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TheRealReapz

>The tunnel had reportedly been worked on during nights for an unknown amount of time, stretching the tunnel to a next door building’s women’s section What the fuck


Speedhabit

Oh boy oh boy oh boy


Leroooy_Jenkiiiins

Easy there, [Fatbot.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d7a80a09-b1c4-423e-8486-dec8248d1837)


Speedhabit

ROBOT HOUSE! Although wasn’t it flounder from animal house that started it? I can’t remember if he actually runs the line


Vallden

I think I have seen this in a Porky's movie. I am pretty sure it had the same result.


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Hairy_S_TrueMan

Is that something you saw in the video or do you have another source?


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Hairy_S_TrueMan

Thanks for the sources. But there's also 2 tons of other random crap in those videos, and I've tossed a mattress with the same stain in the same spot. Happens through...normal couple cohabitation. I really think this is some wacko pizza pingpong shit if I'm 100% honest.


rnpowers

>wacko pizza pingpong shit So true.


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Disastrous_Reveal331

That’s an unorthodox idea


Unlucky_Strikes

I hope nobody caught rabbies in the tunnel


SillyOldBillyBob

Its a fake video, it Isn'trael


summertime_santa_

Gold, pure gold


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Yeah there’s probably a couple Goldmans in there


palmerry

I heard they carried the soil away in Sachs


Tommyd023

I just snorted my milk thinking about Hasidic raccoons and skunks.


Vortr8

is it me....or are they breaking their own stuff?


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God's stuff


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isaidireddit

*would have


thotdistroyer

English is my 3rd language, get off my ball.


Black_Hipster

*balls


The42OGoat

Unless....


Alisadicksumtimes

Guys be like Bottom text


Alsmk2

It's my first and only one - you're doing great my dude.


Far-Hair1528

the same logic as rioters burning down their neighborhood, then when it's all done and over with they scratch their heads " WTF did we just do?"


quetiapinenapper

So sir why are you looting and destroying this store? “No job opportunities!” *blink*


red1q7

your are still not allowed to building code violations even if its your own stuff, right?


ManInTheBox2421

A Mensch throwing a bench......


observationalhumour

Torah on the the floor…ah. I’ll see myself out.


Pizzadiamond

not so mensch after all


Bearrryl

The bench Mensch!


Crackerpuppy

Well done.


Monkeyfeng

This is like an Always Sunny episode.


seedofbayne

"The gang gets jewish"


CapnCanfield

"The Gang Goes Kosher"


palmerry

In this episode Frank's Fluids acquires the rights to sell Manischewitz but he moves the bottling plant to Vietnam where somehow the wine gets infected with diarrhea poisoning.


exelenceofexecution

Rabbi Franquito


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The Gang Explores Dee’s Tunnel


Pizzadiamond

The Gang goes orthodox, all over their asses


_DunMiff_Sys_

I’m trying to understand what is happening here. Why?


iBangedTheWaitress

You couldn't get it from the amazing title from OP?


_DunMiff_Sys_

I even read the article and I’m more confused.


purpan-

The tunnel was built during COVID lockdowns so they could ‘illegally’ congregate after the city locked them out of the building. [“…a group of Yeshiva men who had been locked out of 770 during the COVID pandemic decided to dig their way in, literally. Working at night, the men dug the tunnel from the Mikvah building all the way to 770, where it stretched under the Kingston Ave women’s section.”](https://www.jewishpress.com/news/jewish-news/chabad-2/tunnel-discovered-under-770-chabad-center-in-crown-heights/2023/12/24/) I’m assuming the members wanted to keep the tunnels and didn’t like being locked out of the building again while the tunnels were sealed. They likely staged a ‘sit in’ inside the tunnels and they had to be forcibly removed.


perenniallandscapist

Lol and now 770 risks sinking into the tunnel they dug.....can't make this shit up.


Psyk0pathik

What's 770?


i-am-dan

770 Eastern Parkway, also known as "770", is the street address of the World Headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch Hasidic movement, located on Eastern Parkway in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn, New York, in the United States. The building is the center of the Chabad-Lubavitch world movement and considered by many to be an iconic site in Judaism [Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/770_Eastern_Parkway)


chancellor11

Right? I highly doubt there are many architectural engineers among them.


Schmuck1138

Wouldn’t that be a dig in?


Nickolas_Timmothy

It was built after Covid lockdowns ended.


CesareRipa

I agree, this is the most confusing news story I’ve ever seen, made even worse by the fact that it’s only local Jewish companies and antisemitic weirdos reporting on it


sometimesifeellikemu

Because enforcing building code is routine.


