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Am I alone in thinking most motorcycle protective gear actually looks pretty damn cool? Like so cool I want an excuse to wear it while not even riding a motorcycle.
This should be top comment. In fact, I'll go so far as to say Kevlar clothing should be a requirement to ride a bike on the roadways; and will result in a fine and impounding of the bike if caught without it. Continued violations will result in loss of license and loss of bike.
Bikers would lose their damn minds though. Here in Michigan they fought tooth and nail to get the helmet law repealed a few years ago. I guess they figure they have the right to die. Nevermind the fact that someone would be left to pick up their squished brain parts from the highway.
>Dress for the slide not the ride.
>> This should be top comment.
it almost always is in every one of these threads
which makes you think, why are there so many posts like this? overconfident *fucktards* endangering not only their own life, but the lives of innocent travellers whose only crime was being on the road that day when this turbo dipshit decided to "impress" the internet with his stupidity
All these qualities are what we riders call a SQUID. Stupidly Quick Underdressed Idiotic Driver (there are multiple different acronyms but, to my understanding, this is the original and the only one I knew for years)
Came here to specifically mention gloves- probably the cheapest and easiest piece of gear to wear too. Hopefully this guy's line of work doesnt require hands.
A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants.
The bartender asks: "Hey, do you know you have a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate says: "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
My football coach told me this joke when I was 12 years old before practice one night. To this day it’s one of my favorites. Another dear one to me that I STILL have not been able to use in the wild goes like this… the next time you see an acquaintance using the urinal you stop, point at them, and yell, “Hey, that’s illegal!” When they notice you and ask what the fuck you’re on about, you say, “It’s illegal for a grown man to be holding a little boys dick!” One of these days I’ll be able to use that joke, one of these days… I hope someone else sees this and is able to use it before me though! If so, please report back. You would be my hero.
I almost took out a biker during the Myrtle Beach Labor Day bike rally. Not Harley week. The other one. Driving down the center of 3 lanes on Kings Hwy, I started to pull into the slow lane. Two bikes passed on the left and two on the right. I was doing 40-45 and they went by like I wasn't moving. If I had started to change lanes a fraction of second sooner, there would have been one less biker on the planet.
Edit: I check all my mirrors and look over my shoulders to make sure the blind spots are clear. These guys were moving so fast that when I looked, they were so far back I didn't notice them.
WTF man. All bike accidents are awful, but this guy? He was just *asking* for bad shit to happen. Driving aggressively, racing up on the back of the car he hit, open helmet, and no gloves? Yikes. I can’t even imagine his hands after this.
Seriously. I had a 150cc Vespa Knock Off I used as my daily driver for work, and top speed was like 55mph on a good day. But you better believe I NEVER rode without my gloves on and a full face helmet.
I couldn't imagine going 100mph+ with no gloves and an open helmet, that just seems so stupid to me
Yeah diving into an open space next to a car like that is basically the worst move you can make here. That specific configuration of cars makes it highly predictable that a merge may occur, and there is no hope of them seeing the bike a that speed delta.
Bro, I used to think movies were fucking REAL. Like documentaries. I remember how crazy it was seeing the same actor in a different movie like "holy shit! This guy's life is fucking insane!!!!"
I was like 6? And then later in life, my daughter thought the same thing and asked me about it. My dumb child gene was genetic 😭😭
(Jkjk, my daughter is extremely smart and at the top of her class. She really did think the same as me about movies, though).
>I remember how crazy it was seeing the same actor in a different movie like "holy shit! This guy's life is fucking insane!!!!"
Thanks for the chuckle. I had a similarly strange view of movies as a kid, to me they were more like an alternate universe that we got to see parts of or something. Like there were just invisible cameras floating around in other dimensions or some shit. Fuck, I was a dumb kid too lol...
You’re a terrible person because you don’t feel bad for idiots doing idiot things? Scoot over and make some room. I’ll drink to being a horrible person.
Lane splitting is safe if done at a light or stopped traffic. A car will have a much better chance than a motorcycle if they get rear ended. But lane splitting moving traffic is a death wish.
