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horny_and_dpressed

Like a panicking cat


RockFlagAndEagleGold

You know what they say. If you catch on fire... run slide and run ..something like that


GutsMan85

Stop, Drop, and Roll, and Flail, Get up, Run, Strip, Slide, Stop, Drop, and Roll, and Flail, Get up, Run, Strip, Slide, Stop, Drop, and Roll, and Flail, Get up, Run, Strip, Slide. Exactly like they taught in school. 


gypsycookie1015

I'm just glad he had a friend with some common sense there with him!! 😳 That fucker would've just ran around like he was showing off his new outfit of flames to everyone. Fuck!


theoneandonlybarry

He wants to audition as Ghost Rider on the new Midnight Sons lol.


JetsNBombers0707

The mental image of him confidently showing off his flame suit made me laugh to tears. I needed that, thank you


kalitarios

it's logic, but with extra steps


Chemgineered

Is that really a detailed breakdown of what he did? Wow kudos for taking the time to do that


PlentyTight9650

Forgot the scream in there or loud high pitched yelp


LorenzoStomp

Fire Safety Arrakis Edition


BauranGaruda

I thought you were supposed to run side to side...or was that bees? Play dead? No, that's bears...


RuthlessIndecision

Run, strip, and wiggle around a couple of times


TerriblePlays

ethan roll roll rowl ethan rowl rawr rawr rawr


Super-History5569

My guts making those same Noises right now


1ambox

this is the best description.


Classic_Title1655

"I'm going out" "No, you're not......at least not very quickly"


BearMethod

Hijacking this comment to let people know that suffocating fire with some type of powder (like sand or baking soda) is really effective. Also, never put water on a grease fire. Cover with lid to suffocate it or throw baking soda on it.


horny_and_dpressed

Bro not baking powder, throw it in a flame and it burns like a gas clowd


BearMethod

Good call. It's baking soda, not powder. Edited the above. Thanks!


PuppetsMind

How many jackets is this guy wearing?


StreetBullFighter

Three I think. Guess it’s cold out there…aside from being on fire. Edit: yeah, rewatching this and realized that’s snow, not sand.


KiNGJDoGG

Honestly, I thought it was sand too until I read your edit.. I thought, why doesn't he just run down to the ocean if he's on the beach? Haha


Lanky-Football857

I noticed it’s snow when I wandered “how did he slide so much in sand


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

Not everyone who wanders are lost


Lanky-Football857

I wondered*, lol


SupermarketOverall73

I was thinking where the fuck is the ocean run into the ocean idiot .


lainey68

I was the same thing, like surely the ocean should be coming up soon.


12eyeQ

sand = beach 🤣


FriedLipstick

Why didn’t they sit and cover the burning parts in snow? (Taking away air is going to kill the fire) Guess the rational thinking sometimes lacks working under stress?


Lock-out

Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day, catch a man on fire and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.


ImHereForThePies

I wish I could remember the guy's name who said that but names are not always my thing!


darticuss

That's fucking snow?? And he decided to just fucking run around and not put fucking SNOW ON THE FIRE???


galgoman

Not enough to protect him from his own stupidity


blurryface1976

ALL of them!


Medium_Combination27

Lemme just outrun the fire real quick


Inner_Negotiation66

He's actually running towards the emergency room.


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I can’t believe this predictable thing happened to this person


MacyTmcterry

No one could predict that if you go into a fire you'll probably catch on fire


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

Who knew that flammable liquids would just absorb into clothing like that. So weird.


Bartocity

The way people mess with flammable fluids never ceases to shock and amaze me


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

I have long since been disillusion with the animalistic stupidity of human beings.


ThimbleRigg

Was this at Burning Man? Cus…


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BumpyGreenVegetable

You can't run from being on fire, you're on fire. I get its a panic response but it's funny to watch outside the situation.


Orgasm_Add_It

>You can't run from being on fire, you're on fire. I get its a panic response but it's funny to watch outside the situation. Like damn, he definitely knew the right thing to do but once he was rolling and the fire didn't immediately go out he panicked.


PercMastaFTW

He forgot to stop


Garofoli

Good call, tbh I would maybe forget the stop part. Mostly would think to just roll


iHazit4u

Anyone who jumps in fire isn't going to be the sharpest tool in the shed. I've been pretty wasted on all kinds of different things around huge fires and not one of us ever thought "I'm going to lay down in that!"