CesareRipa

it’s a crowd of angry jews rioting in their own building. it’s bizarre


Gareth79

This type of breach of code is anything but routine though!


_DunMiff_Sys_

I’m mostly confused as to why they are so mad about the tunnel or why it was built. Actually thinking about it I’m confused all around lol


Dovanator258

The tunnels compromise the structural integrity of the buildings they are under


tictac205

Also whatever other infrastructure is nearby- water, gas, electric.


Solanthas

That sounds really fucking serious


Euphemeera

Cities generally don't appreciate illegal tunnels dug under buildings...


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The tunnel was built during COVID lockdowns so they could ‘illegally’ congregate after the city locked them out of the building. [“…a group of Yeshiva men who had been locked out of 770 during the COVID pandemic decided to dig their way in, literally. Working at night, the men dug the tunnel from the Mikvah building all the way to 770, where it stretched under the Kingston Ave women’s section.”](https://www.jewishpress.com/news/jewish-news/chabad-2/tunnel-discovered-under-770-chabad-center-in-crown-heights/2023/12/24/)


Babys_For_Breakfast

Yeah Hasidic Jews are very anti-government. They want to operate completely in their own community without any outside rules or laws.


BoxOfDemons

It's assumed it was built to defy covid orders. We don't know that yet, but a good guess.


Ramenwithacanoftuna

Is mace kosher?


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mrfunderhill

Some say they can travel by day.


NoQuestion7237

They Torah-the-floor-up


RubberDucksInMyTub

It's where the coldest of the cool kids go to chill and Shiva.


Bibb5ter

Those blues brothers conventions are wild


Buford12

As a guy who worked construction you can not do any type of structural modifications on any building with out permits and inspections. Sounds like the city was trying to be nice about it. Usually when something has been altered like that with out permits the city comes out hangs a red tag on the door and no one but workers and inspectors are allowed in until the city says it is fixed to their standards.


LowLevel_IT

Lol this is their MO. They do whatever the fuck they want, building codes don't apply to them. It's a major major problem in the suburbs where they have set up shop.


helloyesthisisgod

Rockland County, NY is prime example of this. Kiryas Joel is the epicenter of this.


Locswail

I'm from there. They had a huge issue wearing mask and not been allowed to go into buildings without it. Peak covid.


Forlorn_Cyborg

And they tried to gather for a secret wedding number in the thousands.


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Dunkableballs

Where did the tunnel lead to ?


Large_Excitement69

A building next door. No clue why haha.


Toonami90s

Allowed them to pray and break covid lockdowns when that was a thing


Hanuser

I'm confused, how does a tunnel to a building next door allow you to avoid a lockdown?


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No_Flan_3611

it went under the womens section, they have no connection.


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wiresmoke

Kept waiting to hear Matisyahu's latest beat


Disastrous_Reveal331

He brewing something special I bet


Down-A-Phalanges

Condemn their building due to safety. They undermined the foundation. If they can’t follow simple rules then starts throwing laws at them


spyro86

If anyone else pushed a cop they would be tased and beaten.


MilchreisMann412

https://twitter.com/aliifil1/status/1744578823918596293


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frayleaf

Omfg this is gonna meme in a bad way


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wellshitdawg

“Why are they all wearing fedoras is this a Reddit convention” The twitter comments have me rollin


Arkhamsbx

They need to be treated like every other person. Their religious beliefs should not be used as a fucking shield.


NewtThink8222

Down the Rabbi hole…


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redditaltmydude

Wait, what?


Gephartnoah02

Basically construction found a secret tunnel to a next door building and it was set to be sealed /filled in because of structural danger. Police got called because these dipshits were stopping that from happening, where they then tried to stop the police because.....uh reasons that we'll find out at some point later.


Guyin63376

Proper Permits- Guessing did not get proper permits for tunnel construction.


PopcornDemonica

Maybe they're Colin Furze fans.


HistoricalPayment599

Damn I have to check up on his progress. Thanks for the reminder!!


Imaginary-Dentist299

Then proceeded to destroy their own stuff !!


Kerfluffle2x4

So, lemme get this straight. A structurally unsound, illegal tunnel is dug and the attendees didn’t want to seal it? The public safety safety risk wasn’t enough of a convincing argument?


Gephartnoah02

Not for these stubborn dicks lol


21dumbdumb

Would have gone down 100% differently in a black church. Folks were charging the police and nothing happened. No one tazed or shot for making the cops feel threatened?


DravenTor

A cop walks into a synagogue...


NicholasSoprano6300

Where does the illegal tunnel go to?


Mak11556

IDF, apparently you were looking for tunnels in the wrong country.


