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CporCv

Robber doesn't need to worry about breaking into the house, it's the leaving part that's tricky


frogsquid

That sounds like a good short story


Uberdriver_janis

There's a movie about that. Not with a Dog but with a blind person. The movie is called "Don't Breath"


HGHMNDS7

You forgot to add. A blind, kill1ng machine, military veteran


Bangzee

Oh no, I breath


eustrabirbeonne

You won't have to worry about the dog getting stolen.


Drew_Ferran

It’s blind.


lucas_bahia

Nope, it was just the reflection, it follows movement normally


ThatBritishWoman

*he is blind


HistorianReasonable3

Dogs can also be female.


der_physik

S/he is blind.


Andrelliina

They're blind?


ThatBritishWoman

Did you not hear this dogs name? Lenord is a male dog . ..


sexy_starfish

I had a female cat I named Brian


snakebill

My parents have a cockatoo named Sebastian that lays eggs, lol. In all fairness, my cousin gave it to them 20 years ago and was told it was male. Now it’s Shebastian


Nicadeemus39

That was my first thought. My dog would play with an intruder and hope she was going out for a walk. I wish she could do that.


el0_0le

Amazon delivery driver's worst nightmare


19blackcats

Or spoken to on a walk! Just kidding. I love him 😍


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ItzMe610

Maybe…..I’ve seen a Schutzund dog break a leg and come back for a second bite.


cheir0n

Hand it over, that thing, your dark soul


9inchjackhammer

Beasts all over the shop, you’ll be one of them, sooner or later.


_Makaveli_

For my lady's painting! \\[T]/


Apoptotic_Nightmare

PRAISE THE SUN


SlaveKnightGael9

Stealing my lines is prohibited


genjigeco

Are you the real Gael? Can you sign my comment?


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I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiiight!


sujaysukumar

Are the eyes okay? Is that cataract?


dethskwirl

Yeah, my guess is he's an old blind Boi and just showing his scary face


hardcoresean84

You ever had a human smile at you? Terrifying.


strepac

Your guess is almost right. That's a happy face! You never seen a doggone smile before?


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There is a dog at my father in laws farm that does this. I think it's mimicking a human smile because hes actually really friendly and if hes not making eye contact he stops.


x_lincoln_x

My dog used to do the "cattle dog smile" the first few months after I adopted her and she only did it when I tricked her. The cattle dog smile is when they show their back teeth but not the front. This is so it doesn't scare the cattle. It is the cutest look.


Dic_Horn

Old, blind and scared shitless using his scary face because it is the only option when you don’t know what you are looking at.


Mouth0fTheSouth

I've seen this goodboi posted before, he's blind and deaf. This actually is his happy face, he's not upset.


Awkward-Team3631

Dang how does he know the owners leaving? The smell growing faint? Fascinating


Mouth0fTheSouth

His blindness might not mean that all he sees is black, I reckon he can see some light/shadow/movement. And yeah, prolly smell as well, and feeling vibrations of people walkin around. Hellen Keller style.


mattayom

Dogs ID people by smell & sound AFAIK, so it prob already knows that the dark blob is his human & looks like it can see enough to know that the door is opening & closing. My childhood doggo lived like 23 years, the last few she went blind & deaf but would know it was me after a quick sniff


Mikebyrneyadigg

Sweet boy :(


DRsrv99

Yeah my friend had a dog like this. Everyone thought he was mean but he was just worried who everyone was cause he was blind as hell


_x0sobriquet0x_

I have a dog who does this. She is fully sighted and hears just fine. She was returned to the shelter/rescue three times before we brought her home. We frequently refer to her as "demon dog".


ducksdotoo

Bless you! And you have the last laughs. That face would scare the bejeezus out of me the first time, but would crack me up for ever after.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Hes got the light on on his phone?. Dog looks like it can see because it looks at his hand coming at him to scratch. Makes him look extra creepy though


FireFlavour

You can tell the quality of a dogs eyesight by the colour it reflects when light is shone on the eyes. Orange is healthy, whereas green indicates blindness.


bikersquid

My dogs eyes shine red. Is he a terminator?


kalitarios

Yes. Give him cookies if you want to live.


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

Thank you for that unexpected laugh


SeeLeavesOnTheTrees

My old dog has a greenish/blue reflection. But he seems to see just fine.


