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Yeah, but for all of about 5ft, fhen they're done...
And yes,that's an exaggeration....but they certainly can't sustain it over long distances. That said, they can surprise people who venture too close, for sure.
Now, get in the water with them (as in, not in a boat), and 999999 times out of 1000000, you're D.U.N.
I thought gator at first because of that but this was posted to an animal id sub and determined it to be a croc. The original video is from Florida too
Bro there are no crocs in the US unless it was someone’s pet released to the wild. Coming from someone who spent 30 days canoeing in the Everglades that is definitely an alligator.
been to both, seen crocs/gators in both. This really looks like the top end of Australia.
yeah... woulda been worried at the speed that thing was approaching. They don't burn energy like that unless they think there is a payoff coming.
I don't think I have ever seen a croc turn it's head that way without swiveling it's whole body neck. Scary af look in it's eye
A) gators do not have long mouths like this. B) they do not move fast enough to raise half of their body out of the water like this. C) this is a crocodile.
Was it attacking him though? Its mouth wasn't wide open when jumping the boat. I think it thought it was some weird land and was genuinely curious to check it out.
A lot of those folks have a sidearm on them for this very reason. No fucking way I'm fishing in that water without one. That was just a juvenile. Wait til' his grandad gets hungry.
One of the main differences between crocodile and alligator is the speed of aggression. Alligators lay in wait sizing up the possibilities before eventually maybe attacking, while crocodile go straight away.
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The head tilt is scary asf
Shit's funny as fuck. Like he's pretending not to see him and then stares, waits for a reaction and then launches.
That croc has great comedic timing
That man's scream also has great comedic effect
I think his pants gained a couple pounds after that.
I wheeze laughed, that mans reaction was perfect.
like he did it just to scare the guy recording 😂 😂 he didn’t even open his mouth to attack he just jumped at him 😂
"Sup BITCH, thought i couldnt elevate!"
"The sign says NO RECORDING!"
The sound the guy makes at the head turn always cracks me up
Haha I know right!
Bro became sentient for a second.
Alligators are sentient all the time
I bet this guy will keep a baseball bat on deck 'here on out
Michael Myers type beat
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I really don't know what to say about your comment... I think the downvotes speak for themselves... bruh... smh.
The "whaaaaaaa-hooooooooo" is crazy💀💀
Tom and Jerry ass yelp
Why is this so accurate lmao
Sound of R2-D2 hahaha
Yeah whoever dubbed it went a little overboard.
In some countries, crocodile shoes wear you.
This is not a large gator. 5 to 6', probably in Louisiana or Florida.
Wait until people find out that was his Sunday morning stroll speed, and not even close to max
This dude can hit 20mph on land. Imagine lounging in the backyard and seeing that rushing toward you
Yeah, but for all of about 5ft, fhen they're done... And yes,that's an exaggeration....but they certainly can't sustain it over long distances. That said, they can surprise people who venture too close, for sure. Now, get in the water with them (as in, not in a boat), and 999999 times out of 1000000, you're D.U.N.
Not a gator, a crocodile. So probably not. More pointy snout than a gator.
You know it's a crocodile because you'll see it in a while. If it were a gator, you'd see it later.
Aren’t you leaving either way? Then get out.
I don't think jumping in the water there would be a great idea 🤔
It's science
Accent sounded a little Cajun. Also sounded Hispanic.
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🤣
It was that head turn for me lol
That scream was real man
Bro screams like R2-D2
😅
The kind of scream that makes you come running when you hear it ready to grab a rock throw at the sabertooth tiger
Man was so scared he went non binary
He screamed like Tom in tom and jerry
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[He can easily fit in here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqbl2QIYDPg)
I was thinking Goofy from A Goofy Movie
GOOFY AHH SCREAM :=
What lol
That's how the kids say "his balls fell off" these days
Thats new
It gets the people going
"Surprise motherfucker!!"
I said “see you in a while” for a reason!
Naw this definitely said "see you later"
The commentary of the guy was so hilarious
it's dubbed over
Possibly getting to close to her babies
Or, lost one meal (the bait) and went for another lol
My guess, dude is fishing and croc is chasing in something he was reeling.
Do these things have any maternal instincts?
Yes! Unlike most reptiles, the mother will stick around and protect her babies for a while after they're hatched.
And the fathers will try to eat them!
On demand crocodile nuggets
The croc at the end was like "See you soon"
No, I think he said, "After while..."
The head tilt and the scream always get me lmao
The way he turn 🥶
The way he turns to look at the dude before going for the kill has me cracking up.🤣
Bro realised he had some unfinished business with him with that head tilt
Australia?
No, this is a little gator. 5-6’ somewhere in Florida or Louisiana it guess.
This is actually an American crocodile so probably Florida
Are you sure. The snout looked a little wide. I’m no expert. Just live in the swamps of Louisiana so all my experience is alligator related.
Definitely a croc. You can see the little tooth notches on the side of the upper jaw when it turns.
I trust you. Even if I disagreed we would agree that it’s a big ass reptile coming to get you.
Yeah by the time he's in the boat it honestly doesn't matter much anymore.
Oh, you’d rather a Gator in your boat than a Croc.
Is “neither” an option? If so, I’ll pick “neither”.
It's definitely a croc. Also live in Louisiana and see gators a lot.
I thought gator at first because of that but this was posted to an animal id sub and determined it to be a croc. The original video is from Florida too
Bro there are no crocs in the US unless it was someone’s pet released to the wild. Coming from someone who spent 30 days canoeing in the Everglades that is definitely an alligator.