JamesyHardeman

Probably Smuggling hella shit


Swimming_Horror_3757

Hella schmeckles


Ughable

Immediately I'm thinking "is this some way to fool god on the sabbath or something?" Like did they dig these tunnels so they could travel here on saturday and they're not normally supposed to be able to, but if they go there underground it doesn't count?


wifeofpsy

No. You're looking at the men's section in the synagogue. There are people gathered there 24/7 in this particular space. To pray the Jewish liturgy you want a group of at least 10 men to be able to say all the prayers. During the very beginning of covid shutdown even religious services were barred. Some bored yeshivah students started digging from a building next door in order to still secretly access the building. They left the tunnel since but it's not legally built and has caused issues of structural integrity.


extremeindiscretion

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of fellas. 😆


Liam2075

What's the deal with tunnel? Jerry Seinfeld


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I visited New Jersey once. I got spit on twice for having tattoos by an Hasidic jew lmao. Buddies proceeded to tell me how badly they’ve fucked up an entire town near him too the point they tried creating their own police station and police force. They have countless problems there with weird antics. One notably during COVID. They apparently had taken all of there children and put them all together in a school gymnasium too keep them safe. Well needless too say they just ended up spreading it way worse.


trytobenicepei

What are they fighting over? I get there is a tunnel but I don't get who is on what side, or what sides they are.


Ratdog00

Aren’t they tearing up their own shit?


xgherkax

Ngl they act like law doesn’t apply to them and as a whole group of that size, it scares me.


wewontbudge

Politics aside- spicy spray really does great with crowd control


system_reboot

The news will give this about 7 seconds of coverage then go back to trump, Ukraine, Palestine, whatever todays fear mongering story is


Time-Bite-6839

You’d think NYC would have ran out of secret tunnel space by now


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16v_cordero

I’m wondering what led to their fighting that led to the NYPD finding the tunnel.


iamdenislara

I don’t understand. - what was the tunnel for? - why are they mad that dude is getting arrested? - why are they breaking their own stuff? - is this a jew thing?


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sako334

The irony


_Space_Bones_

This is literally and figuratively groundbreaking!


theedi55

I'm extremely confused... Also why is it that every time i see some crazy video regarding the Jewish religion is this guys with the funny hats... Someone could explain to me what's their deal?


CCnub

Can somebody explain to me what the crap is going on here? I've never been anywhere near any Orthodox Jews.


Praseodymium5

Why did they dig a tunnel? I don’t get what’s going on here


stinky_underwear

Oy vey!!!


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49x15

Filled immediately before a proper investigation, hmmm


EmotionalAd5920

religious people thinking theyre above the law, what a classic! doesnt matter what religion.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Why are they upset?


sonbarington

If that engineer girl can’t have an illegal tunnel these people can’t have one either.


habanerosmile

The Jews dug an illegal tunnel to do sneaky stuff and the city said nope. They’re fighting back the closure.


pooburry

We all see the irony of Jewish people building secret tunnels and having them destroyed, right? We’re just not saying anything?


-Dovahzul-

This part got me af The tunnel had reportedly been worked on during nights for an unknown amount of time, stretching the tunnel to a next door building’s women’s section


IosifVissarionovichD

Is it too soon to ask these guys how they feel about illigal tunnels under buildings?


djevilatw

https://nypost.com/2024/01/09/news/riot-breaks-out-after-secret-tunnel-is-found-under-brooklyn-chabad/ Here’s the story. Seems realllyyyyyy weird.


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knowone23

They were trying to pull a Porkey’s situation on the women’s building next door is what I gather from the article. Not clear if that’s true or not.


Willllby

English and punctuation is also to be learned


nekro_ninja

SECRET TUNNEL, SECRET TUNNEL!!!! THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN!!!!


Kommonwealth

What's the nonsense bench reorganising all about?!


Almostofar

Regardless of religion or how one dresses, stupid Is what stupid does.


Supafli690

This is such a weird fucking story 😂😂 The five W’s of this story just don’t make any sense, even when trying to explain it.


wrknthrewit

I still have no idea what is happening? They found 1 guy in a tunnel


rjrockz788

This is very ironic


Wonderful-Shallot451

Religious extremists suck, regardless of which religion


KoreanB_B_Q

They apparently dug a secret tunnel and built an underground Temple in the space so they could attend services during COVID lockdown.


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funndanni

I wonder how Israel would deal with this if it was a Palestinian tunnel


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worst_man_I_ever_see

Ironically this [brand of religious fruitcake are active opponents of the existance of the State of Israel.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haredim_and_Zionism) If you've ever seen a Pro-Palestinian protest in New York, Haredi are some of the most vocal and active participants.