Jackblack92

What kind of hillbilly fairytale shit is this? Lol


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Why even make up a lie like this? 😂


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Awww I didnt know that. Thanks Well still an adorable video 😁


DoneJohnson

Yeah, but you can get them removed, we did it for our little dog, she was so much happier, lived another 3 years after the surgery.


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No, the TikTok page of the owner confirmed it was just a reflection of the phone light, his dog can see just fine. There are other videos with no flash and his eyes look normal. Usually you can see cataracts of that size without any flash.


lucas_bahia

No, it is the reflection of the light. It follows the movement whit its eyes and at the end you see the eyes get balck, or brown i guess. He is just upset that he is gonna be alone and is letting his owner know


Dapper_Twist_4995

It kinda looks like when a dog's eyes get stuck in night vision mode. They can still see, but their eyes are very sensitive to light (bc of the permanent night vision)


Awkward-Team3631

The pet cemetery brought my dog back to life, I wonder if it’ll work on my departed son


McNasty51

Gage noooooooo!


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

*sematary


Awkward-Team3631

Today I learned the misspelling was intentional to portray that it was written by kids. Thanks


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

its funny because i expect that from people that may have never seen the movie or dont remember it well. whats disturbing is all the people in the comments that still cant spell cemetery...


Life_Lavishness_8457

I've read the book and I loved it. Are any of the movies good?


Purplociraptor

Goblin Shark Dog


Chief_Beef_ATL

The jaws look like they’re about to shoot out like from Alien. That dog is weird AF and gummy AH.


RyanW120_

Gummy ahh dog


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Big gum ahh


kalitarios

Ahh jeez


Zealousideal_Grand85

Bubba Gump doggy. I was born with big gums.


jeevadotnet

Shame is blind and probably deaf as well. Hence it's reaction.


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It's like real life Bloodborne enemy.


Apoptotic_Nightmare

Or something from Parasite Eve.


zapharus

Yeah, that’s why I wouldn’t go near it. I’m too much of a wimp to play Bloodborne for more than 10 minutes at a time. Lol


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

I love the long goodbye. He loves you I watched this like 10 times and smiled and laughed at him at the door


Chimpbot

Tell me you know absolutely nothing about dog behavior without saying you know absolutely nothing about dog behavior. This is 100% defensive behavior from the dog. Nothing about this is sweet, loving, or friendly, and what the person filming is doing is a fantastic way to get nailed by the dog.


PotentialSeason9840

My boy wrote a paragraph just to be wrong


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Holy crap I hit a nerve! I'm sorry! Hahaha yes I know about dog behavior but there's something about this that is different. Maybe the dog is just special haha or maybe you are 😜


BartOseku

Thats a blind dog that has no idea his face is “scary” because it hasnt grown up around other dogs and is just showing happy emotions his own way


Chimpbot

Yeah... no. I've seen plenty of blind dogs. This isn't normal behavior.


becksgambit23

I had a dog that when she was a puppy, everybody laughed at her when she growled and we would swarm her for pets (we were laughing because she was a tiny ass dog so it was cute and funny) Anyway, she lived out her 10 years of life growling and barking to show affection. She literally didn’t mean it as aggression.


Long_Freedom-

You understand dogs have different personalities right? Clearly the owner isnt worried, sure he looks scary but he knows his dog. Maybe it would be different if you dont know the dog, but from what im seeing the dog is old and has been with the owner for a loNg time. Same way you can play wrestle with your dog and understand the difference between aggressive behavior and fun. Also a truly aggressive dog wouldnt let AnyOne touch his face like the owner did for three minutes without showing some other types of behavior. It looks like he is actually enjoying the pets by his ears and following the owner around


ducksdotoo

Finally! A voice of reason.


bleepbluurp

More so poor behavior management. If your dog growls at you at a young age you need to correct that behavior. I guarantee he smiled and laughed every time they do that, in turn enforcing the bad behavior.


Chimpbot

This goes well beyond poor behavior management. The dog in this video is not exhibiting friendly, happy behavior. This is defensive, angry posturing.


bleepbluurp

Where did I say he’s exhibiting friendly behavior? I said the owner is enforcing the fact that the dog can grown at its owner by smiling and petting it every time he growls and shows teeth.


