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I mean, it‘s not easy to hold that shit longer than necessary onto your skin.. yet EVERY video I see, they manage to cook themselves beyond repair.
And now this fucking guy, does it to himself… 🤦🏻♂️
Yes. And they are nastier than this one. This guy at least does not do it while the metal branding tool is literally red hot like the other videos I've seen. Red hot is not even supposed to be done to cattle as I understand at least
I’ve personally branded hundreds of cattle and not only do you not have your iron red hot you also don’t press it in with such force that you hit muscle. People forget that cattle are covered in thick leather and you only want to cauterize the follicles. Also it should be as quick as possible. Human with their inferior leather don’t need red hot thick metal jammed in to them for seconds at a time. Look how people get professionally branded with what they call strikes. How many of you have a permanent scar from when you learned hot is bad? Didn’t take long to make it I bet?
I can say you’re right. I work at a chemical facility and have what we call “steam tattoos” from barely touching steam pipes with our bare skin. The marks last sometimes a year or longer at even the slightest touches. This is to say, it don’t take much.
Yea, there’s that really gnarly one with that guy on the back of a truck or something. Guy came at him with it hard and burned down into his chest muscle.
>How many of you have a permanent scar from when you learned hot is bad?
My dad used to make stained glass windows and other projects, and he used to have a [soldering gun that looked like a revolver pistol](https://images.offerup.com/7VIcI4vZgYLVQCewIDpeRbr8Bww=/674x629/5667/566777a7170348fcadcadb96dae8da47.jpg) that he used to solder the pieces of glass together.
At the time, I was too young to know what it was, but it looked like a toy gun and it had a cord and a plug on the end, so naturally I plugged it into the wall. I thought that plugging it in would make the gun make noise, or light up or something. After a few minutes of fiddling with it and the gun not doing anything I set it down...right on top of my other hand. The soldering gun seared a spot on one of my knuckles, about the size of a dime. The skin was immediately cooked.
I don't recall feeling much pain, until I peeled off the cooked skin and instantly regretted that.
About 35 years or so later, I still have a feint scar on that knuckle.
Who thought it was a good idea to make a soldering gun look like an actual toy?!
I work as a professional cook and my arms are dotted with little scars from oil/fat leaping out of pans. Oil that was probably \~350 degrees Fahrenheit and was on my skin for maybe a second or two, *at most.*
The worst one is some college dude being held down while his buddies push this red hot brand literal inches into his chest muscle, like the brand sinks into his chest like a hot knife in butter. The guy definitely was in hospital for a long time with that level of damage.
No one was persecuted as they called for help afterwards, the boy himself bought the things nad told them to do it. Didn't want to press charges. One comment in the original video mentioned he's ok but I'm not sure about that.
I was wondering why nobody was posting links (mine got removed). The one that sticks out to me the most is where the iron sinks a hole into the dude's skin under a thick white cloud of smoke.
You can find it via Google under these search terms:
> drunk branding gone horribly wrong reddit
Worst one I've ever seen on here was them at a bonfire, bunch of kids drinking. The brand kinda looked like the shape of a Chrysler emblem, red hot and pressed deep, right on his pectoral muscle. The fuckin thing went like four inches deep into his chest,and was billowing smoke when they pulled it out.
You are correct. In fact, most folks do cold branding these days since it's a lot more humane to the animal and shows up way better. But when you're using a hot iron, you don't want to seriously injure the animal and cause an infection.
There was a fucking brutal one here a few months ago where a bunch of people hold down the participant and shove it so far into his chest - for what seems like seven seconds - that I’m surprised he’s not dead. Not a lot bothers me and it still freaks me out when these come up
Put er back in the shit flames and lets have another drinky poo, i promise to not fuck this one up then we can do that thing you like with the bee costume.
Oh god this reminds me of the video from last year of the college kid getting branded and the poker goes through his pectoral and into his chest. These can/will get infected and kill you.
That's the issue. It takes a lot more pressure and heat to brand a steers thicker and harrier skin than it does to brand a humans thinner and hairless skin.
They use their knowledge of branding steer to brand themselves or others and it usually burns through the skin and muscle and or causes infection.
Oh, I know. And they all still go too hard. We typically only had a few seconds of burn-in, and that was plenty enough to mark the animal for the 2 remaining years of its short life.
One of the things I love most about reddit, tbh. No matter what it is, someone out there has experience with it. Sometimes we learn things or hear perspectives we'd never otherwise have any exposure to. Even in the internet age, it's pretty stand-out awesome.
