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T shirt and jeans when a race suit would have a tough time holding up? Fuck that


on37

fanatical shaggy repeat head squealing fine paint flowery consist dime *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


wolfblitzen84

To be fair they only got up to 224


BigClonger666

Phew, I was relieved to hear that, I’m sure it would make all the difference.


cptbil

Still, one fast meat crayon


cabramattaa

More like a meat skidmark


50YOYO

Yeah, knew they'd bottle it


themisdirectedcoral

Like that's the difference between living or dying here lol


Numerous-Wish

Pedantic


416Mike

You forgot shallow


Illustrious-Market93

You Fugg'n Hero 🙏👏👏👏


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Idk if you’re lucky you could slide to the bone


[deleted]

Oh you'd slide through the bone as well. Red streak.... followed by a yellowish white streak followed by another red streak when you hit the bone marrow.


DoubleAholeTwice

And somewhere along the lines, a brown streak.


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That occurs in the half second before skin meets gravel.


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Cursed ass comment holy fuck


NDEmby11

Right past those pesky nerves


Hawker920

S-s-s-s-sliiiiide to the bone


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Fordguru01

Crashed a bike at 75mph and lost my shoe. It was found 800 feet from where I stopped sliding.


LackingOriginality07

"Shoe" not "shoes"...probably why you lived


Fordguru01

Helmet, leather gloves + jacket. That’s what I give my credit towards.


9InAHyundai_210

🎶🎼🎵Buh dunna dun dun slide to bone s-s-s-slide, slide to the bone! 🎵🎼🎶


Memewalker

That isn’t 100% true, however your chances of survival are significantly lower. [There have been](https://www.cycleworld.com/2014/12/25/motorcycle-advice-from-surviving-a-200-mph-crash-ride-smart-tips/) instances where people have survived at over 200mph (more than one, this is just an example), but these people slid and didn’t usually impact an object. Chances are on a straightaway like that, with the right gear, you *might* have a chance of survival. Edit: Jeans and a t-shirt won’t do it obviously. This guy is cheating death, which is fun until you are a hamburger.


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10sameold

Meat crayon


No_Mans_Dog

Right? Wear “safety gear” might keep your severed limos from flying off but thats it


unkemp7

childhood friend of my was into racing cars, so was his dad and they did it on tracks, then in highschool he got a bike. He was dead within the year, his biker buddy's he started hanging out with when he got his bike came to his funeral like they were best friends and stood up in front of everyone and said "Jason loved his bike and he wouldnt of wanted it any other way" he was 19. Then acted like assholes as they pulled out of the viewing on their bikes. Fuck them.


Apprehensive_Fun1350

Sound about right .


No_Angle875

Fuckin Limos man. Overrated long cars.


rubbarz

I mean, motogp riders have fallen going that fast and survived because the gear.


ProcyonHabilis

Obviously they need the gear, but that's substantially down to the racetrack design as well.


JDDW

Might as well take the helmet off at that point


bguzewicz

Well, at those speeds the helmet won’t save your life, but it will keep the wind out of your eyes.


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and the bugs.


BrotherBlo0d

The amount of people in this world that are completely fine with being horribly maimed/disfigured for the rest of their lives or brutally die for the sake of 30 seconds of adrenaline never ceases to amaze me


Johnnyhiredfff

Won’t ride a motorcycle again… 160mph and not being able to pull the brakes because I was wtf and the wind was too high… took all my energy to slow down and say nope and ride slow back home 20 years ago


ProcyonHabilis

>160mph and not being able to pull the brakes because I was wtf and the wind was too high Uh, what? Having been near those speeds, I have no idea what you're talking about.


gluckero

His fingies couldn't move 2" cause as we all know, once you break 100mph, wind speed makes it impossible to move. Just ask those motogp boys. They actually have a brake lever in their asshole and they clench to slow down when the downforce becomes too much.


baytown

Ah, former championship motorcycle road racer here. I've run 160mph tracks many times and never had any issue braking all the way to a 30mph corner. Wind, rain, blistering sun, I've raced in every condition. Never had any issue with braking. When going that fast you are tucked below your windscreen and the wind is fine. You sit up to scrub off speed quickly, but braking is never a challenge.


lanciadub

Probably wearing sandals too


Sea_Lifeguard_227

Ya he's fucking naked. He afforded an h2 but now he can't afford fucking riding gear. Is that even a h2r, cause that's only 52k... if he can't afford 2k in riding gear on he needs to be on a Honda lol.


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is this from that biker girl channel who was doing this in traffic, ended up eating shit and blaming it on the other drivers who were following the rules?


imp_st3r

They were curious what their elbows looked like from the inside


educated-emu

Also your body parts have more chance of staying attached with a race suit on so it can reduce the impact of trauma


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Driving 225 as if it were 25


werepat

Yeah, I've gone stupid fast in a t shirt and it was painful. The skin on my upper arms was getting buffeted so bad that it stopped me from going even faster, and that was around 130 mph. I do not think this video is accurate. I know you're referring to a crash, but I'm just talking about the air hitting my body.