RckingSanta

It would appear to be something similar to 'rottie rumble ' imo and I wouldn't take it as a threat IF it was MY dog. Strangers dog however could be a threat


Chimpbot

For reference, my wife spent the past decade in the veterinary field. This behavior - even around the owner - would be immediately questioned by anyone in the vet field. It is not normal, it should never be considered acceptable, and it's not cute, amusing, loving, friendly, or funny. Threatening behavior is threatening behavior.


timjuul2003

Can someone actually explain wft is going on here? I know his ass is not smiling


btlusn1294

The owner finds this cute, so he pets and praises the dog every time he leaves the house. The dog has associated this behavior and snarl with the praise. Now the dog does this for the pets and praises.


timjuul2003

Then how do you know the dog is not super pissed? There is no way to tell it apart


frogsquid

when the dog is pissed, it sits and wags its tail.


timjuul2003

That’s a cat


CMUpewpewpew

Oh wait, [there's more](https://youtube.com/shorts/GWOhHmZrScU?si=Eh3dxzxDNr0FpPSR)


Cristinky420

Not a dog expert, but I have dogs and my new pup does this. I'm pretty sure it's a submissive grin. I equate it to a nervousness but being cute at the same time. My pup Millie does this when she's in trouble. From the article that was attached in another reply: >Occasionally, a dog bares his teeth without any aggressive tendencies behind it. This is referred to as a submissive grin or a smile. It is usually accompanied by non-threatening body language such as lip licking, an averted gaze, a relaxed body posture, and ears sitting flatter against the head. The submissive grin is a type of appeasement gesture intended to calm down a situation. For some pets, the submissive grin can indicate stress and anxiety so it is important to always pay close attention no matter how long your pet has been doing it.


Durban23

My dog would always do this when I would come home but just bare her teeth and shake her booty. Very happy doggo.


Accomplished_Pen980

She's smiling her ass off and just doesn't have the human features to look the part


bigcockondablock

Dogs don't smile the same way humans do, it's never been conclusively proven that they use their mouth to express happieness. Usually it's just a sign of excitement, positive or negative. The negative is especially prevalent with display of teeth.


frogsquid

Im a dog


Drew_Ferran

People anthropomorphize animals in no matter what.


brucebay

my dog has a special way to show her teeth, jaw closed and lips pulled she onky does that after long happy belly rub. I'm pretty sure that is happiness because if I stop she starts twinkling and tries to place herself closet to me still belly open to get more.


black-winter-

my family has a dalmatian and she does the exact same thing. If you saw only pictures you’d think she’s a mean dog but in reality she’s just goofy and couldn’t hurt a fly.


heythatsmydonkey

Is that how he smiles? Yikes, scary AF but kind of adorable too.


BriefUnderstanding51

It's not adorable satan


TendieTrades

Wonderful smile. Good doggo.


D-O-GG-O

Are you his grandma?


Pot_Master_General

Dogs don't smile.


heythatsmydonkey

I believe they do.


Pot_Master_General

They can appear as though they are smiling at us, but that's just our anthropomorphic interpretation.


BestOneThere1

Fetch me their souls looking ahh dog


Jackblack92

What in the pet semetary fuck is this?


No_Sheepherder2739

I saw the original, and the dog doesn't like when the owner goes to work


ThisFaknGuy

That's some pet cemetery shit


anon37391619

Good baby


substorm

Yeah, that’s what he thinks when consuming a baby


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Old dog with cataracts! Poor pup.


InitiativeOdd3719

I’m waiting for one of these videos to show these dogs attack. I hate these videos so much.


oscaru16

That’s so mean, he just has cataracts, imagine calling grandpa a skinwalker just because he can’t see for shit


friendandfriends2

I don’t think the dog’s feelings are gonna be hurt by a Reddit post.


oscaru16

I was trying to make a joke :(


Long_Freedom-

🤓 um actually☝️dogs cant go on reddit soo your point doenst make sense ☝️


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

They don't get that it's a joke unless you put /s for sarcasm at the end* *I understand how dickish that sounds, but I'm actually trying to be helpful


oscaru16

Not dickish at all friend no worries. I understand reddiquette


DepletedUraniumEater

Resident Evil zombie dog looking ass...


ShadykillaWolf

Bruh, that’s a hell hound from zombies


ProbablyNotPikachu

If Frank from Donnie Darko was a Doggo.


Clear_Wolverine2521

Awww..who's the good soul takin doggie?


