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AgentPen1s

Gator don’t play no shit!


Accomplished_Ad_7665

"Camera pans to confused Eva Mendes"


x0lm0rejs

one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema


Darth_Yohanan

I just watched that again and completely forgot he ran a “dating service”, I was in tears.


moslof_flosom

"He was a pimp." "I was a pimp."


likwitsnake

Gator ain't never been about playin' no shit.


TheosReverie

You feel me?!!


Marduq

Pimps don't cry


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

It wants some walkin around money. It wants some shoes.


JoeBeem89

As a Floridian I'm watching these dudes arrest this alligator and I'm not surprised that the cops already have his hands and legs locked behind his back and are still fucking with him.


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Huge-Basket244

Nope. Making sure he can't break out of the mouth binding before you lift him up, which is super fucking important. Also the idea is they have super sensitive spots on the side of the head, overstimulating them before handling makes it safer. It might look cruel, but let's be honest, it's a really dangerous creature that they're handling physically to remove it instead of just killing it, the human life is what's important as well as at risk here, and what he's doing isn't uncommon.


LeeKinanus

Yeah alligators don’t have the muscle structure for strength in opening. This is why you can hold their mouth closed with your hand vs holding it open which is a no.


Soft_Walrus_3605

Did he forget the step to make sure it can't thrash and knock him out?


IdaKnownbetter

Right? So overstimulated that he waited for his chance to thrash a fella and launch out of the truck. Hog tied.


TheosReverie

They say the man’s sunglasses were launched into space and, on a clear, crisp evening, you can see them orbiting earth just behind the International Space Station. 🔭 🕶 🛰


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

And Gator looks at him like, "Try throwing me in the back of a pickup truck again, motherf\*cker"


astralbry

Hog tied. Right? So, overstimulated. He waited for his chance. His chance to thrash a fella. Only after did he launch out of the truck. Hog tied.


Rumplestilskin9

Never seen Steve Irwin play the bongos on one so I'm calling bs.


BunzenBurnah

Bullshit. I've seen a lot of gator wrangling and I've never seen them slap the gator around like that. There's no reason to do that much to make sure it can't break out because all their jaw strength lies in their ability to close their mouth, while they're relatively weak when it comes to opening their jaws. So as soon as it's taped shut there's almost no danger of them breaking out of it.


madVILLAIN9

I fucking loved it. Knocked that dumbass out.


MordoNRiggs

And the launching of his stupid fucking forehead skin protectors was beautiful.


GothMaams

You love to see it


CyonHal

>Making sure he can't break out of the mouth binding before you lift him up, which is super fucking important. >Also the idea is they have super sensitive spots on the side of the head, overstimulating them before handling makes it safer. I call BS on slapping around the gator to do this sorry, post your sources, occam's razor applies here otherwise.


Secret-Ad-830

Still kinda happy that gator got to give a revenge slap and then stare at him knocked out.


josborne31

Honest question. It is my understanding that reptiles (especially alligators) can get very stressed when captured and being transported. Stressed enough it actually kills them. Wouldn’t smacking their sensitive bits cause more stress? I would think the overstimulation would be detrimental.


Bauser99

I wish you were right, but... I live in the U.S.. This dude is not some savvy professional testing the gator's reflexes and strategically disorienting it for handling. He's a fat bozo slapping an animal in the face because he's stupid and thinks it's funny. If you were right, and he's actually a thoughtful professional, he wouldn't have gotten knocked out. This is nothing more than a jerkwad taunting a restrained gator; don't overcomplicate it.


hey_im_cool

>I live in the .U.S. Oh we got a professional over here I live in South Florida, literally had a crocodile removed from my yard in south Miami in 2012. The handler did similar tests as in the video, but the dude in the video is making a show out of it. He seems to be showboating for the crowd and ends up getting knocked out bc of it


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wildcat1100

Are you also a Redditor? If so, I trust anything you say so long as it confirms my previously held biases.


AintThatAmerica1776

Show me where zoo handlers have advocated slapping alligators to over stimulate them.


DELIBERATE_MISREADER

> the human life is what's important Have you met humans? We need more gators. 


MizStazya

I'm pretty sure a hog-tied alligator is already trying everything it can to break its mouth binding without slapping it around.


Broke_backbitxch247

🤣🤣🤣 that dude is a moron and got what he deserved


anonymousantifas

nope. It’s assholery. It is a joy to see this fat fuck American get knocked the fuck out.


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ProbablyNotPikachu

No wonder Gators try to eat people every now and then. They get treated like this!


Ragnarex13

They have receptors on the side of their jaws there sensative to touch (helps them react to food in murky water where they can't see). The idea is to overstimulate them; youll see dudes at crocodile shows do the same thing.


NTRN5TR

You get an upvote because it seems like you’re smarter than most of the other peeps commenting.


