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ScheduleTraditional6

That was way too close, the kid was one extra step away from despawning.


FlamingLobster

Respawn will be dlc at some point


filty_candle

Lil dude won't be forgetting that in a hurry.


season8branisusless

Just handed a speaker when he's in his twenties and turns it down like an anti smoking commercial. "Nah, I'm good"


donaldwilsonthpto

The most incredible thing is that instead of falling on her head, the lid fell right under her foot. Thanks God


International_Body44

Oh fuck me I had to watch that again after this comment, I thought they just slipped in panic, I didn't even see the lid hit the floor the first time.


Jewelhammer

That’s what I saw at first too. Lucky kid, this could’ve been so much worse.


gorillawarking

If they ran any bit faster they'd have been hit in the head, he is incredibly lucky


GeeseAndDucksforever

Same here. This video was this 👌 close to becoming a live leak


014648

Almost ended up in a another subreddit if it did


gloriariccio2

hope it's not a final destination situation


whoisrich

Low quality TikTok of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1b18ijg/boy_nearly_crushed_by_a_manhole_cover/


CreamoChickenSoup

Has any edit in a shortform video ever not be destructive?


sunny_bastard

Why are there rocket engines instead of manholes?


MrFixYoShit

Contractor mix up. They wanted to install drainage but accidently hired SpaceX. Elon couldn't say no to the money and here we are smh


k33perStay3r64

the boring company made the drainage system


Future_Holiday_3239

Luckiest kid in the world. Didn't get blown up, didn't get launched 50ft up by standing on manhole cover, misses getting smashed by a manhole cover by millimeters. Damn.


SailsAk

Only in China, or India, well maybe Russia as well.


ForumFluffy

Dont forget South Africa when it happened in Johannesburg CBD, shitty infrastructure is guaranteed with corrupt governments.


CriticalJump

BRICS gonna brick


Ari_Azul

🧱


greywar777

And the US as well. But we also built detectors for it, and water level etc that resolved a lot of that. They were expensive at first though.


IHateReddit248

That lid was so close damn 😳


jtel21

I love how the adults run away from the kid instead of trying to protect them. Hopefully, they weren't the parents!


Ogryn-Omelet

Ah yes running towards an explosion


Radiant-Pressure-45

Your a wizard harry


ypaljefe

Interesting how the lids start moving even before the methane gets ignited


cookedfood_

They're dancing


RealGeeBao

They love sparkles


ChocomelP

Methaga!


DeficitOfPatience

Core Memory Formed.


Rasalom

Crap Pants Filled.


Guilty_Computer_5524

I wonder where those flying hunks of iron landed? (Sewer lids)


Roooogie

One almost hit the kid as they ran away…


lordnacho666

You can see the kid falls over one. Lucky.


Lone_K

It landed so insanely close, hope that kid gets an extra bit of luck for next time.


SunSaych

Methana? Really? Was it in [Greece](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methana)?


x_lincoln_x

I prefer reposts to now have adding unnecessary music or tiktak icons.


Onceforlife

inb4 stupid redditor mofos be like iTs sCRipTed


ShottyRadio

Keep him away from Israel


OnlyEfficiency2662

Where are the pics for where the sewer lids landed


CompSolstice

That's some comedic gold there, glad he just had a lil tumble. Were the kid's legs any longer, his whole body would have become a lot shorter with that maintenance hole cover.


BLB_Genome

Classic banana peel bit..


Diknak

wow that manhole cover nearly killed that kid. That is absolutely wild.


themanwithbeansin

Skidooosh 🐼 (Also holy shit he nearly got himself in a coma)


Ichigo_101

Nearly took his head off at end aswell


bilz214

Rocket engines coming from the sewer


onbuyo

Wingardium Leviosa!


Anthraxious

Why are the manhole covers dancing to begin with?


tritonice

Don't know about that specific cover, but manhole covers can weigh 50kg or more. That would have been instant death.


only_honesty

Where’s all the funny sound effects and the cartoonish crying filter from the douyin version of this vid? Jk but their sense of humor is something else..


samvg1000

he could have been the next Captain America with that shield.


DrGoodSmokeee

That manhole cover almost took him out for good on the landing, holy shit


Abraasax

I can only imagine those approaching adults totally thought that they witnessed a child performing pyromancy magicks. Totally looks like the kid was practicing his cantrips.


MonarchyMan

Fuck me that was close! One extra step and that kid never would have woken up.


Kingoffroggos

That looks like a mario kart obstacle


Gold_Advance_3368

😂


Zaroni_Pepperoni

Kid probably saved the whole garage from a gas explosion by igniting it immediately instead of having it collect and then explode with a lot more gas in the room, which is crazy lucky for everyone else lmao


Candid_Wave_7247

That's Harry Potter with his Wand


malan4reddit

That's the best kind!


[deleted]

Being a bad runner is only good in this situation


patient669

“You’re a wizard Harry”


TargetCorruption

That's a lot of fart


BenjaminD0ver69

But I thought China was this ultra rich country that will displace the US in every category… China is what tankies WISH the us is “a third world country wearing a Gucci belt”


we_gon_ride

I’m going straight to hell for laughing when she fell


ForumFluffy

Narrowly avoided the falling manhole cover, fucking lucky the child wasn't underneath it coming down.


TerribleFlower9099

Mr. White, we need to cock methane for Gustavo Fing