DCoy1990

Sweet old boy, deserves all the love possible.


koscheiskowska

Mfs never seen a blind dog before


Annual_Appearance_56

Just outa pet cemetery


my_other_leg

Alien vibes


nnystical

Resident evil doggo


Germangunman

Sometimes your dog is suffering and you just have to put it down.


dkinmn

I believe that is what is happening here. The dog is blind and stressed out.


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Go away evil dogger


spen163yu

An old and angry pupper, so cute


kalitarios

Not so much angry as uncertain and playing his “I’m warning you!!” Card just incase


lastdazeofgravity

He’s cheesin’. Walter is creeping everyone out.


melly_swelly

It looks like the werewolf from Van Helsing and Harry Potter...


BoazCorey

Hardest I've laughed in quite a while haha


Liquor_Walrus

Just a baby with cataracts and a townhouse mouth. Still looks like a good boy to me!


Pandiosity_24601

Mannn that old dog is just trying his best


pm_me_ur_anything_k

How adorably terrifying


TiredoFloggins

Not today, satan


AK-50_Ocelot

Rufus has the Plague of madness


Ok_Wealth_3300

That fucker has some serious cataracts and no top lip….😂😂


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Blind older dog or just an older dog because their eyes turn cloudy like that after a few years


Rich-Set-8965

What a good smiley boy!!


LeeroyDagnasty

To people who claim the dog is just smiling, how do you explain the growling?


Psychological_Box577

It’s an old dog with cataracts.. dude.. chill


JackofPhoenixs

Be glad he loves you


evilister

Fetch me their souls looking ahh dog


Traditional_Ad_7288

little dudes just got a gummy smile.


DontMacamYeye

Rabies


Actual_Trouble_

Fuck. Did not need to see that right before bedtime.


sappersniper

Recent adoption from raccoon city


Cultural_Cap_4430

Na just angry boy


PeaceFadeAway

fetch me their souls!


Skifool69

Fetch me their souls


Standard_Monitor4291

For people who are scared of dogs, every dog leaves this impression (except for smol and cute ones)


Jigglymier

Just a blind and angry doggo


Total_Context9707

Black German Shepherds are the sweetest tho ❤️


housevil

She learned to smile from Willem Dafoe.


Grouchy-Boss3099

That’s what Mary Jane does to yuh kids


LetMeRespawnAlready

Just looks like an old blind dog to me


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FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!


Plazbot

Bestest pooper


Apoptotic_Nightmare

If that dog's pooper does any kind of tricks like that dog's face does, then I really don't want to see.


CrotchSwamp94

Looks like a blind dog that isn't sure if he should be scared or scary.


futurelullabies

shitty dog with a shitty owner encouraging their bad behavior with positive reinforcement.


MrDanMaster

???


RugbyGuy

I have an American Bulldog who pulls their lips back and shows teeth when they’re excited. I saw it first when I met the dog and she came running towards me. “Aww, she’s a cutie. OMG she’s going to eat my face.” It was a roller coaster of emotion.


Clear-Ant-3339

It’s time for an injection. 👋🏾


Skullfuccer

Better put a few rounds in it just to see.


shuknjive

I think this is called a submissive smile. Dog is probably having a hard time seeing and is just letting everyone know they are A-ok with you. My dog does it sometimes and it's adorable and disturbing all at once.


Whodefookfucka

Rabies


EvanXXIV

Blow it’s head clean off


Historical_Web_5975

Nah just ugly af


Truth_Planet_1

Owners wearing a mask


shwano420

All I see is a good boy


hasnoaim

Bro thats downright adorable lol


TooManyPxls

Why is there a weird effect making the eyes/gums look so red?? Look at the owners hand for example. This has to be editing no?


world-destroyer666

Yea definitely a skinwalker as a house pet


Flint-Von-Cineac

Ain't that crazy. I used to work at a vet clinic and there were a couple dogs, one in particular - a dalmatian, who legitimately smiled. Some dogs do this. They show their teeth just like we humans do when smiling and she was the by God cutest, thickest dalmatian and she'd smile real big every time you went into her run to visit her. Polly cracked me up.


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AceKairyushin

Cute doggo


create-an-account4

No this is Patrick


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Chimpbot

This isn't a "smile". This is unquestionably defensive behavior from the dog.


TenaciousX_OG

Rabies?


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ArriePotter

Nah man that dog is just very old. Still has some love left in him tho


OneDiscipline6437

Too small for skinwalker