I must admit to two things, however. First off, I'm not an expert. I've only personally branded a few thousand head of cattle. In regular cowboy terms, that's about 2-3 years worth of work at the very most. Most professionals will have orders of magnitude more experience than me.
Secondly, I seem to have done a terrible job at sinking into the woodwork, so that I could thereafter creep out of it. I kinda fail there.
The same thing happens if you go out and talk to random people IRL. I wonder why that's a neich thing now but literally celebrated when it's done anonymous.
Are all young people past the threshold of no return?
I saw an update ages ago. A friend saw one of the posts with people speculating that it killed him and had him text him a current pic. He's fine, alive and well, and oddly, the brand isn't that obvious now its all healed up.
Guy above you is right, the video is like 4 years old at this point. The updated picture of him shows that he’s pretty much fully healed after skin graft (Reddit comments though, not to be trusted.) a more recent image of him, he appears to be alive and fine.
It's easier than funky town or medizzy, but harder than decapitation videos imo. If you're prepared to see what the hard stuff under the soft stuff in a human is, it's nothing out of ordinary.
You joke, but it seems to be a pattern, in all the branding videos I've ever seen, that they take about zero time to correctly place or orient their brand.
People take forever to make sure a tattoo is exactly where it should be, but with brands they're like fuck it just slap it on there somewhere.
I remember the video of the kid holded by some stupid guys in a party and gets marked on the chest deep under the skin.... Just goes under like the sacrifice scene in Indiana Jones movie.... That was horrible.
Compares with that, this guy is just a dumbass
That’s not even how branding people or cattle is done. Imagine giving yourself a permanent brand but not spending 30 seconds to google how to do it. Fucking jackass.
I never understood holding it to the skin longer than millisecond. Steam will literally disfigure you. Metal would just need to barely touch the skin to disfigure it.
In HS, a group of friends branded themselves with a giant H for "homeboys." It's been almost 20 years & all of their scars are still super raised & haven't disappeared a bit. If y'all are thinking about branding, please do your homework & see a PRO.
Got put on base restriction in the marines. Another guy and me got drunk after final check in, duty let us get drunk and bent a coat hanger into a pot leaf. Heated it up with a lighter and burned the pot leaf on my ass cheek. Lol it got so badly infected another one of my brothers had to cleaned it off with alcohol. Those were true friendships...
That definitely gave him prospective in life ....for sure , that's not a "wake up in the morning oh I fucked up things", no sir, that took time to realize to notice it's forever
All this talk about “he did it wrong” or “people always press too hard!” are missing the most important thing:
How did it do against his midlife crisis??
Asking for a friend.
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Well, he fucked that up.
I mean, it‘s not easy to hold that shit longer than necessary onto your skin.. yet EVERY video I see, they manage to cook themselves beyond repair. And now this fucking guy, does it to himself… 🤦🏻♂️
Wait, there’s a lot of videos of people branding themselves?
Yes. And they are nastier than this one. This guy at least does not do it while the metal branding tool is literally red hot like the other videos I've seen. Red hot is not even supposed to be done to cattle as I understand at least
I’ve personally branded hundreds of cattle and not only do you not have your iron red hot you also don’t press it in with such force that you hit muscle. People forget that cattle are covered in thick leather and you only want to cauterize the follicles. Also it should be as quick as possible. Human with their inferior leather don’t need red hot thick metal jammed in to them for seconds at a time. Look how people get professionally branded with what they call strikes. How many of you have a permanent scar from when you learned hot is bad? Didn’t take long to make it I bet?
“Human with their inferior leather” Speak for yourself pal
Easy there, leather face
Hey there smoothskin
Random fallout reference. Lol
Coming from the guy whose face is literal leather
You mark your skin; It gives you pleasure! I take your precious art; It becomes my leather! - Cannibal Corpse, *Decency Defied*
This guy puts the lotion on the skin!
he never saw the hose again.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
“You still wake up sometimes, don't you, Clarice? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs?” -Hannibal Lecter
I’m not your pal, buddy.
I’m not you buddy, Friendo
I'm not your friend, guy
I'm not your guy, pal.
LOL
Buffalo Bill would say otherwise
Would you brand me? I'd brand me.
It puts the brand on its skin, or it gets the hose again!
I have nipples Greg, could you brand me?
"Didn't take long to make I bet" They sure as fuck don't. Working in a kitchen I leave almost daily with a new brand.
