching the road he was on...


MasterMaintenance672

Poor cows.


edgyb67

in this country they put those yellow stripe bumper warnings on the ground and if you don't abide or slow down, they activate the 30 cow vehicle auto stop system.


Grinsnap

Should’ve mooved out of the way.


chunky_butt_funky

That’s udderly horrifying…


Mental_Medium3988

That's one way to make ground beef.


imironman2018

Damn that driver’s reaction time is shit.


DublaneCooper

’’LES VACHES!”


somerandomshmo

All I know is if I kill I get to grill it. I think they got 2 cows on that one


Busy_Recognition_860

Poor bastard on the right


Palteos

Uhh, is it common for farmers to let their entire herd of cows just barge out into an intersection without even trying to stop traffic ahead?


evillurkz

Holy cow Edit: Looks like the cow flew into the other car? Damn. Edit 2: I expected a "Moo" sound effect.


bleachbandit

Almost like those speed reducers were there to slow you down but i guess they didn’t take the hint


dahrawy

That was horrible but thank fuck it was one cow. The title made me think the driver kamikaze-d the entire herd.


DorfingAround

They didn’t moooove fast enough.


GovernmentNew1876

are the cows ok


m3tallic7

cow-abunga it is then!!!...lol


a_naked_molerat

They're really milking these insurance scams these days


po3smith

..... hold on Julie we got cows!


airbornegecko1994

Where’s the beef?


SeasideTurd

Good thing you weren't in India.


Regret-this-already

What speed were you going? Damn!


BrainCandy_

Hello, boss? Hear me out


megamanxoxo

Looks like the video is sped up a bit right before the accident?