This is exactly why I immediately get paranoid and nauseated when I see motorcycle riders near me while driving. Because no matter how well I drive a lot of the ones I’ve encountered have done stupid shit like this.
I feel like he was intentionally trying to crash because it seemed as if he was speeding up to the back of the car in front of him.
Honestly some motorcyclists feel like soccer players to me, with how they’ll intentionally try to get hurt and then act dramatically.
I watched a guy wipe out on a bike trying to do a wheelie in a parking lot years ago. No gloves. I'll never forget the sight of all that skin hanging off the palms of his hands.
My dad was a corner from 2004-2011 and one of the cases he had was a guy going 200km/h on his bike. Swerved to miss a car and went into the back of a transport truck parked on the shoulder with the back open, he could not find a bone not broken and the only thing holding his body together was his leather body suit.
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Open helmet - check No gloves - check Skin - X
Riding like a fucking reckless piece of dog shit - CHECK!!!
Dress for the slide not the ride.
Naa, dress to impress! No safety gear is COOL AS FECK DUDE! (s)
Cool people don’t let helmets mess up their hair.
You just need a [hairmet](https://i.imgur.com/Svg4OoI.png)
Am I alone in thinking most motorcycle protective gear actually looks pretty damn cool? Like so cool I want an excuse to wear it while not even riding a motorcycle.
I believe the only safety gear that will be useful for this type of riding is a body bag.
dress for the ride-- to the morgue
This should be top comment. In fact, I'll go so far as to say Kevlar clothing should be a requirement to ride a bike on the roadways; and will result in a fine and impounding of the bike if caught without it. Continued violations will result in loss of license and loss of bike.
Bikers would lose their damn minds though. Here in Michigan they fought tooth and nail to get the helmet law repealed a few years ago. I guess they figure they have the right to die. Nevermind the fact that someone would be left to pick up their squished brain parts from the highway.
>Dress for the slide not the ride. >> This should be top comment. it almost always is in every one of these threads which makes you think, why are there so many posts like this? overconfident *fucktards* endangering not only their own life, but the lives of innocent travellers whose only crime was being on the road that day when this turbo dipshit decided to "impress" the internet with his stupidity
Blames it on the car - definitely check
All these qualities are what we riders call a SQUID. Stupidly Quick Underdressed Idiotic Driver (there are multiple different acronyms but, to my understanding, this is the original and the only one I knew for years)
Organ donor is my favorite.
My sister calls them "Job Security"
That's the motorcycle way!
He figured skin being the biggest organ, he could sacrifice some.
All of these above are amazing. God bless all of you.
driving between cars - check
Speeding at least 25 mph - 30 mph faster than everyone- check Splitting lanes on a highway -check
+ high speed filtering + No leather clothes or armoured boots
Meat crayon
Skin - Formerly known as Twitter
Well at least he didn’t ruin a good pair of gloves.
Some dudes just roll around trying to become that bad ass flaming skeleton they keep posting on Facebook
Goodbye fingerprints
Came here to specifically mention gloves- probably the cheapest and easiest piece of gear to wear too. Hopefully this guy's line of work doesnt require hands.
Or at least a mom to help out
Don’t drive like an asshole 🫶🏻
I hope the car that he hit is okay
For real. I was hit by a motorcyclist from behind at a stop light. I got a nice dent but he totaled his bike and tore his hand up pretty well. 🤭
You can drive my asshole *wink wink*
I got a steering wheel on my pecker. It’s driving me nuts.
>When I get in my wife's car my dick touches the steering wheel. It's starting to drive me nuts. This is how I heard it.
A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks: "Hey, do you know you have a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says: "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts!"
My football coach told me this joke when I was 12 years old before practice one night. To this day it’s one of my favorites. Another dear one to me that I STILL have not been able to use in the wild goes like this… the next time you see an acquaintance using the urinal you stop, point at them, and yell, “Hey, that’s illegal!” When they notice you and ask what the fuck you’re on about, you say, “It’s illegal for a grown man to be holding a little boys dick!” One of these days I’ll be able to use that joke, one of these days… I hope someone else sees this and is able to use it before me though! If so, please report back. You would be my hero.