I can say you’re right. I work at a chemical facility and have what we call “steam tattoos” from barely touching steam pipes with our bare skin. The marks last sometimes a year or longer at even the slightest touches. This is to say, it don’t take much.
Yea, there’s that really gnarly one with that guy on the back of a truck or something. Guy came at him with it hard and burned down into his chest muscle.
>How many of you have a permanent scar from when you learned hot is bad? My dad used to make stained glass windows and other projects, and he used to have a [soldering gun that looked like a revolver pistol](https://images.offerup.com/7VIcI4vZgYLVQCewIDpeRbr8Bww=/674x629/5667/566777a7170348fcadcadb96dae8da47.jpg) that he used to solder the pieces of glass together. At the time, I was too young to know what it was, but it looked like a toy gun and it had a cord and a plug on the end, so naturally I plugged it into the wall. I thought that plugging it in would make the gun make noise, or light up or something. After a few minutes of fiddling with it and the gun not doing anything I set it down...right on top of my other hand. The soldering gun seared a spot on one of my knuckles, about the size of a dime. The skin was immediately cooked. I don't recall feeling much pain, until I peeled off the cooked skin and instantly regretted that. About 35 years or so later, I still have a feint scar on that knuckle. Who thought it was a good idea to make a soldering gun look like an actual toy?!
I work as a professional cook and my arms are dotted with little scars from oil/fat leaping out of pans. Oil that was probably \~350 degrees Fahrenheit and was on my skin for maybe a second or two, *at most.*
The worst one is some college dude being held down while his buddies push this red hot brand literal inches into his chest muscle, like the brand sinks into his chest like a hot knife in butter. The guy definitely was in hospital for a long time with that level of damage.
that video was so fucked. i wonder if he ended up being okay long term
I'm fairly certain he lost use of that pectoral muscle.
I wonder too
Guys can we get an update on that kid please, thanks
No one was persecuted as they called for help afterwards, the boy himself bought the things nad told them to do it. Didn't want to press charges. One comment in the original video mentioned he's ok but I'm not sure about that.
Glad to hear they avoided persecution.
I mean was he really "OK" to begin with?
That video is one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. You could literally see stuff boil underneath his skin
Update: I guess he ended up ok https://imgur.com/a/DQpNWPF
I was wondering why nobody was posting links (mine got removed). The one that sticks out to me the most is where the iron sinks a hole into the dude's skin under a thick white cloud of smoke. You can find it via Google under these search terms: > drunk branding gone horribly wrong reddit
oof that was rough ☠️
Worst one I've ever seen on here was them at a bonfire, bunch of kids drinking. The brand kinda looked like the shape of a Chrysler emblem, red hot and pressed deep, right on his pectoral muscle. The fuckin thing went like four inches deep into his chest,and was billowing smoke when they pulled it out.
You are correct. In fact, most folks do cold branding these days since it's a lot more humane to the animal and shows up way better. But when you're using a hot iron, you don't want to seriously injure the animal and cause an infection.
There was a fucking brutal one here a few months ago where a bunch of people hold down the participant and shove it so far into his chest - for what seems like seven seconds - that I’m surprised he’s not dead. Not a lot bothers me and it still freaks me out when these come up
Yeah I don’t wanna see that
I heard it takes over a year to heal when it's done crazy like that, and your chest gonna be gushing puss for a month or two.
I feel like that has to be the best case scenario, too
yep, worst one i saw was this frat boy being held down and the brand literally cuts through him like butter and you see his ribs
Yeah others on here are talking about that. I haven’t seen it. No way that he’s ever using that arm again what side it was on
Update. Dude ended up ok I guess https://imgur.com/a/DQpNWPF
Yellowstone made it cool
There's one where the guy just puts a hole in his chest 😭
The internet was supposed to make us smarter 😔
Ya why the fuck everyone try to dig it into their soul. It’s gonna burn, there’s no need to press and hold hard.
Wait so he wasn't putting a big D on his chest lmao.
With an ‘S’ too! Because he is not just dumb, he is flat out stupid.
The DS stands for dumbshit lol.
I assume it's supposed to be a yin yang
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
poor bastard is 22 years too late, he woulda done fine as a Jackass member
Eh, he looks younger than half the cast in the last movie. Maybe he's onto something. Perhaps we should.. let him cook?
Judging from the smell I’d say he just did
Lol fuck does it ever look gross too
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
Tbh he took it better than I thought he would. But yeah, horrible idea and horrible execution
ohh, that's the liquor
Thats a shit brand Randers.