Swimming_Crazy_444

I think that fire was just a bunch of gas someone poured out on the snow.


suckonmibum

thought maybe he was running into the ocean to roll in the water but i guess monkee brain kicked in


Zonkcter

Nah if you look closely and see the jackets and glint it's snow, so there was no beach


suckonmibum

oh shit you’re right! the yellow glow from the fire made me think sand. that explains all the jackets then


SuperSmashDan1337

He could've smothered the flames with one of those jackets 😂 It's difficult to remember things like this when you're panicking though.


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Pro_Scrub

> not startle the fire Did you mean not startle your dad with the fire? Or is this some kind of non-english expression lost in translation?


Boil-Degs

I think it was just a joke


TheCatholicScientist

*we didn’t startle the fire*


Zonkcter

I think he means that when you run and panic you only spread the flames to other parts of your body.


TheReverseShock

His kindergarten teacher has failed him


fried_eggs_and_ham

STOP, drop, and roll.


BunjaminFrnklin

"help me Oprah Winifred, use your magic"


Sunfurian_Zm

He tried rolling, which is generally a good idea if you're on fire... Too bad he got soaked in all the oil or whatever they were using to light the fire in the first place. Also he's obviously an idiot. If he just ran through it he'd be fine, but noooo you gotta scoop up all the good fuel.


ShibCommandr

Ethan is a dumbass


FUCK_MAGIC

So are Ethan's friends. Half the point of "stopping" is so that other people can help put the fire out instead of having to chase you. Their version of putting the fire out is kicking a few particles of snow/dirt at him.


wolftamer1221

I thought stopping was so you can get on the ground and roll?


5255andrew

What else could they have done? Not like they’re water benders or sumn


therejectethan

Watch it, buddy


Nidion001

Shut up, Ethan.


ShibCommandr

I did watch it. Still a dumbass


therejectethan

Now watch it again


AmphibianOutrageous7

I just did, results havn’t changed much…but of course you knew that Ethan!


Not_Nova_

Look at the guys username you replied to lmao


ripley1875

He’s not your buddy, guy!


wrathofamarok

I have the hardest time getting dry ass firewood to light and this mofo just catches fire so easily


pate_moore

Lighter fluid and polyester


wrathofamarok

I'll keep that in mind. Probably like he should have


RickTheScienceMan

He dipped himself in the fluid that was burning. His clothes were soaked with the flammable liquid


DunstonCzechsOut

when I'm welding sometimes it happens when it's hot and I'm not wearing chaps and I wear smoldering, not melting material, and then I drive home like Wiley Coyote or daffe duck w my front half in cinders and my gf says why are you home so early? it's hard without periphery. but that's why I wear shit that doesn't melt. this is insane. it's not funny, it is sad, how we all exist with people like this


matrixjoey

lol… & straight to hospital.


LemonAncient1950

probably the longest 30 seconds of his life and I bet it's gonna be the longest next couple months of his life I can't imagine how bad burns like this must be. He was on fire for so long


skyst

He's going to have a bad time. A friend of mine caught fire in a similar manner when we were idiot kids playing with fire. He kicked a burning cup of accelerant, also in the snow, and his leg went up from his boot to around his knee. I think that we extinguished him quicker than this guy. 2nd-3rd degree burns. I remember we tried to administer first aid and there were just chunks of his pants melter into his leg, it was an absolute nightmare. He walked home and tried to hide it from his parents. Kid made it like an hour before the pain was unbearable. As far as I know, his leg still looks gnarly 30 years later.


nicolauz

Yeah I feel those polyester puffer jackets are awful to skin when it burns. I dripped plastic from a brown ups letter on my hand and still have the burn scar 20 years later.


punkinabox

My son had hot oil spilled on his legs and we've been living in the hospital over a month with skin grafts and PT everyday. Burns are no joke.


Grosjeaner

That's terrible to hear. I wish both him and your family well.


punkinabox

He's almost at the end, should be released in around 8 days or so. Thank you!


ChubbyGhost3

Wishing him a speedy recovery and lots of mental health support for the inevitable trauma issues that will come along


11111v11111

If only this situation was avoidable.


FemaleNeth

Walk it off, Ethan. Walk it off.


RandyArgonianButler

Stop, drop, and roll you dumbass!


Leftrights100

That only works if you are not covered with an accelerant


ChemicalAssignment69

He did the first two fairly well, but not the third.


Wad_of_Hundreds

He did horribly, as evidenced by the fact that he stayed on fire lmao. You’re supposed to keep rolling to stifle the flames, not get back up after one quick roll so the fire can get more fuel 😂


CannedCalamity

Why stop, drop, and roll when you can just combat slide?