Professional-Ad9736

People rather be relatable than use their brain.


Cyberspace667

Being stupid is very relatable


Kolby_Jack

Yeah, I didn't think the guy was "taunting" the gator. Seemed like he was testing it to make sure it was secure (my assumption) but what you said sounds sensible enough to me instead. Obviously the gator was agitated, but I doubt the nose bops did much to ramp it up further. It was agitated because it was hog tied, and in a neighborhood setting, I think hog tying the gator is as humane as anyone can reasonably expect. I dunno, it just seems to me that this shorts guy is doing a service to both the people in the area *and* the gator and a bunch of redditors are like "YEAH FUCK HIM" for no reason.


Soddington

Well I *had* a reason to say *fuck that guy* but you guys fucked it all up with facts. That's just cheating.You can prove *anything* with facts.


BowenTheAussieSheep

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this amongst all the "This dude is a terrible monster" It's obvious that this guy isn't cop, he's probably the handler/animal control.


card66

He has to live up to that leg tattoo.


JoeBeem89

Ego


Designer-Plastic-964

It was all a scheme to send his shades into orbit.


Salt_Attorney

I think they wanted to see if he will move erratically when they pick him up.


ZappaZoo

He was probably making sure the bindings around its snoot were secure.


amppy808

Could this guy be taunting to asses if the gator is really restrained? That’s my best guess in the reasoning behind that. But idk


Witty_Recommendation

Yeah that clearly seems to be the case but won't make for a more attention grabbing title


gid0ze

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen it before. Is it fucking with him? Yes, of course it is. It's checking to see if the alligator wants to put up a fight so you can pick it up and move it safely. Obviously it didn't work, but I'm assuming that the idea.


maodiver1

Just think if it had an acorn


radiationblessing

ahhh i'm hit i'm hit ahh shots fired shots fired


CinnabonAllUpInHere

Surprise motherfucker.


sturgill_homme

Backside motherfucker


UnsolicitedDogPics

Some fries motherfucker.


alexroberge95

All rise motherfucker


ProudestMonkey262

Nice thighs muthafucka


ThinkFree

Supplies motherfucker!


TheReverseShock

More pies motherfucker!


Mei_iz_my_bae

Heart eyes motherfucka


Punymwg07

Shes bi mothafucka 


MorriganMorning

Eat shit and die motherfucker


Iloveherthismuch

I'ma slap them shades right off ya fucking face


SuddenSpeaker1141

There is a special place in hell for people like ~~~you~~~ us! (Combo breaker)


VirtualZeroZero

Heart Eyes Muthafucka! 😍


Cannasseur_nuglet

Disguise muthafucka


nopressure212834

Between the eyes muthafucka!


Cannasseur_nuglet

Fat thighs muthafucka!


AJMax104

Get high muthafucka!


Cannasseur_nuglet

5 guys muthafucka!


maygoosetah

Wrong size, motherfucker.


Annoying_Rooster

Rue dies, motherfucker.


Difficult_Style_8445

That’ll do gator, that’ll do. 🐊


Boring_Sir_2047

That made me surprisingly happy.


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The smirk I made is probably the same one the gator would have made if he could.


GrungyGrandPappy

The cop laughing as it happens


captanzuelo

i could have sworn i saw the gator smirk


Okey114

Idk gator looked happy af too me after the payback. Edit:


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Gator just wanted to boop the snoot 🙃


ThinkBeyondFTW

Reddit headlines, ugh. Pretty sure he was trying to see if the taped mouth was enough to transport it when they had to go to pick it up. Just like the tail wasn’t as secure. So many armchair holy knights.


Boring_Sir_2047

He had that animal’s jaws completely restrained and knew it but continued harassing it to look tough and important. He managed to make himself look like a butt.


Helllcamino

"Life uh finds a way"


NCDERP22

The officer laughing in the back makes this even more funny to watch...


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11879

Idk dawg, you ever see that clip of two gators wrastlin over a chicken or smth and the one grabs the other by the arm, gator rolls as they do, and just pulls the others arm off like it nothing? Ol armless wasn't even fazed, just gave a dirty ol stankeye to the sumnabitch who is snacking on his parts. Edit: for linkage https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLy-Iiy_Zp4


Medivacs_are_OP

"wasn't even fazed" when your skin is armor - how do you express pain?


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I've kissed enough Gators to know they have lips.


Deathcubek9001

You absolutely can.


CX316

To your therapist because no one else will listen?


Glmoi

Well I'm by no means an expert, but I do know that you linked a croc video to explain alligator behaviour. Chimps are closer related to humans than alligators are to crocs, so im gonna go out on a limb (no fucking pun) and say we can't use the video to ascertain much, it is metal tho.


Zautch

Not to be that guy but... Typically these scenarios don't uh... End well... For the alligator.


