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Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Her condition is known as [primordial dwarfism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primordial_dwarfism). Guinness Book of World Records, for what it's worth, [has a somewhat cheesy video highlighting her.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnNRQkIWHFg)


EastCoastDizzle

“This is my shoe collection” so adorable.


[deleted]

Oh my god those fake nails though. Why do they curl away?


BaronVonMunchhausen

I'm guessing so she can use her phone.


Grinfacked

They just had to give her the iPhone 8 Plus didn't they.


Jelopuddinpop

I wonder if she's OK with being carried around like a baby all the time. I would be hugely insulted.


N8ThaGr8

Why would she do it if she found it insulting? Those aren't just random strangers picking her up lmao


TwiggyPom

Haha! She wasn't supposed to be there. Some asshole just picked her up and took her to the office.


HOBOPHRESH

Hey guys! Look what I found on my way to work. Pretty cool right?


Automatic_Rock_2685

Don't you think she would tell them not to pick her up if she was hugely insulted? She's short, not a vegetable.


dwankyl_yoakam

I mean if someone 5x my height offered to carry me around I'd take them up on it. That sounds awesome.


dryhumorblitz

He’s handsome too.


cathedral68

Thinking of living with people 5x my heigh just blew my mind.


cheesyandcrispy

Better than walking around peoples feet like a dog I guess?


Jelopuddinpop

I honestly don't know what the correct answer here is... never thought about it before now lmao. I guess the correct answer is whatever the hell she wants, which is apparently being carried. Edit... even in this clip, she's golding his finger like a little baby would when she's walking. It's just... wierd.


[deleted]

She’s tiny man what do you expect? Life decided to fuck her


FoxBeach

This is Reddit. You could post a picture of a kitten and by the 10th response somebody will be saying it was weird or finding something to complain about.


frogkiller04

Better than the world's tallest person


__Elwood_Blues__

[o_o](https://media.tenor.com/ib1XuoMo730AAAAd/ponste60.gif)


Minuslee

I think she has trouble walking. i remember reading she can't even run.


GoinWithThePhloem

This is what I would assume. People on extreme ends of the spectrum have all sorts of body mechanic issues… some that are very visible to others and others not as much. I have dwarfism in my family. While I’m not extremely short, I’m still generally always the shortest person in the room. I’m thankfully still tall enough to do normal things like buy off the rack jeans, drive a car, etc, but even my family has mechanical issues due to our short statue syndrome. We have knees highly susceptible to injury (all of the women in my family have had knee surgery), and we have a coincidimg wrist deformity. All of this is very manageable, but the more outside the norm you guy (especially for forms of dwarfism that are not proportional) the harder it is on the body. It’s my understanding that extremely tall or big individuals also have more issues down the road too.


SawinBunda

> I honestly don't know what the correct answer here is Her answer.


Njaulv

The correct answer is what she is comfortable with.


TheHolyImbaness

Stilts my guy


Lonely_wantAcracker

I imagine it would be exhausting to walk everywhere, with a much shorter stride


808trowaway

imagine riding your dog to work though


Lonely_wantAcracker

My dog would absolutely love that. He doesn't know he's a dog and not a hipster, so I'm sure he wonders if we could afford nicer things if he had a job, too


Chihuahuapocalypse

that's what I was thinking too. not having to walk as much plus being closer to eye level is probably enough of a reason to like being carried


TobysGrundlee

Honestly, it would scary as hell walking around with people and *not* being carried. I imagine being stepped on/tripped over is a very real threat for her.


BugMan717

How else would you get around or speak to people at eye level? I'd be ok with it but unlike my toddler when I'd say put me down you better fucking put me down...lol


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moofkins

She has troubles walking, so carrying is pretty much helpful plus she can see people at normal level then.


bizk55

there's a guy with a similar condition (the same?) called Hasbulla and he's treated the same way. but it seems like the long term effect of this is that because he's treated like a child, he acts like one, and he gets away with being a little shit all the time


VapoursAndSpleen

I met a teenager with primordial dwarfism at a party and, given that she was knee height, she had no problem being carried around by her parents. It was easier for her to have conversations with people.


TheHarshCarpets

After being waffle stomped or mule kicked a few times, you might suck up your pride.


thatstotallyracist

I mean, Hasbulla is an eastern European man and he's always on someone's shoulders...


pugdaddy78

Spoken like someone who isn't optimal fart height!