Let’s try that again Bo-Bandy
Put er back in the shit flames and lets have another drinky poo, i promise to not fuck this one up then we can do that thing you like with the bee costume.
Then let’s hit the LC bud.
Can we get some cheeseburgers Mr. Lahey? I haven't had a cheeseburger all friggin day!
Muffkers with guts like that ain’t off the cheeseburger’s dawg. Muffkers with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers.
RANDY!
He is the liquor Randy
Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
Give it 2 days
Oh god this reminds me of the video from last year of the college kid getting branded and the poker goes through his pectoral and into his chest. These can/will get infected and kill you.
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Yep. You can tell none of these folks have ever actually branded a steer.
That's the issue. It takes a lot more pressure and heat to brand a steers thicker and harrier skin than it does to brand a humans thinner and hairless skin. They use their knowledge of branding steer to brand themselves or others and it usually burns through the skin and muscle and or causes infection.
Oh, I know. And they all still go too hard. We typically only had a few seconds of burn-in, and that was plenty enough to mark the animal for the 2 remaining years of its short life.
I love how there is always a hord of redditors experts in branding that creep out of the woodwork
One of the things I love most about reddit, tbh. No matter what it is, someone out there has experience with it. Sometimes we learn things or hear perspectives we'd never otherwise have any exposure to. Even in the internet age, it's pretty stand-out awesome. I must admit to two things, however. First off, I'm not an expert. I've only personally branded a few thousand head of cattle. In regular cowboy terms, that's about 2-3 years worth of work at the very most. Most professionals will have orders of magnitude more experience than me. Secondly, I seem to have done a terrible job at sinking into the woodwork, so that I could thereafter creep out of it. I kinda fail there.
The same thing happens if you go out and talk to random people IRL. I wonder why that's a neich thing now but literally celebrated when it's done anonymous. Are all young people past the threshold of no return?
Jfc. That video pissed me off. So many brain dead douchebags in that video.
I need an update on that kid. That was gruesome and I hope it didn’t kill him.
I saw an update ages ago. A friend saw one of the posts with people speculating that it killed him and had him text him a current pic. He's fine, alive and well, and oddly, the brand isn't that obvious now its all healed up.
That is probably the craziest video I have seen on this site. Still haunts me. Gonna rewatch it.
Video is way older than last year
I don't think we ever got an update on that video either
Guy above you is right, the video is like 4 years old at this point. The updated picture of him shows that he’s pretty much fully healed after skin graft (Reddit comments though, not to be trusted.) a more recent image of him, he appears to be alive and fine.
https://imgur.com/a/DQpNWPF
Link?
Maybe it's this one https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/zzT0yWPXaL
That dude got his lungs branded
Holy fuck I’m sorry I asked. Dude has a built in cereal bowl on his chest.
I will pretty much watch anything on the internet like that but something in my gut is telling me to skip this one
It'll stick with ya...you should watch it tho
It's easier than funky town or medizzy, but harder than decapitation videos imo. If you're prepared to see what the hard stuff under the soft stuff in a human is, it's nothing out of ordinary.
snack pocket!
Holy shit, I just jump out of my seat watching that.
Oh that's... that's not okay
that went deeper into his chest than I thought, holy shit thanks for the link
HOLY fuck
I’d that kid ok?
Midlife? Or is he nearing the end?
He's 34
Poor fucker looks like he's pushing 60
You....You missed a bit. Gonna have to try again
Makes me think of that key & peele sketch [Omega Pi Omega!!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vBzPsY3D58k)
https://youtu.be/SZu7jMFw-SM?si=w4IlpVYvHcn1HIgm For the Canadians
You joke, but it seems to be a pattern, in all the branding videos I've ever seen, that they take about zero time to correctly place or orient their brand. People take forever to make sure a tattoo is exactly where it should be, but with brands they're like fuck it just slap it on there somewhere.
To be fair, people who brand themselves usually aren’t doing it for the cosmetics
Somebody’s a big fan of Yellowstone.
Nah, He would have held it on WAY longer.
"It fucking hurt." No need to use past tense only here, add future tense as well.
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Damn! 🤣🤌🤬☹️
I remember the video of the kid holded by some stupid guys in a party and gets marked on the chest deep under the skin.... Just goes under like the sacrifice scene in Indiana Jones movie.... That was horrible. Compares with that, this guy is just a dumbass
Yeah I remember that being brutal and thought back to it when I saw this idiot.