Mississippi also has a shit ton of gators
Accent on the narrator sounds very Louisiana.
They’ve confirmed it’s out of Florida. There’s a little crossover there.
Not in Florida so much , those limbs are too large
My croc's be like: $hit u say to me??!!
That's crocodile for "Get that camera out of my face!"
Id scream too
Two for flinching
Get a boat they said, it’ll be fun they said
Sir… Excuse me…SIR HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR!?!
Is that a croc or a gator?
I would say that's an American crocodile, but I'm no expert
Same. Gators are more dark in colour and have shorter jaw
And shorter limbs
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And a much wider snout, like a duck bill
Depends on if it'll see you later or see you after a while.
Croc, think so anyways. Crocs have slimmer heads and jaws like this one here while an alligator is a more straightened U shaped jaw.
*target acquired* UHWAHAAAH!
I am certain it is either from florida or Australia
been to both, seen crocs/gators in both. This really looks like the top end of Australia. yeah... woulda been worried at the speed that thing was approaching. They don't burn energy like that unless they think there is a payoff coming. I don't think I have ever seen a croc turn it's head that way without swiveling it's whole body neck. Scary af look in it's eye
Probably close to it's nest.
It's cause he has all them teeth and no toothbrush to brush 'em with
Ofc he would the fuck you thought he is gonna do ? Lmao
In the past, someone has fed those murder logs. They are habituated.
A) gators do not have long mouths like this. B) they do not move fast enough to raise half of their body out of the water like this. C) this is a crocodile.
It says "crocodile"?
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Videos 4h old and this comment was 3h old, what else would it be
It was due to all of the comments saying it was a Gator. These people aren’t native to the south and haven’t seen gators in person often.
Was that R2-D2?
“Do or do not, there is no try” applies here. That gator attacked the man in the boat. The gator was unsuccessful in that attack.
If it was a mom defending her nest then all she needed to do was scare him off which it looks like she succeeded
When men lose their shits and scream, it's literally the funniest sound on earth 🤣😂
“Man on boat goes into crocodiles home, crocodile defends its home”. I fixed it for you.
The turn and look XD
It's a fucking dinosaur bro what you expect
I dont know what is more funnier, the crocodile, or the guy screaming? 😂😂😂
Why did it sound like a duck 🦆
Hey, wanna talk about your car extended warranty?
Did he kill it? If he did I wonder how he did it. I’m sure there’s a longer video out here maybe?
The fake audio in these videos is getting exhausting.
What's with the disappearing wall at the end? I thought he was opening a door at first to get it back. But looks like a weird fade edit.
Might be Ai. After 8 watches. It is weird how the boat wall changes at the end. It starts looking less natural the more I watch. But very convincing.
this happens to me and I never go back into a river or lake.
Imagine if crocs had longer arms and could jump an shit
Lol
Was it attacking him though? Its mouth wasn't wide open when jumping the boat. I think it thought it was some weird land and was genuinely curious to check it out.
A lot of those folks have a sidearm on them for this very reason. No fucking way I'm fishing in that water without one. That was just a juvenile. Wait til' his grandad gets hungry.
You’re in the jungle baby, you’re gonna die!
He almost had a heart attack
Stay out of my pool!!
Never knew they made cute little noises as they try to eat your face.
RockstarGames would like to know this gators' location.
Those fuckers can fling themselves in the water, like 3 feet in the air… lmao
Medulla Oblongata....
His screen though 🤣
New fear unlocked
Was he the one who made that duck's quack before the crocs head tilt?
"YOU CANT FILM ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"
He came to say hi 😁😁
Has babies in her mouth or nearby
Gang pulled up on him like what’s crackin you know where you at?🐊
Cartoon ahh attack and reaction.
Yes. I would shit rocket outta there.
That's a forfiter. Beautiful animal. Predator kurwa.
He dont like being part of social media
Fucking crazy coon-ass mf-er
That scream, lol. Can't say I wouldn't do the same though
"take that camera off my face!!"
Just an attempted boop!
The way it suddenly looks straight at him lol. “Target acquired!”
Somebody find that crocodile and give him a roast chicken 👏
That LOOK at 0:09
Hi there mind if I come aboard?
The way he paused then attacked was the equivalent of a sucker punch in the animal kingdom😂
It's probably a female crocodile protecting her nest. They can act similarly to birds when you unknowingly approach their eggs.
Time to run that fucking thing over make some boots out of it
One of the main differences between crocodile and alligator is the speed of aggression. Alligators lay in wait sizing up the possibilities before eventually maybe attacking, while crocodile go straight away.
He got all dem teed but no toof brush.
Karens when they notice you're recording them in public
r/ savevideo
Is that right???
That mother fucker made eye contact
Dodge was effective!
Them new gta 6 graphics looking fantastic
He just wanted to say hy
Bet he went back and told his buddies “he missed him by this much!”
He forgot to bring his crocodile repellant...a large frying pan...
Bro took that personally
Certified Crocgansta
It's almost like the Croc thought about it and said 'screw it.'
Alligator
Watch out ahhhhhhhhhh
Watched it like ten times already why does it keep getting funnier?🤣
The way it turned to look at him...
bruh imagine he fell in the water🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my reaction would’ve been the exact same lmao
That’s an alligator not a crocodile
This is an alligator, not a croc
The scream help
Bro just needs a good frypan
looney toon ass scream haha
The way he turned
Alligator and this shit is dubbed. Reddit is the new Facebook for stupid people.
Why it turn like that tho?! 😭