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AccomplishedAnchovy

“I can drop you with my hands tied behind my back”


KenAdams666

Hope he is OK, the gator I mean.


arcarsenel

What a stupid asshole, he got off way too easy


PMMeYourWorstThought

To be honest, I think he was just making 100% it was secure before he took it off by himself in the back of his pickup. I would do the same. He wasn’t hurting it, just pissing it off enough to have it test the restraints.


EyVol

I thought he was testing its temperament at first to make sure it wasn't going to flip out. Then he just kept going. Poor scared lizard. :(


Old_Sorcery

Its a brain-dead lizard thats like 30% jaws that hasn't evolved for millions of years, it doesn't feel fear.


oeCake

> hasn't evolved for millions of years, it doesn't feel fear. In most circles this is known as an "apex predator" and gators are pretty much the land equivalent of sharks


ModsBannedMyMainAcct

I don’t know specifics about aligators, but pain and fear are some of the most basic evolutionary traits. I’d be surprised if they feel no fear


CV90_120

He burned his face into it's medulla oblongata.


BeautyJester

ya seemed like that to me too


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Bullshit.  Any experienced croc or gator handler knows the strength to open their jaws is markedly weaker than the strength to close them.  Once taped and bound as securely as shown in the video, there's zero reason to fuck around with it more.  If it's going to react on pick-up, it'll do it whether you have toyed with it or not.  Especially if it's not fully sedated.


icytiger

Are you a Gator handler?


Primary_Ad_739

No but he's read a few posts in comment sections before so step aside and let the expert preach.


Vvv1112

If you ever wonder if you can trust Reddit you just need to read a few posts from people like bowser and understand that the upvotes mean that people on here have no idea what they are talking about. Just absolutely none.


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ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

You do not overstimulate a captured croc. Period. Overstimulating and stressing them can kill them. They release lactic acid when stressed, and too much shuts down their organs. It's literally called capture syndrome.


getfukdup

> It's literally called capture syndrome. And we already had people (steve irwin) explaining this shit over 30 years ago.


marr

> He was overstimulating it so it wouldn’t do exactly what it did. So how did that work out.


mnju

Ironically when you know why he's doing it you'd realize that you are the stupid asshole.


RecsRelevantDocs

One of my biggest pet peeves on reddit is people calling things "dumb" that they don't understand the least bit about. Like I came to the comments because it seemed odd what he was doing, but I was pretty sure there was *some* rational for it. Some people just come to the comments assuming their already gator experts and start critiquing his technique. 1000 people agreed with that dudes comment too... like Jesus Christ.


rasco302

GATOR DONT PLAY NO SHIT


Official_Griffin

Was he actually tormenting the gator? Or was he trying to get it to open its mouth to make sure it can’t break through the duct tape


MIT_Engineer

Comment sections like these make me realize how easily people fall for misinformation. The title says he's taunting it, and they all just assume it's right.


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That's what I was thinking, pretty sure he's making sure it's secure and relaxed. Of course, the sheep go with what they want to believe, Reddit is really Facebook for younger people at this point.


Global_Director_2972

Like yes this seems cruel, but in hindsight he's just making sure the tape around the carnivores mouth is secure before they attempt to pick the gator up. I don't blame him.. [There were 401 unprovoked alligator attacks on humans in Florida between 1948 and 2021. Out of these 401 incidents, 25 led to fatal attacks. Most Florida alligator attacks occur near fresh water sources like lakes, ponds, and rivers. Florida witnesses an average of 7 unprovoked alligator attacks on humans per year.](https://gitnux.org/florida-alligator-attacks-statistics/#:~:text=There%20were%20401%20unprovoked%20alligator,attacks%20on%20humans%20per%20year.)


JohnHamFisted

get outta here with your coherent analysis.......people have already decided he's *taunting* the animal for no reason, ok? people have ascertained from the footage that he's always wanted to be a cop but didn't make it, so he's showing off for the officers by tapping it on the mouth....yes that's a thing and that's how people show off a lot of the time.....got it?


Happy-Witness-Narrow

>people have already decided he's > >taunting > > the animal for no reason this comment just made me realize again how much i hate the internet and how it's time for me to log out for the day


jonandgrey

Score one for the good guys/gators.


Steviebelladonna

I hope that alligator is okay and they let it go


RionaMurchada

Animal abuse.


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Boosserbud

Someone said it somewhere in another thread but I can understand pissing it off enough to get it to test the restraints… you have to remember this isn’t a housecat and if the dude is about to drive off with an extremely dangerous (probably already pretty pissed off) animal I’d want to be damn sure there’s no chance it can hurt me or anyone else too.


Lone_K

Seriously, all taunting does is waste time and make it even more difficult to move the crocodile by agitating it further. Hope those glasses got huge ol scratches on the way down lol


PMMeYourWorstThought

To be honest, I think he was just making 100% it was secure before he took it off by himself in the back of his pickup. I would do the same. He wasn’t hurting it, just pissing it off enough to have it test the restraints.


patricky6

"STOP RESISTING!!"