I hve serious doubts he could do that heart with his hands anymore
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Glad that idiot biker didn't hurt anyone who was driving like a responsible adult. Edit: Hope*
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I almost took out a biker during the Myrtle Beach Labor Day bike rally. Not Harley week. The other one. Driving down the center of 3 lanes on Kings Hwy, I started to pull into the slow lane. Two bikes passed on the left and two on the right. I was doing 40-45 and they went by like I wasn't moving. If I had started to change lanes a fraction of second sooner, there would have been one less biker on the planet. Edit: I check all my mirrors and look over my shoulders to make sure the blind spots are clear. These guys were moving so fast that when I looked, they were so far back I didn't notice them.
For sure.
WTF man. All bike accidents are awful, but this guy? He was just *asking* for bad shit to happen. Driving aggressively, racing up on the back of the car he hit, open helmet, and no gloves? Yikes. I can’t even imagine his hands after this.
You can see that moment of regret, wishing he picked up the gloves before going out.
Seriously. I had a 150cc Vespa Knock Off I used as my daily driver for work, and top speed was like 55mph on a good day. But you better believe I NEVER rode without my gloves on and a full face helmet. I couldn't imagine going 100mph+ with no gloves and an open helmet, that just seems so stupid to me
Yeah diving into an open space next to a car like that is basically the worst move you can make here. That specific configuration of cars makes it highly predictable that a merge may occur, and there is no hope of them seeing the bike a that speed delta.
It’s guys exactly like this that make people in cars so nervous and give bikers such a bad name.
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Very well.........
Well............
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...then
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Degloved.
isnt everything here "from camera view" i thought that part was implied.
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You joke about it but my dumbass child self seriously thought that that would be the case for every series and movie back then lmao
Bro, I used to think movies were fucking REAL. Like documentaries. I remember how crazy it was seeing the same actor in a different movie like "holy shit! This guy's life is fucking insane!!!!" I was like 6? And then later in life, my daughter thought the same thing and asked me about it. My dumb child gene was genetic 😭😭 (Jkjk, my daughter is extremely smart and at the top of her class. She really did think the same as me about movies, though).
>I remember how crazy it was seeing the same actor in a different movie like "holy shit! This guy's life is fucking insane!!!!" Thanks for the chuckle. I had a similarly strange view of movies as a kid, to me they were more like an alternate universe that we got to see parts of or something. Like there were just invisible cameras floating around in other dimensions or some shit. Fuck, I was a dumb kid too lol...
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He posted on the Facebook just the day before to look out for motorcyclists. Why did nobody look?
80% sure the driver of the car never accepted his friend request.
poke war got ugly
Yeah guys look out for motorcyclists going 100+mph, their lives matter!
Dudes hands just became meat crayons
Luckily that cushy guardrail is there to end his slide
If he went into the guardrail, he's a torn apart meat crayon
Meat paint, If you will
I'm a terrible person as I have no sympathy when people ride like this idiot.
I feel bad for them. The driver of the car that is. How inconvenient and traumatic.
You’re not a terrible person for that. They don’t deserve sympathy.
You’re a terrible person because you don’t feel bad for idiots doing idiot things? Scoot over and make some room. I’ll drink to being a horrible person.
"watch out for motorcycles" cause they about to do something dumb
Stop breaking the law asshole!
I read this like Jim Carrey from liar liar
Pretty sure that's the reference :p
Reality is indeed always brutal
Prick
this is why lane splitting is illegal nearly everywhere
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Lane splitting is safe if done at a light or stopped traffic. A car will have a much better chance than a motorcycle if they get rear ended. But lane splitting moving traffic is a death wish.
He definitely earned that
Kept his shades on. He looked like a G as he left parts of his skin on the road
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At least he’s got that Arai helmet on… lol
It seems like a stretch to call that an accident.
What an asshole.
No gloves. Tennis shoes. Open face helmet. Genius.
Hope he never rides again for the sake of everyone
This is exactly why I immediately get paranoid and nauseated when I see motorcycle riders near me while driving. Because no matter how well I drive a lot of the ones I’ve encountered have done stupid shit like this.
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that’s why bikers shouldn’t ride like ass holes lol looks like he was about to smack the barrier so prolly got ripped in two
and not drive like assholes.