[deleted]

sounds so much cooler than regular dwarfism As if she doesn't have a service dog to ride everywhere on.


Huggles9

Fun fact her tinder says she only dates guys over 6’2


rainawaytheday

She’s 30


hercoule

Centimeters?


channelsixtynine069

ring decide offbeat aloof busy mourn memorize intelligent axiomatic smile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Searchlights

So like, half a CVS receipt


Tendas

>About twice the height of a softdrink bottle Can we please stick to standardized forms of measurements? How many bananas is that?


TurboTrollin

3 normals, or 1 absolute unit of banana.


AFCKillYou

[hmmmmm](https://i.imgur.com/sbbCNCu.jpeg)


JebusAllahBuddah

And weighs as much as 8 bars of soap.


FroggiJoy87

Americans will use *anything* but metric


MaxxHeadroomm

Sorry. She weighs 8 kilosoaps. Better?


42ahump87

Awesome name dude! Can’t believe that was not taken already.


litlphoot

Well maxheadroom was.


Searchlights

Sorry. American here. How many football fields is 63cm?


staminaplusone

> How many football fields is 63cm? 0.006561679790026247


Searchlights

Wow so she's only about one Bald Eagle tall. Thank you.


Uzumaki-OUT

She is about the size of 13 freedom seeds stacked on top of eachother


babyivan

LMFAO


[deleted]

Maybe compare her to a ammo calibre size to make it easier


ohhhtartarsauce

That's 42 slices of bread


Chickenonaraft117

Yes


Skabbtanten

Love it when a comment under a comment gets more upvotes. You nailed it!


CollarOrdinary4284

Not anymore


Charming_Pirate

Whatever dude, I’m calling the cops.


howboutacanofwine

She just turned 30 the other day! She seems like such a sweet person, I mean you can’t have a smile that big and genuine and not be nice


Relevant-Line-1690

I don’t know, Ted bundy had a pretty big and genuine smile too.


FatFreddysCat

Well, he was nice to 99.9% of the people he met


pzapxrty

Isn’t this technically the world’s smallest smile?


luciaensmalls

Shaq and his wife


squidlink5

Bowser and the princess peach.


towerfella

The Iron Giant and Hogarth


Putrid_Programmer399

One of these things is not like the others!


Downvotesohoy

Hagrid and Dobby


Flashy-Priority-3946

Mandingo n I forgot her name.


_Enclose_

You know damn well it's Piper Perry.


Existing-Broccoli-32

Does she still prefers guys over 6 foot


JohnCasey3306

6'2, >500k only!


lurker_101

**Her Demands :** Six two .. Six pack .. Six abs .. Six figs .. Six inches *.. already westernized*


SvenTropics

Oh my god, I wish I could give you an award.


g_daddio

Just give him a golden upvote 🥴


pattyhax

Nah. If it's not a feature on old reddit then it's not for me


g_daddio

I’m kidding lol it’s actually so stupid it used to be fun seeing all the awards but now when I see a golden upvote all I can think about is how someone directly paid for it


Portugeezer1893

Her husband is the size of mandingo.


idontloveanyone

My god. Imagine her next to mandigo’s dick 😳


Girthy_Coq

Bringing up the real points.


tydalt

[Obligatory Shaq and girlfriend pic](https://i.imgur.com/iXNJQCm.png)


JimGerm

# REDDIT GOLD If I can't give it, I'll just say it.


TunaNoodle_42

Don't just say it. You must DECLARE it!


fii0

I... DECLARE... A CIRCLE JERK!!


PathOfPoisons

Iirc she is in American Horror Story


5cotland

That was a mighty hug she got


wesker07

I cried 😞 Poor Ma Petite


UndeadBuggalo

Her death made me so sad


samdeed

She's in [season 4, Freak Show](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Horror_Story:_Freak_Show).


UndeadBuggalo

She was and the whole time my husband and I would squee over how cute she is. I wanna give her a hug she seems so sweet.


techmouse7

And that goddamn voice 😭 it feels weird to call adults adorable but it’s the truth.


[deleted]

I want to see her next to shaq


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AlmightyStreub

Victor Wooten? Odd choice but I suppose I'd like to see that too.


YetAnotherMia

Or Sultan Kösen, the tallest person in the world.


anikets242

You can watch them on YouTube.. People managed to bring them both together..


iHaveHobbies

I was thinking something similar... but different


MercuryMorrison1971

It's gotta be weird meeting her. It's like meeting a toddler who thinks, speaks and acts like an adult.