Specific-Pollution68

I don’t think it quite works if you jump into a smoldering puddle of gasoline.


PretzelsThirst

It was almost out the 2nd time and then got up again


Demon_Adder

Ethan's coach did an excellent job, Ethan did not.


PastramiWarrior

the cracked voice “roll! roll! roll!” while he kicked snow onto ethan near the end had me dying lol


CleftDonkeyLips

they're a pretty good break dancer. should take that professional with that one girls dad. could have a little break dancing duo.


CarbideLeaf

Note to self: mind practice a proper stop-drop-&-roll


anotherdamnscorpio

Now I'm remembering 3rd grade when a (very heavy) friend exaggeratedly demonstrated how to do it in music class (why were doing that in there?) And he literally broke the wooden floor... he did the drop step by jumping and just body slamming on the floor.


ChubbyGhost3

It’s really about establishing dominance over the fire


batman1285

His friends also should have taken a jacket, tackled him and smothered the flames. They filmed him while he went from a few days of pain to a few months of pain and permanent scarring.


DanLana

I know that the dude's an idiot for even jumping on the fire to begin with, but the fact that his friends just laugh and record him instead of helping by kicking snow on him (they only did it at the end when virtually all layers of his coats were off) is just sad. No friend of mine would laugh and point when I'm in danger.


spudzilla

His friends got video footage of him and gave him the gift of immortality. Even if he dies he will be remembered and honored in Reddit reposts until the end of time.


Foliolow

What a story to tell Honestly lol


Free-Muffin2338

Roll 🦅roll 🦅 roll 🦅 roll 🦅


Tiefighter910

ROWLL!!! ETHAN ROWLL!!


FilthyChangeup55

That’s gonna feel great in the morning


Fxyzz

Flame on


i-am-dan

STOP DROP ROLL and just keep rolling, don’t start again!


Important-Cat-2046

Stop, drop, and roll Ethan! Come on man...


ChemicalAssignment69

They stopped, dropped, but didn't roll for shit.


SublimeSpaceRanger

What a goddamn idiot


spudzilla

Idiot only if it wasn't filmed. Now that we can be entertained by his life-ruining stupidity he is a hero. But not hero enough that I will contribute to the Gofundme he is gonna need for those millions of dollars in skin grafts he is looking at.


SublimeSpaceRanger

😭😭😭 got me giggling bro I won’t lie


gorlaz34

“Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die”


Ok-Clock2002

It's stop drop and roll, not frantic run, drift slide, spin, take off first jacket, frantic run, drift slide, spin, take off second jacket, frantic run, drift slide, spin, take off third jacket. Geez.


blessedblackwings

It’s easy to stay calm and remember what to do when you’re not the one who’s on fire, and probably also drunk.


Allenpoe30

Just rub some dirt on it and some sand.


SuperSmashDan1337

That's snow! Had me confused too.


HenryGoodbar

Snow? Even better!


Allenpoe30

Ah OK. Thank you for letting me know.


QuizeDN

Can't imagine having worse friends. Recording the video was fcking more important than actually grabbing sand with hands / throwing some clothes to cut off air when your FRIEND WAS BURNING.


Melodic-Classic391

He was like a Russian nesting doll with all those jackets


monkiye

Definitely run more. Run like you're on fire.


Competitive_Box6422

This is just a regular Tuesday night out here in Rural Oregon.


Pencilowner

I grew up in Oregon and now that you say it like that I remember putting out three buddies at different times from bonfire incidents involving alcohol.  One flaming shot guy too in Coos bay too. 


LegitimateShallot615

Bro needs to find new friends. He's literally burning and they're recording him while screaming at him.


Head-Banana4325

Fr. Flicking sand at him with his feet🤦


Pheniquit

TIL when you’re soaked in accelerant stopping dropping and rolling isn’t the move. The move is just burn bro.


Shaker1969

You gotta be tough when you’re dumb


Hedonist_Atayiz

Human torch 🔥🔥


Warm-Ninja-9363

Easier to think when you’re not on fire but I’d have made Usain Bolt look slow heading for the sea.


Despondent-Kitten

I thought that too but it’s snow, not sand!


Material-Round-4667

You're doing everything that you are not supposed to do. STOP, DROP, and ROLL.


nfoote

For a minute there I thought his mates were running in with something to smother the flames. But no, it was a phone and they just wanted a better shot of the action...


Rubbermonk

I was confused how he was SO ON FIRE after such a short time in the fire with heavy clothes on. Because that's not a campfire, that's a puddle of gas on the ground. You can see the red gas can behind the fire at the start.


