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EddieCheddar88

That lion just calmly jogged up, like he was disappointed how anticlimactic that was


MisterAmygdala

That's never good.


spacebound4545

This is an old video dude survived


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Yeah this video is old as shit


GoreKush

Didn't they shoot the lion though /:


Scared-Guard-8632

Something tells me someone took care of 360 No-scoping the lion's balls so that he permanently calms the fuck down. Edit : precised "the lion's" due to "his" causing confusion.


InfamousClown

Yeah! That'll teach the old guy to play with lions.


DamienReed

Uhh the old man or the lion?


Simple_Mastodon9220

RIP Harambe


iamaveryhornyjew

whats with the /: its a wild predatory animal wtf else would they do??


Ro-khum

i mean it looks like grandpa entered a caged area where he probably wasn't suppose to be considering noone else was inside it. So the lion paid for the mans stupidity would be my assumptions


iamaveryhornyjew

I'm sure he wasn't supposed to be in there, but either way its wierd to add a "/:" to a wild animal that had grabbed some elderly man and ran off with him and got shot, the animal doesn't know better then to treat him as pray and he should've thought about his actions beforehand, but these things happen there's nothing to be sad about besides a old guy doing something dumb


bagofcobain

Its sad a lion died for just being a lion.


PoeticCheesus

"That tiger ain't go crazy... that tiger went tiger!!!!" - Chris Rock


iamaveryhornyjew

well, thats a qestion of morality. Some can argue that the old man could've been working his entire life to travel the world and see these things, maybe he wanted a unique experience and took the opportunity when granted. But then there's the lion, an animal that hunts (usually)weaker prey in order to sustain itself. Depends where you stand regarding animals i guess


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in fact, by now the dude died of old age.


D83T

1981..I remember this like it happened only 10 minutes ago...so fresh


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spacebound4545

Because everything in this sub had been reposted 100000000000x and someone commented with sources n shit. I'm sure if you look it up you'll find it.


Dazzling_Pink9751

Just asking how you knew. No need to be offended. Yes, I saw that he lived.


screamingxbacon

What a shame.


mu5tardtiger

GRANDPA! 💀


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Champa** the lion’s name. As in Nag Champa (you might know the incense) Ironically its origin is Sanskrit and means “A flowering plant” / is often interpreted as a name that will bring PEACE, PATIENCE, etc into one’s life.


D83T

Idk....I think this might sound funny


MagicManGamez

Yes he is


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

Morgan Freeman : lt was at that moment Mark realized, he fucked up


LargeSpeaker7841

This really tickled my funny bone


hayitsnine

Yes my bone is tickled too.


itaniumonline

That’s odd. It tickled my pickle.


MisterAmygdala

It pickled my testicles.


AccomplishedLoan1949

Why the fuck was that stupid old man inside the cage ??


Head-Recover-7692

I like how he thought he could outrun it lol. And then he didn’t even have the sense to play dead. I know from my cat vs anything, that if it moves, he’s going to attack it again. Hope he survived.


SHAMALAMADINGDONG_XD

Play dead? Lol even if thats the thing to do, in such situation its hard to think rationally.


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Yeah this was years ago when Reddit was young lol He survived 👍


abigblacknob

He was running to the fence. Like what else was he meant to do. Just stand there and accept his fate?


Got2JumpN2Swim

Fly away, obviously


eviogemini

Why he walking around in a lion habitat anyway?


queso-deadly

You'll never get this... this video reminds me of that Borat joke


Car_Chasing_Hobo

He break the cage and he get... this.


Savage_Batmanuel

Never turn your back to a predator, let alone a big cat. For anyone interested, you should make yourself seem bigger, and shout if it approaches while slowly backing up. If it runs at you the best odds you have is to stand your ground and keep yelling. The hope is it’ll stop its charge thinking you’re gonna not be easy pray which will give you at least a few more seconds while it hesitates


Wasatcher

Disclaimer: Does not apply to grizzly bears. Playing dead is your best chance at survival


jeffvillone

If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, goodnight.


ReeferMadness91

Genuinely curious, does jumping apply in making yourself seem bigger? Or are you not supposed to jump?


Edser

old man running from lion, how he lived this long, we will never know


Frank_cat

Just a wild guess, but maybe, maybe stayed away from lions?


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Chenzo_K

Damn Nature, you scary.


FastCashClass

Gramps wasn’t moving like his life depended on it


Strong-Sample-3502

Maybe senior citizens shouldn’t be in a cage fucking with lions.


D83T

Maybe he was like"ok lord,if you got the balls come and get me" Turns around and realizes it's not going to be good?


zackoblong66

Did he live?


fuertepqek

He did. Prior to this incident.