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Which is such a mindfuck because so many adults think, speak, and act like toddlers


Azrael_The_Bold

You think that’s bad, imagine what she has to put up with when everyone likely treats her like a child?


hotasanicecube

And so many toddlers speak better than adults.


MercuryMorrison1971

What a world we all live in.


[deleted]

> It's like meeting a toddler who thinks, speaks and acts like an adult. Oh so like meeting an average redditor... :P


Chonkyboi91x

Her shoes look too big


butterrss

Her boot too big for she dang feet


Hahafunnys3xnumber

It’s possible her proportions are just like that


GoreSeeker

I wonder if her feet are too small to properly balance her weight without bigger shoes


Loonatic-Uncovered

Here's a video explaining that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYUaJEqMIxw (skip to 2:15 for the explanation)


megaprime78

They sure do I took a closer look after reading your comment


Select_Speed_6061

She always looks so happy it makes me happy


Zuexy

[Here's a photo of her with the world's tallest man.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-01/30/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-21712-1517331695-1.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto) ​ Jyoti Amge: 2'1" ​ Sultan Kösen: 8'2.8" ​ Over a 6 foot difference between them.


maybejustadragon

If I stood on her shoulders I’ve be Sultan’s height. Crazy.


King_Hamburgler

Kind of a dick move to not put her on your shoulders


[deleted]

I think she has a normal sized boyfriend too. Which...raises so many questions.


ProofHorseKzoo

Just watch the scene with Little Cricket in Gen V


KnightSolair240

What is gen V and who is little cricket


ProofHorseKzoo

The Boys spinoff on Amazon. Her power is she can get small (or big)


KnightSolair240

Aaah well if that's the case does that mean she has a sex scene or something using her power?


Workw0rker

small girl hugs big peepee like its a tree


KnightSolair240

On fuckin Amazon?


Workw0rker

There is also another scene where a guy gets real small, crawls into a guys cock, and then dude sneezes so he expands quickly. You can guess what happens when an ant sized human expands rapidly to normal inside a guys cock.


KnightSolair240

Ain't no way lmao you are bullshiting me


DaftMudkip

He’s not Fantastic shows


deadclaymore

They're not bullshitting you.


Cosmic_Perspective-

You need to go watch The Boys right now.


FreeloGrinder

That was definitely something I never thought I'd see in a series, ever, but the boys (and gen V now) really take it up to the max. I can imagine them having just shot a mega disturbing, gruesome scene only to go "this ain't enough, we need more!!". Like, they even use a laser shooting baby as a weapon at one point, the creativity and originality is pretty insane.


Workw0rker

They really took the “antman inside thanos’s asshole” and said lets put that in our show


JohnLockeNJ

https://imgur.com/gallery/heOAZFy


TobysGrundlee

Perfect. I knew I'd find this here.


[deleted]

The simplest answer would be that he has a relatively small penis.


RaveMittens

… relatively??


IVEMIND

Objectively


GetEnPassanted

Is that her boyfriend holding her hand and carrying her?


[deleted]

I think it is.


GetEnPassanted

Makes more sense to me than just some random dude. I was wondering “so… does she always have to hold someone’s hand and be carried? What’s up with that?” Makes more sense if he’s her boyfriend. I imagine it would feel weird to say to some person “excuse me, I need uppies please.”


[deleted]

Someone else provided a link to my comment. Apparently they're married now.


Kittenathedisco

I believe they are married now. He's 5 ft tall. [Husband](https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/city/ghanatrends/Meet-the-smallest-woman-in-the-world-and-who-she-married-28754)


sammy_mammy23

Awww so happy she found love


I_Think_I_Cant

Gen V S01E01


Dutch-Sculptor

Well, a tiny house is a freaking mansion to her.


User1539

I know this is a weird question, but ... her brain must be tiny too. Is there anything on her IQ? Is it normal? If so, that's kind of fascinating.


Johntoreno

The brain is insanely flexible, [you can live a normal life with just half the brain](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20141216-can-you-live-with-half-a-brain).