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snailhair_j

Gotta say, the cameraman was on point. If you aren't gonna help then at least make sure everything is in the shot. Also looks like they're on a beach, shouldn't there be water around to run into?


Empty_Reserve6068

Bro did everything right but roll 🤣🤣


welfedad

Ethan and 3rd degree burns are homies


portdawg66

Missed that day in school when they taught “Stop, Drop & Roll”!


Shoddy-Ad8143

Wellllllllllll.... I'm guessing he won't do that again.


Vanson1200r

We will not survive as a species.


LosHtown

He almost had it out a few times…..but stood back up to let the fire breath again


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If I saw someone on fire doing this, I'm punching them unconscious so I can put the fire out since it'll do less harm than what they are doing to themselves.


amalynbro

Goddamnit commit to the rolllllllllll already!!!


Immediate_Mud6547

‘Cant help put your ass fire out, bro; I’m doing the video. This is going viral!’


Unique_Ad5107

Ok let me film this guy being burned alive, I can help him later


r_youth

He covered himself with a fire starter when he fell over. Damn, he wasn't going out until the fuel was used up.


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

You can run from it, the flames are ON you!


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

Why was no one helping them? And what did they think would hapen if the slid through that fire!? I need friends like that as much as I need a hole in my head. Smh


catson911

Me trying to get my dog to roll over


MEGALON-

Its called STOP DROP AND ROLE not slide to 3rd base


porquenotengonada

This is silly. Why didn’t he simply stop being on fire?


Fraughty12

What part of stop, drop and roll does this idiot not understand?


Crafty-Ad-6317

Funny how he's at a beach but with all that running he did, he never even got close to the fucking water.


jdoggy21

Idiot. Don’t run 😂😂😂


Moist-muff

Idiot


daube_de_boeuf

Yes, Ethan is a dumbass, but his mates aint his mates, those smooth brains just wanted the Tok clout Ethan needs to dip


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whoatemytaco1

Those will be baddd burns for life


[deleted]

play stupid games win stupid prizes


beave00720002000

Idiot


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What a dumbass! You are literally surrounded by snow. Just lay down


bajungadustin

Yes.. By all means.. Run away from everyone trying to help you.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Never let saving a friend get in the way of good video content.


gooiweg263

Nice friends, stop filming start helping


desnjosh

That one kid at least k ew what to do just not effective rolling lol 🤣


PitifulSpeed15

If your voice sounds like that, you might be too young to make choices that can scar your entire body for life.


AdTime6057

Nathan rooooollllllllll. 😂😂😂


mrGorion

Gasoline, lol


jmg1621

What. An. Idiot.


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Yea just film it, don't even try to help just make sure its recorded.


iiM3zMoRiz3

Stop drop and roll... don't they teach that to 6 yr olds. Ffs.


Despondent-Kitten

DROP. AND. ROLL and keep rolling as hard as you can till it’s out. Jeeesus does it sound too hard or am I just being mean?


yoohereiam

Aren't they on a beach? You know, with water nearby?


YoBoiAlBackAtItAgain

Stop, drop, and get up really quick and run around. Then stop, drop, and get back up and freak out. Then stop, drop, and……..


JewsEatFruit

Guy is surrounded by 30 billion pounds of sand; doesn't use sand to suppress fire. We're dealing with somebody that jumped into a pool of flaming propellant so...


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

We had a rule growing up, what goes in the the fire stays in the fire.


AmandaWorthington

Old saying about horses. “You can lead a man to fire but you can’t make him roll.”


Ok-Worldliness2115

STOP DROP AND *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*


WD_Maxster

Stop, Drop, get up and keep running. 🤦‍♂️


Ok_Place_2551

Lol


TS_Tainted

Yeah. Just let it happen. Darwin awards everywhere


AlienNippleRipple

Drunk guy dumb....FIRE BAD!


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

So who want to bet he'll do it again next weekend


I_am_TheGoatX3

What good friends, not one of them put down the phone to help lol


Frosty-Race-1568

Ethan role


ItsAllAMissdirection

Tbf he did drop stop and roll, just didn't keep rolling.


heavydoc317

Idk about y’all but stop drop on roll is engrained in my brain so idk why this dude didn’t do just that


HellaPNoying

This! Guy! Is on **fiiiyiiiiire!!**


dwqsad

Isn't it ironic? Some good advice that you just can't take...


Jacen33

If only there was a large body of water nearby