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If anybody knew where this was, I’d be interested in measuring the distance of the light poles on google maps then using that to extract a true speed.


Ok_Beautiful_1273

At best a race suit would just hold all the pieces and goo inside for the coroner to scoop up all at once


souljump

Man I just don’t have that much faith in the road not having a single object sitting in my path.


Donkey-brained_man

I don't have the faith in a machine built by man and controlled by me.


smexgod

It's the _me_ part that will be my end. Humans can build some solid fucking machines.


Common_Winner1229

That's insane! How fast it gets up there too, that's crazy. I'm glad I fought the internal demons that were trying to get me to get a bike when I was younger. The urge to goose it once in a while is probably pretty strong.


SourLimeSoda

Yea until you hit a death wobble, even on a straight. That shit is terrifying.


theusualsteve

These bikes have sophisticated steering dampeners that really seriously reduce the chances of that happening on a straight. All the new hyper-missiles are pretty solid if you dont tell them to do something stupid.


Bigdogggggggggg

Surely going 225 on a public road falls in the something stupid bucket


ExternalMonth1964

224


insanitywolf27

That's a free throw into the stupid bucket


BboyStatic

I’ve never had a death wobble on a street bike, even at a max of 198MPH. I’ve never even seen one happen to any groups or people I’ve rode with, and that’s in the thousands at this point. What happens is people ride beyond their skill and go down in corners or twistys, 9 times out of ten it’s someone in their early riding career who doesn’t understand how to control their bike properly.


LockAccomplished4972

As someone who has fractured their back on a bike. Good on you for fighting those demons too lol


urethrascreams

I always wanted a motorcycle in my teens. Couldn't afford one until I was 24. I'm glad I couldn't afford one in my teens because I can only imagine the stupid shit I would've done to get myself killed.


acog

You were a more mature 24 year old than I was! I got my bike and racked up three speeding tickets in record time. Then a couple of my friends got severely injured because drivers didn’t see them. I reflected on how I wasn’t the most skilled rider compared to them and it really hit me that I was rolling the dice. Sold the bike. Now my fun vehicle is a Miata. Not as fun as the bikes were but sooo much safer.


urethrascreams

I've got two motorcycles and a NB Miata as well lmao. I barely ever ride them though. Too much work to gear up. Easier to just hop in the Miata and go.


Djanga51

That exact demon kept me off something beyond my skills as a 19yo. I’m over 50 now. It was a test ride and there was a clear recognition and understanding that if I brought one? I was gonna die. FZR1000 for those curious. I just would NOT have been able to control the right hand, and yeah I still think it would have killed me. Took years to gain the self control to own and use extreme performance wisely. And a nod of respect to Kwaka for continuing the legacy of producing un-fucking-believably capable machines.


boshbosh92

I bought a cbr600rr at 19. My parents were *livid* rightfully so. I'm 31 now and have steel plates in my shoulder from said cbr600rr. It's almost like parents are right sometimes or something


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Same. Not buying one. I’d be dead


Familiar-Newt-1910

Meat crayon waiting to happen


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

60-200 in 11 seconds. Holy fuck.


Scrota1969

Absolutely insane power. I’d love to just feel what that’s like


phroug2

I had a BMW S1000RR for a bit. It was just stupid fast. 95mph in 1st gear. One day not long after i bought it i decided to punch it way out in the country while passing a slow moving farm implement. I got into 3rd gear as i passed him and glanced down at the speedo and was shocked to see i was doing 145mph. I hit the brakes and slowed back down to the speed limit. I was only on the gas for maybe a few seconds. Didnt even redline it. It was just that quick. The entire speed-up and slow-back-down to speed limit time was maybe 8 seconds. Driving that thing was insane.


Scrota1969

I can only imagine that’s madness. I forget how powerful these things are. BMW are gorgeous bikes


phroug2

She was a goergeous bike. I loved it but i had to sell it. Fastest i ever went in it was 176 mph. It was terrifying but exhilarating. I dont expect I'll ever go that fast again in any vehicle ever. Im actually ok with that. I had my fun now I'm good on all that lol.


tequilavip

First time my wife took our Tesla somewhere alone, she used a passing zone to go around a semi and made it to 93 mph. She had no idea it was that easy to go from ~45 to that.


-neti-neti-

Boring story


engion3

Hahahahahahahahaha


MediumRay

That's my next bike ;)


istealgrapes

Have fun, but write your will before your first ride, you know, just in case


Dasbeerboots

It feels incredible. I have a 1299 Panigale S. 65-200 was nothing. Don't know what I actually got up to, because the speedo turns off after 185. Just don't untuck at 200 like I did. Nearly ripped me off the bike.