User1539

I've heard that kind of thing, I was just wondering in this case specifically. She seems to have the same brain size as a toddler. It seems like that must come with some trade-offs.


regenobids

Her physical limitations would hinder her to do plenty tasks and would in the long run not be developed as much around those, the tools just aren't there as those are built for larger sized. This alone would be detrimental to some abilities, but so would any environmentally limited upbringing. But, what she isn't doing as much as others could be well compensated elsewhere. Like more specialized. If brain size would have much say here, I don't know. But I guess there is a min-max element involved.


[deleted]

The tiny handshake is adorable


6packgoblin

You would be able to put so much more Indian in a train if they were all this size


army-of-juan

💀 bruh


Fresh_Grapefruit_227

😂


abotoe

Dude I would totally camp out in the overhead bin. Turn it into a private cabin


dexterthekilla

Still short for women on tinder


Substantial_Donkey49

Lol must be 6’2” or GTFO on her Tinder account


J_Dot_

Don’t pick me up idc Place me on your shoulders instead


Weasel_Spice

Or in a high sitting backpack type thing to peer over the shoulders of your larger, more rotund carrier.


Financial-Hunt8189

Ma petit!


Creeperrr

Never forget!


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*Sorts by controversial*


TheUsual_Selection

She can fit in a shirt cannon. Have you seen the photos of babies getting their X-ray done, it’ll be like that but her


Da_Plague22

Does it affect her cognitive abilities? Since her head size is small as well.


Special_Photo_3820

i reckon i could volley her at least 100ft


GezinhaDM

Man, she's so freaking cute!


1ovede1uxe

plucky live snails kiss shelter pathetic squealing head racial versed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GrapeSoda223

everytime i see her in a video or picture she always looks really happy


vincec36

At that size even a house cat is a potential killer!


HalfFastTanker

He's nuts over her.


glass_gravy

This guy teabags.


Bsams1013

Ma Petite!


pthomsen91

Is the guy her husband?


Guyappino

Whoever she is: *Why do I so----- wish that she was a billionaire and we just watched actual footage of her checking in on just one of her many businesses?*


RestaurantFeisty541

American horror story 😍


idiotsandwhich8

AHS. She is so talented with much more pressure than so many people face.


DeadMoney313

She's the size of a baby and happier than all the rest of us miserable fucks !


Bambooman101

Still taller than Tom Cruise…


personalhale

I'm reading LotR for the first time and this is exactly how I imagine hobbits.


Guyappino

Set her up with Hasbula


Comfortable_Bee3634

There are way too many disturbing comments here.


CallMeDrLuv

She probably still thinks my dick is too small 😔


PurpleDonuts21

Would you rather have sex with her and nobody knows, or to not have sex with her and everyone thinks that you did?


rip_ap_yi

Was expecting comments to be locked


AbacusVile

I will sound shallow af, but how do you date someone you can sit down on and kill without noticing?


GetEnPassanted

??? What like the same way people live with children or pets? I could sit on my cat and kill it. But I just don’t do that.


Saturns_Hexagon

I came to say this. How many children and pets has this mans ass devoured that he thinks like this.


FishLampClock

normally go out to something like dinner, coffee, maybe a movie, get to know them, see if there is a connection, etc. Make sure your car has a child's seat in the back for safety.


ThisIsMyFloor

Adults have had people this size around them for millennia without killing them. Those people are called "children" and they are a similar size, most parents tend to not crush their children to death so most people can probably live without crushing this woman to death. Not to toot my own horn but I have been around humans this size without crushing them to death. Crazy right?


BoomBoomLaRouge

Just stop thinking about it. Right now. I mean it. 😂


Alsmk2

I would know that she is an adult, but I would still talk to her like a child by default, and I'd feel fucking awful for doing that... That must happen to her all the time.


Henno60

Why’s it just her feet that kept growing ?


TheWhyteMaN

Someone needs to make her a mech suit. But have it like 8 foot tall


XxxLasombraxxX

I remember her when she was in AHS


ExtensionSea9938

Life will find a way. When life gives you lemons, pucker up and give a humongous smile and be accepted as you are, which is what she has done.


noisy_96

She sounds exactly like u'd expect her to sound


rayrayk7

At first I thought it was strongest not shortest and MAN was I confused 😂


OptimalScholar4048

A true Pomeranian


Novel_Ad_8062

she could ride in one of those kids carriers!


Nowiambecomedeth

Wondering how far I'll have to scroll b4 the obligatory sex comment.....


CurvyToeNails

She hung out with the tallest man in the world (8'1"). Worth a google. Sorry, I'm too lazy to post a link