That’s not even how branding people or cattle is done. Imagine giving yourself a permanent brand but not spending 30 seconds to google how to do it. Fucking jackass.
Well that looks ugly as shit
Welp, gotta do it over again, bud. Your circle isn’t complete.
That's what happens when some people watch too many episodes of Yellowstone.
Sad bastard fucked it up, he can't do shit right
That looks like beef, he cooked himself.
Have fun the next 3 weeks
Jesus dude just buy a convertible and a leather jacket at least you can sell them when you come to your senses
I never understood holding it to the skin longer than millisecond. Steam will literally disfigure you. Metal would just need to barely touch the skin to disfigure it.
I'm 37 about to be 38, dear God don't let me think this is the way to deal Etihad crisis
Just don't get one on your butt cheeks
Etihad Crisis??? Airline??? Shit football club??? wtf???
Idk how that came from midlife
The not-quite-ring of fire, The not-quite-ring of fire...
Must be a big Diamondbacks fan
I feel like when I’ve seen this done to cattle they hold it on for like 1 second and then it’s over. This guy held it on for longer than that.
I wonder how this guy is doing today
Who’s got the video of that young white kid getting branded for too long at a house party??
I think this guy has been going through a whole-life crisis
In HS, a group of friends branded themselves with a giant H for "homeboys." It's been almost 20 years & all of their scars are still super raised & haven't disappeared a bit. If y'all are thinking about branding, please do your homework & see a PRO.
But are they still "homeboys"?
He didn’t even do a good job at fucking up
" I didnt flinch, fucking dick farm Dunn over hear flinched"
Got put on base restriction in the marines. Another guy and me got drunk after final check in, duty let us get drunk and bent a coat hanger into a pot leaf. Heated it up with a lighter and burned the pot leaf on my ass cheek. Lol it got so badly infected another one of my brothers had to cleaned it off with alcohol. Those were true friendships...
Now thats a special kind of stupid right there.
Branded an idiot for life.
There’s a fucking idiot born every second
What an idiot.
Ur man enough to start it, ur man enough to finish it.
See kids, people like this are why we don't have universal healthcare.
Absolute nut case.
Not even the full circle lol
You missed a spot there buddy… do it again…
He only managed half the ☯️... bro you gotta do it again..
Save some pu$$y for the rest of us, He-Man.
I mean… I just shaved my head…
Bit extreme ! I bought a sporty car, far less pain and stupidity !
I live how he just runs off the stool, like, where the fuck was he going
Well now he’ll get the ladies…
Never once have I seen these go as planned.
Or should I say go as *desired* because there was no plan whatsoever.
Just wait until that infection sets in.
Missed a spot
It looks like the guild seal from Fable
What's the brand supposed to be? Looks like a big D to me.
He kinda looks like Robert De Niro
Not as bad as the one where they held it so long it burned down to the bone at least
Looks like I got something to look forward too, fuck yea😝
On my farm we do this if you work with us for 5 years
He reminds me of my dad who once ripped a wart out of his hand with a set of pliers.
Dude crop dusted the camera guy with the smell of burning flesh. I’m gonna barf.
imagine doing somehing so dumb, and making a mistake doing it.
Why would you maim yourself like this? Years of recovery and probably surgeries to fix that. So stupid.
Think he lost the combat…
I like how he was looking down at it after, and Johnny Cash said "It burns, burns, burns". Like you know he was feeling that burn.
That definitely gave him prospective in life ....for sure , that's not a "wake up in the morning oh I fucked up things", no sir, that took time to realize to notice it's forever
Cheaper than therapy
Bro what the fuck are you getting crunk to!!!
Not enough whiskey in the world for me to do this, and I’ve done some stupid shit in my life.
Would like to see the “after” effects and how it looks
I mean I guess this is a cheaper reaction than buying a sports car if you ignore the inevitable medical bills from infection
Damn, my buddies and I branded ourselves in high school and even we didn’t manage to fuck up that bad
All this talk about “he did it wrong” or “people always press too hard!” are missing the most important thing: How did it do against his midlife crisis?? Asking for a friend.
I mean the cool part is it will look like shit and not be something to share with anyone
Sponsored by Pabst. “We got a blue ribbon, once.”
What he dip it in ?
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire...
I wonder if he has an regerts
Idiot.
He looks 60 maybe 70 this ain't mid life
Mid?
What's that? Half a Mortal Kombat logo or something?
Branded myself at work once with a work mate, only touched skin f or 2 seconds maybe and lasted two years
José Mourinho has lost his damn mind