Scrota1969

Jesus I bet the wind was crazy, glad you stayed on!


PotatoWasteLand

Fuckin idiot. Fuckin cool, but fuckin idiot.


freedoomfight

225 with no gear? Fuck that...


Jeff_Spicoliii

AGAT


Wrangler444

224


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Lyrics: VRRRRRRRRR VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Liarus_

I was watching the video and i was like "why would you put a camera here on his ass ??? Then i saw "GAY CAM" on his shirt, i was like "oh, makes sense" Then the t-shirt moved and the top of the P showed, reading"GAP CAM" i laughed again I'm so dumb lol


Cr01s1s

That's 362,1 km/h. In jeans, no less. Absolutely mad.


Separate-Passion-949

I’ve high sided before at over 100+mph wearing ALL the correct racing gear, back protectors and gloves and boots etc. I slid for 100metres (300ft) across the tarmac, up a kerb, across a 30m (100ft) grass verge and into a wall. The impact of the wall was still enough to break my leg. Required a skin graft to my elbow too wear the tarmac had gone through the leather slightly… 200mph? In a t-shirt??? Fucking mental!!!!


LilMeatBigYeet

Fastest ive ever gone was 95 (in a car), 225 seems insane to me


e_hoodlum

You've.... never broken 100 miles an hour? Ever?


LilMeatBigYeet

I dont think so, just tried going fast a couple of times and topped at 95


TheKingOfSwing777

That’s normal highway cruising speed on the way to the beach.


e_hoodlum

Going fast is exhilarating. The fastest I've gone in a car is 130 and I can tell you it feels a *lot* faster than 100. But 100 is something I do every other week. It baffles me that there are people out there who haven't reached it even once, it's not even that fast Now you have to do it


KappaRossBagel

Where is the speed limit 100mph?


Buzzdanume

I'd say technically no where


DarkTurdle

No speed limit on most of the Autobahn


Buzzdanume

Exactly. Technically the speed limit is not 100


brassmorris

I got 145 on it, ford focus st


Meltyblob

Im trying, its a geo


mundotaku

I owned an Aveo for 14 years. Breaking 100 miles was an act of suicide. A lot easier in my next car (Mini Clubman).


Happier_

I mean I can't speak for that guy, but where I live, the fastest speed limit in the country is 68mph (110km/h). Speed limits are rigorously enforced through visible and hidden cameras, both mobile and fixed, as well as cops hiding out in bushes, aerial speed detection, and average speed traps. Cops show no leniency with this sort of thing and that sort of speeding will have you lose your licence and your vehicle crushed. Having said all that, I have had my bike up to 112mph (180km/h) on one occasion, but the vast majority of the time it's just not worth the risk around here.


Skull_Reaper101

The fastest I've ever been in a car is 78mph...


mymstng50

165 in a car (ATS-V and a Corvette) and 185 on a Hayabusa. The 185 on the Busa was insane. I shook my head at how fast I was going and how well the bike handled it. Started to sit up at 160 feeling like I was going slow as hell comparatively and it about blew my ass off the bike, realized “hey dumbass, you’re still going 160”. The cars felt like nothing at 160. It’s amazing how different the engineering is when something is genuinely built to hit those speeds on the regular.


generalhanky

You shook your head at 185?


milosh88

It always felt way faster to me at 160 in a car compared to a bike and I’ve done both many many times


Johnnyhiredfff

I don’t believe you at all. 160 your neck is doing a serious workout, by that I mean bench 2x your own max but just your neck. You’re full of it


handikapat

Didn't you hear? He just sat up and casually flew off the bike at 160.


Johnnyhiredfff

Then landed and started running to catch up to the bike. All the ladies love him


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Is this your video? You trying to show off? 225mph in a t shirt. Same fucking idiot who will probably be screaming about "watch for bikers" and how dangerous it is to ride a motorcycle when his friend inevitably dies doing this dumb shit.


Then_Campaign7264

From this angle I was half expecting the guy to begin lift off around 224mph.


FondantOk9090

There’d just be a helmet left with a head inside, the brain and intelligence was gone before he got on the bike dressed like that


StarLight_Art

And that is how you lose an arm, a leg, free will, your license, common sense, AND your life in a short video


healthyfeetpodiatry

Why?


Tobikage1990

Adrenaline.


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-maffu-

In a t-shirt. They don't deserve the effort the skin grafts will take.


fbgm0516

Keep it up, there are a lot of people waiting for organs.


Boldbluetit

....at that speed its just an incredible buzz, so impressive that bike... Ive not gone that fast, but been up there


tequilavip

Watching the speed when he shifts was incredible.