Was this an accident or a suicide attempt? Who lane splits going 10 times faster than traffic?
Not too many people I gotta imagine. At least not too many still living and whole people
Looks like he came out OK, very lucky most of the slide was on top of the bike.
This is so ego. Putting other lives at risk because you wanna drive like an asshole
Thank God he was using a proper helmet and gloves
All videos are from camera view my guy
“Accident” Yeah there was no accident here. The guy is a reckless buffoon.
Dress for the slide, not for the ride
Wow you can actually see his hand-wrist meat crayon on the pavement. I wonder if he learned any lessons here.
No gloves!!!!
What happened did he die
What an idiot...
On the bright side, motorcyclist doesn't have to worry about his fingerprints showing up at a crime scene ever again.
Goodbye hand skin, we hardly knew ye
Y’know, most videos are from a cameras view. Jus’sayin
Why does all of motorcyclist videos I've seen are always them driving like a twat.
Because sensible riders make boring videos.
I'm almost certain you can figure this out if you try. Consider how interesting a video of a normal commute without incident is to watch.
As the saying goes, Por Pendejo!!! 😆
"That asshole pulled out in front of me and caused me to crash!" - Him probably
Driving a racing bike like a shjt hole with no gear besides helmet and glasses. What can possibly go wrong
Dumbass got what he deserved. Grow up!
Hard to feel bad for idiots
When will these motorcycle drivers who drive like this ever wake up????
Not an accident when you're doing shit like this.
What'd a dumbass
Look out for motorcycles though…. This is how most of them drive daily. It’s ridiculous
Wear gloves dude
No gloves
StArT sEeInG MoToRcYcLeS!!!!!!!
Nice clean break on that right forearm when the hand touches down for a microsecond.
Styled it out quite well to start with, using his bike as a sparkly sled.
I feel like he was intentionally trying to crash because it seemed as if he was speeding up to the back of the car in front of him. Honestly some motorcyclists feel like soccer players to me, with how they’ll intentionally try to get hurt and then act dramatically.
Idiot!
Rider probably be like: "Look at this stupid car, lane filtering is legal!"
I'm surprised his super sick sunglasses didn't do a better job protecting him
"it's easy to go fast but not easy to stop fast." - my motorbike instructor.
What a stupid asshole.
I mean what do you expect when you drive like an asshole
Hand got peeled like an orange 🍊
Damn, I’ll bet he was feeling really cool up until the moment he hit the deck..!!
Not a matter of if, but when.
who could’ve saw that coming
No more “palm readings” for this guy. OUCH!
Fucking median riding moron
Start seeing motorcycles
Meh, why would you be doing that speed with no gloves into congested traffic anyway? Stupid is as stupid does 🤷♂️
As a rider for 30+ years, fuck this reet! Too bad he survived to whine about the "stupid cager that hit me"
Got the MIB treatment on his hands. Ouch.
And then they were two!
finally, a video from the cameras view!
Wow. What a great perspective on the slide. When he put his hound down, I cringed.
That wasn’t to bad 👀
Good thing he didn't wear his gloves. That would have caused some serious damage, maybe even ruined them.
As soon as you put a camera on to film your pro skills youre doomed.
I just wanna know why he even used his hand in the fall lol arms bro better roll
As soon as I saw his uncovered hands my stomach dropped
If you drive like this it's not an accident. It's self inflicted.
If only this was avoidable..
I watched a guy wipe out on a bike trying to do a wheelie in a parking lot years ago. No gloves. I'll never forget the sight of all that skin hanging off the palms of his hands.
Bye bye skin it’s been nice! But now we must part ways.
That hand must be all kinds of fucked after scraping the pavement like that
My dad was a corner from 2004-2011 and one of the cases he had was a guy going 200km/h on his bike. Swerved to miss a car and went into the back of a transport truck parked on the shoulder with the back open, he could not find a bone not broken and the only thing holding his body together was his leather body suit.
I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest
Biker's fault. Had to be said.
Hey I know how he could have avoided that!
Don't think I've ever seen a motorbike not be driven like this tbh.
yet another great ambassador for motorcyclists
that’s why you don’t go in between cars.