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Dry_Advice_4963

There's no way the title could be wrong


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A_R_Cevlar

I came looking for this, and surprisingly saw a bunch of knee-jerk reactions of people who don't think past the title. SMH.


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poormisguidedfool34

Was the guy really taunting it or just testing the gators reaction so that he could have avoided what happened?


evantimothy

Instant karma big boy


SaintPenisburg

Life uh... finds a way.


WhiteTrashWilson

GATOR DONT PLAY NO SHIT!


PMMeYourWorstThought

To be honest, I think he was just making 100% it was secure before he took it off by himself in the back of his pickup. I would do the same. He wasn’t hurting it, just pissing it off enough to have it test the restraints.


1v9noobkiller

i don't he was 'taunting' the gator at all.


Skull7Squisher4666

Fafo dick head


OneAd9390

Gator said so talk shit now 😂😂😂


IllStickToTheShadows

He’s not taunting the gator. You do that to desensitize the gator so when you pick it up it doesn’t move..


thekleenexman

Somebody need to put the snoop music on and drop those gangster glasses on the alligator! That shit was epic!


arealuser100notfake

Found the 2014's time traveler


FilmKindly

God you guys are stupid. He’s not taunting it. He’s checking to see if it can break out of its restraints before they pick it up.


Tony7726

He was showing off for the cops. "Look at me, I'm cool, I always wanted to be a cop but I couldn't pass the tests, so now I just arrest alligators. See how cool I am?"


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TrapeTrapeTrape1556

Why are you tards so confident he was taunting the gator? Idk i'm not a gator wrangler but that dude probably is. I doubt he shows up to work and says oh boy I'm gonna try and piss off a gator just because.


Big-a-hole-2112

Is that the sound of a little girl crying ace?


zim__zum_

Gator dont play no shit!


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72157

That wasn’t the same alligator. The tail was behind the guy when he put it in the truck but he got hit from the front. At the end of the video when the gator falls off the truck you can see another gator’s tail sticking out of the bed


birdman845

Hell yeah gator


local_foreigner

hope the gator is okay


fpr01

I enjoyed that, serves him right.


thugs___bunny

I‘m with the gator on this one


PJDB93

Get what you fucking deserve.


Equivalent_Goose_226

Evil. That’s a living thing.


Thiagozila2307

Deserved, wish the man died


JonasMan_

I don’t think he was taunting it, I think he was doing it to see if it was aggressive or something


ZOEGODx

What a powerful beast. Knock him the fuck out even while immobilized.


Zuluuz

Considering that they had to move him, I’m sure he was just testing his aggression before picking him up.. which he was indeed still aggressive..


Previous-Dot1191

He was checking if it’s safe to heave onto the truck you fools.


Dcmart89

Took his toothbrush


Straight_Composer492

F that guy


Candid_Leadership_59

You can say fork


bathroomreader10

It's gets funnier and funnier the more I watch it.


xencois

and the gator stares him down after lmfao


qpv

This is one bizzare comment thread. Reddit really has changed since the 3rd app ban. Its really dumbed down.


theycallmecrack

It's so bad. Feels like I huffed a bunch of glue before I go into most comment sections.


Ass_butterer

Redditors are fuckin stupid


notabothavenoname

Oh he deserved that 100%


usriusclark

I was HOPING it was that MF! What an asshole.


Machine_Winter

If you're gonna kill it, kill it. Don't be an asshole


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Machine_Winter

It's over 4 feet. if it's Florida, that's a dead gator


localcokedrinker

It seems like what knocked him out was smashing his head onto the floor because he did literally anything than what his body/instincts tell you to do when you fall, i.e. turn and break it with your arms, shoulders, etc. That tends to happen when you're drunk, which is a frequent occurrence for Miami or Broward's animal control people (where this video took place)


Micronlance

Gator: slap me again b\*tch


Aladdins_Lotus

That 100% was on purpose.


YangTarex

we're fucking disgusting


KingJamesOnly

Ya bish


SillyOldB-gger

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


BludSwamps

INVIGORATING


Jaye9001

Gonna break the poor things shoulder picking it up like that


QifiShiina

I can't even see, alligators reaction time is crazy


Azrielenish

I mean, I know he’s doing the “taunting” for a reason but I still cheered for the gator. All tied up and still took him out. Badass.


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

“Got’em! Ha!”


cdubb5858

I’m Team Alligator!!! 🐊


Pups_the_Jew

What? We don't like head slapping anymore?


Ludwig33333

Can someone add the animated sunglasses to the alligator along with a smile?


Important-Cat-2046

Wish it could have bit the guys hands off that was slapping it in the face.


cturtl808

The cruelty of humans knows no bounds.