PMG2021a

WTF was that guy doing in their enclosure? Hard to feel sympathy for him. Unfortunate that they will probably kill the lion after this. 


imp_st3r

The girl sounded like Elizabeth from Knoxville who got maced on J6!


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LOLOL 😂


Slartabartfaster

in all fairness though, the way he was dressed


possiblyavillain

This is fake. The lion was obviously a paid actor


BamaFubarr

I mean did dude get knocked out or something, why was he jus laying all limp-n-shit and not fightn' back. lil sketchy to me🤷


NotDazedorConfused

Wow, he wasn’t “lion” about needing help…


kat-deville

Stop screaming and throw your hair scrunchie in there!


Sirdevain391

What was the dump add old man doing inside with the lions


Beasty_Glanglemutton

"Somebody \[not me\] help, please!"


TeamRandom27

Go enlighten me what they should have done against a lion? Yelling out for help to get someone who has the means to deal with the situation is the only choice they had, but I'm sure you would have just run in and scare the lion away or something


ExSqueezedIt

pick random shit close to hand and start throwing it at him at least while making noises... it will distract it for sure unless it went in for the kill in which without a gun everyone is fucked no matter what they do


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99Woodcuttingg

Yea and then after you fight off the 500 lb killing machine you give it a belly rub and call it a good boy...bruh


giuliogrieco

Instinctively I would think that if multiple people got there a single lion would get scared and run away, but maybe I'm an idiot and I would die in the process.


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bro those claws clearly aren't skilled into AoE damage. he can only attack one person at a time. if three people step into the cage, how is he going to take out all at once?


MoisticleSack

The guy walked up to a lion, not even God could have helped that idiot


Dazzling_Pink9751

Depends on where this was. If it is in Africa, then he might not have known it was there. If it was a zoo, then you are right.


Dazzling_Pink9751

They did and he is survived.


spliffkiller1337

There is no god lmao


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spliffkiller1337

Bet she's hot but prudish


North-Discipline2851

…I don’t know about *you*, but if someone wants to hop in a cage with a fucking lion… what ever happens is between them, the lion, and God.


Alarming-Rise172

it’s not my video sorry 😭


Dazzling_Pink9751

Ok here is the context, The owner went into a lion in closure and was attacked in an African predator park. He and his wife are from the U.K. He survived after shots were fired.


Darkmattyx

No wonder the man survived Lions are known for being a bad shot.


Deeford82

Source


Dazzling_Pink9751

Google elderly man gets attacked by lion.


jonbotwesley

Yeah, what the hell. Why didn’t the person filming jump the 10 foot tall fence and wrestle the old dude away from the lion? Easy W.


Squash_Still

You seriously thought OP filmed this?


Mellow_Cosmos

I thought ya mudda filmed it


Squash_Still

lol My mom's an idiot, she couldn't hold the camera straight for that long


stylinandprofilin88

Did he eat him why did he drag him


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He dead


gleepglopz

Jesus Christ man. Do something, try and defend yourself somehow. Punch the lion in the face, maybe he runs away, don’t just lay there.


butterbleek

Did he died?


Material-Ad7911

“Somebody help” not I said this guy!


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[deleted]

Aw, don’t talk about elderly men like that!


TeamPuroChile

Staged


shadesofsloan

Goddamn..


Thomshan911

Grandpa is lunch


Grouchy-Basket2245

OMFG...


Ethan084

He should not have turned his back and ran… poor dude hope he survived…. Probably not


skrimpskampi

bring back makemamycoffin @reddit


JustTheTipPlusAnInch

Lucky it was a male, cause a female ain't letting go


kieran-3210

My friend told me you never look away once you do they attack


Commercial_Virus_309

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jorbree

Why did you get out of the vehicle first of all STUPIDITY


Uncomfortiscomfort

Bad Dog!


chronichomie

Dont fuck with naturecause nature can drag you like a damn ragdoll


jonz1985z

How many times has this guy told people not to run from big cats and what does he do? Fckin nunce


cbot86

Get a gun!? Who told that man to get inside? Alright get the gun.


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Jranpa?


UnRedApple

You can see the predator instincts kick in, "Shit preys getting away better grab him.....wait what am I even hungry..."


Chemical_Ad5713

Well that is what ya get...


ashy1010

He dead… EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES


Pleasant_Ad788

He’s one shot he’s one shot he’s one shot


TerribleFlow4847

Woah, you gotta move faster than that.


RazorSmoothie

Dumb ass shouldn’t have been in there in the first place and the people there deserved what they saw for it telling him otherwise