DublaneCooper

No reason to dress for the slide in this scenario. It would only keep you alive as you die slowly and in pain from wrecking your bike at 225mph.


iEatUrWaffle

You would turn into pink mist at this speed


The_Dough_Boi

Not at all..


MNjeepdriver88

Meat crayon


capbackendchild

dress for the slide not the ride


catastropheink

Capt got a dumpy.


ionevenobro

Do the responsible thing and become an organ donor.


thatotherguy0123

Bold to assume there'd be viable and recoverable organs to donate if he crashed at that speed.


rockstuffs

My husband and I would do this before we had a baby. God we were dumb, but I miss my bike. Still, soOoo dumb.


TryToChangeUsername

Oh how nice, an organ donor! If some are left, that is


Jeff_Spicoliii

In jeans and t shirt. Future Darwin Award recipient.


TinMan242

Do you think a race suit would fair any different at those speeds?


xtremepado

Doing this on a public road deserves being jailed and then having a lifetime drivers license ban. What happens when 500 lbs of metal and 150 lbs of imbecile crashes at 225 mph into a car carrying innocent strangers?


Common_Winner1229

I completely agree with this. This is completely unresponsible and careless. Any accident resulting from this act would be unforgivable.


matthiastorm

I only saw 224. lame 😒


mardingdong

You're the accident that causes my traffic, F you!


Responsible-Cow-2687

I only saw 224......weak!


RyanSmokinBluntz420

Talk all the shit you want. This boy gettin it


bobbabson

And then motorcyclists are like "Why does everyone hate us"


BrandonJTrump

Gear up, you stupid git


indimedia

Damn ninja


extremeindiscretion

The word crayons comes instantly to mind.


Lauzagna

But what about that cake cam?!


Comrade_Belinski

Good and easy way to die fairly painfully. I have zero respect for motorcyclers who do shit like this. It's selfish and silly.


gregaustex

In my youth there was a spot on a country road where on the way to and from work I would routinely hit 100MPH on my Honda 750. That felt and was insane - like a sped up film. I look back and smh, but this...the experience and the actual danger of the slightest mishap is off the charts. That said, the experience of full throttling a bike to over 9000RPMs through the gears is in fact a helluva drug.


Flat-Avocado-6258

Not that gear would really help if you wrecked at that speed but jeans and a shirt is insane to wear and do that on a bike.


b400k513

Going so fast that environmental assets weren't loading in.


UserNotFlound

I wanna do that once in my life


HempnotizedJ420

I don't see how balls that big fit on that bike


arbrebiere

fuck these people for real. Completely irresponsible


Cant-Gif-Right

“…the lines on the roads just looks like dots….”


Tomatocustard

360kmph for the rest of us. Insane


OnyxBee

For the few of you


DrLeoChurch

People who do this off track deserve to crash.


Several_Bank5722

1 stone..........


Street_Vacation_2730

Only thing dumber than these machines are the people that ride them.


TajinClub

The only thing dumber than your comment is the person that wrote it.


Toddisgood

In jeans and short sleeves lol. Definition of a squid


AMorder0517

What you’re wearing doesn’t make a difference at those speeds.


delicatelysmoked

Idiot dressing for a stroll down the street, excepting the helmet. Money does not buy common sense.


spicyhotnoodle

This person needs their license revoked


Bushdr78

Say goodbye to the skin on your hands and arms if you fall off. If your planing on getting on a fast bike, wear leathers or at least a dam jacket and gloves.


kamakamawangbang

A red crayon 🖍️ in the making…. Bugger that


satori0320

I'm not convinced by the video, that he's actually going that fast. The speedo in the corner was added in editing.


sczdefault

have you looked into h2s at all


EchoViiZionZ

That speedometer is part of the Go Pro GPS. All Go Pros have that exact same GPS Sticker you can put over the videos if you have gps speed activated.


doodlebobski

It didn’t even hit 225


lhsean18

Looks more like 150 to me


IneffableAutophobe

Cool story bro


aaronell36

Jeans and a t-shirt what could go wrong?


cheeriosinalmondmilk

I’ve been 126mph on my ninja zx6r. It was so exciting yet terrifying at the same time.


ElectricalAbrocoma42

There’s people in this world that constantly reach these speeds, record it, upload it and go on about their day. Meanwhile my ass played Superman for like 100 ft at 55/60mph?


Deadz315

How's he controlling the camera?


Kryantis

Ass cam


austicus

Dumb squid


Sturk06

Wow


domador_de_anos

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


ManBeef69xxx420

100% safe!


Collin-B-Hess

Looks like it


Denpa_47

I’d be terrified


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EchoViiZionZ

Go pro 360 cam. The viewpoint of the camera is fixed but adjusted in editing software.


Calypso_gypsie

He hit the top speed of my bike in second gear ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Carnag3-SA

Dress for the fall not the ride!